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Post by wubli » #443193

how can people not have them? and, while i understand sometimes you just can't *choose* to have them, how come people don't wish they had one?

why do you fucking take showers? haha just rub toilet paper on your skin and you can say you're clean

why???? how can you live without properly cleaning yourselves up if you have the chance to????? do you hop on the shower every single time you go to the bathroom?? hello??????????? i'm UPSET
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Post by Deitus » #443200

never used a bidet before, never had a problem with toilet paper getting me clean
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Post by teepeepee » #443202

You've never had a hairy ass or semi-solid shit before, I NEED a venezuelan shower everytime I take a dump, luckily I only do it once every three or four days
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Post by SaveVatznick » #443203

Way back in the olden days, we did not bathe nearly as frequently, and we were not Whiny.

Nowadays, we bathe daily, and we are quite whiny.

I fail to see what benefit more bathing can accomplish.
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Post by Togopal » #443206

Hi angry about bidets again

wubli wrote:i'm UPSET

Hi upset

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Post by SaveVatznick » #443209

CosmicScientist wrote:
SaveVatznick wrote:Way back in the olden days, we did not bathe nearly as frequently, and we were not Whiny.

Nowadays, we bathe daily, and we are quite whiny.

I fail to see what benefit more bathing can accomplish.
Celtic Britons made soap and bathed frequently.

Unless I'm mistaken the Romans didn't use soap.

So, take that.
Yes, but baths in the days of old were done not by shower, but with bucket and towel, or by bath. What do these have in common?

The answer is quite plain, you see : Wiping. The operative mode of cleaning is not the movement of running water, but by the wiping of water along the body, which preserves moral character. Only in the modern age of "Showers" and other modern bathing appliances, have we become whiny.

Therefore, the case against bidets is clear. It shall only make us whinier.
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Post by oranges » #443211

toilet paper never made sense

when you get mud on your hands you wash them, you don't wipe it off with paper and do a half assed job.

Bidets are a good idea
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Post by DemonFiren » #443214

SaveVatznick wrote:
CosmicScientist wrote:
SaveVatznick wrote:Way back in the olden days, we did not bathe nearly as frequently, and we were not Whiny.

Nowadays, we bathe daily, and we are quite whiny.

I fail to see what benefit more bathing can accomplish.
Celtic Britons made soap and bathed frequently.

Unless I'm mistaken the Romans didn't use soap.

So, take that.
Yes, but baths in the days of old were done not by shower, but with bucket and towel, or by bath. What do these have in common?

The answer is quite plain, you see : Wiping. The operative mode of cleaning is not the movement of running water, but by the wiping of water along the body, which preserves moral character. Only in the modern age of "Showers" and other modern bathing appliances, have we become whiny.

Therefore, the case against bidets is clear. It shall only make us whinier.
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Post by Gun Hog » #443216

You can get a washlet (bidet that replaces your toilet seat) for about $300-$400 USD if you want fancy electronics, heated seat, and a dryer, or get a cheap one that just sprays water for $50 USD. If you ARE going the cheapo route, at least buy one that can take a hot water line. I cannot imagine how traumatizing shooting ice-cold, high pressure water directly into a virgin anus would be for an American!
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Togopal wrote:Hi angry about bidets again

wubli wrote:i'm UPSET

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SaveVatznick wrote:Way back in the olden days, we did not bathe nearly as frequently, and we were not Whiny.

Nowadays, we bathe daily, and we are quite whiny.

I fail to see what benefit more bathing can accomplish.
we also died when we caught a cold it's current year and I won't accept any excuses for having a dirty ass

oranges is correct
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wubli wrote:
SaveVatznick wrote:Way back in the olden days, we did not bathe nearly as frequently, and we were not Whiny.

Nowadays, we bathe daily, and we are quite whiny.

I fail to see what benefit more bathing can accomplish.
we also died when we caught a cold it's current year and I won't accept any excuses for having a dirty ass

oranges is correct
Truly, who cares so greatly about the exact advantage of meticulous microbial cleanliness of one's anus? What advantage does the flow of water confer over diligent wiping?

There is no danger of internal contamination, for the place from which the excrement emerges is proved, by its own transmission of the subject, immune to such substances. Externally, contamination of the skin is equally preposterous - for the skin comes in contact with all manner of microscopic beasts, and lest there is a breach (in the case of a lacerated anus, I do think your problems number more than hygiene), we fare exceedingly well againdt the elements.
The danger of contaminating others is low, so long as ye washe the hands judiciously, and keep your rump judiciously covered. I see no need for the pickiness of the cleanliness of one's ass, and diligent wiping certainly does suffice.

The preference for flowing water betrays the user as a nitpicker, therefore whiny.
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lol just dont poop
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Post by BeeSting12 » #443231

i usually take shits before showers anyway so i just dont wipe and wash off in the shower. if i have to do it somewhere else or any other time i use toilet paper. it cleans me up just fine
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Post by wubli » #443233

it leaves a very uncomfortable feeling because it's not properly clean STOP JUSTIFYING IT
i'm not saying you'll die if you don't wash it with water i'm saying you can't say that's being clean
like when you go to pee and you have a vagoo you don't always wash it afterwards since you'll take a shower but you wouldn't call it clean would you WOULD YOU

CLEAN YOUR ASSES
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Post by Super Aggro Crag » #443234

My poops dont leave residue maybe if you gluttonous gastropods cleaned up your diet you wouldnt need to wash your stench trench every time you fart
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i'm a girl i don't poop sorry
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my gender identity feels threatened by quotation marks
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wubli wrote:it leaves a very uncomfortable feeling because it's not properly clean STOP JUSTIFYING IT
i'm not saying you'll die if you don't wash it with water i'm saying you can't say that's being clean
like when you go to pee and you have a vagoo you don't always wash it afterwards since you'll take a shower but you wouldn't call it clean would you WOULD YOU

CLEAN YOUR ASSES
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Post by Kraso » #443241

if you somehow can't wipe yourself clean with just TP you have an issue
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Kraso wrote:if you somehow can't wipe yourself clean with just TP you have an issue
Its called assburgers syndrome
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If you don't shower directly after you shit you're a wild animal and you belong in a cage, coffee's whole purpose is to keep you on that daily shit+shower schedule
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lavate el orto gallego de mierda dejá de hacerte el pelotudo me voy a las manos
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Furthermore, the act of wiping confers a moral self-sufficieny unto the wiper, for they do not depend on an external source to deal with their most private and shameful defecations.
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Wubli hablando de caca tan temprano, acazo no almorzaste?
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This is the kind of thing where you're just fine without having one, until you get one and cannot ever live without one again.
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Post by obscolene » #443263

Use toilet paper for the majority and wet wipes for the finisher. What's wrong with you apes? Do we really live in a society where wars are fought between people who rub paper on their assholes versus people who have an expensive machine to squirt water onto their assholes? Unless you're going to be licking a person's bunghole, you shouldn't care whether it's caked in shit or not.
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Post by Lazengann » #443264

What do you do with the wet wipes after? They clog the sewage systems because they don't dissolve like toilet paper and if you throw them in the trash then your bathroom will reek
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Post by CreationPro » #443268

You are overestimating the amount of shit left on your ass after toilet paper. If you shower every day you should have no problems at all.
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I unironically shower every time I poo
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Post by oranges » #443271

itt, a lot of people who don't eat the booty, or get the booty eaten
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oranges wrote:itt, a lot of people who don't eat the booty, or get the booty eaten
You do wash your fruits and veggies before eating them, don't you?
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Post by SaveVatznick » #443275

Truly, we have gotten to the bottom of this argument :^)

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I'd like to get to your bottom Vatznick
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oranges wrote:I'd like to get to your bottom Vatznick
Only after marriage.

Ephesians 5:25-33: “Husbands, love your wives, as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her, that he might sanctify her, having cleansed her by the washing of water with the word, so that he might present the church to himself in splendor, without spot or wrinkle or any such thing, that she might be holy and without blemish. In the same way husbands should love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself. For no one ever hated his own flesh, but nourishes and cherishes it, just as Christ does the church, ..."


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Post by oranges » #443281

CreationPro wrote:
oranges wrote:I'd like to get to your bottom Vatznick
Only after marriage.

Ephesians 5:25-33: “Husbands, love your wives, as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her, that he might sanctify her, having cleansed her by the washing of water with the word, so that he might present the church to himself in splendor, without spot or wrinkle or any such thing, that she might be holy and without blemish. In the same way husbands should love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself. For no one ever hated his own flesh, but nourishes and cherishes it, just as Christ does the church, ..."


This is now a christian thread.
when are we getting married then :hearteyes:
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Post by SaveVatznick » #443283

oranges wrote:
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oranges wrote:I'd like to get to your bottom Vatznick
Only after marriage.

Ephesians 5:25-33: “Husbands, love your wives, as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her, that he might sanctify her, having cleansed her by the washing of water with the word, so that he might present the church to himself in splendor, without spot or wrinkle or any such thing, that she might be holy and without blemish. In the same way husbands should love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself. For no one ever hated his own flesh, but nourishes and cherishes it, just as Christ does the church, ..."


This is now a christian thread.
when are we getting married then :hearteyes:
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Post by Nilons » #443287

Shooting water up your ass to clean it just doesnt seem like the way to be
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Nilons wrote:Shooting water up your ass to clean it just doesnt seem like the way to be
t. low-IQ poster with a shit-caked asshole
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Re: i am angry about bidets again

Post by wubli » #443296

Nilons wrote:Shooting water up your ass to clean it just doesnt seem like the way to be
lol it's not just shooting it who taught you how bidets are used
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Re: i am angry about bidets again

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Super Aggro Crag wrote:My poops dont leave residue maybe if you gluttonous gastropods cleaned up your diet you wouldnt need to wash your stench trench every time you fart
not having food to eat isnt a diet crag
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Re: i am angry about bidets again

Post by Nilons » #443306

obscolene wrote:
Nilons wrote:Shooting water up your ass to clean it just doesnt seem like the way to be
t. low-IQ poster with a shit-caked asshole
take a shower once a day you actual fucking caveman
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Re: i am angry about bidets again

Post by Coconutwarrior97 » #443307

i dont like the idea of cold water touching my butt
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Re: i am angry about bidets again

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Ephesians 5:25-33: “Husbands, love your wives, as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her, that he might sanctify her, having cleansed her by the washing of water with the word, so that he might present the church to himself in splendor, without spot or wrinkle or any such thing, that she might be holy and without blemish. In the same way husbands should love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself. For no one ever hated his own flesh, but nourishes and cherishes it, just as Christ does the church, ..."


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Re: i am angry about bidets again

Post by FantasticFwoosh » #443317

Stupid squatting french people

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Re: i am angry about bidets again

Post by Grazyn » #443318

lol why am I not surprised that tgstation is filled with people with dirty assholes
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Re: i am angry about bidets again

Post by bman » #443322

how can you walk around with a shitty asshole? fact of the matter is if you're not applying water on your bumbum your ass IS in fact, shitty.
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