Ye Catgirl chapter 2

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Ye Catgirl chapter 2

Post by Shezza » #420693

Rocks fell

Everyone died

That's all you can remember, before you awoke in this dark, damp smelly room.
Thanks for all the dopamine.

You (cough), you haven't won here. You and your mutie-bastard friends are gonna join me in a big ol' mushroom cloud sendoff. I just triggered the self-destruct. (Heh, heh; cough, cough,...) The work will go on. You didn't do nothing here, 'cept seal your own death warrants. Duty, (cough) honor... courage... Semper Fiiiii........
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Post by Uncle Bourbon » #420694

i dab
I am literally captain sawrge. MY old forum account got banned sorry
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Post by Shezza » #420696

Uncle Bourbon wrote:i dab
You try to get up, but you're still hazed from the impact.

You roll over on your back, you see a light on the ceiling.

You dab.
Thanks for all the dopamine.

You (cough), you haven't won here. You and your mutie-bastard friends are gonna join me in a big ol' mushroom cloud sendoff. I just triggered the self-destruct. (Heh, heh; cough, cough,...) The work will go on. You didn't do nothing here, 'cept seal your own death warrants. Duty, (cough) honor... courage... Semper Fiiiii........
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Post by Uncle Bourbon » #420699

i grab the light
I am literally captain sawrge. MY old forum account got banned sorry
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I start rapping about Chinese noodles
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Post by Thunder11 » #420892

I look around for a catgirl
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MrFoster wrote:Back in my day, we didn't complain about lag! We used it to queue attacks!
That's thinking on your feet, soldier!
Quality Paprika from #coderbus wrote:[11:35.52] <paprika> holy crap so yeah i don't care about your opinion at all
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Uncle Bourbon wrote:i grab the light
You try to reach the light from your prone position, but you cannot.
Shadowflame909 wrote:I start rapping about Chinese noodles
You rap about chinese noodles for a while.
Thunder11 wrote:I look around for a catgirl
You get up and look for a catgirl, you don't know why but you have hazy memories of a catgirl.

Unfortunately you cannot find any.
Thanks for all the dopamine.

You (cough), you haven't won here. You and your mutie-bastard friends are gonna join me in a big ol' mushroom cloud sendoff. I just triggered the self-destruct. (Heh, heh; cough, cough,...) The work will go on. You didn't do nothing here, 'cept seal your own death warrants. Duty, (cough) honor... courage... Semper Fiiiii........
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Post by Thunder11 » #420948

I check myself to see if I am, in fact, the catgirl
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MrFoster wrote:Back in my day, we didn't complain about lag! We used it to queue attacks!
That's thinking on your feet, soldier!
Quality Paprika from #coderbus wrote:[11:35.52] <paprika> holy crap so yeah i don't care about your opinion at all
oranges wrote:
Excuse me? Thats for sensible and calm rational debate, not for senseless whining.
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I read the bee movie script aloud backwards in an attempt to summon the ability to walk
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Post by GarlicBread » #421187

Look the fuck around
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Post by Armhulen » #421275

Kill the caterpillar.
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Post by bman » #421301

Armhulen wrote:Kill the caterpillar.
man this made me laugh way too hard
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I stare very intensely at the light in the hopes of developing a permanent afterimage.
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collect wood
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Post by Boris » #421393

I stand up and try to grab the light
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Post by Mark9013100 » #421771

anime anime anime Anime anime
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Post by Shezza » #424865

Thunder11 wrote:I check myself to see if I am, in fact, the catgirl
You check for typical catgirl attributes, and you cannot feel any.
ComradeNecron wrote:I read the bee movie script aloud backwards in an attempt to summon the ability to walk
You recite the bee movie script backwards from your memory, the ability to walk suddenly returned to you, it feels like it never actually left you.
GarlicBread wrote:Look the fuck around
You look the fuck around, you are in a cell there is a crack on the ceiling letting the light in.
You see a really old wooden door.
There's also a bucket.
Armhulen wrote:Kill the caterpillar.
You are overcome with a strange sensation, you want to kill a caterpillar.
ohnopigeons wrote:I stare very intensely at the light in the hopes of developing a permanent afterimage.
You try and stare at the light, but its too dim to do any damage to you.
PKPenguin321 wrote:collect wood
You find a stick lying around.
Mark9013100 wrote:anime anime anime Anime anime
You summon the powers of anime.
Thanks for all the dopamine.

You (cough), you haven't won here. You and your mutie-bastard friends are gonna join me in a big ol' mushroom cloud sendoff. I just triggered the self-destruct. (Heh, heh; cough, cough,...) The work will go on. You didn't do nothing here, 'cept seal your own death warrants. Duty, (cough) honor... courage... Semper Fiiiii........
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Post by Thunder11 » #424938

I give the door a couple of firm kicks
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MrFoster wrote:Back in my day, we didn't complain about lag! We used it to queue attacks!
That's thinking on your feet, soldier!
Quality Paprika from #coderbus wrote:[11:35.52] <paprika> holy crap so yeah i don't care about your opinion at all
oranges wrote:
Excuse me? Thats for sensible and calm rational debate, not for senseless whining.
Resident Catmin, please direct catposting to: https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=37&t=5578
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Post by GarlicBread » #425012

Acquire bucket
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Post by ComradeNecron » #425051

poke the crack in the ceiling with the stick
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Post by PKPenguin321 » #425232

collect wood
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Post by somerandomguy » #425243

Put door on head, walk through bucket
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Post by ohnopigeons » #428690

Inspect bucket
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Post by Shezza » #429317

Shadowflame909 wrote:Shadowflame
not enough mana
Thunder11 wrote:I give the door a couple of firm kicks
You kick the door a few times and the rusty hinges give way. The door is now on the ground.
GarlicBread wrote:Acquire bucket
You grab the bucket
ComradeNecron wrote:poke the crack in the ceiling with the stick
You pick up the stick and poke the hole in ceiling, nothing interesting happens.
PKPenguin321 wrote:collect wood
You collect some wood from the door.
somerandomguy wrote:Put door on head, walk through bucket
You place the remains of the door on your head and attempt to walk through the bucket.

It doesn't go so well.
ohnopigeons wrote:Inspect bucket
You see your foot in the bucket.
Thanks for all the dopamine.

You (cough), you haven't won here. You and your mutie-bastard friends are gonna join me in a big ol' mushroom cloud sendoff. I just triggered the self-destruct. (Heh, heh; cough, cough,...) The work will go on. You didn't do nothing here, 'cept seal your own death warrants. Duty, (cough) honor... courage... Semper Fiiiii........
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Post by Thunder11 » #429370

Look through the empty doorway
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IcePacks wrote:
MrFoster wrote:Back in my day, we didn't complain about lag! We used it to queue attacks!
That's thinking on your feet, soldier!
Quality Paprika from #coderbus wrote:[11:35.52] <paprika> holy crap so yeah i don't care about your opinion at all
oranges wrote:
Excuse me? Thats for sensible and calm rational debate, not for senseless whining.
Resident Catmin, please direct catposting to: https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=37&t=5578
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poke the bucket with the stick
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Post by PKPenguin321 » #429693

collect wood
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poke the stick with the bucket
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Post by GarlicBread » #430130

>walk through door
>examine room INTENSELY
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Post by somerandomguy » #431780

Throw a door fragment into the room to check for traps
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I've been grinding for this. So I cast necromancy on this thread
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Shadowflame909 wrote:I've been grinding for this. So I cast necromancy on this thread
You succesfully revive the thread
Thunder11 wrote:Look through the empty doorway
Looking thru the empty doorway you see a long corridor and other jailcells
somerandomguy wrote:Throw a door fragment into the room to check for traps
You throw a door fragment into the room, nothing interesting happens.
GarlicBread wrote:>walk through door
>examine room INTENSELY
You walk in and examine other jaildoors, at the end of the corridor is a spiral stairway, in a corner there is a broom.
ohnopigeons wrote:poke the stick with the bucket
You poke the stick with the bucket.

You feel kind of silly but you have gained some blunt weapon thrusting experience.
PKPenguin321 wrote:collect wood
You collect wood

You now have 4 chunks of wood they weigh 4 pounds.
Thanks for all the dopamine.

You (cough), you haven't won here. You and your mutie-bastard friends are gonna join me in a big ol' mushroom cloud sendoff. I just triggered the self-destruct. (Heh, heh; cough, cough,...) The work will go on. You didn't do nothing here, 'cept seal your own death warrants. Duty, (cough) honor... courage... Semper Fiiiii........
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Post by PKPenguin321 » #470235

collect wood
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tell the best admin how good he is
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PKPenguin321 wrote:collect wood
You collect wood

You now have 6 chunks of wood they weigh 6 pounds.
Thanks for all the dopamine.

You (cough), you haven't won here. You and your mutie-bastard friends are gonna join me in a big ol' mushroom cloud sendoff. I just triggered the self-destruct. (Heh, heh; cough, cough,...) The work will go on. You didn't do nothing here, 'cept seal your own death warrants. Duty, (cough) honor... courage... Semper Fiiiii........
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Post by PKPenguin321 » #470237

collect wood
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
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PKPenguin321 wrote:collect wood
You collect wood

You now have 8 chunks of wood they weigh 8 pounds.
Thanks for all the dopamine.

You (cough), you haven't won here. You and your mutie-bastard friends are gonna join me in a big ol' mushroom cloud sendoff. I just triggered the self-destruct. (Heh, heh; cough, cough,...) The work will go on. You didn't do nothing here, 'cept seal your own death warrants. Duty, (cough) honor... courage... Semper Fiiiii........
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Post by PKPenguin321 » #470239

collect wood
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i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
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Post by Shezza » #470257

PKPenguin321 wrote:collect wood
You grab the last pieces of wood.

You now have 10 chunks of wood they weigh 10 pounds.
Thanks for all the dopamine.

You (cough), you haven't won here. You and your mutie-bastard friends are gonna join me in a big ol' mushroom cloud sendoff. I just triggered the self-destruct. (Heh, heh; cough, cough,...) The work will go on. You didn't do nothing here, 'cept seal your own death warrants. Duty, (cough) honor... courage... Semper Fiiiii........
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Call for Help
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Post by PKPenguin321 » #470270

collect stone
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steal pk's wood
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Post by PKPenguin321 » #470541

Vile Beggar wrote:steal pk's wood
kill vile beggar with stone
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Post by Vile Beggar » #470576

PKPenguin321 wrote:
Vile Beggar wrote:steal pk's wood
kill vile beggar with stone
pull out a no u card
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Post by bandit » #472089

uwu
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Post by Big Faggot » #476540

go whence i came
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collect wood
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