2k19 /pol/ - European Spring edition

[Grazyn]

The US is gonna invade and overthrow yet another south american country, how is this even news?

[Super Aggro Crag]

Scared?

[ShadowDimentio]

Nah, commie countries deserve to burn.

[IkeTG]

The US is gonna invade and overthrow yet another south american country, how is this even news?

technically it's a north american country from another point of view

[MisterPerson]

Roger Stone was arrested. CNN has a video of the arrest happening btw.

What a crazy story, everyone should probably read up on it before posting inane com- HAHA who am I kidding?

[ShadowDimentio]

>FBI arrests a guy
>CNN film crew is also there

Not suspicious at all.

[Malkevin]

Oh dear, the evil boot of capitalism is up buzzfeed's arse again.


Well thought crimes still aren't a crime... yet, but you will be put on a naughty list

[Super Aggro Crag]

uhhhhhh just go back to college lol learn to code

Just take out a loan lol

Those journalism joba arent coming back

[ThanatosRa]

>FBI arrests a guy
>CNN film crew is also there

Not suspicious at all.

Politicised or not he's still a piece of shit.

[DemonFiren]

The US is gonna invade and overthrow yet another south american country, how is this even news?

technically it's a north american country from another point of view

this legit made my brain rotate 180 degrees
now I have a headache

[FantasticFwoosh]

South America is a failed continent, remove its population and turn the whole thing into a natural park and tree repository.

[DemonFiren]

South America is a failed continent, remove its population and turn the whole thing into a natural park and tree repository.

do the same thing to north america except canada
canada can stay

[FantasticFwoosh]

no change required ✅

[Super Aggro Crag]

South America is a failed continent, remove its population and turn the whole thing into a natural park and tree repository.

do the same thing to north america except canada
canada can stay

Do the same things to europe except denmark

Danes are based

[Malkevin]

The borders of Denmark are protected by mine field made of Lego

[DemonFiren]

South America is a failed continent, remove its population and turn the whole thing into a natural park and tree repository.

do the same thing to north america except canada
canada can stay

Do the same things to europe except denmark

Danes are based

did they invent lego
oh wait

[Takeguru]

https://twitter.com/TakeoffMac/status/1088863722276380672
Henk

[D&B]

South America is a failed continent, remove its population and turn the whole thing into a natural park and tree repository.

Eat shit

[DemonFiren]

South America is a failed continent, remove its population and turn the whole thing into a natural park and tree repository.

Eat shit

bonus: no more HUE

[IkeTG]

South America is a failed continent

yeah the land stopped working ... ???

[XSI]

Being entirely fair

If it is a failed continent, it's in part because the US has been fucking about the place for ages and messing it up for their own profit and political goals
There's a lot of bad shit down there, but it's at least got potential to become good with some effort. Unlike Africa or the Middle east that will always be shit, or India which needs a lot more effort

[Malkevin]

India needs a few dozen natural disasters to thin the heard

[DemonFiren]

India needs a few dozen natural disasters to thin the heard

salty that you're not an empire anymore, eh?
oh, or a chinkaboo, I bet you're a chinkaboo

[Grazyn]

India is banning all single-use plastic, the western world is centuries away from even thinking about something like that

[XSI]

It's still cheaper, or more 'economical' to just make a shitload of single use plastic shit

And a lot of people still believe 'economy' more valuable than anything else in life
I'd call it insanity, but society has determined that these people are 'sane'

[DemonFiren]

It's still cheaper, or more 'economical' to just make a shitload of single use plastic shit

And a lot of people still believe 'economy' more valuable than anything else in life
I'd call it insanity, but society has determined that these people are 'sane'

do you want democracy or do you want prosperity

[Grazyn]

In 20 years the mass of plastic in the oceans will outweigh fish

[Malkevin]

India is banning all single-use plastic, the western world is centuries away from even thinking about something like that

They also banned throwing statues covered in toxic paint into the ganges
Guess what gets thrown into the ganges every year.

[Super Aggro Crag]

Why dont we hire some poor people to fish out all the plastic in the ocean. Make some jobs.

[Grazyn]

India is banning all single-use plastic, the western world is centuries away from even thinking about something like that

They also banned throwing statues covered in toxic paint into the ganges
Guess what gets thrown into the ganges every year.

They could throw a thousand statues covered in lead paint every day for the next 50 years and the environmental impact would still be negligible compared to a continent-wide reduction of plastic waste.

[lntigracy]

India is a continent

[Grazyn]

Subcontinent, whatever. It may as well be a continent on its own

[Super Aggro Crag]

Subcontinent, whatever. It may as well be a continent on its own

Spaghettinigger

[DrPillzRedux]

Enjoying Trump's speech so far, really good.

[ShadowDimentio]

>Starts talking about female accomplishments
>People start chanting USA and the Dems have to join in

Nth level plays here folks

[Super Aggro Crag]

Occasional-Cortex wants to ban air planes for the environment and replace them with high speed trains

How am i gonna take a train to puerto rico dumpass

I guess that's what happens when you let someone whos lived in a major metropolitan city their whole life try to come up with a transit plan i mean it only takes 2 minutes between subway stations in NEW YAWK how much longer can it be to get from NEW YAWK to LOS ANGELES

Fucking bug eyed commie slut dumpster brained retard

[ShadowDimentio]

It takes a lot of work to be the dumbest motherfucker in politics, but she's putting in a damn good effort

[Screemonster]

I guess that's what happens when you let someone whos lived in a major metropolitan city their whole life try to come up with a transit plan i mean it only takes 2 minutes between subway stations in NEW YAWK how much longer can it be to get from NEW YAWK to LOS ANGELES

god

the city council where I am have caved to the fucking green party over the idea of a tax on parking spaces for employers and they're going on about it being good to "encourage" people to use public transport more

sucks for people who work night shifts or sundays when the public transport isn't fucking running but they've never worked anything other than a 9-5 weekday job in their lives so they assume that's the universal case

HURF DURF LOOK AT THIS ROAD PACKED WITH CARS NOW LOOK AT HOW MUCH LESS SPACE IT WOULD TAKE UP IF ALL THOSE PEOPLE GOT ON A SINGLE TRAIN because of course when I see a road full of cars I too assume that every single person on that road is going from the same place to the same place

b-b-b-but public transport is perfectly fine for ME therefore it's perfectly fine for EVERYONE ALL THE TIME

[ShadowDimentio]

Didn't California spend a fucking fortune on a monorail system or something and it's not even close to done while also being massively over-budget?

[Takeguru]

Probably

I actually love the idea of public transit being made more efficient, more encouraged, more used
But at the same time
I've been on LA buses, I've been on the NY subway
There is no dirtier place on this Earth than in public transit vehicles

Hire some fucking janitors, fuck

[Screemonster]

The problem is that they come at it with the stick approach instead of the carrot

I'd absolutely get rid of the car and save myself all the associated costs of keeping the fucking thing on the road if the public services were actually viable. Like if I've just come off a run of nights and I'm awake at three in the fucking morning and need to get my groceries in for the week, it'd be fucking stupid to lay on a regular all-night bus service for like the three guys in the entire town that would ever use it, but it'd be equally stupid to completely prevent the use of private vehicles to the point where they need to run a bus service in case someone needs to get somewhere at 3am.
Same with sunday timetables, they run a reduced timetable on those days for a fucking good economic reason, don't go pulling bullshit that makes it necessary to run a full timetable because whoops you've banned people from using their cars during the times public transit doesn't cover.

tl;dr if public transport actually covered everyone's circumstances more people would use it, but attempting to cover literally everyone's circumstances would end up being less efficient and more polluting than just letting them use their fucking cars

[Malkevin]

Everytime my car is in the garage and I think I'll just use the bus that day I always regret it.

It's usually late, and rammed with people that smell like unwashed balls and anuses

[Grazyn]

Look at all those rich fatcats who squirm at the thought of mingling with the unwashed masses. But then they vote Trump because "he's a man of the people"

[ShadowDimentio]

Damn "rich" people and their unreasonable demands

[XSI]

Over here, public transport works fine
Or fine-ish anyway. It's been getting steadily worse for decades now

But of course, to encourage public transit use the gov raises vehicle and fuel taxes
And then the next government decides to encourage vehicle ownership by raising tax on public transport fares
Repeat every time a new government gets in

[ShadowDimentio]

I thought the British public transport was an inefficient clusterfuck?

[Super Aggro Crag]

XSI is Dutch you ignorant sow

[ShadowDimentio]

News to me.

[Grazyn]

Italian deputy prime minister met with a known French revolutionary and military coup advocate in the last of a long string of shows of support for the yellow jacket movement. France reacted by recalling their ambassador and diplomatic relations are as bad as they can be. The last time France did that it was 1940 and we had just declared war on them. Creating a foreign enemy is nationalism 101 and I guess we have one now.

[Super Aggro Crag]

The yellow vests are cool AND good