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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Post by Screemonster » #470823

Bottom post of the previous page:

give sandals a throwforce of 100 but only if your character is a woman over 40 with a spanish name
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Post by DemonFiren » #470931

Screemonster wrote:give sandals a throwforce of 100 but only if your character is a woman over 40 with a spanish name
in the same vein, if you have a middle eastern name shoes thrown at the captain should hurt just as much
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Post by Kierany9 » #470948

Screemonster wrote:give sandals a throwforce of 100 but only if your character is a woman over 40 with a spanish name
Esto
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Post by Screemonster » #475222

if a group of crewmembers all have riot shields give them the option to form up into a testudo

if they also have spears, anyone running into the testudo takes damage from the spear without having to actually click on them
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Post by D&B » #475372

Mickyan wrote:Add the bloody shoes, traitor item for janitor that never stops leaving bloody footprints
Gives you 3x speed BUT it also consumes your blood and leaves bloody footprints if activated
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Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Post by Screemonster » #475591

add emus as a job role / side antag

functionally identical to assistants but they're only unlocked when the hos, warden or captain are logged in from an australian IP address
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Post by Davidchan » #475791

Code a discord plays tg13 bot that discord users can spam commands at while the bot fumbles on the live server. For the bonus round the bot can play the AI.
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Post by nullbear » #476360

Nerf everything so that every single department is crippled until science/cargo gets going.
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Post by datorangebottle » #476515

nullbear wrote:Nerf everything so that every single department is crippled until science/cargo gets going.
BUT THIS IS A GOOD IDEA HEUHEUEHHEUEEUEHUEUEHEUEU
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Timberpoes wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 9:16 pm I highly doubt any other admin on the team would have given you this chance, except maybe Kieth because his brain worms are almost as bad as mine.
Vekter wrote: Tue May 16, 2023 4:45 pm At what point does someone's refusal or failure to improve become malice in and of itself? If you give someone a year to stop shitting on the carpet and they keep doing it but get slightly closer to the bathroom every time and sometimes they get to the toilet before it happens, at what point does it become acceptable to just ask them to go shit in someone else's house?
Timberpoes wrote: Fri Apr 28, 2023 7:00 pm I'm sorry, can we get a real player to resolve this appeal? I don't like this trial player. They can't even set their own name.
Chadley wrote: Thu Apr 27, 2023 4:00 am WENDEZ, cute, cute. I imagine the sleeper activation code when I hear it. That's pretty cool. qB). But I don't like that it doesn't line up to be anything obsurd like WEWLAD. 6/10

SUGMA, nevermind it makes sense now. fuckyou/10
kieth4 wrote: Sat Apr 15, 2023 2:34 pm If it goes to appeals I will stand as the shield and protect this man's right to shit himself. Heavy is the head that wears the crown.
sinfulbliss wrote: I almost prefer Rave's AI-generated "We cannot accept this appeal at this time. If you would like assistance appealing in the future, please dial 1-800-1984-1488."
Pandarsenic wrote: Mon Dec 12, 2022 2:25 pm I think we can all agree that someone throwing a reverse revolver at Zyb as a secret test of character, and Zyb immediately fucking himself with it, is the best thing we all could have received for Christmas this year
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Post by MisterPerson » #479146

Ghost rubber ducky: It honks every time a ghost passes over it. Inspiration.
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Post by datorangebottle » #479166

But that's an excellent idea.
Timberpoes wrote: Sat Jul 29, 2023 10:33 pm ImageAnother satisfied Timberpoes voter.Image
Timberpoes wrote: Fri Jul 07, 2023 9:16 pm I highly doubt any other admin on the team would have given you this chance, except maybe Kieth because his brain worms are almost as bad as mine.
Vekter wrote: Tue May 16, 2023 4:45 pm At what point does someone's refusal or failure to improve become malice in and of itself? If you give someone a year to stop shitting on the carpet and they keep doing it but get slightly closer to the bathroom every time and sometimes they get to the toilet before it happens, at what point does it become acceptable to just ask them to go shit in someone else's house?
Timberpoes wrote: Fri Apr 28, 2023 7:00 pm I'm sorry, can we get a real player to resolve this appeal? I don't like this trial player. They can't even set their own name.
Chadley wrote: Thu Apr 27, 2023 4:00 am WENDEZ, cute, cute. I imagine the sleeper activation code when I hear it. That's pretty cool. qB). But I don't like that it doesn't line up to be anything obsurd like WEWLAD. 6/10

SUGMA, nevermind it makes sense now. fuckyou/10
kieth4 wrote: Sat Apr 15, 2023 2:34 pm If it goes to appeals I will stand as the shield and protect this man's right to shit himself. Heavy is the head that wears the crown.
sinfulbliss wrote: I almost prefer Rave's AI-generated "We cannot accept this appeal at this time. If you would like assistance appealing in the future, please dial 1-800-1984-1488."
Pandarsenic wrote: Mon Dec 12, 2022 2:25 pm I think we can all agree that someone throwing a reverse revolver at Zyb as a secret test of character, and Zyb immediately fucking himself with it, is the best thing we all could have received for Christmas this year
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Post by confused rock » #479902

Digitigrade legs should be a -1 quirk
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Post by Davidchan » #481409

Give the clown a full security get up including a hailer mask and baton + cuffs. But if he picks any of it up, the mine, captain and all of security "feel a dark presence perverting the silence around them."
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Post by ThanatosRa » #481549

A geriatric trait that makes one unable to get back up without assistance if you fall.
my forum gimmick is that no one knows who i am

gender is irrelevant NO UR IRRELEVANT
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Post by Farquaar » #481571

ThanatosRa wrote:A geriatric trait that makes one unable to get back up without assistance if you fall.
Unironically good idea
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Post by ThanatosRa » #481591

Farquaar wrote:
ThanatosRa wrote:A geriatric trait that makes one unable to get back up without assistance if you fall.
Unironically good idea
I've fallen and i can't get up.
my forum gimmick is that no one knows who i am

gender is irrelevant NO UR IRRELEVANT
u a bish
y u heff 2 b med
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Post by Davidchan » #481625

Life aler or when?
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Post by confused rock » #481664

Lifeweb unironically has that and it’s neat, I wish I could figure out how to add it. There sometimes you’ll “forget how to stand” and have to use a chair or a friend to get up. Lifeweb doesn’t differentiate between resting and knocked down so
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Post by ThanatosRa » #481755

Davidchan wrote:Life aler or when?
Life alert should be a thing R&D can develop to help those in need who get knocked over by sending an alert to medbay but can only be used by people with the trait.
my forum gimmick is that no one knows who i am

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Post by Davidchan » #481889

Delay antag selection on a random timer so that traitors aren't selected until 15-25 minutes into the round, so anyone trying to play the antag lottery has to be productive for at least that long before getting muh valids.
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Post by actioninja » #482150

Have AI still be one entity IC but be controlled by 5-7 players at the same time.
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Post by wesoda25 » #482154

Keep xenobiology in the game
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Post by Mickyan » #482542

Add nunchucks, every attack automatically switches them to the opposite hand, if the other hand is full you hit yourself in the head and get stunned
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Post by oranges » #482634

stickied this thread
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Post by ThanatosRa » #482687

I submit an idea to unsticky this.
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Post by terranaut » #482688

ThanatosRa wrote:I submit an idea to unsticky this.
good ideas dont go in this thread
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Post by Davidchan » #482787

Add clothing durability and a tailor job. Overtime everyone jumpsuits, gloves and shoes start to deteriorate Fallout 3 style. They either have to get them repaired by a qualified tailor (or risk doing it themselves and making it worse like trying to surgery a chestburster out with a knife on a kitchen table) or get duds. 30 minutes into the round Security is running around naked or in grey jumpsuits because they don't trust anyone.
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Post by MisterPerson » #482941

oranges wrote:stickied this thread
Why wasn't this stickied earlier? What kind of horrible mod team does this forum have?
Davidchan wrote:Add clothing durability and a tailor job. Overtime everyone jumpsuits, gloves and shoes start to deteriorate Fallout 3 style. They either have to get them repaired by a qualified tailor (or risk doing it themselves and making it worse like trying to surgery a chestburster out with a knife on a kitchen table) or get duds. 30 minutes into the round Security is running around naked or in grey jumpsuits because they don't trust anyone.
Also copy BotW and make melee weapons break after 5 attacks. Toolboxes are robust so you get a whole 9 swings!
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Post by confused rock » #482946

Tfw david’s system already exists
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Post by Farquaar » #482958

Eswords run out of battery, and have to be recharged
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Post by confused rock » #482982

Aka the power fist
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Post by Anuv » #484364

Reverse nuke ops. All crew on station start with an uplink and 20 TC and become an op. Pool of deathsquad are pulled and assault station in 20 min to deactivate the station nuke (set for 10 min)
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Post by Tlaltecuhtli » #484460

happens already when its lowpop and it rolls extended so admins make everyone traitor
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Post by nullbear » #484634

you mean like... a more complicated "summon guns"?
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Post by Screemonster » #484730

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Add this. Make the sprite identical to regular arcade machines.
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Post by nullbear » #484983

If it's a do-after and has a different name, absofuckin lutely.
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Post by MisterPerson » #485082

Isn't that just an autosurgery machine but reskinned?
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Post by Dr_bee » #485117

MisterPerson wrote:Isn't that just an autosurgery machine but reskinned?
More like arnold pizza in machine form.
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Post by PKPenguin321 » #485125

Screemonster wrote:
Add this. Make the sprite identical to regular arcade machines.
https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/43247
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Post by Reece1995 » #485169

Make wizards Lichs from the start because wizards dying twenty seconds in is bullshit and crap
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Post by Screemonster » #485681

relegate catpeople to the tribal primative ghostrole status that ashwalker lizards have

call them nyanderthals
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Post by Farquaar » #485772

Screemonster wrote:nyanderthals
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Post by Reece1995 » #486258

Give lings a dart shooting arm that can fire out syringes full of cyanide.
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Post by Nabski » #486265

Brain trauma where you take oxygen damage constantly, but speaking heals it.

You forgot how to breathe, so just keep those lips flapping and your lungs moving.
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Post by Davidchan » #486435

Nabski wrote:Brain trauma where you take oxygen damage constantly, but speaking heals it.

You forgot how to breathe, so just keep those lips flapping and your lungs moving.
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Post by confused rock » #486802

Screemonster wrote:relegate catpeople to the tribal primative ghostrole status that ashwalker lizards have

call them nyanderthals
Not a shitty idea just gotta wait a year
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Post by Davidchan » #487378

New medical tator item: First AIDS kit. Looks identical to standard medkit but all the patches and ointment are filled with itching powder, as well as a 25% chance to have a random malicious and contagious disease in them.
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Post by Davidchan » #487742

Replace(respite/rename) donk pockets with tendies, anyone with the NEET trait get a bad moodlet for going 15 minutes without eating one, an and happy mood for 5 minutes when they get a fresh one. Is spiked with condiments the NEET becomes enraged and vomits everywhere.
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Post by legoscape » #489551

Re-add cat gurls
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Post by Mickyan » #493567

Bartender and chef martial art that makes your punches turn people fat and drunk

Call it the fat carp
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Post by BokehSynapsid » #493652

new role: the clown wrangler
can be either random or summoned by admins, if there's no living clown on the station a clown role is also summoned

the clown wrangler is dressed like a cowboy/rodeo clown and has a unique item that's a whip, it can change modes from being a disarmer to being a pair of cuffs ("wrapping up" in the whip) but it can only be used on clowns. the clown wrangler's job is to hold the clown in captivity with the whip until the end of the round, and has jurisdiction to do so by space law (he's the sheriff)

hijinks ensue. :honk:
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