Shaken, not Stirred - Official Drinks Thread

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Shaken, not Stirred - Official Drinks Thread

Postby Psyentific » Wed May 07, 2014 7:21 pm #4298

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There are a lot of cool drinks in the bar.
There are also not enough cool drinks in the bar. Both alcoholic and non, mixed and pure.

I'll tell you right now, we don't have any scotch, we don't have any schnapps, we don't have any of 'The Good Stuff'. We don't have moonshine, we don't have everclear. I'd love to see some ghetto stills set up, I'd love to see whiskey made of welding fuel, or booze flavored with clown blood. 'Gamer Fuel', made out of Welding fuel and Mountain Dew - Goes great with Doritoes™, and gives you double points in arcade machines. (Paid for and endorsed by 'Outbomb Cuban Pete')
So let's talk about getting space-smashed. Let's talk about what swanky beverages we can dream up, what classy concoctions we can contrive, or what back-alley maint 'drinks' we can make outta whatever we can steal. Maybe some up-and-coming spriters can sprite some booze-y bottles and fancy glasses.
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Re: Shaken, not Stirred - Official Drinks Thread

Postby Cheridan » Wed May 07, 2014 10:03 pm #4313

Psyentific wrote:We don't have moonshine


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      ethanol/moonshine
         name = "Moonshine"
         id = "moonshine"
         description = "You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night."
         color = "#664300" // rgb: 102, 67, 0
         boozepwr = 25


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Re: Shaken, not Stirred - Official Drinks Thread

Postby lumipharon » Wed May 07, 2014 10:13 pm #4315

Just the other day, 60 or so people died after drinking some homebrew shit in africa, apparantly they used methanol or something. Loads more went blind/got generally fucked.

Methanol laced homebrew when?

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Re: Shaken, not Stirred - Official Drinks Thread

Postby Alex Crimson » Wed May 07, 2014 10:13 pm #4316

Yes pls more drinks. We need some that use Alien parts, like Spider Eggs, Slime Cores and Alien Meat. Also something with actual Diamonds in it.

Didnt Botany get some new plant mutations a while back? Could use some of those in drinks too. Like Ghost Chilli.

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Re: Shaken, not Stirred - Official Drinks Thread

Postby Psyentific » Wed May 07, 2014 11:25 pm #4330

Cheridan wrote:
Psyentific wrote:We don't have moonshine


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      ethanol/moonshine
         name = "Moonshine"
         id = "moonshine"
         description = "You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night."
         color = "#664300" // rgb: 102, 67, 0
         boozepwr = 25


:!:

Correct me if I'm wrong, but that's not in the bar. Maybe it's what you get if you put Ethanol from Chem in a glass? I know I've never seen this.
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Re: Shaken, not Stirred - Official Drinks Thread

Postby ExplosiveCrate » Wed May 07, 2014 11:48 pm #4340

IIRC you need enzymes and some fruits, and the bartender doesn't have a handy window to tell at botanists from, so good luck getting those.
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Re: Shaken, not Stirred - Official Drinks Thread

Postby Cheridan » Thu May 08, 2014 12:06 am #4343

ExplosiveCrate wrote:IIRC you need enzymes and some fruits, and the bartender doesn't have a handy window to tell at botanists from, so good luck getting those.

He doesn't need a window, he shares a headset with them. Use :v for serVice.
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Re: Shaken, not Stirred - Official Drinks Thread

Postby ExplosiveCrate » Thu May 08, 2014 12:42 am #4355

Barely anyone even knows it exists. Hell, I try to remind everyone it exists at round start if I'm HoP and even then I still forgot it exists.
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Re: Shaken, not Stirred - Official Drinks Thread

Postby TheTerbs » Thu May 08, 2014 1:54 am #4365

Chocolate milk when
you're gonna carry that weight

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Postby Lovecraft » Thu May 08, 2014 2:32 am #4373

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Re: Shaken, not Stirred - Official Drinks Thread

Postby kosmos » Thu May 08, 2014 5:21 am #4416

If we're going to have more cool drinks, first someone's gotta make drinking more realistic by not making me stutter for 5 mins after one beer.

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Re: Shaken, not Stirred - Official Drinks Thread

Postby NikNakFlak » Thu May 08, 2014 5:37 am #4418

Don't forget! If you have 1000 or so units of alcohol in your bloodstream! You take toxin damage!
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Re: Shaken, not Stirred - Official Drinks Thread

Postby Psyentific » Thu May 08, 2014 6:10 am #4425

NikNakFlak wrote:Don't forget! If you have 1000 or so units of alcohol in your bloodstream! You take toxin damage!

Given how much booze it takes to induce a drunken stutter, that is a fuckload of booze.
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Re: Shaken, not Stirred - Official Drinks Thread

Postby Bluespace » Thu May 08, 2014 10:34 am #4458

Boris Pepper's 100% proof Rageahol when?
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Re: Shaken, not Stirred - Official Drinks Thread

Postby AseaHeru » Thu May 08, 2014 2:41 pm #4504

100% proof? do you mean 100% alcohol or 100 proof?
ANYWAYS!
There are a number of boozes that can only be made from scratch, mostly Hootch, Mead and Moonshine.
Frankly, I mostly want to see milkshakes/smoothies.
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Re: Shaken, not Stirred - Official Drinks Thread

Postby fleure » Thu May 08, 2014 3:00 pm #4507

Schnapps isn't cool. It's like the most uncool drink in the world.

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I still enjoy it though.


lumipharon wrote:Just the other day, 60 or so people died after drinking some homebrew shit in africa, apparantly they used methanol or something. Loads more went blind/got generally fucked.

Methanol laced homebrew when?


I forget the name of the country, but one African state is one of the most alcoholic nations in the world. It's some kind of gin brewed from fermented bananas, and some places there just get hammered every single night. It's pretty awful, fucks the health of their entire nation up bad.
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Re: Shaken, not Stirred - Official Drinks Thread

Postby miggles » Thu May 08, 2014 10:27 pm #4581

If someone makes sprites for new drinks I will add them posthaste.
Also, changing the boozepwr of drinks is something I was going to do and it's really easy to do it so I'm gonna work on that right now.
https://github.com/NTStation/NTstation13/pull/537
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Re: Shaken, not Stirred - Official Drinks Thread

Postby Alex Crimson » Thu May 08, 2014 10:39 pm #4583

Good change or bad change? Because i am all for buffing certain drinks in terms of how much they fuck you up.

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Re: Shaken, not Stirred - Official Drinks Thread

Postby miggles » Thu May 08, 2014 10:45 pm #4585

Drinks already fuck you up way too quickly; this PR changes it to not be so bad.
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Re: Shaken, not Stirred - Official Drinks Thread

Postby Alex Crimson » Thu May 08, 2014 10:54 pm #4587

So bad change then. Why would you make drinks that contain dangerous chemicals weaker than Moonshine? Those changes literally make them as weak as current Beer. Whilst making Moonshine 15 booze power aka the same as the current strongest drinks.

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Re: Shaken, not Stirred - Official Drinks Thread

Postby miggles » Fri May 09, 2014 12:52 am #4606

The "current strongest drinks" made no sense. Changeling sting is just soda and a little bit of alcohol, but it was as potent as a toxin special? What? Same for syndicate bomb and 3 mile island iced tea. Moonshine is pretty much raw ethanol and tox special literally has plasma in it - those make sense. The others did not at all.
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Re: Shaken, not Stirred - Official Drinks Thread

Postby Alex Crimson » Fri May 09, 2014 12:59 am #4609

Except the 3 mile island ice tea has freakin' Uranium in it.

Its not about being realistic. Its more about the names of the drinks and the reagents used to make it that defines how strong it should be, in my opinion. If a drink requires stuff like Plasma or Uranium then it should be potent as hell and floor you.

I do agree with the Changeling Sting though. That didnt make sense to me either.

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Re: Shaken, not Stirred - Official Drinks Thread

Postby miggles » Fri May 09, 2014 3:15 am #4633

Oh, I didn't realize that it had uranium in it.
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Re: Shaken, not Stirred - Official Drinks Thread

Postby SergeantSkread » Fri May 09, 2014 3:17 pm #4719

TheTerbs wrote:Chocolate milk when


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I tried

I know I am the human personnification of suck but I tried OK?

(the real sprite is smaller)

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Re: Shaken, not Stirred - Official Drinks Thread

Postby AseaHeru » Fri May 09, 2014 5:14 pm #4741

Can we see the real-size sprites? It may look better.

As it is, that rooks relatively good.
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Re: Shaken, not Stirred - Official Drinks Thread

Postby Psyentific » Fri May 09, 2014 5:27 pm #4747

SergeantSkread wrote:
TheTerbs wrote:Chocolate milk when


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I tried

I know I am the human personnification of suck but I tried OK?

(the real sprite is smaller)

commit he
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Re: Shaken, not Stirred - Official Drinks Thread

Postby SergeantSkread » Fri May 09, 2014 6:09 pm #4758

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real size

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Postby AseaHeru » Fri May 09, 2014 6:14 pm #4765

Thats... Large. That would work for inhands I suppose...
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Postby SergeantSkread » Fri May 09, 2014 6:15 pm #4766

AseaHeru wrote:Thats... Large. That would work for inhands I suppose...


I didn't have enough space for the four leaf clover at first so I had to make it a little bigger. It was smaller at first

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Re: Shaken, not Stirred - Official Drinks Thread

Postby AseaHeru » Fri May 09, 2014 6:19 pm #4769

Allright.
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Re: Shaken, not Stirred - Official Drinks Thread

Postby TheTerbs » Fri May 09, 2014 10:26 pm #4810

where is my fountain drink dispenser in the kitchen

i need 72 ounces of sweet, sweet terbal cola

and terbical punch

dr. terb

mr. terb

terbsi

terbical punch: terbical blast

terb classic

orange terbla

grape terbla

terbfruit juice

herb of terb

terbal ale
you're gonna carry that weight

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Re: Shaken, not Stirred - Official Drinks Thread

Postby QuantumDelpha » Sat May 10, 2014 8:40 am #4904

TheTerbs wrote:herb of terb


fund it fund it now
make it require pug meat and dank
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Re: Shaken, not Stirred - Official Drinks Thread

Postby AseaHeru » Mon May 12, 2014 12:51 pm #5438

The other things are rather silly.
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Re: Shaken, not Stirred - Official Drinks Thread

Postby Reimoo » Mon May 12, 2014 2:37 pm #5448

kosmos wrote:If we're going to have more cool drinks, first someone's gotta make drinking more realistic by not making me stutter for 5 mins after one beer.


More importantly, stuttering while being drunk makes absolutely no sense. There was a suggestion a while ago to replace it with slurred speech but nothing came of it.


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