The BIRTHDAY BOX, the birthday box will choose a random crew member, and decide it is their birthday
In the event you have decided it is not your birthday, return the box to cargo and receive 65 points.
The box may only be opened by one who matches the DNA lock, upon leaving the Z level it will be returned to the bar
If the box is out of the bar for too many minutes it will return to the bar, as to prevent theft
now you are wondering whats in the box
terbal tech scientist have found the human brain prefers surprises as such the box may contain these many things, each with an equal chance
massive amounts of space drugs
a pug
multiple fun barely sentient clowns for fun times
a horde of hivebots (have been proven to increase crew morale)
a spider
a bunch of spiders
a corgi
weapons (chargers not included)
an incredibly dangerous virus
a staff of change
a new set of silverware, forks, knives, and some butcher cleavers
a potion that will transform the user into a subhuman, will be a random potion (potion of lizardman, potion of golem, etc)
a bag of holding
socks (very comfy socks, acts as a jumpsuit, can put stuff in the pockets of your socks, has ID slot in socks)
a collection of rare and exotic clothing
the Personal Universal Guardian Suit (http://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=326)
power armor
a retro laser
a space carp (may or may not survive being in the box, no refunds)
a light machine gun (ammo not included)
or you may just fucking explode, the box says not to open it
artist rendering of box:
when the box decides it is someones birthday, the station will receive an announcement:
THE BOX HAS CHOSEN THE BIRTHDAY (male/female), (name) COME TO THE BAR AND RECEIVE YOUR PRIZE
