Greentext thread

[20MeterBeepskySmash]

Post either kind (antag victory or general 2d spessmen story)
I'll go first, as is tradition
>be me, tator scientist
>objectives: kill roboticist and steal blackbox
>get sleeping carp and door hacker
>trick target into maints, commence vicious thrashing
>roboticist.exe has stopped working
>hack into tcomms, steal BBC (Big Black Cube)
>dispose of doorhacker with destructive analyzer
>hide in escape pod with crate containing cube
>have to go SSD
>Schrodinger's victory

[Space Panda]

thought this was a thread about winning

but this is actually thread in which you tell a story without the effort of constructing a cohesive text with well connected sentences by using that lazy 4chan storytelling format

[NoxVS]

memetext > greentext

just winning isn't an achievement. anyone can secretly do their objectives and then hide in a pod in the last 20 minutes of a round

the true victories are the memorable stories we create, even if we may die and fail entirely

you won't remember that time you managed to complete your objectives without anyone learning you were a traitor

you will remember that time you ended up dying but had a fuckton of fun doing it

[cacogen]

>implying

[wesoda25]

memetext > greentext

just winning isn't an achievement. anyone can secretly do their objectives and then hide in a pod in the last 20 minutes of a round

the true victories are the memorable stories we create, even if we may die and fail entirely

you won't remember that time you managed to complete your objectives without anyone learning you were a traitor

you will remember that time you ended up dying but had a fuckton of fun doing it

ok mom

[20MeterBeepskySmash]

thought this was a thread about winning

but this is actually thread in which you tell a story without the effort of constructing a cohesive text with well connected sentences by using that lazy 4chan storytelling format

My favorite kind

[20MeterBeepskySmash]

>implying

>implying an implication