GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

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GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

Postby Miauw » Mon Aug 25, 2014 11:17 am #25477

Like the other thread, but not.
This will be in the style of YOU AT FINAL BOSS but hopefully without a lack of updates. For those not in the know: roll a d6 for every action. 1 = complete failure, 6 = overshot, the rest is inbetween.
Say wether you are an op or a crewmember in your first post, or you will be spaced.

YOU ARE A SYNDICATE OPERATIVE/LOYAL CREWMEMBER OF SPACE STATION THIRTHEEN.
YOU MUST GET/PROTECT DAT FUKKEN DISK.
WHAT DO YOU DO?
<wb> For one, the spaghetti is killing me. It's everywhere in food code, and makes it harder to clean those up.

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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

Postby Jalleo » Mon Aug 25, 2014 3:15 pm #25492

Hack the PA to power level 3 and turn it and then turn off the emmiters. (Joke I just hide in a closet with a stunprod waiting for the nuke ops to run past)

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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

Postby Ezel » Mon Aug 25, 2014 7:52 pm #25522

I fly near engineering to sabotage the power
The future is horrible!

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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

Postby Cipher3 » Mon Aug 25, 2014 9:55 pm #25529

>Neither of the first two posters follows instructions.
Spoiler:
Nathanael Greene begins to reshape Bryce Pax's genitals to look more feminine.
Nathanael Greene has made a woman of Bryce Pax!

Valerie Sinnet says, "Nathaniel Greene charged the brig with a fucking HONK."

[Common] Assists-the-Crew hisses, "Walker Quinn s-s-s-ss-stole the HoP's-s-s-ss-s door"

OOC: HotelBravoLima: I literally can't be removed from power.

This line gets me every time:
I demand this ban be lifted right now. ~Bibliodewangus

What you hear walking past people:
Erin Wake whispers, "You should ready up on Badger and boink with me..."

"I think you guys are just tired of drinking hitler and now you want diet hitler.
I've got all that great hitler flavor but only half the hitler calories." - Anon3

You seem to be under the mistaken assumption that PR matters. ~MisterPerson

DEAD: Ichigo Momomiya says, "Coravin's just an ass."

Linus Johnson says, "Hey you know I got this game Skyrim last week"
Linus Johnson says, "I have a level 19 ranger and its so fun"
Weston Zadovsky says, "did he just"
Weston Zadovsky says, "fucking hell"

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:
Coravin, just Coravin.

Beryl Nyuphoran says, "Fucking get out."
Coravin Vattes asks, "Please?"
Beryl Nyuphoran says, "Please get the fuck outta my lab."
Coravin Vattes exclaims, "Okay!"
[Common] Beryl Nyuphoran {RD} asks, "WHO GAVE CORAVIN ALL ACCESS?"

Lindsay Donk stammers, "L-Luc-ck w-was-s-s s-s-such-h a beaut-tifu p-p-p-pr-r-rom-m q-q-q-queen"

Ty Andrews curls up in a ball on the floor and purrs.

by oranges » Sun Feb 15, 2015 7:15 pm
Get out bluespace, you've not been relevant since you lost the elections

That said, I think there are a shitton of degenerates here and I'd probably gas the lot of you if I had the chance. ~Loonikus


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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

Postby Conagher » Mon Aug 25, 2014 10:15 pm #25534

i think on you at final boss op would roll for you and tell you how much you fuck up

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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

Postby Miauw » Tue Aug 26, 2014 5:43 pm #25597

Conagher wrote:i think on you at final boss op would roll for you and tell you how much you fuck up

p much. it's just a baby version of the system and doesn't really do it justice. bay12 has a few thousand-page-long games somewhat like these, but with an actual story.
<wb> For one, the spaghetti is killing me. It's everywhere in food code, and makes it harder to clean those up.

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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

Postby Kraso » Tue Aug 26, 2014 6:17 pm #25608

(crewmember, clown)

BREAK INTO CAPTAIN'S OFFICE AND HONK THAT DISK INTO YOUR POCKET
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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

Postby LdShade » Tue Aug 26, 2014 9:18 pm #25647

Crewmember

Build tables to block hallway.

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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

Postby JStheguy » Wed Aug 27, 2014 3:07 am #25692

Nuke Op
Attempt to ram the syndicate mothership into the station.

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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

Postby Miauw » Wed Aug 27, 2014 12:17 pm #25728

Jalleo wrote:Hack the PA to power level 3 and turn it and then turn off the emmiters. (Joke I just hide in a closet with a stunprod waiting for the nuke ops to run past)

[5] YOU MAKE AN EXCEPTIONAL STUNPROD, ALL SPACEMANSHIP IS OF THE HIGHEST QUALITY. YOU HIDE IN A LUXIOURSLY PADDED LOCKER.

Ezel wrote:I fly near engineering to sabotage the power

[1] YOUR JETPACK BREAKS AND YOU ARE LEFT DRIFTING.

Kraso wrote:(crewmember, clown)

BREAK INTO CAPTAIN'S OFFICE AND HONK THAT DISK INTO YOUR POCKET

[5] YOU HACK THE DOORS NEATLY AND TAKE THE DISK.

LdShade wrote:Crewmember

Build tables to block hallway.

[2] SEC ARRESTS YOU FOR VANDALISM.

JStheguy wrote:Nuke Op
Attempt to ram the syndicate mothership into the station.

[4] YOU RAM THE SHIP INTO THE SIDE OF THE STATION, DAMAGING ESCAPE. THE FRONT IS BROKEN OPEN.

Spoiler:
CREWMEMBERS:
Kraso - Clown - HAS THE FUKKEN DISK
Ldshade - Arrested
Jalleo - hiding in a locker
OPS:
JSTheguy
Ezel
<wb> For one, the spaghetti is killing me. It's everywhere in food code, and makes it harder to clean those up.

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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

Postby peoplearestrange » Wed Aug 27, 2014 1:43 pm #25734

AI member, Engie borg

I attempt to repair the hull breach in escape and patching up the wall to prevent the invasion.
/tg/stations' Forum Mother
Spoiler:
oranges wrote:singulo.io is the center point of rational and calm debate, where much of tg's issues are worked out in a fun and family friendly environment

miggles wrote:it must have been quite the accomplishment, killing a dead butterfly

WeeYakk wrote:If you take a step back from everything watching the community argue janitor related changes is one of the most surreal and hilarious things about this game. Four pages of discussing the merits of there being too much or too little dirt in a video game.

Operative wrote:Vote PAS for headmin! Get cucked and feel good getting cucked.

TheNightingale wrote:I want to get off Mr. Scones's Wild Ride...

NikNakFlak wrote:Excuse you, I was doing intentional bug testing for the well being of the server. I do not make mistakes.

Fragnostic wrote:stop cucking the first shitshow ever that revolved around me.
This is my moment, what are you doing?!

Anonmare wrote:Oranges gestures at the thread, it shudders and begins to move!

Saegrimr wrote:
callanrockslol wrote:all you have to do is ban shitters until the playbase improves/ceases to exist, whichever comes first.

IM TRYING

Screemonster wrote:hellmoo is the mud for grown adults who main reaper in overwatch

Kor wrote:
confused rock wrote:...its like if we made fire extinguishers spawn in emergency boxes and have them heal you when you put out fires rather than them being in wall storages...


Are you having a stroke

bandit wrote:you are now manually GLORFing

MrStonedOne wrote:The best part about the election is when I announce my pick because I'm just as surprised as everybody else.

PM:[USER]->IrishWristWatch0: Yeah, im make it on but how im make the station to to sun and not go to sun

OOC: Francinum: Five Rounds at PAS's
"You are destinied to defeat Dr. Uguu and his 5 Robot Masters
(All-Access-Man, ShootyBlackCoat Man, ChloralHydrate Man, Singulo Man and TeleportArmor Man)"

I'm a box

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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

Postby Kraso » Wed Aug 27, 2014 3:52 pm #25758

PLANT BANANA PEELS AROUND ESCAPE AND HONK YOUR HORN
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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

Postby Ezel » Wed Aug 27, 2014 5:57 pm #25793

Throw ammo inti space to change direction
The future is horrible!

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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

Postby LdShade » Wed Aug 27, 2014 7:38 pm #25829

Resist.

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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

Postby Ikarrus » Wed Aug 27, 2014 8:05 pm #25831

Crew.
Panic and flee to mining station to cower in fear
Former Dev/Headmin
Who is this guy?

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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

Postby Cipher3 » Wed Aug 27, 2014 9:52 pm #25848

Crew
Assistant

Fashion stunprod and spear, hide in locker next to the Syndicate crash site at escape waiting for their assault.
Spoiler:
Nathanael Greene begins to reshape Bryce Pax's genitals to look more feminine.
Nathanael Greene has made a woman of Bryce Pax!

Valerie Sinnet says, "Nathaniel Greene charged the brig with a fucking HONK."

[Common] Assists-the-Crew hisses, "Walker Quinn s-s-s-ss-stole the HoP's-s-s-ss-s door"

OOC: HotelBravoLima: I literally can't be removed from power.

This line gets me every time:
I demand this ban be lifted right now. ~Bibliodewangus

What you hear walking past people:
Erin Wake whispers, "You should ready up on Badger and boink with me..."

"I think you guys are just tired of drinking hitler and now you want diet hitler.
I've got all that great hitler flavor but only half the hitler calories." - Anon3

You seem to be under the mistaken assumption that PR matters. ~MisterPerson

DEAD: Ichigo Momomiya says, "Coravin's just an ass."

Linus Johnson says, "Hey you know I got this game Skyrim last week"
Linus Johnson says, "I have a level 19 ranger and its so fun"
Weston Zadovsky says, "did he just"
Weston Zadovsky says, "fucking hell"

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:
Coravin, just Coravin.

Beryl Nyuphoran says, "Fucking get out."
Coravin Vattes asks, "Please?"
Beryl Nyuphoran says, "Please get the fuck outta my lab."
Coravin Vattes exclaims, "Okay!"
[Common] Beryl Nyuphoran {RD} asks, "WHO GAVE CORAVIN ALL ACCESS?"

Lindsay Donk stammers, "L-Luc-ck w-was-s-s s-s-such-h a beaut-tifu p-p-p-pr-r-rom-m q-q-q-queen"

Ty Andrews curls up in a ball on the floor and purrs.

by oranges » Sun Feb 15, 2015 7:15 pm
Get out bluespace, you've not been relevant since you lost the elections

That said, I think there are a shitton of degenerates here and I'd probably gas the lot of you if I had the chance. ~Loonikus


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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

Postby JStheguy » Wed Aug 27, 2014 10:01 pm #25850

Shoot the engie-borg with an Ion Rifle until it is rendered non-functional.

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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

Postby looping » Thu Aug 28, 2014 3:25 pm #25939

Crew, Assistant
Attempt to kill clown with toolbox for throwing banana peels down.
appeal me now ok think about it admin u could have a friend a friend who comes down to ur house and listens to ur words but doesnt respond to them because he knows that words are for the weak and physical violence is the superior form of communication but u wont accept this ur scared ur stuck in the prefix of pretification yea thats right ur sitting there stuck to the floor from ur goopy liquid glue sweat unable tro answer the door guess whos there its my friend spooner who is requesting appeal me
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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

Postby rosello » Fri Aug 29, 2014 6:21 pm #26126

Crew, Chief Medical Officer
Attempt to stop medical doctors from ERPing long enough to set up cryogenics.
wake me up before you jojo
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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

Postby Kuraudo » Fri Aug 29, 2014 8:24 pm #26143

Nuke ops.
I carve my way to the disk with an assault rifle, a shit ton of ammo, and thermal googles.
"He can't be bargained with. He can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And he absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are brigged."

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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

Postby Skorvold » Sat Aug 30, 2014 9:55 am #26214

Crew, Janitor.
Clean the floors with a bar of soap.
Never give up! Trust your instincts!
Spoiler:
http://steamcommunity.com/id/skorvold
Talk to me on steam anytime.

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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

Postby Miauw » Mon Sep 01, 2014 1:43 pm #26501

peoplearestrange wrote:AI member, Engie borg

I attempt to repair the hull breach in escape and patching up the wall to prevent the invasion.

[3] YOU BOLT THE DOORS TO ESCAPE

Kraso wrote:PLANT BANANA PEELS AROUND ESCAPE AND HONK YOUR HORN

[1] YOU SLIP AND SAIL OFF INTO SPACE

Ezel wrote:Throw ammo inti space to change direction

[2] YOU THROW SOME AMMO, BUT IT IS NOT HEAVY ENOUGH TO SIGNIFICANTLY INFLUENCE YOUR COURSE. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?

LdShade wrote:Resist.

[4] YOU MANAGE TO SAXX AWAY, BUT YOURE STILL CUFFED.

Ikarrus wrote:Crew.
Cipher3 wrote:Crew
Assistant

Fashion stunprod and spear, hide in locker next to the Syndicate crash site at escape waiting for their assault.

Panic and flee to mining station to cower in fear

[1] IT IS PITCH BLACK. YOU ARE LIKELY TO BE EATEN BY A GOLIATH.

JStheguy wrote:Shoot the engie-borg with an Ion Rifle until it is rendered non-functional.

[1] YOU MISS THE ENGIE BORG, TOGGLING THE FIRE ALARM, ELECTRIFYING ALL THE DOORS AND DISABLING YOUR HEADSET.

looping wrote:Crew, Assistant
Attempt to kill clown with toolbox for throwing banana peels down.

[2] YOU DECIDE NOT TO CHASE THE CLOWN INTO THE GREAT ABYSS

rosello wrote:Crew, Chief Medical Officer
Attempt to stop medical doctors from ERPing long enough to set up cryogenics.

[4] YOU COCKBLOCK THE DOCTORS AND FILL CRYO WITH CRYOX. NO CLONEX THOUGH

Kuraudo wrote:Nuke ops.
I carve my way to the disk with an assault rifle, a shit ton of ammo, and thermal googles.

[2] YOU SHOOT THE CLOWN SAILING OFF INTO SPACE, BUT MISS.

Skorvold wrote:Crew, Janitor.
Clean the floors with a bar of soap.

[2] YOU CAN'T FIND YOUR SOAP.

Cipher3 wrote:Crew
Assistant

Fashion stunprod and spear, hide in locker next to the Syndicate crash site at escape waiting for their assault.

[1] YOU ARE SHOCKED BY THE DOOR.

((tfw the disk is already sailing off into space))

Spoiler:
CREWMEMBERS:
Kraso - Clown - HAS THE FUKKEN DISK - IN SPACE
Ldshade - cuffed
Jalleo - hiding in a locker
Ikarrus - lost on the asteroid
Cipher3 - shocked
Looping- standing in a rapidly decompressing area
Rosello - CMO - setting up cryo
Skorvold - Janitor - Dropped the soap

OPS:
JSTheguy - actually trying to get the disk
Ezel - IN SPACE
Kuruado - defeated by a door

AI:
peoplearestrange - In escape with ops
<wb> For one, the spaghetti is killing me. It's everywhere in food code, and makes it harder to clean those up.

<Tobba> I stared into BYOND and it farted

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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

Postby peoplearestrange » Mon Sep 01, 2014 2:11 pm #26503

((This is pretty fantastic Miauw!))

Engie borg attempts to drag "Looping" through the chapel, un-bolting and re-bolting the door as I go (In order to save looping from harm from decompression)

Also separate role in attempt to *beep
/tg/stations' Forum Mother
Spoiler:
oranges wrote:singulo.io is the center point of rational and calm debate, where much of tg's issues are worked out in a fun and family friendly environment

miggles wrote:it must have been quite the accomplishment, killing a dead butterfly

WeeYakk wrote:If you take a step back from everything watching the community argue janitor related changes is one of the most surreal and hilarious things about this game. Four pages of discussing the merits of there being too much or too little dirt in a video game.

Operative wrote:Vote PAS for headmin! Get cucked and feel good getting cucked.

TheNightingale wrote:I want to get off Mr. Scones's Wild Ride...

NikNakFlak wrote:Excuse you, I was doing intentional bug testing for the well being of the server. I do not make mistakes.

Fragnostic wrote:stop cucking the first shitshow ever that revolved around me.
This is my moment, what are you doing?!

Anonmare wrote:Oranges gestures at the thread, it shudders and begins to move!

Saegrimr wrote:
callanrockslol wrote:all you have to do is ban shitters until the playbase improves/ceases to exist, whichever comes first.

IM TRYING

Screemonster wrote:hellmoo is the mud for grown adults who main reaper in overwatch

Kor wrote:
confused rock wrote:...its like if we made fire extinguishers spawn in emergency boxes and have them heal you when you put out fires rather than them being in wall storages...


Are you having a stroke

bandit wrote:you are now manually GLORFing

MrStonedOne wrote:The best part about the election is when I announce my pick because I'm just as surprised as everybody else.

PM:[USER]->IrishWristWatch0: Yeah, im make it on but how im make the station to to sun and not go to sun

OOC: Francinum: Five Rounds at PAS's
"You are destinied to defeat Dr. Uguu and his 5 Robot Masters
(All-Access-Man, ShootyBlackCoat Man, ChloralHydrate Man, Singulo Man and TeleportArmor Man)"

I'm a box

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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

Postby looping » Mon Sep 01, 2014 2:22 pm #26506

Providing that i'm still alive and not unconscious or dead while being dragged, I scream out "BORG ROUGE" and proceed to ahelp that the cyborg is griefing me by not listening to law 2.
appeal me now ok think about it admin u could have a friend a friend who comes down to ur house and listens to ur words but doesnt respond to them because he knows that words are for the weak and physical violence is the superior form of communication but u wont accept this ur scared ur stuck in the prefix of pretification yea thats right ur sitting there stuck to the floor from ur goopy liquid glue sweat unable tro answer the door guess whos there its my friend spooner who is requesting appeal me
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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

Postby Ezel » Mon Sep 01, 2014 5:08 pm #26527

I try to call one of my nuke ops co workers to bring a new jetpack(Oxygen) and some ammo
The future is horrible!

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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

Postby Kraso » Mon Sep 01, 2014 5:10 pm #26530

goddamnit we're 2 rolls in and we've already spaced the disk everyone

TURN ON INTERNALS, WITH YOUR METAKNO-- CLOWN PHYSICS GRADUATE, HONK YOUR BIKE HORN UNTIL YOU ARE BACK IN THE STATION
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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

Postby Cipher3 » Mon Sep 01, 2014 5:40 pm #26537

A tear slowly runs down my cheek because I wasn't robust enough to have gloves, and I promptly suicide out of shame.


Disk can't leave the z level anyways.
Last edited by Cipher3 on Mon Sep 01, 2014 6:35 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Spoiler:
Nathanael Greene begins to reshape Bryce Pax's genitals to look more feminine.
Nathanael Greene has made a woman of Bryce Pax!

Valerie Sinnet says, "Nathaniel Greene charged the brig with a fucking HONK."

[Common] Assists-the-Crew hisses, "Walker Quinn s-s-s-ss-stole the HoP's-s-s-ss-s door"

OOC: HotelBravoLima: I literally can't be removed from power.

This line gets me every time:
I demand this ban be lifted right now. ~Bibliodewangus

What you hear walking past people:
Erin Wake whispers, "You should ready up on Badger and boink with me..."

"I think you guys are just tired of drinking hitler and now you want diet hitler.
I've got all that great hitler flavor but only half the hitler calories." - Anon3

You seem to be under the mistaken assumption that PR matters. ~MisterPerson

DEAD: Ichigo Momomiya says, "Coravin's just an ass."

Linus Johnson says, "Hey you know I got this game Skyrim last week"
Linus Johnson says, "I have a level 19 ranger and its so fun"
Weston Zadovsky says, "did he just"
Weston Zadovsky says, "fucking hell"

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:
Coravin, just Coravin.

Beryl Nyuphoran says, "Fucking get out."
Coravin Vattes asks, "Please?"
Beryl Nyuphoran says, "Please get the fuck outta my lab."
Coravin Vattes exclaims, "Okay!"
[Common] Beryl Nyuphoran {RD} asks, "WHO GAVE CORAVIN ALL ACCESS?"

Lindsay Donk stammers, "L-Luc-ck w-was-s-s s-s-such-h a beaut-tifu p-p-p-pr-r-rom-m q-q-q-queen"

Ty Andrews curls up in a ball on the floor and purrs.

by oranges » Sun Feb 15, 2015 7:15 pm
Get out bluespace, you've not been relevant since you lost the elections

That said, I think there are a shitton of degenerates here and I'd probably gas the lot of you if I had the chance. ~Loonikus


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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

Postby JStheguy » Mon Sep 01, 2014 6:14 pm #26540

Location: Escape
Grab a jet pack and fly after the disk into spess.

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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

Postby Vekter » Mon Sep 01, 2014 6:27 pm #26541

Op. Location: op shuttle.

I grab a pinpointer and head for the disk.
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Spoiler:
[2020-05-21 01:21:48.923] SAY: Crippo/(Impala Chainee) "Shaggy Voice - She like... wants to get Eiffel Towered bro!!" (Brig (125, 166, 2))

Reply PM from-REDACTED/(REDACTED): i tried to remove the bruises by changing her gender

PM: Bluespace->Delaron: Nobody wants a mime's asscheeks farting on their brig windows.

PM: REDACTED->HotelBravoLima: Oh come on, knowing that these are hostile aliens is metagaming

[17:43] <Aranclanos> any other question ping me again
[17:43] <Vekter> Aranclanos for nicest coder 2015
[17:44] <Aranclanos> fuck you

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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

Postby rosello » Mon Sep 01, 2014 8:50 pm #26553

Bug Research to upgrade the cloning machine so we can get autocloning going.
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Marshall/Mira Mudskipper, Bethan/Renni Ashbird, Trish/Susan Gecko, Mia Karp/K.A.R.P, Elliot Spark, Adriana/Octavia Spiral, Mimi Mime, Violet Caterpillar, Eve Steel, Bethan Butterfly

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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

Postby Skorvold » Mon Sep 01, 2014 11:13 pm #26565

Location:Escape
I shrug off the loss of soap, put on internals and start to mop the floors with my mop and water bucket.
Never give up! Trust your instincts!
Spoiler:
http://steamcommunity.com/id/skorvold
Talk to me on steam anytime.

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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

Postby LdShade » Tue Sep 02, 2014 5:29 pm #26679

Get someone to take off the cuffs, someone who's doing well.

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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

Postby Jalleo » Wed Sep 03, 2014 7:09 pm #26859

Get out of the locker and drag it over to cargo and order something.

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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

Postby peoplearestrange » Mon Sep 15, 2014 11:26 am #28917

Ok, I'm taking this thread over (Until Miauw gets back on it).
Using http://www.random.org/dice/?num=1 for dice roles.


peoplearestrange wrote:Engie borg attempts to drag "Looping" through the chapel, un-bolting and re-bolting the door as I go (In order to save looping from harm from decompression)
Also separate role in attempt to *beep

[5]YOU DRAG THE ASSISTANT INTO THE CHAPEL BOLTING THE DOOR BEHIND YOU AS YOU GO.
[1]YOU FAIL TO *BEEP AND UNLOCK YOUR CONTROL PANEL INSTEAD


looping wrote:Providing that i'm still alive and not unconscious or dead while being dragged, I scream out "BORG ROUGE" and proceed to ahelp that the cyborg is griefing me by not listening to law 2.

[3]YOU SCREAM OUT BORG ROUGE OVER THE COMMS, YOU ALSO AHELP BUT NO ONE RESPONDS, YOU WAIT.


Ezel wrote:I try to call one of my nuke ops co workers to bring a new jetpack(Oxygen) and some ammo

[4] YOU CALL OVER THE COMMS FOR A NUKE OPS TO BRING YOU A JETPACK AND AMMO, YOU SLOWLY DRIFT AS YOU WAIT A RESPONSE. YOU ALSO FIND AN EXTRA CLIP IN YOUR BELT.


Kraso wrote:goddamnit we're 2 rolls in and we've already spaced the disk everyone
TURN ON INTERNALS, WITH YOUR METAKNO-- CLOWN PHYSICS GRADUATE, HONK YOUR BIKE HORN UNTIL YOU ARE BACK IN THE STATION

[1]DUE TO YOUR CLUMSINESS YOU DROP YOUR O2 TANK AND PARP YOUR HORN IN THE WRONG DIRECTION, PUSHING YOU FURTHER FROM THE STATION. YOU START TO TAKE DAMAGE FROM THE LACK OF OXYGEN


Cipher3 wrote:A tear slowly runs down my cheek because I wasn't robust enough to have gloves, and I promptly suicide out of shame.
Disk can't leave the z level anyways.

[6]YOU TRY TO COMMIT SUICIDE BY JAMMING YOUR THUMBS INTO YOUR EYES, BUT PUSH YOUR THUMBS IN SO DEEP YOUR HEAD EXPLODES IN A SMALL IED SIZED EXPLOSION DESTROYING THE DOOR.


JStheguy wrote:Location: Escape
Grab a jet pack and fly after the disk into spess.

[1] YOU DROP THE JETPACK AT THE AIRLOCK AND YOUR INTERNALS ARE NOT SET, YOU DRIFT INTO SPACE SUFFOCATING SLOWLY.


Vekter wrote:Op. Location: op shuttle.
I grab a pinpointer and head for the disk.

[6]YOU GRAB THE PINPOINTER, AND SPEED OF AT AN INCREDIBLE SPEED INTO SPACE AFTER THE DISK. YOUR VELOCITY IS PRETTY DAMN HIGH, BETTER WATCH OUT FOR SPACE DEBRIS!


rosello wrote:Bug Research to upgrade the cloning machine so we can get autocloning going.

[2]YOU GO TO SCIENCE TO TALK TO THE RD BUT HE'S AN ASSHOLE AND PRETTY MUCH IGNORES YOUR REQUEST, HE SAYS HE'LL GET ROUND TO IT LATER OR YOU CAN DO IT YOUR DAMN SELF.


Skorvold wrote:Location:Escape
I shrug off the loss of soap, put on internals and start to mop the floors with my mop and water bucket.

[5] YOU EQUIP AND TURN ON YOUR INTERNALS, YOU MOP ALL THE TILES IN ESCAPE WITH YOUR MOP AND BUCKET, THEY GLISTEN LIKE SHINY STARS


LdShade wrote:Get someone to take off the cuffs, someone who's doing well.

[2] YOU TRY TO FIND SOMEONE TO TAKE YOUR CUFFS OFF, BUT NO ONE IS ABOUT, NOT EVEN SOMEONE DOING WELL.


Jalleo wrote:Get out of the locker and drag it over to cargo and order something.

[2] YOU STUMBLE OUT THE LOCKER AND SCRAPE YOUR ELBOW YOU TRY TO DRAG THE LOCKER BUT ITS SO HEAVY ITS GOING TO TAKE AWHILE TO DRAG TO CARGO

Spoiler:
CREWMEMBERS:
Kraso [CLOWN] - HAS THE FUKKEN DISK - Floating in space, taking suffocation damage
Ldshade [UNKNOWN] - cuffed and alone
Jalleo [UNKNOWN] - In the corridors dragging locker towards cargo
Ikarrus [MINER] - lost on the asteroid
Cipher3 [DEAD] - CORPSE GIBBED
Looping [UNKNOWN]- in the chapel being loosely held by the engie borg
Rosello [CMO] - outside science
Skorvold [Janitor] - Admiring the perfectly clean escape wing

OPS:
JSTheguy - Floating in space, taking suffocation damage
Ezel - IN SPACE
Kuruado - defeated by a door
Vekter - Speeding towards the disk with a jetpack etc

AI:
peoplearestrange [ENGIEBORG] - In chapel with Looping
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Spoiler:
oranges wrote:singulo.io is the center point of rational and calm debate, where much of tg's issues are worked out in a fun and family friendly environment

miggles wrote:it must have been quite the accomplishment, killing a dead butterfly

WeeYakk wrote:If you take a step back from everything watching the community argue janitor related changes is one of the most surreal and hilarious things about this game. Four pages of discussing the merits of there being too much or too little dirt in a video game.

Operative wrote:Vote PAS for headmin! Get cucked and feel good getting cucked.

TheNightingale wrote:I want to get off Mr. Scones's Wild Ride...

NikNakFlak wrote:Excuse you, I was doing intentional bug testing for the well being of the server. I do not make mistakes.

Fragnostic wrote:stop cucking the first shitshow ever that revolved around me.
This is my moment, what are you doing?!

Anonmare wrote:Oranges gestures at the thread, it shudders and begins to move!

Saegrimr wrote:
callanrockslol wrote:all you have to do is ban shitters until the playbase improves/ceases to exist, whichever comes first.

IM TRYING

Screemonster wrote:hellmoo is the mud for grown adults who main reaper in overwatch

Kor wrote:
confused rock wrote:...its like if we made fire extinguishers spawn in emergency boxes and have them heal you when you put out fires rather than them being in wall storages...


Are you having a stroke

bandit wrote:you are now manually GLORFing

MrStonedOne wrote:The best part about the election is when I announce my pick because I'm just as surprised as everybody else.

PM:[USER]->IrishWristWatch0: Yeah, im make it on but how im make the station to to sun and not go to sun

OOC: Francinum: Five Rounds at PAS's
"You are destinied to defeat Dr. Uguu and his 5 Robot Masters
(All-Access-Man, ShootyBlackCoat Man, ChloralHydrate Man, Singulo Man and TeleportArmor Man)"

I'm a box

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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

Postby JStheguy » Mon Sep 15, 2014 11:33 am #28918

OH CRAP OH CRAP EVASIVE MANUVERS THROW SHIT IN AN ATTEMPT TO GET BACK TO THE AIRLOCK AND GRAB MY JETPACK

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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

Postby Steelpoint » Mon Sep 15, 2014 11:41 am #28919

Due to the sever lack of Security personnel, and as the HoS, I'm currently trying to get Officer Beepsky back on-line and in the field, some Assistant took a whack at Beepsky at the start of the shift and its acting weird. After making repairs I flip the Securitron's 'on' switch to see what happens.
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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

Postby Ezel » Mon Sep 15, 2014 12:06 pm #28921

I throw randomly emp grenades with 2 minutes on the timer while waiting for my co-worker with a extra jetpack(oxygen)
The future is horrible!

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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

Postby Skorvold » Mon Sep 15, 2014 1:55 pm #28927

Janitor
I let out a contented sigh, exit the escape wing and proceed to medbay and proceed to clean it after turning my internals off.
Never give up! Trust your instincts!
Spoiler:
http://steamcommunity.com/id/skorvold
Talk to me on steam anytime.

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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

Postby Kraso » Mon Sep 15, 2014 4:49 pm #28957

peoplearestrange wrote:
Kraso wrote:goddamnit we're 2 rolls in and we've already spaced the disk everyone
TURN ON INTERNALS, WITH YOUR METAKNO-- CLOWN PHYSICS GRADUATE, HONK YOUR BIKE HORN UNTIL YOU ARE BACK IN THE STATION

[1]DUE TO YOUR CLUMSINESS YOU DROP YOUR O2 TANK AND PARP YOUR HORN IN THE WRONG DIRECTION, PUSHING YOU FURTHER FROM THE STATION. YOU START TO TAKE DAMAGE FROM THE LAKE OF OXYGEN

peoplearestrange wrote:THE LAKE OF OXYGEN

JUMP INTO THE LAKE OF OXYGEN, MAYBE WE'LL GET SOME OXYGEN THERE
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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

Postby peoplearestrange » Mon Sep 15, 2014 4:56 pm #28958

Kraso wrote:
peoplearestrange wrote:
Kraso wrote:goddamnit we're 2 rolls in and we've already spaced the disk everyone
TURN ON INTERNALS, WITH YOUR METAKNO-- CLOWN PHYSICS GRADUATE, HONK YOUR BIKE HORN UNTIL YOU ARE BACK IN THE STATION

[1]DUE TO YOUR CLUMSINESS YOU DROP YOUR O2 TANK AND PARP YOUR HORN IN THE WRONG DIRECTION, PUSHING YOU FURTHER FROM THE STATION. YOU START TO TAKE DAMAGE FROM THE LAKE OF OXYGEN

peoplearestrange wrote:THE LAKE OF OXYGEN

JUMP INTO THE LAKE OF OXYGEN, MAYBE WE'LL GET SOME OXYGEN THERE

[1] YOU INSTANTLY FREEZE IN THE LIQUID LAKE OF OXYGEN. A PEN FALLS ON YOU FROM ABOVE AND YOU SHATTER INTO A MILLION PIECES.
Haha dammit, I no speel good.

Corrected the roll now. Care to retry your go?
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Spoiler:
oranges wrote:singulo.io is the center point of rational and calm debate, where much of tg's issues are worked out in a fun and family friendly environment

miggles wrote:it must have been quite the accomplishment, killing a dead butterfly

WeeYakk wrote:If you take a step back from everything watching the community argue janitor related changes is one of the most surreal and hilarious things about this game. Four pages of discussing the merits of there being too much or too little dirt in a video game.

Operative wrote:Vote PAS for headmin! Get cucked and feel good getting cucked.

TheNightingale wrote:I want to get off Mr. Scones's Wild Ride...

NikNakFlak wrote:Excuse you, I was doing intentional bug testing for the well being of the server. I do not make mistakes.

Fragnostic wrote:stop cucking the first shitshow ever that revolved around me.
This is my moment, what are you doing?!

Anonmare wrote:Oranges gestures at the thread, it shudders and begins to move!

Saegrimr wrote:
callanrockslol wrote:all you have to do is ban shitters until the playbase improves/ceases to exist, whichever comes first.

IM TRYING

Screemonster wrote:hellmoo is the mud for grown adults who main reaper in overwatch

Kor wrote:
confused rock wrote:...its like if we made fire extinguishers spawn in emergency boxes and have them heal you when you put out fires rather than them being in wall storages...


Are you having a stroke

bandit wrote:you are now manually GLORFing

MrStonedOne wrote:The best part about the election is when I announce my pick because I'm just as surprised as everybody else.

PM:[USER]->IrishWristWatch0: Yeah, im make it on but how im make the station to to sun and not go to sun

OOC: Francinum: Five Rounds at PAS's
"You are destinied to defeat Dr. Uguu and his 5 Robot Masters
(All-Access-Man, ShootyBlackCoat Man, ChloralHydrate Man, Singulo Man and TeleportArmor Man)"

I'm a box

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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

Postby Kraso » Mon Sep 15, 2014 9:11 pm #28996

fine

ATTEMPT TO THROW THE USELESS PEN IN MY PDA OPPOSITE TOWARDS THE STATION
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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

Postby looping » Mon Sep 15, 2014 10:25 pm #29008

peoplearestrange wrote:Engie borg attempts to drag "Looping" through the chapel, un-bolting and re-bolting the door as I go (In order to save looping from harm from decompression)
Also separate role in attempt to *beep

[5]YOU DRAG THE ASSISTANT INTO THE CHAPEL BOLTING THE DOOR BEHIND YOU AS YOU GO.
[1]YOU FAIL TO *BEEP AND UNLOCK YOUR CONTROL PANEL INSTEAD


looping wrote:Providing that i'm still alive and not unconscious or dead while being dragged, I scream out "BORG ROUGE" and proceed to ahelp that the cyborg is griefing me by not listening to law 2.

[3]YOU SCREAM OUT BORG ROUGE OVER THE COMMS, YOU ALSO AHELP BUT NO ONE RESPONDS, YOU WAIT.

Spoiler:
CREWMEMBERS:
Kraso [CLOWN] - HAS THE FUKKEN DISK - Floating in space, taking suffocation damage
Ldshade [UNKNOWN] - cuffed and alone
Jalleo [UNKNOWN] - In the corridors dragging locker towards cargo
Ikarrus [MINER] - lost on the asteroid
Cipher3 [DEAD] - CORPSE GIBBED
Looping [UNKNOWN]- in the chapel being loosely held by the engie borg
Rosello [CMO] - outside science
Skorvold [Janitor] - Admiring the perfectly clean escape wing

OPS:
JSTheguy - Floating in space, taking suffocation damage
Ezel - IN SPACE
Kuruado - defeated by a door
Vekter - Speeding towards the disk with a jetpack etc

AI:
peoplearestrange [ENGIEBORG] - In chapel with Looping


I punch the cyborg, and then rest on the floor throwing a tantrum
In this order I go *gasp, *gasp, *deathgasp, *gasp, *sneeze
appeal me now ok think about it admin u could have a friend a friend who comes down to ur house and listens to ur words but doesnt respond to them because he knows that words are for the weak and physical violence is the superior form of communication but u wont accept this ur scared ur stuck in the prefix of pretification yea thats right ur sitting there stuck to the floor from ur goopy liquid glue sweat unable tro answer the door guess whos there its my friend spooner who is requesting appeal me
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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

Postby peoplearestrange » Tue Sep 16, 2014 4:48 pm #29143

I flash Looping in an effort to 'calm' him and then return to escape once again.

(I'll do a bunch of roles tomorrow/tonight if enough people request rolls, only got 6/13 replied so far)
/tg/stations' Forum Mother
Spoiler:
oranges wrote:singulo.io is the center point of rational and calm debate, where much of tg's issues are worked out in a fun and family friendly environment

miggles wrote:it must have been quite the accomplishment, killing a dead butterfly

WeeYakk wrote:If you take a step back from everything watching the community argue janitor related changes is one of the most surreal and hilarious things about this game. Four pages of discussing the merits of there being too much or too little dirt in a video game.

Operative wrote:Vote PAS for headmin! Get cucked and feel good getting cucked.

TheNightingale wrote:I want to get off Mr. Scones's Wild Ride...

NikNakFlak wrote:Excuse you, I was doing intentional bug testing for the well being of the server. I do not make mistakes.

Fragnostic wrote:stop cucking the first shitshow ever that revolved around me.
This is my moment, what are you doing?!

Anonmare wrote:Oranges gestures at the thread, it shudders and begins to move!

Saegrimr wrote:
callanrockslol wrote:all you have to do is ban shitters until the playbase improves/ceases to exist, whichever comes first.

IM TRYING

Screemonster wrote:hellmoo is the mud for grown adults who main reaper in overwatch

Kor wrote:
confused rock wrote:...its like if we made fire extinguishers spawn in emergency boxes and have them heal you when you put out fires rather than them being in wall storages...


Are you having a stroke

bandit wrote:you are now manually GLORFing

MrStonedOne wrote:The best part about the election is when I announce my pick because I'm just as surprised as everybody else.

PM:[USER]->IrishWristWatch0: Yeah, im make it on but how im make the station to to sun and not go to sun

OOC: Francinum: Five Rounds at PAS's
"You are destinied to defeat Dr. Uguu and his 5 Robot Masters
(All-Access-Man, ShootyBlackCoat Man, ChloralHydrate Man, Singulo Man and TeleportArmor Man)"

I'm a box

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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

Postby Vekter » Wed Sep 17, 2014 7:07 am #29248

I get dat fukken disk.
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Spoiler:
[2020-05-21 01:21:48.923] SAY: Crippo/(Impala Chainee) "Shaggy Voice - She like... wants to get Eiffel Towered bro!!" (Brig (125, 166, 2))

Reply PM from-REDACTED/(REDACTED): i tried to remove the bruises by changing her gender

PM: Bluespace->Delaron: Nobody wants a mime's asscheeks farting on their brig windows.

PM: REDACTED->HotelBravoLima: Oh come on, knowing that these are hostile aliens is metagaming

[17:43] <Aranclanos> any other question ping me again
[17:43] <Vekter> Aranclanos for nicest coder 2015
[17:44] <Aranclanos> fuck you

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Re: GET DAT FUKKEN DISK

Postby peoplearestrange » Wed Sep 17, 2014 2:15 pm #29286

JStheguy wrote:OH CRAP OH CRAP EVASIVE MANUVERS THROW SHIT IN AN ATTEMPT TO GET BACK TO THE AIRLOCK AND GRAB MY JETPACK

[2] YOU TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES AND THROW THEM, BUT THE WEIGHT OF THEM IS NOT ENOUGH TO STOP YOU, YOU KEEP SAILING ON.


Steelpoint wrote:Due to the sever lack of Security personnel, and as the HoS, I'm currently trying to get Officer Beepsky back on-line and in the field, some Assistant took a whack at Beepsky at the start of the shift and its acting weird. After making repairs I flip the Securitron's 'on' switch to see what happens.

[3]YOU SUCCESFULLY TURN BEEPSKY BACK ON, IT IS FUNCTIONAL. HOWEVER ITS PATROL MODE SEEMS TO BE OFF AND IT HOVERS 1 FOOT ABOVE THE GROUND IN FRONT OF YOU.


Ezel wrote:I throw randomly emp grenades with 2 minutes on the timer while waiting for my co-worker with a extra jetpack(oxygen)

[5] YOU THROW THE FIRST GRENADE, IT BEGINS TO SAIL OFF INTO SPACE, YOU THROW A SECOND GRENADE, WHICH HITS THE FIRST GRANADE, THEY BOTH EXPLODE IN AN EMP BURST, THE LITTLE AMOUNT OF THRUSTS THIS GENERATES PUSHES YOU BACK TOWARDS THE STATION. LUCKILY YOU HAVE NO ITEMS THAT ARE DIRECTLY EFFECTED BY THE EMP BLAST.


Skorvold wrote:Janitor
I let out a contented sigh, exit the escape wing and proceed to medbay and proceed to clean it after turning my internals off.

[4] YOU ENTER THE MEDBAY, THE PLACE IS A MESS, DRIED BLOOD EVERYWHERE, YOU TURN OFF YOUR INTERNALS AND BEGIN TO CLEAN. YOU CLEAN THE LOBBY AND THE MAIN AREA.


Kraso wrote:ATTEMPT TO THROW THE USELESS PEN IN MY PDA OPPOSITE TOWARDS THE STATION

[2]YOU THROW THE PEN, BUT ITS A PEN, IT DOES NOTHING TO CHANGE YOUR DIRECTION, AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE THE PEN ANYMORE THOUGH.


looping wrote:I punch the cyborg, and then rest on the floor throwing a tantrum
In this order I go *gasp, *gasp, *deathgasp, *gasp, *sneeze

[5] YOU PUNCH THE CYBORG, IT SPARKS AND ITS MAINTENANCE PANEL OPENS. LOOPING gasps. LOOPING gasps. LOOPING seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless... LOOPING gasps. LOOPING Sneezes.


peoplearestrange wrote:I flash Looping in an effort to 'calm' him and then return to escape once again.

[1] YOU FLASH YOUR FLASHER AT LOOPING AND KNOCK HIM DOWN AT THE SAME TIME AS HE DEATHGASPS. TO ANYONE OBSERVING IT WOULD APPEAR YOU JUST HARMED A HUMAN. THE RD SEES THIS FROM RnD AND ASSUMES YOU ARE ROUGE. THE RD RACES TO THE CYBORG CONTROL PANEL AND LOCKS YOU DOWN. YOU CANNOT MOVE. (shit)

Vekter wrote:I get dat fukken disk.

[5] YOU PLOW INTO THE CLOWN AT SPEED. IN THE TUMBLE YOU GRAB THE DISK FROM THE CLOWN AND IN ONE ELEGANT AND PRECISE MOVE , FIRE JETPACK TOWARD THE CLOWN PUSHING YOU TWO APART AND BEGIN RACING BACK TOWARD THE STATION.

Spoiler:
CREWMEMBERS:
Kraso [CLOWN] - Floating in space, taking suffocation damage
Ldshade [UNKNOWN] - cuffed and alone
Jalleo [UNKNOWN] - In the corridors dragging locker towards cargo
Ikarrus [MINER] - lost on the asteroid
Cipher3 [DEAD] - CORPSE GIBBED
Looping [UNKNOWN]- in the chapel being lying on the floor crying.
Rosello [CMO] - outside science
Skorvold [Janitor] - Cleaning the medbay
Steelpoint [HOS] - Outside the brig with a functional non moving bebsky


OPS:
JSTheguy [OPS]- Floating in space, taking suffocation damage, still
Ezel [OPS] - Drifting towards the station
Kuruado [OPS] - defeated by a door
Vekter [OPS] - HAS THE FUKKEN DISK - Speeding towards station

AI:
peoplearestrange [ENGIEBORG] - In chapel LOCKED DOWN


Anyone that was missed this round gets priority of roll. Otherwise its just "as replied"
/tg/stations' Forum Mother
Spoiler:
oranges wrote:singulo.io is the center point of rational and calm debate, where much of tg's issues are worked out in a fun and family friendly environment

miggles wrote:it must have been quite the accomplishment, killing a dead butterfly

WeeYakk wrote:If you take a step back from everything watching the community argue janitor related changes is one of the most surreal and hilarious things about this game. Four pages of discussing the merits of there being too much or too little dirt in a video game.

Operative wrote:Vote PAS for headmin! Get cucked and feel good getting cucked.

TheNightingale wrote:I want to get off Mr. Scones's Wild Ride...

NikNakFlak wrote:Excuse you, I was doing intentional bug testing for the well being of the server. I do not make mistakes.

Fragnostic wrote:stop cucking the first shitshow ever that revolved around me.
This is my moment, what are you doing?!

Anonmare wrote:Oranges gestures at the thread, it shudders and begins to move!

Saegrimr wrote:
callanrockslol wrote:all you have to do is ban shitters until the playbase improves/ceases to exist, whichever comes first.

IM TRYING

Screemonster wrote:hellmoo is the mud for grown adults who main reaper in overwatch

Kor wrote:
confused rock wrote:...its like if we made fire extinguishers spawn in emergency boxes and have them heal you when you put out fires rather than them being in wall storages...


Are you having a stroke

bandit wrote:you are now manually GLORFing

MrStonedOne wrote:The best part about the election is when I announce my pick because I'm just as surprised as everybody else.

PM:[USER]->IrishWristWatch0: Yeah, im make it on but how im make the station to to sun and not go to sun

OOC: Francinum: Five Rounds at PAS's
"You are destinied to defeat Dr. Uguu and his 5 Robot Masters
(All-Access-Man, ShootyBlackCoat Man, ChloralHydrate Man, Singulo Man and TeleportArmor Man)"

I'm a box

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