2k18 /pol/

srifenbyxp · Post by **srifenbyxp** » Mon Jan 01, 2018 5:00 am #370128

Last year was a good year, let's recap.

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1. The God Emporah of America slew the foul Hillary and has been keeping his word dispite his fumbles. But let's face it, sometime when he's wrong it somehow works out to a minor degree. Thus he still hasn't Lost!

2. People are STILL trying to over throw the Emporah, they keep failing hallariously.

3. We witnessed the biggest of triggers since 9/11, snowflakes still cries.

4. Antifa rose causing hard times, but hard times create good men. Heroes confronted Antifa and made the world safe again. Crating good times, but careful not to become weak my fellows.

5. Good year for games and anime. 2k18 has some decent releases ahead.

6. Spess communities have grown stronger!

7. Some how get neutrality got passed?

8. I plan on becoming an admin, hard times ahead!

Another glorious year, hail Syndicate, hail NanoTransen, Hail Sybil.

Hail /tg/

Incomptinence · Mon Jan 01, 2018 6:06 am

I will ignore the intentional errors and say the lack of any call to abandon all hope and despair makes your politics op bad.

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Mon Jan 01, 2018 9:09 am #370141

Cringe edition

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Highlight of 2017:
God I don't know
What happened this year?
Covfefe?
Did that happen last year year?
Fuck me what a waste of a year
Let's descend into waifufaggotry, fuck it
Nothing matters any more

You saw nothing, I didn't delete anything

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Mon Jan 01, 2018 10:52 am #370151

This thread breaks naming policy for pol threads

Screemonster · Mon Jan 01, 2018 10:56 am

So I found a markov bot trained on donald trump's tweets

Donald J. Trump ✔ ‎@realDonaldTrump

The Chinese want to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
10:51 - 1 Jan 2018

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon Jan 01, 2018 11:52 am #370155

Not that wrong tbh

srifenbyxp · Post by **srifenbyxp** » Mon Jan 01, 2018 12:36 pm #370156

We gun have a thread merge buddy.

Screemonster · Mon Jan 01, 2018 12:58 pm

srifenbyxp wrote:We gun have a thread merge bunny.

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Mon Jan 01, 2018 1:36 pm #370160

This thread was first and has a better opening post.

I dub this the new thread of political shit posts.

And speaking of political shitposts...
So how many German and Swedish woman got molested/raped by rapefugees this year?

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon Jan 01, 2018 1:38 pm #370161

this thread had the wrong title and op is a faggot anyway for pretending it didn't

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Mon Jan 01, 2018 1:38 pm #370162

srifenbyxp wrote:We gun have a thread merge buddy.

I do not consent!

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Mon Jan 01, 2018 6:38 pm #370173

Dindoos burnt over a thousand cars in France.
There's also a video circulating of a gang of blacks kicking a french police woman thats been knocked onto the ground.

Yay, diversity.

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Mon Jan 01, 2018 6:47 pm #370174

Berlin had a bunch of new year rapes again

InsaneHyena · Post by **InsaneHyena** » Mon Jan 01, 2018 7:08 pm #370178

Part and parcel of living in a big city

lntigracy · Post by **lntigracy** » Mon Jan 01, 2018 8:28 pm #370186

srifenbyxp wrote:We gun have a thread merge buddy.

yours was made in 2017

Incomptinence · Mon Jan 01, 2018 8:29 pm

you heard about timezones intig?

lntigracy · Post by **lntigracy** » Mon Jan 01, 2018 8:34 pm #370189

but this thread accounts for them better :^)

Incomptinence · Mon Jan 01, 2018 9:00 pm

Still leaves you wrong negatimer

srifenbyxp · Post by **srifenbyxp** » Mon Jan 01, 2018 11:40 pm #370225

lntigracy wrote:
srifenbyxp wrote:We gun have a thread merge buddy.
yours was made in 2017

You missed the 8 in 2018 there.

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:58 am #370235

I mek poost in /tgpol/ thread

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Tue Jan 02, 2018 1:14 am #370237

Deitus wrote:I mek poost in /tgpol/ thread

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Tue Jan 02, 2018 3:03 am #370252

oh boy i cannot wait for another year to be frustrated with my political opponents because they will ruin everything, and with my political allies because they will do fuckall to stop it

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Tue Jan 02, 2018 3:26 am #370255

thank god you guys get tax cuts on your private jets now, America is great again

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Tue Jan 02, 2018 6:29 am #370262

It´s not so different, after all

You can't usually rely on anyone being competent in any field

Drynwyn · Post by **Drynwyn** » Tue Jan 02, 2018 7:38 am #370263

how to discern someone's politics from who they blame for shit:

cedarbridge · Post by **cedarbridge** » Tue Jan 02, 2018 9:11 am #370266

Drynwyn wrote:how to discern someone's politics from who they blame for shit:

I don't care if it was the joke or not, the right and left are on the wrong side of this chart and it upsets me.

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Tue Jan 02, 2018 9:23 am #370267

cedarbridge wrote:
Drynwyn wrote:how to discern someone's politics from who they blame for shit:

I don't care if it was the joke or not, the right and left are on the wrong side of this chart and it upsets me.

Aren't "the right" and "the left" part of the things to blame? As in, the right (on the right side) blames the left and that's why "the left" is on the right side and vice versa.

The axis are unnamed but it should be x(left-right), y(authoritarian-liberal)

Incomptinence · Tue Jan 02, 2018 2:41 pm

My stance on politics is humans are so categorically bad at managing large groups of humans that expecting anything other than buffoonery and maybe not getting fucked right in the ass this very year is as good as it gets.

Pretty much all meaningful improvements in the human condition is due to research and technological implementation of such. I mean the Chinese are basically run by captain planet villains who yank organs out of living undesirables like aztec priests and conditions are still improving for the Chinese people overall.

If the AIs and other programs we can't understand we end up putting in charge or just end up having run shit via bumbling proxy don't kill us that's a good ending I guess.

Drynwyn · Post by **Drynwyn** » Tue Jan 02, 2018 6:50 pm #370328

Grazyn wrote:
cedarbridge wrote:
Drynwyn wrote:how to discern someone's politics from who they blame for shit:

I don't care if it was the joke or not, the right and left are on the wrong side of this chart and it upsets me.
Aren't "the right" and "the left" part of the things to blame? As in, the right (on the right side) blames the left and that's why "the left" is on the right side and vice versa.

The axis are unnamed but it should be x(left-right), y(authoritarian-liberal)

grazyn is correct on all counts, cedarbridge you need to level your reading comprehension

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Tue Jan 02, 2018 9:37 pm #370356

To the extreme left, everyone else is extreme right
And to the extreme right, everyone else is extreme left

At that point people just sorta start blaming everyone

I can't talk for other countries, but I know here in Dutchland there hasn't even been a single politician who hasn't fucked up things for the sake of ideology and/or personal profit
How fucking hard is it to not go "It's always because of the POOR/RICH/WHOEVER I DISLIKE" anyway? I do it on a daily basis, why can't they do it even once?

Grazyn · Post by **Grazyn** » Tue Jan 02, 2018 10:19 pm #370362

I blame ROADS (seriously tho why/who blame roads?)

Incomptinence · Tue Jan 02, 2018 10:35 pm

taxation is murder

onleavedontatme · Tue Jan 02, 2018 10:38 pm

Grazyn wrote:I blame ROADS (seriously tho why/who blame roads?)

It's a joke about a common internet arguments libertarians often find themselves in (if there was a very small or no government, who would build the roads?)

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Tue Jan 02, 2018 10:44 pm #370371

The road company

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Tue Jan 02, 2018 10:51 pm #370374

Attempts to privatise road building have been done
And failed amazingly

Turns out they'll only build roads for the rich and everyone else gets to enjoy their dirt paths and potholes

Super Aggro Crag · Tue Jan 02, 2018 11:23 pm

>no one builds roads
>people cant get around
>demand for alternative increases
>invisible hand of the market brings us a new innovation

ROADFAGS ARE LITERALLY KEEPING US AWAY FROM JETPACKS AND FLYING ROCKET CYCLES WITH THEIR TAX-THEFT MEDIOCRITY-STRIPS

Post by **oranges** » Wed Jan 03, 2018 1:00 am #370396

posting in this thread makes you dumber

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Wed Jan 03, 2018 2:10 am #370405

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/sta ... 7022420992

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Wed Jan 03, 2018 8:06 am #370438

oranges wrote:posting in this thread makes you dumber

Wed Jan 03, 2018 8:10 am

Ricotez wrote:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/sta ... 7022420992

holy shit hahaha

DrPillzRedux · Wed Jan 03, 2018 8:53 pm

TRUMP TURNED ON STEVE BANNON CALLING HIM CRAZY ITS HAPPENING

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Thu Jan 04, 2018 4:44 am #370685

breitbart currently tearing itself apart over which dick they're supposed to suck now, it's amazing

lntigracy · Post by **lntigracy** » Thu Jan 04, 2018 6:29 am #370699

Where da sticky at

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Thu Jan 04, 2018 11:25 am #370731

Still on the run from pikeys?

Jazaen · Post by **Jazaen** » Thu Jan 04, 2018 5:05 pm #370789

Ricotez wrote:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/sta ... 7022420992

IIRC, that guy was voiced by Stephen Colbert.

Super Aggro Crag · Thu Jan 04, 2018 6:46 pm

TWO
SCOOPS

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Thu Jan 04, 2018 7:49 pm #370843

Super Aggro Crag wrote:TWO
SCOOPS

TWO SCOOPS BONALB BRUMPF AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Incomptinence · Thu Jan 04, 2018 8:50 pm

THEN HE DRANK WATER

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Fri Jan 05, 2018 12:08 am #370924

DrPillzRedux wrote:TRUMP TURNED ON STEVE BANNON CALLING HIM CRAZY ITS HAPPENING

I still think that whole thing was political convenience. Now that bannon is no longer useful/a liability he's out

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Fri Jan 05, 2018 1:19 pm #371042

CosmicScientist wrote:I want to say if Trump didn't take this seriously, no-one would take the book seriously.

But people take Trump seriously.

Nothing much to report on this side of the pond except brexit rubbish. So life's fine.

the streisand effect is a hell of a thing