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Post by SpaceInaba » #402657

can I just eat vegetals instead of fake meat
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Post by Armhulen » #402658

can you not support the consumption of animals raised and killed unethically
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Armhulen wrote:can you not support the consumption of animals raised and killed unethically
because it supports animals being raised and killed unethically
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Post by Stickymayhem » #402662

SpaceInaba wrote:can I just eat vegetals instead of fake meat
artichokes taste quite meaty

but no you must praise seitan
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Armhulen wrote:can you not support the consumption of animals raised and killed unethically
sorry this restuarant doesn't cater to whiny bitches eat your tofu soyboy
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Post by SpaceInaba » #402668

sorry I only eat oranges
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tofu sucks there is way better pretend meat now
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Post by Armhulen » #402670

Stickymayhem wrote:
Armhulen wrote:can you not support the consumption of animals raised and killed unethically
sorry this restuarant doesn't cater to whiny bitches eat your tofu soyboy
aw you're right *clubs a seal*

my bad *raises a chicken whose entire life is pain because of breeding*

i'll just leave... *kills farm animals at vastly earlier ages after growth hormones are done working, making them barely able to stand*
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*grows plants from ground poop*
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Post by Armhulen » #402672

Kor wrote:tofu sucks there is way better pretend meat now
this isn't even true tho unless you're eating like raw tofu you gotta like grill it a little or add some soy sauce
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Post by Stickymayhem » #402674

Kor wrote:tofu sucks there is way better pretend meat now
I thought so but then I found the secrets

1. extra firm tofu is amazing and all other tofu sucks ass. get the firmest tofu you can find
2. add vegeta or chicken salt or whatever you weirdo americans flavour chicken with to it
3. fry that motherfucker
4. it tastes like chicken but not bad for you

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tofu scramble

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bbq tofu

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sweet chili

addendum: add any sauce to a tofu and it tastes good
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Getting a quick death and ending up in my belly is probably less painful than dying of organ failure or getting eaten alive by coyotes
Then again I buy local
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I hunt for all my meat with a sharpened piece of rebar on a pole
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Post by DemonFiren » #402683

sticky isn't actually all that wrong, properly prepared tofu is fucking delicious
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Lazengann wrote:Getting a quick death and ending up in my belly is probably less painful than dying of organ failure or getting eaten alive by coyotes
Then again I buy local
Hunting for food is a natural and needed part of any ecosystem but most people do not hunt their own food

Factory farms are degeneracy
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Post by Armhulen » #402685

Kor wrote:
Lazengann wrote:Getting a quick death and ending up in my belly is probably less painful than dying of organ failure or getting eaten alive by coyotes
Then again I buy local
Hunting for food is a natural and needed part of any ecosystem but most people do not hunt their own food

Factory farms are degeneracy
chickens born in factory farms are put into giant dark rooms with eachother and as the growth hormones and other breeding stuff sets in they lose their ability to walk. a lot starve in here because they can't move and a lot more die of infections that start in their useless literal chicken legs

since they can barely/can't move, they are also sitting in their feces for most of their existence
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Post by DemonFiren » #402688

and this is why you have to become a farmer in self-defense

anyway, neither sir nor madam are pronouns
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Post by Armhulen » #402690

CosmicScientist wrote:
Kor wrote:tofu sucks there is way better pretend meat now
If it's a fungus, I'm afraid it's a no go.

Kor wrote:
Lazengann wrote:Getting a quick death and ending up in my belly is probably less painful than dying of organ failure or getting eaten alive by coyotes
Then again I buy local
Hunting for food is a natural and needed part of any ecosystem but most people do not hunt their own food

Factory farms are degeneracy
If everyone hunted, there would be nothing left to hunt, though I imagine we'd get into difficult population questions.

You could come across the pond and feel less bad about farming.
mushrooms are awesome because a lot of them taste great and they refuse to be cooked wrong, you can accidently cook them for an hour extra and they'll still taste like you did it right.
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Lazengann wrote:Getting a quick death and ending up in my belly is probably less painful than dying of organ failure or getting eaten alive by coyotes
Then again I buy local
>establishing shot; purgatory
>millions of cow-souls waiting to be born desperate to exist
>"Buttercup look millions of cow babies are being born in that factory farm lets go! I'd rather exist and suffer than never exist at all!"

oh wait a minute non-existent things can't want to live hahah silly me what a retarded argument that would be

>be millions of baby male chicks
>brought into existence, felt up by a human, oh no I'm male I go on the conveyer belt for male chicks I wonder what's at the end
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>Glad I existed for 3 hours and got a quick death woo!

Oh never mind you buy local

That's cool I only murder in my own neighbourhood instead of outsourcing. Good for you
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CosmicScientist wrote: You could come across the pond and feel less bad about farming.
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im turning ntr into vegan shitposting until everyone leaves forever
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Stickymayhem wrote: >be millions of baby male chicks
>brought into existence, felt up by a human, oh no I'm male I go on the conveyer belt for male chicks I wonder what's at the end
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>Glad I existed for 3 hours and got a quick death woo!
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Post by Stickymayhem » #402701

the meat is too low grade they get turned into dog food a lot of the time i think
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Post by Lazengann » #402702

Grass fed meat is ethical

Tfw you have to fill out paperwork and wait for permission from your town to keep sheep behind your house
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Post by Lazengann » #402703

Ag-gag laws shouldn't exist though, people should be allowed to see how fucking nasty factory farms are
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CosmicScientist wrote:Dear god people are posting very fast here and I'm afraid some people are being serious.
Why wouldnt I be serious about finding the mass torture of living creatures abhorrent?
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Post by Armhulen » #402706

i'm part of the problem for not being vegan but people who deny it's happening are on a different level of hell

a lower level assumingly
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Sir and madam aren't pronouns
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Lazengann wrote:Grass fed meat is ethical

Tfw you have to fill out paperwork and wait for permission from your town to keep sheep behind your house
>be cow
>born, torn from mother kicking and screaming
>get genitals clipped off without anasthetic
>get horns burned out of head
>get branded/tagged
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>nom for 1/5th of actual lifespan
>the truck shows up
>where are we going
>it's cold/hot/wet/noisy/awful why aren't they feeding me
>ow stop shocking me
>why does everything smell like blood oh god I can hear my bois screaming
>forced down kill chute
>if lucky, be stunned by the bolt gun before throat is slit
>if ~30%, be boltgunned in the head multiple times
>if ~10%, don't get properly stunned at all, die slowly bleeding out as they cut legs off and skin alive
>be cut into pieces by minimum wage workers who get constantly injured, often immigrants
>sent to the butchers
>packaging: "organic" "grass fed" "locally farmed" "ethical"
>mfw i have no face because you ate it
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Post by Armhulen » #402710

yeah it usually requires a few thumps before the brain stops working cow skulls are no joke
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Not that I condone their suffering but they're dead anyways so I don't really think about it much.
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Oh that's fucked up. What do you mean by shocked? They zap the cows?
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Lazengann wrote:Oh that's fucked up. What do you mean by shocked? They zap the cows?
or beat them with pipes and shit. how else do you force a cow down a tunnel covered in blood they know ends in their death.

cows aren't actually that dumb. they know. the smell and screams are kind of a give away.

Edit: your local farmer probably doesn't slaughter shit themselves. It's not economically viable. They all use the same slaughterhouses as any other meat manufacturer.
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Post by Armhulen » #402714

Lazengann wrote:Oh that's fucked up. What do you mean by shocked? They zap the cows?
yeah how do you hang a cow on a hook

it aint easy!
D&B wrote:Not that I condone their suffering but they're dead anyways so I don't really think about it much.
it's time to start thinking about it when there are easy alternatives
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Post by Lazengann » #402715

The fuck
I'll never let my dairy sheep suffer that way
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Post by somerandomguy » #402716

>be cow
>not sentient

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Can’t stop eating beef won’t stop eating beef



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somerandomguy wrote:>be cow
>not sentient

The end
>be cow
>feel pain

it is thoooooooooooooooooo
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somerandomguy wrote:>be cow
>not sentient

The end
>be conference on consciousness
>be the literal amalgamation of the top neuroscientists and biologists in the world
>notice retards keep stabbing animals wondering if they feel pain or can think about things
>tell them to stop because clearly we know
>"nah we cant be sure tho can we"
>get fed up and release this http://fcmconference.org/img/CambridgeD ... usness.pdf
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Boris wrote:Sticky is a jackass who has worms where his brain should be, but he also gets exactly what SS13 should be
Super Aggro Crag wrote: Wed Oct 13, 2021 6:17 pm Dont engage with sticky he's a subhuman
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Post by Lazengann » #402722

Cow dairy is weird to me. The dairy farmers near me just got mailed the number for the suicide hotline because milk prices dropped again, so they have to automate more to make a profit but the price is so low because everyone is automating
Meanwhile the cows are on conveyor belts and are treated worse and worse every time
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Post by Grazyn » #402724

Alt-right and neo-nazism popularity in recent years brought an increase in veganism and animal rights activism, inspired by Hitler's own vegetarianism and deep commitment to animal welfare.

Example: this is the eco-military branch of Casapound, an Italian neofascist party. Their slogan, "For a REGIME of nature", tells everything you need to know. Branching off into environmentalism is also a good way to gain ground over an issue which has been controlled by leftist movements since forever
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Post by Stickymayhem » #402726

Grazyn wrote:Alt-right and neo-nazism popularity in recent years brought an increase in veganism and animal rights activism, inspired by Hitler's own vegetarianism and deep commitment to animal welfare.

Example: this is the eco-military branch of Casapound, an Italian neofascist party. Their slogan, "For a REGIME of nature", tells everything you need to know. Branching off into environmentalism is also a good way to gain ground over an issue which has been controlled by leftist movements since forever
THREAD OVER WE GOT GODWIN'S LAWED
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Boris wrote:Sticky is a jackass who has worms where his brain should be, but he also gets exactly what SS13 should be
Super Aggro Crag wrote: Wed Oct 13, 2021 6:17 pm Dont engage with sticky he's a subhuman
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Post by SpaceInaba » #402727

the truth is out
Spoiler:
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fuck,
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Post by Grazyn » #402729

CosmicScientist wrote:That's called needing subsidies or perhaps needing to gain political leverage for said subsidies.
their latest schtick was going on a tree-planting spree on Mount Giano to re-create the DUX letters which have been damaged in a fire last year. All for the good of nature, of course.
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cosmic i dont even need to reply to you reading your own post in five minutes will hurt you more than i ever could

holy fuck thats some mad tho
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