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*eats a meat*

Unread postby IkeTG » Sat Aug 11, 2018 11:34 pm #432513

this wouldn't have happened if the headmins didn't slay stickymayhem
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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby SpaceInaba » Sat Aug 11, 2018 11:40 pm #432515

#unbully my boy slickymadhen
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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby CreationPro » Sun Aug 12, 2018 12:52 am #432523

if you exclude meat from your diet you're gonna have a bad time
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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby Anonmare » Sun Aug 12, 2018 12:53 am #432524

Mushrooms are the meat of the plant world.

Prove me wrong.
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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby CreationPro » Sun Aug 12, 2018 12:59 am #432526

Anonmare wrote:Mushrooms are the meat of the plant world.

Prove me wrong.

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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby SpaceInaba » Sun Aug 12, 2018 1:16 am #432529

mushrooms are great
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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby Anonmare » Sun Aug 12, 2018 1:21 am #432531

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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby CreationPro » Sun Aug 12, 2018 1:22 am #432532

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Unread postby Doctor Pork » Sun Aug 12, 2018 1:31 am #432533

Mushroom people when
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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby IkeTG » Sun Aug 12, 2018 5:06 am #432560

MY MEAT
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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby Stickymayhem » Sun Aug 12, 2018 7:11 am #432575

dont do an unethic

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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby CreationPro » Sun Aug 12, 2018 7:49 am #432576

ethic is subjective
what ehtec do you want me to do or not do
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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby Screemonster » Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:40 am #432580

time to bust out a classic

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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby Grazyn » Sun Aug 12, 2018 11:47 am #432591

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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby Super Aggro Crag » Sun Aug 12, 2018 1:38 pm #432603

Getting to hug a shitload of animals and then going to heaven sounds like a decent purgatory. I love hugging animals.
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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby Lumbermancer » Sun Aug 12, 2018 1:58 pm #432604

animals don't have a soul
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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby Grazyn » Sun Aug 12, 2018 2:02 pm #432605

Super Aggro Crag wrote:Getting to hug a shitload of animals and then going to heaven sounds like a decent purgatory. I love hugging animals.

Hope you love mosquitos as well

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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby Stickymayhem » Sun Aug 12, 2018 2:14 pm #432606

Lumbermancer wrote:animals don't have a soul


Neither do you

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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby Lumbermancer » Sun Aug 12, 2018 2:44 pm #432609

Not according to Torah.
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Unread postby D&B » Sun Aug 12, 2018 3:03 pm #432610

Animals don't have souls.

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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby Super Aggro Crag » Sun Aug 12, 2018 3:21 pm #432611

Grazyn wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:Getting to hug a shitload of animals and then going to heaven sounds like a decent purgatory. I love hugging animals.

Hope you love mosquitos as well

Ive killed like 3 mosquitos in my whole life retard
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Unread postby Wyzack » Sun Aug 12, 2018 3:31 pm #432612

Mushrooms aren't plants anon mare fucking educate yourself
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Unread postby ShadowDimentio » Sun Aug 12, 2018 4:02 pm #432613

Stickymayhem wrote:dont do an unethic


If animals didn't want to get eaten maybe they shouldn't have been so delicious huh buddy
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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby DemonFiren » Sun Aug 12, 2018 4:15 pm #432614

Wyzack wrote:Mushrooms aren't plants anon mare fucking educate yourself

rabbit doesn't even know which hole to stuff the carrot into, what did you fucking expect
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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby Anonmare » Sun Aug 12, 2018 4:57 pm #432615

Wyzack wrote:Mushrooms aren't plants anon mare fucking educate yourself

Idiot Wyzack
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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby Stickymayhem » Sun Aug 12, 2018 4:59 pm #432617

At least I'm not a militant recycler

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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby IkeTG » Sun Aug 12, 2018 5:11 pm #432619

*uneats a meat*
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Unread postby CosmicScientist » Sun Aug 12, 2018 5:47 pm #432630

Please don't tell us when you uneat visit the bog.

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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby CreationPro » Sun Aug 12, 2018 7:46 pm #432655

sticky probably tastes like sand
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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby teepeepee » Sun Aug 12, 2018 7:51 pm #432657

Please don't eat insects, they're friends and they're mostly protein; you want fat from your greasy cows don't you? I repeat, insects are friends, leave them alone!

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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby CreationPro » Sun Aug 12, 2018 7:53 pm #432658

teepeepee wrote:Please don't eat insects, they're friends and they're mostly protein; you want fat from your greasy cows don't you? I repeat, insects are friends, leave them alone!

mosquitoes and flies are not my friends but i will not eat them
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<scaredofshadows> I randomly take buttons away from people
<scaredofshadows> because I am now rogue
<hornygranny> host is rouge
<Ikarrus> blow the admins

trytryagain66 wrote: I accidently axed a guy said I was sorry to him, then he punched me so I axed his head off.

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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby Stickymayhem » Sun Aug 12, 2018 8:02 pm #432659

Fuck mosquito's they contribute nothing to the ecosystem and are low sentience.

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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby teepeepee » Sun Aug 12, 2018 8:05 pm #432660

What do you mean they contribute nothing? They're part of the food chain. Also stop being such babies, you've got tons of extra blood plus you generate more if you lose a bit, let the small fellows be (you should probbly not leave wet containters near your house if you don't want them there, it's on you).

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Unread postby Stickymayhem » Sun Aug 12, 2018 8:07 pm #432663

They offer so little anything that eating them is virtually worthless for ant animal. Removing them from existence entirely would affect no ecosystem on earth.

We know this because we're trying to stop the diseases they spread and need to make sure we won't fuck shit by sterilizing them all.

We won't. They are worthless.

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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby Lazengann » Sun Aug 12, 2018 8:08 pm #432664

they make me itchy

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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby Grazyn » Sun Aug 12, 2018 8:10 pm #432665

The pain they give makes me feel alive

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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby CreationPro » Sun Aug 12, 2018 8:16 pm #432666

teepeepee wrote:(you should probbly not leave wet containters near your house if you don't want them there, it's on you).


YOU ASKED FOR IT LMAO

"SHOULDN'T HAVE VALUABLES IN YOUR HOUSE IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO STEAL THEM" - Burglars
"SHOULDN'T DRESS PROVOCATIVELY IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO TOUCH YOU PLACES" - Rapists and pedophiles
"SHOULDN'T LOOK SO JUICY IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO CHOP YOU UP" - Serial killers
"SHOULDN'T HAVE WATER CONTAINERS IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO BITE YOU" - Mosquitoes

Mosquitoes are the burglars, rapists, pedophiles and serial killers of the Insecta world. Nuke 'em.
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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby teepeepee » Sun Aug 12, 2018 8:23 pm #432671

CreationPro wrote:YOU ASKED FOR IT LMAO

"SHOULDN'T HAVE VALUABLES IN YOUR HOUSE IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO STEAL THEM" - Burglars
"SHOULDN'T DRESS PROVOCATIVELY IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO TOUCH YOU PLACES" - Rapists and pedophiles
"SHOULDN'T LOOK SO JUICY IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO CHOP YOU UP" - Serial killers
"SHOULDN'T HAVE WATER CONTAINERS IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO BITE YOU" - Mosquitoes

Mosquitoes are the burglars, rapists, pedophiles and serial killers of the Insecta world. Nuke 'em.

Where's the lie though, you're the "intelligent" species and you know leaving wet containers (probably for no reason, just lazyness) will attract little friends to them. Time to genocide mosquitoues I guess, way easier than just flipping that water filled bowl you have in your garden for some reason lmao.
I bet you're one of those people who instead of being clean would rather auschwitz their house to the point of having to spend some days away, just to get rid of poor little frens that arrived there by no fault of their own

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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby Screemonster » Sun Aug 12, 2018 8:25 pm #432673

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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby CreationPro » Sun Aug 12, 2018 8:29 pm #432674

teepeepee wrote:Where's the lie though, you're the "intelligent" species and you know leaving wet containers (probably for no reason, just lazyness) will attract little friends to them. Time to genocide mosquitoues I guess, way easier than just flipping that water filled bowl you have in your garden for some reason lmao.


We are intelligent enough to genocide the scum of even the Insecta world. Nobody likes the mosquitoes. Even the mosquitoes don't like mosquitoes.
We should and will genocide the mosquitoes when we can. You go out camping near a lake? lmao mosquitoes there to succ you!
You go out in the open anytime during a summer evening if you live anywhere even remotely near to a river? lmao mosquitoes there to succ you!
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idk what this is referring to so maybe?
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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby TheWiznard » Sun Aug 12, 2018 8:33 pm #432677

what if like 50 years from now we discover plants have thoughts, whawt are oyoiu goona do then sticky die/ because u vbve abeen eating alive plants ur hole life?? yeah thatsz what I thought
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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby teepeepee » Sun Aug 12, 2018 8:34 pm #432678

waaah waaah really small creatures are doing the noisey noise and bitey bite when I choose to go near them :' (
CreationPro wrote:idk what this is referring to so maybe?

"Fumigation is a method of pest control that completely fills an area with gaseous pesticides—or fumigants—to suffocate or poison the pests within."

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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby CreationPro » Sun Aug 12, 2018 8:39 pm #432679

teepeepee wrote:waaah waaah really small creatures are doing the noisey noise and bitey bite when I choose to go near them :' (

Living a life of theft and crime is their choice, smashing them flat is mine. Swift justice in the form of SMACC to the criminals of SUCC.

teepeepee wrote:I bet you're one of those people who instead of being clean would rather auschwitz their house to the point of having to spend some days away, just to get rid of poor little frens that arrived there by no fault of their own

teepeepee wrote:
CreationPro wrote:idk what this is referring to so maybe?

"Fumigation is a method of pest control that completely fills an area with gaseous pesticides—or fumigants—to suffocate or poison the pests within."

They entered my house uninvited, violating the NAP, therefore I am free to retaliate using my recreational flamethrower.
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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby IkeTG » Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:20 pm #432683

I'm eating fried moths
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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby Stickymayhem » Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:21 pm #432684

TheWiznard wrote:what if like 50 years from now we discover plants have thoughts, whawt are oyoiu goona do then sticky die/ because u vbve abeen eating alive plants ur hole life?? yeah thatsz what I thought


Mfw this is literally occurring to you but with animals you unethical fuck

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Unread postby CosmicScientist » Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:23 pm #432688

Stickymayhem wrote:
TheWiznard wrote:what if like 50 years from now we discover plants have thoughts, whawt are oyoiu goona do then sticky die/ because u vbve abeen eating alive plants ur hole life?? yeah thatsz what I thought


Mfw this is literally occurring to you but with animals you unethical fuck

Fuck, I'm so sorry, Sticky, I didn't know you were dying because you ate animals your whole life.
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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby Stickymayhem » Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:32 pm #432692

CosmicScientist wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
TheWiznard wrote:what if like 50 years from now we discover plants have thoughts, whawt are oyoiu goona do then sticky die/ because u vbve abeen eating alive plants ur hole life?? yeah thatsz what I thought


Mfw this is literally occurring to you but with animals you unethical fuck

Fuck, I'm so sorry, Sticky, I didn't know you were dying because you ate animals your whole life.


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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby CosmicScientist » Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:33 pm #432694

Oxford's still around? I miss him.
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jesus.

couldn't have said it better myself.

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this is a REALLY good thread, thank you cosmic

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You now have one "get out of ban free" card

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It's like one of my "whos who in NTR" but with ACTUAL thought and creativity. Good job!

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Wyzack wrote:this is true art

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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby teepeepee » Sun Aug 12, 2018 10:13 pm #432710

All this talk about mosquitoes gave me a great idea: Mothsquitoes by entering an uncalibrated teleporter.

Going back on-topic though, someone brought exotic animals (some boars and deer) to my country's south and they're ruining everything, so government is giving a free pass on hunting them if you take a course for identifying the native species and avoid killing them (big, big money if you accidentally do). I've always wanted to hunt and my uncle lives nearby, bonding soon!

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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby CreationPro » Sun Aug 12, 2018 10:32 pm #432719

teepeepee wrote:All this talk about mosquitoes gave me a great idea: Mothsquitoes by entering an uncalibrated teleporter.

Going back on-topic though, someone brought exotic animals (some boars and deer) to my country's south and they're ruining everything, so government is giving a free pass on hunting them if you take a course for identifying the native species and avoid killing them (big, big money if you accidentally do). I've always wanted to hunt and my uncle lives nearby, bonding soon!

Happy hunting!
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