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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby Stickymayhem » Sun Aug 12, 2018 10:34 pm #432721

teepeepee wrote:All this talk about mosquitoes gave me a great idea: Mothsquitoes by entering an uncalibrated teleporter.

Going back on-topic though, someone brought exotic animals (some boars and deer) to my country's south and they're ruining everything, so government is giving a free pass on hunting them if you take a course for identifying the native species and avoid killing them (big, big money if you accidentally do). I've always wanted to hunt and my uncle lives nearby, bonding soon!


>Murdering helpless sentient creatures for recreation and profit



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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby CreationPro » Sun Aug 12, 2018 10:39 pm #432725

Stickymayhem wrote:
teepeepee wrote:All this talk about mosquitoes gave me a great idea: Mothsquitoes by entering an uncalibrated teleporter.

Going back on-topic though, someone brought exotic animals (some boars and deer) to my country's south and they're ruining everything, so government is giving a free pass on hunting them if you take a course for identifying the native species and avoid killing them (big, big money if you accidentally do). I've always wanted to hunt and my uncle lives nearby, bonding soon!


>Murdering helpless sentient creatures for recreation and profit

>abloo bloo murdur
it's an invasive species you doof
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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby Stickymayhem » Sun Aug 12, 2018 10:42 pm #432726

CreationPro wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
teepeepee wrote:All this talk about mosquitoes gave me a great idea: Mothsquitoes by entering an uncalibrated teleporter.

Going back on-topic though, someone brought exotic animals (some boars and deer) to my country's south and they're ruining everything, so government is giving a free pass on hunting them if you take a course for identifying the native species and avoid killing them (big, big money if you accidentally do). I've always wanted to hunt and my uncle lives nearby, bonding soon!


>Murdering helpless sentient creatures for recreation and profit

>abloo bloo murdur
it's an invasive species you doof


>Humans enter foreign land
>Humans bring animals against their will to foreign land
>Animals multiply because that's what they do
>WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE THESE ANIMALS HERE
>Start killing off animals
>"Invasive Species"
>"""INVASIVE SPECIES"""

There's like 9 better ways to deal with 'invasive' species if they really need to be removed.

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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby teepeepee » Sun Aug 12, 2018 10:44 pm #432727

Stickymayhem wrote:>Murdering helpless sentient creatures for recreation and profit

Recreation yes, no profit really, can't even eat the boars cause they eat garbage from our open air dumpsites and all have trichinosis (my uncle says you can eat it if you cook it for really long, but it tastes like shit). The deer on the other hand, people are feasting on them, they breed like rabbits and they're displacing the native species and fucking up tons of plants and stuff by overeating; good part is they're fucking huge compared to the local deerlet, so there's almost no chance you fuck up.

Also boars are not defenseless at all, they got thick hide and they're strong AF, I've been told not to miss or leave them alone, if they chase you they're not stopping until one of you is dead (or it gets exhausted).

I gotta learn how to shoot first though haha, baby steps! I might even get around dumb gun laws if I get a hunters permit.

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Unread postby IkeTG » Sun Aug 12, 2018 10:52 pm #432730

I kill animals for pleasure
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Unread postby Lazengann » Sun Aug 12, 2018 10:55 pm #432731

Sticky you don't understand the wild pig problem, they breed so fucking fast that any of your nonharmful solutions are impossible
>sterilize them
There's too fucking MANY and if we could catch them all we wouldn't need to shoot them
>leave them alone
They're destroying all the fields your veggies are grown in

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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby Stickymayhem » Sun Aug 12, 2018 10:58 pm #432733

There are hormonal bait methods that work fine.

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Unread postby Lazengann » Sun Aug 12, 2018 10:59 pm #432734

And then what

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Unread postby TheWiznard » Sun Aug 12, 2018 10:59 pm #432735

when an animal tells me to stop killing them and eating their delicious flesh I'll stop. but until then there is nothing stopping me from continuing to eat animals

people have been eating them long enough that if they minded being eaten they would have done something by now
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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby teepeepee » Sun Aug 12, 2018 11:00 pm #432736

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pudú

sticky you horrible monster, do you really want this little buddy to become extint because of some dumb foreign deers some asshole brought?

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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby CreationPro » Sun Aug 12, 2018 11:00 pm #432737

Stickymayhem wrote:
CreationPro wrote:
Stickymayhem wrote:
teepeepee wrote:All this talk about mosquitoes gave me a great idea: Mothsquitoes by entering an uncalibrated teleporter.

Going back on-topic though, someone brought exotic animals (some boars and deer) to my country's south and they're ruining everything, so government is giving a free pass on hunting them if you take a course for identifying the native species and avoid killing them (big, big money if you accidentally do). I've always wanted to hunt and my uncle lives nearby, bonding soon!


>Murdering helpless sentient creatures for recreation and profit

>abloo bloo murdur
it's an invasive species you doof


>Humans enter foreign land
>Humans bring animals against their will to foreign land
>Animals multiply because that's what they do
>WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE THESE ANIMALS HERE
>Start killing off animals
>"Invasive Species"
>"""INVASIVE SPECIES"""

There's like 9 better ways to deal with 'invasive' species if they really need to be removed.

The problem with you sticks is that you refuse to accept the fact the humanity is a dominant species that climbed up via violence, not necessarily by choice, but by the structure of nature. Nature isn't nice. Nature is, whether you like it or not, survival of the fittest. You kill or be killed, eat or be eaten. If humanity didn't adapt via tools and weapons we'd be either gone or weak: we don't have claws or teeth to protect ourselves, we don't run all that fast and we aren't as agile as some other animals. We were just better at survival and eventually came to dominate nature. That's why we eat meat: our ancestors were hunters and were good at it.

You base your argument on "but you shouldn't be here" and "it's foreign", but who's native then? Animals? Fish? Algae? Bacteria? Well, one just replaces and outperforms the other. Your morals are irrelevant in the natural order.
Everything you enjoy right now is a direct consequence of being able to take it by force. Anything you do to make yourself feel good about that fact, essentially, irrelevant to everyone but you and like-minded people.
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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby TheWiznard » Sun Aug 12, 2018 11:01 pm #432738

teepeepee wrote:https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pudú

sticky you horrible monster, do you really want this little buddy to become extint because of some dumb foreign deers some asshole brought?


when animals kill other animals sticky doesn't care
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Unread postby TheWiznard » Sun Aug 12, 2018 11:03 pm #432739

wait what the fuck sticky this is unfair! are you saying I can't eat animals but animals can eat all the animals they want?? wtf man you fucking speciest
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Unread postby ThanatosRa » Sun Aug 12, 2018 11:51 pm #432745

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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby ShadowDimentio » Mon Aug 13, 2018 12:19 am #432748

Stickymayhem wrote:
teepeepee wrote:All this talk about mosquitoes gave me a great idea: Mothsquitoes by entering an uncalibrated teleporter.

Going back on-topic though, someone brought exotic animals (some boars and deer) to my country's south and they're ruining everything, so government is giving a free pass on hunting them if you take a course for identifying the native species and avoid killing them (big, big money if you accidentally do). I've always wanted to hunt and my uncle lives nearby, bonding soon!


>Murdering helpless sentient creatures for recreation and profit


The literal smoothbrain take. Killing animals is bad so clearly we should let them crash the ecosystem and kill all other life in the area before dying themselves because KILLING THINGS IS BAAAAD
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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby ShadowDimentio » Mon Aug 13, 2018 12:20 am #432750

TheWiznard wrote:
teepeepee wrote:https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pudú

sticky you horrible monster, do you really want this little buddy to become extint because of some dumb foreign deers some asshole brought?


when animals kill other animals sticky doesn't care


Tfw humans aren't allowed to kill other animals becayse DURRR MORALS

Fuck you I want meat
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Unread postby CosmicScientist » Mon Aug 13, 2018 12:22 am #432751

Stickymayhem wrote:>Humans enter foreign land
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>"""INVASIVE SPECIES"""

There's like 9 better ways to deal with 'invasive' species if they really need to be removed.

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Unread postby Super Aggro Crag » Mon Aug 13, 2018 12:27 am #432755

Maybe if stickymayhem died the world would be a better place
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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby ShadowDimentio » Mon Aug 13, 2018 12:37 am #432757

CreationPro wrote:If humanity didn't adapt via tools and weapons we'd be either gone or weak: we don't have claws or teeth to protect ourselves, we don't run all that fast and we aren't as agile as some other animals. We were just better at survival and eventually came to dominate nature. That's why we eat meat: our ancestors were hunters and were good at it.


Strong disagree on the "humans are weak" argument. Humans aren't just supremely intelligent (though that's a BIG part of our success), we are among other things the best endurance runners on earth and the only creatures able to throw things with any particular force. Pair these two things with our extremely advanced social abilities and you'll realize we're the apex predators for a reason.

All early humans had to do to kill things was pelt them with rocks before they fled, after which they'd be chased until they passed out and got stabbed to death. It's an EXTREMELY effective strategy.
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Unread postby IkeTG » Mon Aug 13, 2018 12:44 am #432758

After gaining supernatural powers from watching a radioactive episode of matlock, I have now retroactively changed all the biology of all animals that exist. They will now eventually all die. That will be all.
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Unread postby CreationPro » Mon Aug 13, 2018 1:47 am #432766

ShadowDimentio wrote:Strong disagree on the "humans are weak" argument. Humans aren't just supremely intelligent (though that's a BIG part of our success), we are among other things the best endurance runners on earth and the only creatures able to throw things with any particular force. Pair these two things with our extremely advanced social abilities and you'll realize we're the apex predators for a reason.

All early humans had to do to kill things was pelt them with rocks before they fled, after which they'd be chased until they passed out and got stabbed to death. It's an EXTREMELY effective strategy.

See, you are bringing strategy and intelligence into this, as well as the grip (thank your thumb/pinky combo for that), I was talking about basic physical prowess.
No fangs/claws to fight, slower than a wolf/boar/birds, weaker than regular predators like wolves and tigers. I doubt a man would be able to easily kill, say, a cow bare-handed. Maybe after a long and messy fight the cow would just give up, but most likely it would just kick the dude in the jaw. Rabbits and birds would easily outrun/outmaneuver a man without a bow. Catching fish bare-handed is very difficult, although not impossible. All in all, take intelligence and grip from a man and he is done for.
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Unread postby ShadowDimentio » Mon Aug 13, 2018 2:16 am #432769

CreationPro wrote:See, you are bringing strategy and intelligence into this, as well as the grip (thank your thumb/pinky combo for that), I was talking about basic physical prowess.
No fangs/claws to fight, slower than a wolf/boar/birds, weaker than regular predators like wolves and tigers. I doubt a man would be able to easily kill, say, a cow bare-handed. Maybe after a long and messy fight the cow would just give up, but most likely it would just kick the dude in the jaw. Rabbits and birds would easily outrun/outmaneuver a man without a bow. Catching fish bare-handed is very difficult, although not impossible. All in all, take intelligence and grip from a man and he is done for.
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Of course, when you take intelligence and grip into consideration, we have a whole different story.


You're deliberately putting the humans in an unreasonably bad situation. A fit human man with a spear (a weapon we've had back since forever) could put up a competent fight against most all of the animals on that list, though in a straight up fight they would probably wind up severely injured or also dead. The only time other animals ever really stand a chance is in an ambush, which is something true of every animal.
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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby Ayy Lemoh » Mon Aug 13, 2018 2:18 am #432770

Stickymayhem wrote:dont do an unethic

if we eat the meat then they'll #unbully sticky but sticky will be sad
if we don't eat the meat then they'll never #unbully sticky but sticky will be happy

this is one hell of an ultimatum

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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby CreationPro » Mon Aug 13, 2018 2:20 am #432772

ShadowDimentio wrote:You're deliberately putting the humans in an unreasonably bad situation. A fit human man with a spear (a weapon we've had back since forever) could put up a competent fight against most all of the animals on that list, though in a straight up fight they would probably wind up severely injured or also dead. The only time other animals ever really stand a chance is in an ambush, which is something true of every animal.

CreationPro wrote:If humanity didn't adapt via tools and weapons we'd be either gone or weak: ...

Your argument doesn't exactly conflict with mine, does it?
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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby IkeTG » Mon Aug 13, 2018 2:25 am #432773

I'm VORING meat right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby Ayy Lemoh » Mon Aug 13, 2018 2:26 am #432774

IkeTG wrote:I'm VORING meat right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

don't do it, ike

it won't bring sticky back

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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby IkeTG » Mon Aug 13, 2018 2:32 am #432775

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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby CreationPro » Mon Aug 13, 2018 2:57 am #432778

Meat and bananas with ketchup and milk?
What kind of troglodyte grub is that
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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby IkeTG » Mon Aug 13, 2018 3:02 am #432780

Look pal, I'm eating food that I earned under my roof with my money. There's no room for judgement in there.
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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby IkeTG » Mon Aug 13, 2018 3:03 am #432781

also that's not ketchup it's a vinaigrette salad dressing
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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby CreationPro » Mon Aug 13, 2018 3:18 am #432784

IkeTG wrote:Look pal, I'm eating food that I earned under my roof with my money. There's no room for judgement in there.

Understandable, please pardon my insensitivity
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Unread postby ThanatosRa » Mon Aug 13, 2018 3:39 am #432787

i just thew up in my mouth a little
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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby obscolene » Mon Aug 13, 2018 4:11 am #432792

CreationPro wrote:Meat and bananas with ketchup and milk?
What kind of troglodyte grub is that
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Unread postby oranges » Mon Aug 13, 2018 6:59 am #432795

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Unread postby lntigracy » Mon Aug 13, 2018 10:03 pm #432854

obscolene wrote:
CreationPro wrote:Meat and bananas with ketchup and milk?
What kind of troglodyte grub is that










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Unread postby lntigracy » Mon Aug 13, 2018 10:04 pm #432855

Today I'm making really spicy carnitas (pork) for dinner.

Tomorrow I'm going to make pork stir fry for dinner.

I'm gonna eat that whole pig.

Buy pork loins at Costco and chop them yourself.










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Unread postby ShadowDimentio » Mon Aug 13, 2018 10:19 pm #432857

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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby CreationPro » Mon Aug 13, 2018 10:24 pm #432858

smart shopper, costco's real good for buying in bulk
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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby teepeepee » Mon Aug 13, 2018 11:01 pm #432865

I bought sausages in bulk and will be eating them for days to come. Anyone else doing fun, healthy diets? I'm currently doing OMAD and stuffing myself like a turkey at night, then being a light boy all day, sometimes I even forego my one meal since it feels that much better when you eat the next time.

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Unread postby CreationPro » Mon Aug 13, 2018 11:02 pm #432867

No special diets, just delicious and healthy home-cooked food :)
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<hornygranny> host is rouge
<Ikarrus> blow the admins

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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby IkeTG » Mon Aug 13, 2018 11:11 pm #432872

I have fasted under the red moon, and I am a vegan again
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Unread postby bman » Tue Aug 14, 2018 12:26 am #432884

you guys ever tasted veal
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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby lntigracy » Tue Aug 14, 2018 1:58 am #432904

Since this is about food, you should pick up Secret Aardvark habanero sauce.

It's good.

9 bucks a bottle.

But it's good.

Or get this on amazon for 43 bucks:
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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby Cobby » Tue Aug 14, 2018 3:34 am #432917

CreationPro wrote:
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you on grindr
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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby CreationPro » Tue Aug 14, 2018 4:27 am #432926

Cobby wrote:you on grindr

had to look it up to understand the joke
it's an okay joke i rate 8/10
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<scaredofshadows> I randomly take buttons away from people
<scaredofshadows> because I am now rogue
<hornygranny> host is rouge
<Ikarrus> blow the admins

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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby Anonmare » Tue Aug 14, 2018 5:39 pm #433008

I want to eat a person tbh
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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby DemonFiren » Tue Aug 14, 2018 5:59 pm #433013

Anonmare wrote:I want to eat a person tbh

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Re: *eats a meat*

Unread postby CreationPro » Tue Aug 14, 2018 7:52 pm #433020

Terry the Moth, Melody Jean the roboticist and S.O.L. the cyborg.
I will not change my avatar but if I did I'd have this good KVADRATNIY boy.
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Old quotes and stuff
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<Pretendo> well Ia ksed in banbus
<AurxSS13> IA KSED! IA KSED! THE BLACK TYPO WITH A THOUSAND ERRORS!

<scaredofshadows> I randomly take buttons away from people
<scaredofshadows> because I am now rogue
<hornygranny> host is rouge
<Ikarrus> blow the admins

trytryagain66 wrote: I accidently axed a guy said I was sorry to him, then he punched me so I axed his head off.

Hibbles wrote:Man, I love CP. I wish we had more CP on the server.

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