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Re: MORDHAU

Postby Lumbermancer » Fri May 24, 2019 3:30 pm #495325

can't deal with the block timing, can't deal with double swings where I block first hit but guy lands second and I can't block it. feels to much like a fighting game
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Re: MORDHAU

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Fri May 24, 2019 4:22 pm #495330

If u play with me ill let u win
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Re: MORDHAU

Postby XSI » Fri May 24, 2019 7:26 pm #495344

Yeah, the parry timing is rough on some weapons
And sometimes my brain fails and I end up just flailing my weapon at the enemy instead of trying the smart thing with feints and chambering and so on

The worst part is that I don't seem to do any worse just flailing at the enemy than I do playing it smart

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Re: MORDHAU

Postby Qbmax32 » Fri May 24, 2019 9:26 pm #495360

Lumbermancer wrote:can't deal with the block timing, can't deal with double swings where I block first hit but guy lands second and I can't block it. feels to much like a fighting game



Your ripostes are not interruptible so you can parry one attack and trade with the second guy or just cancel your riposte into a second parry. 1vX is basically impossible at the moment against remotely competent people who don't just mash LMB.

Parry timing is just practice honestly, I know it's parroted everywhere but just keep an eye on the TIP of your enemies weapon since that's the part with the most reach that will wrap around your parry if you're aiming at their chest or something.
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Re: MORDHAU

Postby Malkraz » Fri May 24, 2019 9:37 pm #495362

how the fuck do i beat shield + rapier
its just a stalemate with him mashing stab until his buddies show up to play the game for him
Franklin Khan says, " Well I know who I'm metagrudging from now on "
Istoprocent: You and Rock Steele definitely metabuddies, proving metacomms will take time but eventually people will figure it out.
Declan Cooper asks, " does rock steel have autism? "
Erik489: Malkraz, I gotta ask, and please be honest. Do you metacomm with Rock Steel?
Lumbermancer: also rock should be killed every round
Willy Willee says, " And he kept spam-tabling me, while his metafriend came over "
ATHATH: Rock Steel, I fucking hate you with a passion. I was alive on the station for less than a minute, you absolute cunt you CREMATING ASSHOLE I GENUINELY *HATE* YOU
Adam Karlsson says, " i just want rock " Shaun McFall says, " you know you'll get harshly punished for this right " Adam Karlsson says, " oh i know "
Aidan Duncan says, " Once again, Rock Steel is the fucking worst person on the station "
Twaticus: malk i hate you why do you ruin everything
Alijah Petrov says, " Actually then, im just gonna start robusting rock steel every time i see him "
Adolph Weinstein says, " I like how we have a wizard onboard, and the only person causing shit is Rock "
[Common] Most Likely Malfunction states, " BORG RETURN TO THE CLONEER AND ISPOSE OF ROCK STEELS BODY. "

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Re: MORDHAU

Postby Nalzul » Fri May 24, 2019 9:58 pm #495366

The short answer is git gud and kick and/or be able to attack his side where he isn't blocking it (which isn't the easiest)
The real answer is fuck shields those goddamn bastards deserve to rot in hell for turtling. Although if the coward is spamming stab you can also just chamber the stab and let them drain their stamina until they get disarmed.

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Re: MORDHAU

Postby Qbmax32 » Fri May 24, 2019 10:15 pm #495368

Malkraz wrote:how the fuck do i beat shield + rapier
its just a stalemate with him mashing stab until his buddies show up to play the game for him



Kick, kick and then kick some more.


Kicks have a range buff against shields and guarantee a hit if the kick lands. With a shield up it’s impossible to walk backwards from a kick AND you can morph attacks into kicks to fake them into blocking thus allowing you to hit your kick


Most rapier players are braindead retards that spam stab so just chamber and morph the chamber into a kick for ez damage
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feem wrote:i tried to send canisters of urine to the station but ended up turning all oxygen into urine and breaking lavaland and also breathing

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Re: MORDHAU

Postby XSI » Sat May 25, 2019 12:51 am #495382

They really shouldn't have unbanned those cheaters
Playing against a guy who instakills every horse near them+riders, even full health ones
And he has an aimbot for his parries and chambers. Seems to also perfectly morph everything and hits around all shields and most people's parries

Why do people do this?
I know parries are hard to time and all, but do you really think anyone is impressed by a score of 100 kills in frontline when everyone can spectate you and see you do a 180 to perfectly parry a thrown weapon that came from behind you?
Especially if you then do another 180 to hit the person you were fighting before that parry?
At least the guy admitted to it, by saying we deserved it for using horses

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Re: MORDHAU

Postby Malkraz » Sat May 25, 2019 1:14 am #495383

>Kicks have a range buff against shields and guarantee a hit if the kick lands.
why lie
Franklin Khan says, " Well I know who I'm metagrudging from now on "
Istoprocent: You and Rock Steele definitely metabuddies, proving metacomms will take time but eventually people will figure it out.
Declan Cooper asks, " does rock steel have autism? "
Erik489: Malkraz, I gotta ask, and please be honest. Do you metacomm with Rock Steel?
Lumbermancer: also rock should be killed every round
Willy Willee says, " And he kept spam-tabling me, while his metafriend came over "
ATHATH: Rock Steel, I fucking hate you with a passion. I was alive on the station for less than a minute, you absolute cunt you CREMATING ASSHOLE I GENUINELY *HATE* YOU
Adam Karlsson says, " i just want rock " Shaun McFall says, " you know you'll get harshly punished for this right " Adam Karlsson says, " oh i know "
Aidan Duncan says, " Once again, Rock Steel is the fucking worst person on the station "
Twaticus: malk i hate you why do you ruin everything
Alijah Petrov says, " Actually then, im just gonna start robusting rock steel every time i see him "
Adolph Weinstein says, " I like how we have a wizard onboard, and the only person causing shit is Rock "
[Common] Most Likely Malfunction states, " BORG RETURN TO THE CLONEER AND ISPOSE OF ROCK STEELS BODY. "

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Re: MORDHAU

Postby HommandoSA » Sat May 25, 2019 3:24 am #495391

Malkraz wrote:>Kicks have a range buff against shields and guarantee a hit if the kick lands.
why lie

>He can't beat shields with the kick buff.

Look at this shitter.

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Re: MORDHAU

Postby SaveVatznick » Sat May 25, 2019 4:51 am #495399

Malkraz wrote:>Kicks have a range buff against shields and guarantee a hit if the kick lands.
why lie


Malk, versus Shield Rapier, use your brain a bit. In Frontlines, it's kind of hard to strategize, since he usually has friends nearby. Usually, when Xv1ing, I tend to swing wide or vertically, and target not the person I'm facing (since they will parry), but the person who is winding up to attack me. If, for example, you are in a 2v1, wind up to vertically slash the person who isn't the Rapier/shield, then shift your focus to them. usually, you will bait them into going for a stab, and once you drag into the, they'll take the hit. Then, all you need to do is alternate, and maybe kick-morph the same person.

In a 1v1, it becomes a no-brainer to make quick work of someone with Shield Rapier, as long as you have a 2-Hit Kill on them. You morph to kick them, and take your free hit, and then stab chamber to swing them when they retaliate. It should take around five seconds to do that. If you have more time, just kick them again. I know it's hard to not get feinted out by stab feint spam, or get outspeeded, but once you figure out how to drag around the shield, chamber correctly, and knowing the context when to kick, you'll make short work of them. As always, a 2/3/Xv1 matchup is going to be a coinflip because 2 people who may or may not know what they're doing versus you is going to be a hard matchup.

Just keep your spirits high, and maybe try out some different weapons. I find I have an easier time dealing with Shieldyboys when using a draggier or stabbier weapon, since it's easier to go around the shield or bait them into dropping it in an attempt to strike.
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Re: MORDHAU

Postby Malkraz » Sat May 25, 2019 5:45 am #495405

I know how to counterplay it the thing is that the counterplay is ineffective and they still succeed in the 1 thing they can do: stall until someone comes to play the game for them. Kicks do not guarantee a follow-up, at least not with the weapons I've used.
Franklin Khan says, " Well I know who I'm metagrudging from now on "
Istoprocent: You and Rock Steele definitely metabuddies, proving metacomms will take time but eventually people will figure it out.
Declan Cooper asks, " does rock steel have autism? "
Erik489: Malkraz, I gotta ask, and please be honest. Do you metacomm with Rock Steel?
Lumbermancer: also rock should be killed every round
Willy Willee says, " And he kept spam-tabling me, while his metafriend came over "
ATHATH: Rock Steel, I fucking hate you with a passion. I was alive on the station for less than a minute, you absolute cunt you CREMATING ASSHOLE I GENUINELY *HATE* YOU
Adam Karlsson says, " i just want rock " Shaun McFall says, " you know you'll get harshly punished for this right " Adam Karlsson says, " oh i know "
Aidan Duncan says, " Once again, Rock Steel is the fucking worst person on the station "
Twaticus: malk i hate you why do you ruin everything
Alijah Petrov says, " Actually then, im just gonna start robusting rock steel every time i see him "
Adolph Weinstein says, " I like how we have a wizard onboard, and the only person causing shit is Rock "
[Common] Most Likely Malfunction states, " BORG RETURN TO THE CLONEER AND ISPOSE OF ROCK STEELS BODY. "

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Re: MORDHAU

Postby Qbmax32 » Sat May 25, 2019 6:11 am #495409

Malkraz wrote:I know how to counterplay it the thing is that the counterplay is ineffective and they still succeed in the 1 thing they can do: stall until someone comes to play the game for them. Kicks do not guarantee a follow-up, at least not with the weapons I've used.



You aren’t doing it fast enough. It literally says in the patch notes that kicks have extra range against held blocks (shields) and stunlock them for longer then anyone else, guaranteeing a hit. You have to do the follow up pretty much as soon as you kick to guarantee it.
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Malkraz wrote:can you stop posting this shit

Nalzul wrote:Fuck Blob (can you imagine how hot it would be to be gangbanged by a bunch of blobbernauts, the blob, and spores)

Wyzack wrote:qbmax your pathetic display of abhorrent burgercraft has brought shame onto the omnivores

Plapatin wrote:i AM the senate

BONERMASTER wrote:I am a big thinker, and it would only be logical if my character had a big head as well. And glasses. Because only people that think, wear glasses.

feem wrote:i tried to send canisters of urine to the station but ended up turning all oxygen into urine and breaking lavaland and also breathing

Anonmare wrote:Each post in this thread can't settle on what it wants to be, but yet, each one is more cursed than the last.

Beesting12 wrote:please write an apology to this forums, this community, the host, and the internet as a whole for the data storage space you wasted with this complaint.

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afelinidisfinetoo wrote:By the way, the person who posted that catgirl porn on the github page was me. If anyone wants my private stash just PM me

Nervere wrote:Anything for a femoid.....

Qbopper wrote:I'm a dumb poopy butthead

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Re: MORDHAU

Postby Qbmax32 » Sat May 25, 2019 6:33 am #495411



footage of me killing a rapier/shield user with the slowest weapon in the game with nothing but kicks and their guaranteed followups
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datorangebottle wrote:what, not having to act like customer service in a volunteer customer service position?

Here's a rebuttal: you're literally in a customer service slash celebrity position. Volunteer or not.

Malkraz wrote:can you stop posting this shit

Nalzul wrote:Fuck Blob (can you imagine how hot it would be to be gangbanged by a bunch of blobbernauts, the blob, and spores)

Wyzack wrote:qbmax your pathetic display of abhorrent burgercraft has brought shame onto the omnivores

Plapatin wrote:i AM the senate

BONERMASTER wrote:I am a big thinker, and it would only be logical if my character had a big head as well. And glasses. Because only people that think, wear glasses.

feem wrote:i tried to send canisters of urine to the station but ended up turning all oxygen into urine and breaking lavaland and also breathing

Anonmare wrote:Each post in this thread can't settle on what it wants to be, but yet, each one is more cursed than the last.

Beesting12 wrote:please write an apology to this forums, this community, the host, and the internet as a whole for the data storage space you wasted with this complaint.

Vile Beggar wrote:i don't like this thread

imsxz wrote:nervore

FantasticFwoosh wrote:I will whisper sweet nothings that will confuse and perhaps scare you a little, but enhance the experience no-less.

afelinidisfinetoo wrote:By the way, the person who posted that catgirl porn on the github page was me. If anyone wants my private stash just PM me

Nervere wrote:Anything for a femoid.....

Qbopper wrote:I'm a dumb poopy butthead

CitrusGender wrote:god i love it when people feed me my own fried legs

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Re: MORDHAU

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Sat May 25, 2019 1:15 pm #495428

hey qbmax did you like the thing i did last night where after you killed me i swapped to a more haggard version of the loadout i was playing until i got my smile back
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Re: MORDHAU

Postby Malkraz » Sat May 25, 2019 1:35 pm #495432

I've been seeking out rapier + shield niggers and stabs seem probably guaranteed if ur immediate with it, but the swings are still like 50/50
I'll try turning into it more next time
Franklin Khan says, " Well I know who I'm metagrudging from now on "
Istoprocent: You and Rock Steele definitely metabuddies, proving metacomms will take time but eventually people will figure it out.
Declan Cooper asks, " does rock steel have autism? "
Erik489: Malkraz, I gotta ask, and please be honest. Do you metacomm with Rock Steel?
Lumbermancer: also rock should be killed every round
Willy Willee says, " And he kept spam-tabling me, while his metafriend came over "
ATHATH: Rock Steel, I fucking hate you with a passion. I was alive on the station for less than a minute, you absolute cunt you CREMATING ASSHOLE I GENUINELY *HATE* YOU
Adam Karlsson says, " i just want rock " Shaun McFall says, " you know you'll get harshly punished for this right " Adam Karlsson says, " oh i know "
Aidan Duncan says, " Once again, Rock Steel is the fucking worst person on the station "
Twaticus: malk i hate you why do you ruin everything
Alijah Petrov says, " Actually then, im just gonna start robusting rock steel every time i see him "
Adolph Weinstein says, " I like how we have a wizard onboard, and the only person causing shit is Rock "
[Common] Most Likely Malfunction states, " BORG RETURN TO THE CLONEER AND ISPOSE OF ROCK STEELS BODY. "

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Re: MORDHAU

Postby Qbmax32 » Sat May 25, 2019 4:04 pm #495438

yeah if u want the slash you have to accel it by turning into it


the best way to think about accels/drags is to use the edges of your monitor as a crosshair, there's more to it then that w/ footwork and making a drag seem like an accel or an accel seem like a drag but
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datorangebottle wrote:what, not having to act like customer service in a volunteer customer service position?

Here's a rebuttal: you're literally in a customer service slash celebrity position. Volunteer or not.

Malkraz wrote:can you stop posting this shit

Nalzul wrote:Fuck Blob (can you imagine how hot it would be to be gangbanged by a bunch of blobbernauts, the blob, and spores)

Wyzack wrote:qbmax your pathetic display of abhorrent burgercraft has brought shame onto the omnivores

Plapatin wrote:i AM the senate

BONERMASTER wrote:I am a big thinker, and it would only be logical if my character had a big head as well. And glasses. Because only people that think, wear glasses.

feem wrote:i tried to send canisters of urine to the station but ended up turning all oxygen into urine and breaking lavaland and also breathing

Anonmare wrote:Each post in this thread can't settle on what it wants to be, but yet, each one is more cursed than the last.

Beesting12 wrote:please write an apology to this forums, this community, the host, and the internet as a whole for the data storage space you wasted with this complaint.

Vile Beggar wrote:i don't like this thread

imsxz wrote:nervore

FantasticFwoosh wrote:I will whisper sweet nothings that will confuse and perhaps scare you a little, but enhance the experience no-less.

afelinidisfinetoo wrote:By the way, the person who posted that catgirl porn on the github page was me. If anyone wants my private stash just PM me

Nervere wrote:Anything for a femoid.....

Qbopper wrote:I'm a dumb poopy butthead

CitrusGender wrote:god i love it when people feed me my own fried legs

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Re: MORDHAU

Postby Lumbermancer » Mon May 27, 2019 9:02 pm #495730

Hell yeah 11 kills 8 deaths. The secret was to get on a horsey, all my m&b experience paid off.
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Re: MORDHAU

Postby XSI » Mon May 27, 2019 9:19 pm #495732

Horses are easy mode
Especially on camp and with a spear. But even if it's easy mode, it's fun to just run around and also to run at others on a horse.
Jousting or cavalry maps when?

I think balance is a bit fucked at the moment, but at least it's still fun

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Re: MORDHAU

Postby Qbmax32 » Mon Jun 03, 2019 2:42 pm #496581

I think some stuff is just annoying to play against rather then being op imo
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datorangebottle wrote:what, not having to act like customer service in a volunteer customer service position?

Here's a rebuttal: you're literally in a customer service slash celebrity position. Volunteer or not.

Malkraz wrote:can you stop posting this shit

Nalzul wrote:Fuck Blob (can you imagine how hot it would be to be gangbanged by a bunch of blobbernauts, the blob, and spores)

Wyzack wrote:qbmax your pathetic display of abhorrent burgercraft has brought shame onto the omnivores

Plapatin wrote:i AM the senate

BONERMASTER wrote:I am a big thinker, and it would only be logical if my character had a big head as well. And glasses. Because only people that think, wear glasses.

feem wrote:i tried to send canisters of urine to the station but ended up turning all oxygen into urine and breaking lavaland and also breathing

Anonmare wrote:Each post in this thread can't settle on what it wants to be, but yet, each one is more cursed than the last.

Beesting12 wrote:please write an apology to this forums, this community, the host, and the internet as a whole for the data storage space you wasted with this complaint.

Vile Beggar wrote:i don't like this thread

imsxz wrote:nervore

FantasticFwoosh wrote:I will whisper sweet nothings that will confuse and perhaps scare you a little, but enhance the experience no-less.

afelinidisfinetoo wrote:By the way, the person who posted that catgirl porn on the github page was me. If anyone wants my private stash just PM me

Nervere wrote:Anything for a femoid.....

Qbopper wrote:I'm a dumb poopy butthead

CitrusGender wrote:god i love it when people feed me my own fried legs

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Re: MORDHAU

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Mon Jun 03, 2019 9:30 pm #496634

i fucking love getting 1 shot beartrap kills on frontline cuz some dipshit minmaxed his torso and head armor and wears a really long skirt to hide his skinny chicken legs
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Re: MORDHAU

Postby HommandoSA » Tue Jun 04, 2019 6:45 am #496690

Super Aggro Crag wrote:i fucking love getting 1 shot beartrap kills on frontline cuz some dipshit minmaxed his torso and head armor and wears a really long skirt to hide his skinny chicken legs


You don't have to call me out like that.

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Re: MORDHAU

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Tue Jun 04, 2019 12:20 pm #496703

But i chose to regardless
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Re: MORDHAU

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Sun Jun 09, 2019 2:57 am #497251

UPDATE

JAVELINS

JAVELINS

JAVELINS
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Re: MORDHAU

Postby Qbmax32 » Fri Jun 14, 2019 6:49 pm #498354

Game performance and ping getting worse for everyone each update? Can’t find a server under 70 ping most of the time and I can’t even play frontline anymore on medium-low above 60 FPS when I could run it on high-ultra on release with 70-90
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Here's a rebuttal: you're literally in a customer service slash celebrity position. Volunteer or not.

Malkraz wrote:can you stop posting this shit

Nalzul wrote:Fuck Blob (can you imagine how hot it would be to be gangbanged by a bunch of blobbernauts, the blob, and spores)

Wyzack wrote:qbmax your pathetic display of abhorrent burgercraft has brought shame onto the omnivores

Plapatin wrote:i AM the senate

BONERMASTER wrote:I am a big thinker, and it would only be logical if my character had a big head as well. And glasses. Because only people that think, wear glasses.

feem wrote:i tried to send canisters of urine to the station but ended up turning all oxygen into urine and breaking lavaland and also breathing

Anonmare wrote:Each post in this thread can't settle on what it wants to be, but yet, each one is more cursed than the last.

Beesting12 wrote:please write an apology to this forums, this community, the host, and the internet as a whole for the data storage space you wasted with this complaint.

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afelinidisfinetoo wrote:By the way, the person who posted that catgirl porn on the github page was me. If anyone wants my private stash just PM me

Nervere wrote:Anything for a femoid.....

Qbopper wrote:I'm a dumb poopy butthead

CitrusGender wrote:god i love it when people feed me my own fried legs

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Re: MORDHAU

Postby Qbmax32 » Mon Jun 17, 2019 11:45 pm #499055

Yeah, this game is unironically going down the shitter. Poorer performance and ping every update, no communication from the devs on what's next or when anything is getting fixed, tons of netcode issues on servers etc etc.

Steam reviews have already gone from positive to mixed and it's bleeding players daily.

I got my 120 hours or so of fun out of it so I guess that's fine but it sucks that the devs seem to have taken their money and fucked off with no regards for the community.
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datorangebottle wrote:what, not having to act like customer service in a volunteer customer service position?

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Malkraz wrote:can you stop posting this shit

Nalzul wrote:Fuck Blob (can you imagine how hot it would be to be gangbanged by a bunch of blobbernauts, the blob, and spores)

Wyzack wrote:qbmax your pathetic display of abhorrent burgercraft has brought shame onto the omnivores

Plapatin wrote:i AM the senate

BONERMASTER wrote:I am a big thinker, and it would only be logical if my character had a big head as well. And glasses. Because only people that think, wear glasses.

feem wrote:i tried to send canisters of urine to the station but ended up turning all oxygen into urine and breaking lavaland and also breathing

Anonmare wrote:Each post in this thread can't settle on what it wants to be, but yet, each one is more cursed than the last.

Beesting12 wrote:please write an apology to this forums, this community, the host, and the internet as a whole for the data storage space you wasted with this complaint.

Vile Beggar wrote:i don't like this thread

imsxz wrote:nervore

FantasticFwoosh wrote:I will whisper sweet nothings that will confuse and perhaps scare you a little, but enhance the experience no-less.

afelinidisfinetoo wrote:By the way, the person who posted that catgirl porn on the github page was me. If anyone wants my private stash just PM me

Nervere wrote:Anything for a femoid.....

Qbopper wrote:I'm a dumb poopy butthead

CitrusGender wrote:god i love it when people feed me my own fried legs

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Re: MORDHAU

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Mon Jun 17, 2019 11:55 pm #499058

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Re: MORDHAU

Postby wubli » Tue Jun 18, 2019 12:25 am #499065

i suck but it's very fun
it was cheap but it's sad it's dying and i didn't get to play more than 8 hours
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Re: MORDHAU

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Tue Jun 18, 2019 12:45 am #499068

wubli wrote:i suck but it's very fun
it was cheap but it's sad it's dying and i didn't get to play more than 8 hours

its ok people say every game is FINISHED ITS DEAD ITS OVER if it doesn't have weekly content dumps and twitch streamers putting their tits out while playing
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Re: MORDHAU

Postby XSI » Tue Jun 18, 2019 12:45 am #499069

It was nice while it lasted I suppose but I don't particularly care enough about the game to really keep playing anyway
Maybe I'll check back every month or so but eh

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Re: MORDHAU

Postby Qbmax32 » Wed Jun 19, 2019 5:44 pm #499501

removed this trashpile from my steam library tbh, not worth the headache with the awful performance


thought patch 7 was going to be the saving grace but we got a shitty half baked map and some new overtuned weapons instead
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Spoiler:
datorangebottle wrote:what, not having to act like customer service in a volunteer customer service position?

Here's a rebuttal: you're literally in a customer service slash celebrity position. Volunteer or not.

Malkraz wrote:can you stop posting this shit

Nalzul wrote:Fuck Blob (can you imagine how hot it would be to be gangbanged by a bunch of blobbernauts, the blob, and spores)

Wyzack wrote:qbmax your pathetic display of abhorrent burgercraft has brought shame onto the omnivores

Plapatin wrote:i AM the senate

BONERMASTER wrote:I am a big thinker, and it would only be logical if my character had a big head as well. And glasses. Because only people that think, wear glasses.

feem wrote:i tried to send canisters of urine to the station but ended up turning all oxygen into urine and breaking lavaland and also breathing

Anonmare wrote:Each post in this thread can't settle on what it wants to be, but yet, each one is more cursed than the last.

Beesting12 wrote:please write an apology to this forums, this community, the host, and the internet as a whole for the data storage space you wasted with this complaint.

Vile Beggar wrote:i don't like this thread

imsxz wrote:nervore

FantasticFwoosh wrote:I will whisper sweet nothings that will confuse and perhaps scare you a little, but enhance the experience no-less.

afelinidisfinetoo wrote:By the way, the person who posted that catgirl porn on the github page was me. If anyone wants my private stash just PM me

Nervere wrote:Anything for a femoid.....

Qbopper wrote:I'm a dumb poopy butthead

CitrusGender wrote:god i love it when people feed me my own fried legs

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Re: MORDHAU

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Wed Jun 19, 2019 6:50 pm #499509

Works on my build
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Re: MORDHAU

Postby SaveVatznick » Wed Jun 19, 2019 7:34 pm #499526

I'm also having framerate issues and the connection slowing you described. I don't think it's a trashpile or dying, I just think the casuals are filtering out like they did with Chivalry.
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Re: MORDHAU

Postby Qbmax32 » Wed Jun 19, 2019 7:50 pm #499531

I’d play it more if it actually ran properly. I got my 130 hours of fun so I guess it’s not that big of a deal but
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Spoiler:
datorangebottle wrote:what, not having to act like customer service in a volunteer customer service position?

Here's a rebuttal: you're literally in a customer service slash celebrity position. Volunteer or not.

Malkraz wrote:can you stop posting this shit

Nalzul wrote:Fuck Blob (can you imagine how hot it would be to be gangbanged by a bunch of blobbernauts, the blob, and spores)

Wyzack wrote:qbmax your pathetic display of abhorrent burgercraft has brought shame onto the omnivores

Plapatin wrote:i AM the senate

BONERMASTER wrote:I am a big thinker, and it would only be logical if my character had a big head as well. And glasses. Because only people that think, wear glasses.

feem wrote:i tried to send canisters of urine to the station but ended up turning all oxygen into urine and breaking lavaland and also breathing

Anonmare wrote:Each post in this thread can't settle on what it wants to be, but yet, each one is more cursed than the last.

Beesting12 wrote:please write an apology to this forums, this community, the host, and the internet as a whole for the data storage space you wasted with this complaint.

Vile Beggar wrote:i don't like this thread

imsxz wrote:nervore

FantasticFwoosh wrote:I will whisper sweet nothings that will confuse and perhaps scare you a little, but enhance the experience no-less.

afelinidisfinetoo wrote:By the way, the person who posted that catgirl porn on the github page was me. If anyone wants my private stash just PM me

Nervere wrote:Anything for a femoid.....

Qbopper wrote:I'm a dumb poopy butthead

CitrusGender wrote:god i love it when people feed me my own fried legs

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Re: MORDHAU

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Wed Jun 19, 2019 8:21 pm #499544

I only get frame drops on crossroads when i face towards the sun
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Re: MORDHAU

Postby Snuffleupagus » Thu Jun 20, 2019 8:27 pm #499817

does this game have ERP?

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Re: MORDHAU

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Thu Jun 20, 2019 8:48 pm #499827

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Re: MORDHAU

Postby Super Aggro Crag » Sat Jun 22, 2019 8:27 pm #500247

it was updated
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Re: MORDHAU

Postby Qbmax32 » Sat Jun 22, 2019 11:16 pm #500284

>cpu optimizations
God yes
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epic gamer quote compilation
Spoiler:
datorangebottle wrote:what, not having to act like customer service in a volunteer customer service position?

Here's a rebuttal: you're literally in a customer service slash celebrity position. Volunteer or not.

Malkraz wrote:can you stop posting this shit

Nalzul wrote:Fuck Blob (can you imagine how hot it would be to be gangbanged by a bunch of blobbernauts, the blob, and spores)

Wyzack wrote:qbmax your pathetic display of abhorrent burgercraft has brought shame onto the omnivores

Plapatin wrote:i AM the senate

BONERMASTER wrote:I am a big thinker, and it would only be logical if my character had a big head as well. And glasses. Because only people that think, wear glasses.

feem wrote:i tried to send canisters of urine to the station but ended up turning all oxygen into urine and breaking lavaland and also breathing

Anonmare wrote:Each post in this thread can't settle on what it wants to be, but yet, each one is more cursed than the last.

Beesting12 wrote:please write an apology to this forums, this community, the host, and the internet as a whole for the data storage space you wasted with this complaint.

Vile Beggar wrote:i don't like this thread

imsxz wrote:nervore

FantasticFwoosh wrote:I will whisper sweet nothings that will confuse and perhaps scare you a little, but enhance the experience no-less.

afelinidisfinetoo wrote:By the way, the person who posted that catgirl porn on the github page was me. If anyone wants my private stash just PM me

Nervere wrote:Anything for a femoid.....

Qbopper wrote:I'm a dumb poopy butthead

CitrusGender wrote:god i love it when people feed me my own fried legs

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Re: MORDHAU

Postby Lazengann » Sun Jun 23, 2019 5:49 pm #500419

the eveningstar is the best weapon in the game

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