Need more black market uplink stuff!

[JusticeGoat]

What if we had the option to buy fake ID's cards with no access and can not be inserted into id consoles, they are printed with a single name and job that can't be changed after you buy it? (only sec officers can see if its fake by inspecting it like the captain and fake disks)

More homemade or bulky armor, a shield?

I'll come up with some more ideas for it later.

[blackdav123]

bartender should be able to tell a fake ID from a real one

[Farquaar]

I want to make a crappy fake ID out of paper and crayon

[Itseasytosee2me]

Black market is a cool concept but currently its kinda whatever. Id rather focus our illicit non-uplink weapons on improvised ones. Maybe modular weapon crafting? Wouldn’t that be nifty.

[Farquaar]

Maybe modular weapon crafting? Wouldn’t that be nifty.

This would truly usher in a new era

[BrianBackslide]

Put all the access locked cargo items on it.

[JusticeGoat]

what about a single use electronic key/hacking tool called a "ice pick" that can unlock locked crates for lots of money?

[kayozz]

Syndicate Balloon but can be popped and emits a random gas or virus.

[Arcanemusic]

What if we had the option to buy fake ID's cards with no access and can not be inserted into id consoles, they are printed with a single name and job that can't be changed after you buy it? (only sec officers can see if its fake by inspecting it like the captain and fake disks)

Unbelievably soulful, will look at following freeze

[Shadowflame909]

I wish that kung fu black market PR got merged.

But what if there was a Synthetic Dummy. Which upon injecting some of your blood turns into a complete clone of you that appears to be catonic. Only thing that gives them away is that they don't come with the outerwear you start with and any touch/hit/shove causes them to turn into a puddle of blood. (Pretty much a simple mob)

Good for winning my MRP court case when I can prove I was in botany all shift

[blackdav123]

I wish that kung fu black market PR got merged.

But what if there was a Synthetic Dummy. Which upon injecting some of your blood turns into a complete clone of you that appears to be catonic. Only thing that gives them away is that they don't come with the outerwear you start with and any touch/hit/shove causes them to turn into a puddle of blood. (Pretty much a simple mob)

Good for winning my MRP court case when I can prove I was in botany all shift

you can basically do this in 20 seconds in genetics

[JusticeGoat]

I wish that kung fu black market PR got merged.

But what if there was a Synthetic Dummy. Which upon injecting some of your blood turns into a complete clone of you that appears to be catonic. Only thing that gives them away is that they don't come with the outerwear you start with and any touch/hit/shove causes them to turn into a puddle of blood. (Pretty much a simple mob)

Good for winning my MRP court case when I can prove I was in botany all shift

you can basically do this in 20 seconds in genetics

The point of the uplink is to make things accessible to other jobs/assistants who might not be able to enter science

[blackdav123]

I wish that kung fu black market PR got merged.

But what if there was a Synthetic Dummy. Which upon injecting some of your blood turns into a complete clone of you that appears to be catonic. Only thing that gives them away is that they don't come with the outerwear you start with and any touch/hit/shove causes them to turn into a puddle of blood. (Pretty much a simple mob)

Good for winning my MRP court case when I can prove I was in botany all shift

you can basically do this in 20 seconds in genetics

The point of the uplink is to make things accessible to other jobs/assistants who might not be able to enter science

you can enter genetics on most of the maps using an oxygen tank to smash your way through one windoor

the point of the uplink is to give access to fun niche/contraband items that are either hard to obtain or unable to be obtained any other way

[kayozz]

Traitor Curator should be able to get a book that allows you to summon those stick figure mobs, has three uses. Ghost role lolz. They are subservient to their summoner.

[warbluke]

some sort of motorized skateboard that runs on plasma and breaks bones when you collide with people. Your bones and theirs.

[Not-Dorsidarf]

"I HATE SECURITY" pins that make secbots arrest the wearer and you can stick them on people who arent paying attention too

[blackdav123]

"I HATE SECURITY" pins that make secbots arrest the wearer and you can stick them on people who arent paying attention too

speedmerge