Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby Iatots » Sat Aug 25, 2018 12:04 pm #435049

What the fuck I was looking up a sauce name (andalouse) in the supermarket on my smartphone and the search bar autocompleted to the sauce instead of the place the sauce takes the name from! Fucking android tracking me down to the fucking isle of the supermarket!



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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby Screemonster » Sat Aug 25, 2018 1:06 pm #435058

to be fair I'm pretty sure more people consume or want to purchase andalouse sauce than actually go to andalouse

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby CosmicScientist » Sat Aug 25, 2018 4:29 pm #435132

Search engines only work well because they base results over what people go to after searching.

You may notice differences when searching via different countries/service branches.
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A rolling stone gathers moss and it's nice to remember what's been said, recent or distant, even in no particular order, otherwise I may forget my moss.
Armhulen wrote:same, for the second time

DrPillzRedux wrote:Thanks for the new avatar.

MrEousTranger wrote:Cosmic- you are the best poster and I think the most original member here, also great art

Nilons wrote:These comics are actually the best thing on the forums

Supper Aggro Crag wrote:Thank you

John_Oxford wrote:sweet.

jesus.

couldn't have said it better myself.

one oxford point for you.

Kor wrote:Best post of the month

danno wrote:that post was art

Quanti wrote:truly cosmic is the hero we need

NikNakFlak wrote:This is quality af

PKPenguin321 wrote:nice try i am immune

this is a REALLY good thread, thank you cosmic

Wyzack wrote:Certified good thread

Qbopper wrote:That card you made of me is awesome, you even managed to work my suggestion in

You now have one "get out of ban free" card

peoplearestrange wrote:Im pinning the shit out of this. This needs to be saved.
It's like one of my "whos who in NTR" but with ACTUAL thought and creativity. Good job!

oranges wrote:Hey, now this is a scrabulous post

Wyzack wrote:this is true art

Nilons wrote:That's because if you use art as an analogy, cosmic is painting eloquent well worded posts while you're throwing cans of saghetti at a wal

Armhulen wrote:this thread is secretly a cosmic goldmine

PKPenguin321 wrote:
Anonmare wrote:You don't have to tell me what happened but you do need to eat this bowl of soup

you have to eat ALL the eggs

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby Anonmare » Sat Aug 25, 2018 5:12 pm #435159

I've noticed that search engines are getting a little too accurate with their predictions. I wanted to look up someone obscure after watching a video on them, typed two letters of their name and google had their name as the top suggestion.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby Malkevin » Sat Aug 25, 2018 5:20 pm #435164

I had to call up my doctor's the other day to book an appointment, not my usual doctor either, afterwards I made a calendar entry through the calendar app.
I typed in Telephone.

It suggested: Appointment, with, Dr, [x]

Wtf?
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby CosmicScientist » Sat Aug 25, 2018 5:20 pm #435165

That just means you picked a normie and you are a normie.

Which reminds me, if I search my IC name I no longer find my EVE Online account but I can find mentions of myself from 2014.
https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=35&t=1153
I'm in a couple random pastebins from 2014 too.


>Dr X
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_X_(film)
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Captain Hutbeard, at yer service if the booty be ready fer it!
Spoiler:
A rolling stone gathers moss and it's nice to remember what's been said, recent or distant, even in no particular order, otherwise I may forget my moss.
Armhulen wrote:same, for the second time

DrPillzRedux wrote:Thanks for the new avatar.

MrEousTranger wrote:Cosmic- you are the best poster and I think the most original member here, also great art

Nilons wrote:These comics are actually the best thing on the forums

Supper Aggro Crag wrote:Thank you

John_Oxford wrote:sweet.

jesus.

couldn't have said it better myself.

one oxford point for you.

Kor wrote:Best post of the month

danno wrote:that post was art

Quanti wrote:truly cosmic is the hero we need

NikNakFlak wrote:This is quality af

PKPenguin321 wrote:nice try i am immune

this is a REALLY good thread, thank you cosmic

Wyzack wrote:Certified good thread

Qbopper wrote:That card you made of me is awesome, you even managed to work my suggestion in

You now have one "get out of ban free" card

peoplearestrange wrote:Im pinning the shit out of this. This needs to be saved.
It's like one of my "whos who in NTR" but with ACTUAL thought and creativity. Good job!

oranges wrote:Hey, now this is a scrabulous post

Wyzack wrote:this is true art

Nilons wrote:That's because if you use art as an analogy, cosmic is painting eloquent well worded posts while you're throwing cans of saghetti at a wal

Armhulen wrote:this thread is secretly a cosmic goldmine

PKPenguin321 wrote:
Anonmare wrote:You don't have to tell me what happened but you do need to eat this bowl of soup

you have to eat ALL the eggs

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby CosmicScientist » Tue Aug 28, 2018 6:18 am #435848

>48 hours awake
>where is my sleep hormone
>go to bed
>1 hour's sleep... maybe... not entirely sure
>get worried
>can't sleep
I don't like not feeling tired and my medication is supposed to ease me to sleep. My only feeling of tiredness is a killer headache that I need paracetamol to abate.
Go appreciate Nienhaus.
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Captain Hutbeard, at yer service if the booty be ready fer it!
Spoiler:
A rolling stone gathers moss and it's nice to remember what's been said, recent or distant, even in no particular order, otherwise I may forget my moss.
Armhulen wrote:same, for the second time

DrPillzRedux wrote:Thanks for the new avatar.

MrEousTranger wrote:Cosmic- you are the best poster and I think the most original member here, also great art

Nilons wrote:These comics are actually the best thing on the forums

Supper Aggro Crag wrote:Thank you

John_Oxford wrote:sweet.

jesus.

couldn't have said it better myself.

one oxford point for you.

Kor wrote:Best post of the month

danno wrote:that post was art

Quanti wrote:truly cosmic is the hero we need

NikNakFlak wrote:This is quality af

PKPenguin321 wrote:nice try i am immune

this is a REALLY good thread, thank you cosmic

Wyzack wrote:Certified good thread

Qbopper wrote:That card you made of me is awesome, you even managed to work my suggestion in

You now have one "get out of ban free" card

peoplearestrange wrote:Im pinning the shit out of this. This needs to be saved.
It's like one of my "whos who in NTR" but with ACTUAL thought and creativity. Good job!

oranges wrote:Hey, now this is a scrabulous post

Wyzack wrote:this is true art

Nilons wrote:That's because if you use art as an analogy, cosmic is painting eloquent well worded posts while you're throwing cans of saghetti at a wal

Armhulen wrote:this thread is secretly a cosmic goldmine

PKPenguin321 wrote:
Anonmare wrote:You don't have to tell me what happened but you do need to eat this bowl of soup

you have to eat ALL the eggs

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby DemonFiren » Tue Aug 28, 2018 10:12 am #435864

if x-files is any indication you'll eventually develop psychic powers potent enough to make people's bodies believe the hallucinations you induce in them
so keep it up and you can have someone burn to death without ever touching a lighter
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby CosmicScientist » Tue Aug 28, 2018 9:54 pm #435924

Downing a tablet. See you tomorrow. I'll keep you posted if I ever get to burn someone to death without ever touching a lighter. But we'll have to trade murder targets so both of us have an alibi even though we individually have the right motive.
Go appreciate Nienhaus.
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Captain Hutbeard, at yer service if the booty be ready fer it!
Spoiler:
A rolling stone gathers moss and it's nice to remember what's been said, recent or distant, even in no particular order, otherwise I may forget my moss.
Armhulen wrote:same, for the second time

DrPillzRedux wrote:Thanks for the new avatar.

MrEousTranger wrote:Cosmic- you are the best poster and I think the most original member here, also great art

Nilons wrote:These comics are actually the best thing on the forums

Supper Aggro Crag wrote:Thank you

John_Oxford wrote:sweet.

jesus.

couldn't have said it better myself.

one oxford point for you.

Kor wrote:Best post of the month

danno wrote:that post was art

Quanti wrote:truly cosmic is the hero we need

NikNakFlak wrote:This is quality af

PKPenguin321 wrote:nice try i am immune

this is a REALLY good thread, thank you cosmic

Wyzack wrote:Certified good thread

Qbopper wrote:That card you made of me is awesome, you even managed to work my suggestion in

You now have one "get out of ban free" card

peoplearestrange wrote:Im pinning the shit out of this. This needs to be saved.
It's like one of my "whos who in NTR" but with ACTUAL thought and creativity. Good job!

oranges wrote:Hey, now this is a scrabulous post

Wyzack wrote:this is true art

Nilons wrote:That's because if you use art as an analogy, cosmic is painting eloquent well worded posts while you're throwing cans of saghetti at a wal

Armhulen wrote:this thread is secretly a cosmic goldmine

PKPenguin321 wrote:
Anonmare wrote:You don't have to tell me what happened but you do need to eat this bowl of soup

you have to eat ALL the eggs

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby DemonFiren » Tue Aug 28, 2018 10:37 pm #435933

if you want you can also make them believe they're facing a firing squad
really, it's up to your imagination
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby CosmicScientist » Wed Aug 29, 2018 1:31 pm #436037

rip superpowers, I had ~14, if broken, hours of sleep and a couple of cases of waking up without memory for ~3 seconds, probably due to the tablet I took.

If I want to make an imaginary firing squad now, I'll just have to find some orks and a wooden gun and then get arrested for having a fake gun.
Go appreciate Nienhaus.
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Captain Hutbeard, at yer service if the booty be ready fer it!
Spoiler:
A rolling stone gathers moss and it's nice to remember what's been said, recent or distant, even in no particular order, otherwise I may forget my moss.
Armhulen wrote:same, for the second time

DrPillzRedux wrote:Thanks for the new avatar.

MrEousTranger wrote:Cosmic- you are the best poster and I think the most original member here, also great art

Nilons wrote:These comics are actually the best thing on the forums

Supper Aggro Crag wrote:Thank you

John_Oxford wrote:sweet.

jesus.

couldn't have said it better myself.

one oxford point for you.

Kor wrote:Best post of the month

danno wrote:that post was art

Quanti wrote:truly cosmic is the hero we need

NikNakFlak wrote:This is quality af

PKPenguin321 wrote:nice try i am immune

this is a REALLY good thread, thank you cosmic

Wyzack wrote:Certified good thread

Qbopper wrote:That card you made of me is awesome, you even managed to work my suggestion in

You now have one "get out of ban free" card

peoplearestrange wrote:Im pinning the shit out of this. This needs to be saved.
It's like one of my "whos who in NTR" but with ACTUAL thought and creativity. Good job!

oranges wrote:Hey, now this is a scrabulous post

Wyzack wrote:this is true art

Nilons wrote:That's because if you use art as an analogy, cosmic is painting eloquent well worded posts while you're throwing cans of saghetti at a wal

Armhulen wrote:this thread is secretly a cosmic goldmine

PKPenguin321 wrote:
Anonmare wrote:You don't have to tell me what happened but you do need to eat this bowl of soup

you have to eat ALL the eggs

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby CosmicScientist » Mon Sep 03, 2018 4:28 pm #437167

My storage harddisk I cannibalised from my last PC might be dead or dying gamers.

Back up regularly.


I can't even find it in disk management. I assume all I can do is open it up, disconnect and reconnect it. If that fails, cry.
Go appreciate Nienhaus.
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Captain Hutbeard, at yer service if the booty be ready fer it!
Spoiler:
A rolling stone gathers moss and it's nice to remember what's been said, recent or distant, even in no particular order, otherwise I may forget my moss.
Armhulen wrote:same, for the second time

DrPillzRedux wrote:Thanks for the new avatar.

MrEousTranger wrote:Cosmic- you are the best poster and I think the most original member here, also great art

Nilons wrote:These comics are actually the best thing on the forums

Supper Aggro Crag wrote:Thank you

John_Oxford wrote:sweet.

jesus.

couldn't have said it better myself.

one oxford point for you.

Kor wrote:Best post of the month

danno wrote:that post was art

Quanti wrote:truly cosmic is the hero we need

NikNakFlak wrote:This is quality af

PKPenguin321 wrote:nice try i am immune

this is a REALLY good thread, thank you cosmic

Wyzack wrote:Certified good thread

Qbopper wrote:That card you made of me is awesome, you even managed to work my suggestion in

You now have one "get out of ban free" card

peoplearestrange wrote:Im pinning the shit out of this. This needs to be saved.
It's like one of my "whos who in NTR" but with ACTUAL thought and creativity. Good job!

oranges wrote:Hey, now this is a scrabulous post

Wyzack wrote:this is true art

Nilons wrote:That's because if you use art as an analogy, cosmic is painting eloquent well worded posts while you're throwing cans of saghetti at a wal

Armhulen wrote:this thread is secretly a cosmic goldmine

PKPenguin321 wrote:
Anonmare wrote:You don't have to tell me what happened but you do need to eat this bowl of soup

you have to eat ALL the eggs

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby CosmicScientist » Fri Sep 07, 2018 7:33 pm #438104

>sign up for a job searching site because it demands it to apply for a job which requires another sign up on a recruiter's site
>start getting a lot of emails
>"Hey I read your CV and..."
>£13-14 wage trainee telecoms surveyor, weekly travel required
>wonder what experience, or lack thereof on my CV, makes me more qualified for this than the local wageslave wyevale saying zero experience = will only consider me for <12 hours per week on the tills
It doesn't sound bad except for just over half the work being paperwork done at home. I can't imagine work ethic staying healthy if anyone past trainee doesn't get some form of office space.

I can only hope this gets me somewhere because I can barely get responses from applications where I beg for minimum wage oh please I'm still under 25, you don't have to pay me as much as someone more qualified, with five drug addictions, fifty tattoos and a useless degree, is that not reason enough to hire me on the spot? Oh is it because I have a diploma and you think I'll run away as soon as I can because I will not because I can? Oh it's because I'm 23 and with no experience. I'll just curl up in the corner then and cry into steam with my student loan I never spent.
Go appreciate Nienhaus.
Image
Captain Hutbeard, at yer service if the booty be ready fer it!
Spoiler:
A rolling stone gathers moss and it's nice to remember what's been said, recent or distant, even in no particular order, otherwise I may forget my moss.
Armhulen wrote:same, for the second time

DrPillzRedux wrote:Thanks for the new avatar.

MrEousTranger wrote:Cosmic- you are the best poster and I think the most original member here, also great art

Nilons wrote:These comics are actually the best thing on the forums

Supper Aggro Crag wrote:Thank you

John_Oxford wrote:sweet.

jesus.

couldn't have said it better myself.

one oxford point for you.

Kor wrote:Best post of the month

danno wrote:that post was art

Quanti wrote:truly cosmic is the hero we need

NikNakFlak wrote:This is quality af

PKPenguin321 wrote:nice try i am immune

this is a REALLY good thread, thank you cosmic

Wyzack wrote:Certified good thread

Qbopper wrote:That card you made of me is awesome, you even managed to work my suggestion in

You now have one "get out of ban free" card

peoplearestrange wrote:Im pinning the shit out of this. This needs to be saved.
It's like one of my "whos who in NTR" but with ACTUAL thought and creativity. Good job!

oranges wrote:Hey, now this is a scrabulous post

Wyzack wrote:this is true art

Nilons wrote:That's because if you use art as an analogy, cosmic is painting eloquent well worded posts while you're throwing cans of saghetti at a wal

Armhulen wrote:this thread is secretly a cosmic goldmine

PKPenguin321 wrote:
Anonmare wrote:You don't have to tell me what happened but you do need to eat this bowl of soup

you have to eat ALL the eggs

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby Takeguru » Sat Sep 08, 2018 3:55 am #438240

Chain stores are almost always hiring and there's only a 50/50 chance you'll consider suicide a month in
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby Malkevin » Sat Sep 08, 2018 10:36 am #438265

CosmicScientist wrote:>sign up for a job searching site because it demands it to apply for a job which requires another sign up on a recruiter's site
>start getting a lot of emails
>"Hey I read your CV and..."
>£13-14 wage trainee telecoms surveyor, weekly travel required
>wonder what experience, or lack thereof on my CV, makes me more qualified for this than the local wageslave wyevale saying zero experience = will only consider me for <12 hours per week on the tills
It doesn't sound bad except for just over half the work being paperwork done at home. I can't imagine work ethic staying healthy if anyone past trainee doesn't get some form of office space.

I can only hope this gets me somewhere because I can barely get responses from applications where I beg for minimum wage oh please I'm still under 25, you don't have to pay me as much as someone more qualified, with five drug addictions, fifty tattoos and a useless degree, is that not reason enough to hire me on the spot? Oh is it because I have a diploma and you think I'll run away as soon as I can because I will not because I can? Oh it's because I'm 23 and with no experience. I'll just curl up in the corner then and cry into steam with my student loan I never spent.


Is it this job?
https://www.cv-library.co.uk/job/208453 ... um=organic

Looks decent enough, although alarm bells start ringing when there's an out of place americanism on a UK job.
Identify customers network and review proposed methods of construction to ensure that all local, state, federal requirements are in compliance


Make sure you ask what their training scheme actually is, because any type of survey work isn't the type of thing any bum off the street can do without being taught how to do it.
As an aside, I know fibre splicers can make a lot of money.

Also ask if you'd be an employee of them or a contractor, if turns out you're a contractor be very sceptical - not only do they not have to pay you holidays, you'll probably have to do you own tax returns, and you have zero employee rights because you're not technically an employee (meaning they can fire you for anything).
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby CosmicScientist » Sat Sep 08, 2018 4:00 pm #438283

Yes it's that one. I will ask then. Oh and do tell me if I made a mistake by putting my actual mobile number onto CV library because unless I'm mistaken, whoever sent me that email also rang me at the end of business hours on Friday when I was away from the phone.


Takeguru wrote:Chain stores are almost always hiring and there's only a 50/50 chance you'll consider suicide a month in

Not hiring me apparently and even volunteer organisations appear to not like me unless I have family friends in them. Then again I can't be arsed to learn the right answers for 40 question quizzes to go work in a tescos on the other end of the county or to not be contacted again after cheerfully showing up for an interview to closer ones.
Go appreciate Nienhaus.
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Captain Hutbeard, at yer service if the booty be ready fer it!
Spoiler:
A rolling stone gathers moss and it's nice to remember what's been said, recent or distant, even in no particular order, otherwise I may forget my moss.
Armhulen wrote:same, for the second time

DrPillzRedux wrote:Thanks for the new avatar.

MrEousTranger wrote:Cosmic- you are the best poster and I think the most original member here, also great art

Nilons wrote:These comics are actually the best thing on the forums

Supper Aggro Crag wrote:Thank you

John_Oxford wrote:sweet.

jesus.

couldn't have said it better myself.

one oxford point for you.

Kor wrote:Best post of the month

danno wrote:that post was art

Quanti wrote:truly cosmic is the hero we need

NikNakFlak wrote:This is quality af

PKPenguin321 wrote:nice try i am immune

this is a REALLY good thread, thank you cosmic

Wyzack wrote:Certified good thread

Qbopper wrote:That card you made of me is awesome, you even managed to work my suggestion in

You now have one "get out of ban free" card

peoplearestrange wrote:Im pinning the shit out of this. This needs to be saved.
It's like one of my "whos who in NTR" but with ACTUAL thought and creativity. Good job!

oranges wrote:Hey, now this is a scrabulous post

Wyzack wrote:this is true art

Nilons wrote:That's because if you use art as an analogy, cosmic is painting eloquent well worded posts while you're throwing cans of saghetti at a wal

Armhulen wrote:this thread is secretly a cosmic goldmine

PKPenguin321 wrote:
Anonmare wrote:You don't have to tell me what happened but you do need to eat this bowl of soup

you have to eat ALL the eggs

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby Deitus » Sun Sep 09, 2018 12:11 am #438361

>read story about a man living in his family house
>man's house has a spirit
>he fucks it
>house spirit gets pregnant
>house spirit gives birth to a second floor
>he keeps fucking the house spirit
>ends up making a skyscraper
japan what in the actual fuck is wrong with you
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby XSI » Sun Sep 09, 2018 12:49 am #438365

>Fucking it once creates another floor
>Fucking it more creates more floors

Logic checks out. What is the problem?

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby Deitus » Sun Sep 09, 2018 1:59 am #438371

i-i guess
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby Screemonster » Sun Sep 09, 2018 2:22 am #438373

last time I saw a skyscraper getting fucked in the media we went to war over it

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby Deitus » Sun Sep 09, 2018 3:37 am #438380

ok i laughed
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby ColonicAcid » Sun Sep 09, 2018 12:24 pm #438464

I dunno what to tell you bro but high turnover jobs (aka anything that deals with customers who are 50% of the time rude spastics) are always hiring.

You're going to get underpaid and your mental health will more than likely suffer from the abuse but a jobs a job.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby Malkevin » Sun Sep 09, 2018 1:02 pm #438467

Oh, another way these companies fuck you in the arse is making you pay a deposit for the van and a monthly fee afterwards. Hardly a benefit if they're making you sublease their lease on a fleet vehicle.

Oh and check how much they're paying for mileage, for some reason companies can pay you less than the 45p/mile you're entitled to, even though you can claim the rest back on your income tax if you do self assessment tax.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby CosmicScientist » Fri Sep 14, 2018 4:12 am #439536

I don't find waking up and then staying in bed for 30min to 2 hours to be fun. It's like a nightmare I can't escape, mostly because I fall asleep and have a self conscious nightmare about being incapacitated.
Go appreciate Nienhaus.
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Captain Hutbeard, at yer service if the booty be ready fer it!
Spoiler:
A rolling stone gathers moss and it's nice to remember what's been said, recent or distant, even in no particular order, otherwise I may forget my moss.
Armhulen wrote:same, for the second time

DrPillzRedux wrote:Thanks for the new avatar.

MrEousTranger wrote:Cosmic- you are the best poster and I think the most original member here, also great art

Nilons wrote:These comics are actually the best thing on the forums

Supper Aggro Crag wrote:Thank you

John_Oxford wrote:sweet.

jesus.

couldn't have said it better myself.

one oxford point for you.

Kor wrote:Best post of the month

danno wrote:that post was art

Quanti wrote:truly cosmic is the hero we need

NikNakFlak wrote:This is quality af

PKPenguin321 wrote:nice try i am immune

this is a REALLY good thread, thank you cosmic

Wyzack wrote:Certified good thread

Qbopper wrote:That card you made of me is awesome, you even managed to work my suggestion in

You now have one "get out of ban free" card

peoplearestrange wrote:Im pinning the shit out of this. This needs to be saved.
It's like one of my "whos who in NTR" but with ACTUAL thought and creativity. Good job!

oranges wrote:Hey, now this is a scrabulous post

Wyzack wrote:this is true art

Nilons wrote:That's because if you use art as an analogy, cosmic is painting eloquent well worded posts while you're throwing cans of saghetti at a wal

Armhulen wrote:this thread is secretly a cosmic goldmine

PKPenguin321 wrote:
Anonmare wrote:You don't have to tell me what happened but you do need to eat this bowl of soup

you have to eat ALL the eggs

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby DemonFiren » Sun Sep 16, 2018 10:05 am #439872

>be forced to upgrade to firefox quantum after a couple months in pre-quantum ESR
>have to learn how to css just to get a GOOD LOOKING FUCKING BROWSER BACK HOLY SHIT FUCK YOU MOZILLA
>shut down my computer at the end of the day
>start it back up
>open firefox
>all my tabs are gone
>check preferences
>it says to save tabs
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby CosmicScientist » Sun Sep 16, 2018 2:22 pm #439917

You had to learn CSS?
Go appreciate Nienhaus.
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A rolling stone gathers moss and it's nice to remember what's been said, recent or distant, even in no particular order, otherwise I may forget my moss.
Armhulen wrote:same, for the second time

DrPillzRedux wrote:Thanks for the new avatar.

MrEousTranger wrote:Cosmic- you are the best poster and I think the most original member here, also great art

Nilons wrote:These comics are actually the best thing on the forums

Supper Aggro Crag wrote:Thank you

John_Oxford wrote:sweet.

jesus.

couldn't have said it better myself.

one oxford point for you.

Kor wrote:Best post of the month

danno wrote:that post was art

Quanti wrote:truly cosmic is the hero we need

NikNakFlak wrote:This is quality af

PKPenguin321 wrote:nice try i am immune

this is a REALLY good thread, thank you cosmic

Wyzack wrote:Certified good thread

Qbopper wrote:That card you made of me is awesome, you even managed to work my suggestion in

You now have one "get out of ban free" card

peoplearestrange wrote:Im pinning the shit out of this. This needs to be saved.
It's like one of my "whos who in NTR" but with ACTUAL thought and creativity. Good job!

oranges wrote:Hey, now this is a scrabulous post

Wyzack wrote:this is true art

Nilons wrote:That's because if you use art as an analogy, cosmic is painting eloquent well worded posts while you're throwing cans of saghetti at a wal

Armhulen wrote:this thread is secretly a cosmic goldmine

PKPenguin321 wrote:
Anonmare wrote:You don't have to tell me what happened but you do need to eat this bowl of soup

you have to eat ALL the eggs

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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby DemonFiren » Sun Sep 16, 2018 3:09 pm #439934

If you so much as want your tabs to be back where they belong (below the address bar) you'll have to fuck with the chrome.css
why the fuck would firefox of all things have a chrome.anything
it's a conspiracy I'm telling you
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Unread postby CosmicScientist » Sun Sep 16, 2018 4:17 pm #439947

I was about to ask. I guess firefox just can't work as independently as opera.
Go appreciate Nienhaus.
Image
Captain Hutbeard, at yer service if the booty be ready fer it!
Spoiler:
A rolling stone gathers moss and it's nice to remember what's been said, recent or distant, even in no particular order, otherwise I may forget my moss.
Armhulen wrote:same, for the second time

DrPillzRedux wrote:Thanks for the new avatar.

MrEousTranger wrote:Cosmic- you are the best poster and I think the most original member here, also great art

Nilons wrote:These comics are actually the best thing on the forums

Supper Aggro Crag wrote:Thank you

John_Oxford wrote:sweet.

jesus.

couldn't have said it better myself.

one oxford point for you.

Kor wrote:Best post of the month

danno wrote:that post was art

Quanti wrote:truly cosmic is the hero we need

NikNakFlak wrote:This is quality af

PKPenguin321 wrote:nice try i am immune

this is a REALLY good thread, thank you cosmic

Wyzack wrote:Certified good thread

Qbopper wrote:That card you made of me is awesome, you even managed to work my suggestion in

You now have one "get out of ban free" card

peoplearestrange wrote:Im pinning the shit out of this. This needs to be saved.
It's like one of my "whos who in NTR" but with ACTUAL thought and creativity. Good job!

oranges wrote:Hey, now this is a scrabulous post

Wyzack wrote:this is true art

Nilons wrote:That's because if you use art as an analogy, cosmic is painting eloquent well worded posts while you're throwing cans of saghetti at a wal

Armhulen wrote:this thread is secretly a cosmic goldmine

PKPenguin321 wrote:
Anonmare wrote:You don't have to tell me what happened but you do need to eat this bowl of soup

you have to eat ALL the eggs

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