Stories of rage, tears and regret

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby delaron » Tue Dec 04, 2018 3:43 pm #459217

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby DemonFiren » Sat Dec 08, 2018 7:14 pm #460480

>be syndicate comms agent
>surprisingly low ping
>find suspected taters
>pda them using a dead guy's ID
>one of them breaches my sat
>says hi and drops a locker, I give him some of my gear
>we talk on a custom frequency because he didn't buy a tater key
>I keep him apprised of security and the AI looking for him
>I find his target
>just as that happens my ping goes over the 5000 mark and refuses to come down
>I lose his target
>shuttle is called
>ping returns to normal afterwards
why do syndicomms have a medical records console instead of a suit sensors one again

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby confused rock » Sat Dec 08, 2018 7:49 pm #460484

>sitting in central primary hallway doing nothing
>clown throws a spear at me for no reason
>pda the hos to please arrest the clown
>hos tells me to fuck off and I shoulda caught the spear
>not like it's their job or anything
>clown turns out to be an antag, buys clown car, abducts 18 people
>one of them is a chemist with a napalm grenade
>I get pda bombed
>napalm goes off from the blast
>kills half the fucking station

All I'm saying is fellas I think the world would be a better place if sec were to protect and serve
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Gylifi » Mon Dec 10, 2018 4:09 pm #461039

>Chemist
>You are the traitor!
>Steal the nuke core, murder the Lawyer, Barney Endsley.
>Go for a walk, having a a look around and I find Barney Endsley gutting Athena Hunt with an energy sword.
>ohboy.jpg
>Brief conversation happens, we both decide on going full murderbone hijack.
>Everything is going well, the stations falls under the boots of me and Barney.
>Steal the nuke core after some hindrance from the only living thing left, the AI.
>Shuttles arrives and we board.
>I wait until we are on transit to centcomm.
>Barney Endsley - "Man I kinda feel bad for using tasers to murder the whole station."
>"Yeah, me too Barney."
>I whip out my taser, quick stun, fill him with a volley of lasers, he seizes up, dead.
>Mission accomplished, feel bad, but admins spawn a gold cup on the shuttle to celebrate my victory royale so fuck it.
>Suddenly being hit with an energy sword by fucking BARNEY
>The virologist has some sort of fucking super disease apparently
>Desperately try to kill him again, only 10 seconds left.
>I don't succeed, shuttle docks, he's alive with the full greentext, and I am cucked by a virologist from the fucking grave.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby DemonFiren » Mon Dec 10, 2018 5:18 pm #461051

That's what you get for murderboning.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Farquaar » Mon Dec 10, 2018 8:02 pm #461094

DemonFiren wrote:That's what you get for murderboning.

Barney survived and got greentext, even though he murderboned.
So either,
A: Murderboning does not get one redtext
or
B: By being murdered, Barney was absolved of most or all of his crimes, and thereby deserved greentext for killing a murderboner.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby DemonFiren » Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:23 am #461208

c, you get to write a rage story
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby duckay » Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:10 pm #461346

Farquaar wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:That's what you get for murderboning.

Barney survived and got greentext, even though he murderboned.
So either,
A: Murderboning does not get one redtext
or
B: By being murdered, Barney was absolved of most or all of his crimes, and thereby deserved greentext for killing a murderboner.


Barney here, we both killed the station. Some context: I only had two steals but I decided to murder everyone because I both felt like it and there was a constant amount of people attempting to kill me, so I took things into my own hands.

Swims/Gylifi asked for mercy after I was in the middle of the security officer Athena Hunt whom I shot several times with the antique, and then I assumed they (swims) were a traitor willing to help me.

The revival at the end was the work of a Virology worker who had released or already had a virus which I came in contact with which had sleepy heals or whatever its called and starlight, I got revived and I cut off swims leg and survived long enough to red text them.

Everything about this is disgusting and I immediately felt bad after using tasers of all things to kill the station thus, my regret during the shuttle launch.
Still felt like justice for going for greentext before bros
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby confused rock » Wed Dec 12, 2018 1:05 am #461473

>engineer without ce
>immediately this catgirl with cyan hair grabs two rcds and runs off
>talkin with other engineers when they come back with two empty rcds talking in a shitty helpies voice and asking how they "recharge" the rcds
>fuck what'd they do
>cap barges in saying "REMOVE THESE FUCKING WALLS IN THE HALLWAY"
>hey uhh cap this cat did it and doesn't know how to even refill an rcd do we demote her
>"teach her, retard."
>"jesus, I know lizards are smoothbrained but wow."
>yeahsurewhateverfuckmylife
>very angrily let her go and start handing the rcds back to the other engineers
>go into hall to fix the walls
>cat grabs welding tank and says "DEMOLTION WORK"
>flash the bitch
>ask the other engineers what to do
>after a suggestion that it'll teach her something, give her to robotics to borg
>time to get back to fixing the walls
>apologise for the department's flaw
>about to finish welding the barricades down when I hear
>"STOP, YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW"
>admin meme is an ed-209 that shoots riot darts that stuns me
>catgirl wanders over and grabs my welder and another tank, somehow escaping robotics
>howaboutFUCKOFF
>this time leave her in the sm airlock tied and let the other engineers decide, I don't want to just kill her
>go back to fixing walls
>hear sm delamming
>catgirl is fucking all the shit up
>grab her and fuckingspaceher
>fuckfuckfuck sm is dying
>get n20 flowin in but it aint workin
>realise the problems with the pipes and rectify them, but integrity is very low, and I realise in my chase I probably took lethal radiation
>sm still on fire
>ask atmos techs for an advanced extinguisher
>put a radsuit on and run in there
>spray all the can I can
>slip a lot on water vapor from the sm before I realise, taking nasty burns
>sm starts to cool but I'm slowly cooking
>try to leave
>pressure keeps blowing me back
>can't stop walking or else I'll slip
>cry for help in vain as I am pulled into the sm
>I'm dusted but the sm eventually cools

The joke is if the catgirl was trying to release a singularity instead of delam an sm then they'd be banned.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby somerandomguy » Wed Dec 12, 2018 2:56 am #461498

Is delamming the SM not bannable now? Asking for a friend.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby confused rock » Wed Dec 12, 2018 3:11 am #461504

I've never seen anyone banned for it, maybe I should've ahelped. The excuse they had was that they had little else to do to get outta that situation.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby somerandomguy » Wed Dec 12, 2018 3:24 am #461509

Seeing is it's basically maxcapping engineering, probably
Also you don't usually see punishments because bans aren't public
also why delam the SM or singuloose when you can delam the SM and singuloose

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Nabski » Wed Dec 12, 2018 3:29 am #461513

The x-mas tree is here!
I get a loaded nuke op uplink.

I get run over by the clown car and then it explodes killing everyone in it. 51 players dead 15 living, 10 minutes in.

FUN!
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Qustinnus » Thu Dec 13, 2018 10:30 pm #461953

Nabski wrote:The x-mas tree is here!
I get a loaded nuke op uplink.

I get run over by the clown car and then it explodes killing everyone in it. 51 players dead 15 living, 10 minutes in.

FUN!


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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby HommandoSA » Fri Dec 21, 2018 1:06 pm #463839

>Rolling assistant
>You are a traitor!
>Kill chef and QM
>Easy
>Picked up a pAI friend in dorms
>Buy a crate
>Clown suit, C4, .357, emag
>Meh
>Print a flash in hidden robotics maint lab
>Run around the station looking for a borg to nab
>They are all in the chapel, which the chaplain has filled with monkey guts
>Well okay
>All of the borgs are in there and will not leave
>Guess I'll go C4 the armory or something
>Bomb the armory undetected, nab a taser, things are going pretty well
>Finally a mediborg tries talking to me in the hall
>I have a virus
>Pretend to be avoiding the borg and he chases me into the library game room
>Flash, emag, EZ
>"Hey, I'm new so I won't be much help."
>"Whatever, go tell the chef he's sick then poison him."
>Cure my virus
>Run around the halls
>QM standing alone
>Blast him with the .357
>Drag him to maint, strip him, hide the body, nobody noticed he was gone
>The medborg is just hanging out in the kitchen for like 5 minutes
>The chef never gets poisoned and the HoP and an engineer will not get out of the bar
>HoP leaves after an eternity, but the engineer decides to play botanist
>Admin starts a vote about pushing buttons that may make the round a little crazy
>Please do not
>Vote no
>Vote passes
>INFINITE CHRISTMAS PRESENTS
>Jesus, I am going to die if I stay on the station
>Sloppily run into the kitchen, blast the chef and drag him away
>Engineer now screaming over comms
>After a bit of running through maint I lose the trail of my pursuers and space the chef
>GREENTEXT
>ION STORM, PLEASE CHECK ALL AI CONTROLLED DEVICES BLAH BLAH
>Anyone who opened a present is now not considered human
>Chaos on the station
>Hell no, I'm gonna win this
>Bail to space and chill with my pAI
>Occasionally mess with the SM
>I'm standing on northwest solars minding my own business when CHARGED PARTICLE CANNON RAYS START RAINING FROM THE SKY
>I'm crit
>Thought it might have been admemery (it technically was, but I thought I may have been smited or something)
>BWOINK "lol no, you're unlucky, better luck next time!"
>pAI calls for my emagged medborg to save me
>Borg isn't paying attention to comms at all
>Slowly go into near death crit
>The last thing I hear before I die is the SM delam
>A small victory I suppose
>I die alone
>RED TEXT
>I hate video games

Once I died I decided to ask where those lasers came from because they hit me from the direction of empty space. Turns out the mime got a particle cannon for Christmas and decided to launch it downwards in space and the beams looped around the Z-level and 360 no scoped me on the solars. The mime wasn't aware he had killed anyone until I told him when the round ended. I'm positive I am the unluckiest person on the station.

[2018-12-21 11:37:38.220] ATTACK: HOMOcidle_Pancakes/(You Are Already Touhou) has fired at [�space] with [particle beam] from Aft Maintenance (Aft Maintenance (91, 78, 2))
[2018-12-21 11:37:38.236] ATTACK: HOMOcidle_Pancakes/(You Are Already Touhou) has shot HommandoSA/(Rusty Pycroft) with [particle beam] (NEWHP: 26.3) (Aft Maintenance (91, 78, 2))
[2018-12-21 11:37:38.351] ATTACK: HOMOcidle_Pancakes/(You Are Already Touhou) has fired at [�space] with [particle beam] from Aft Maintenance (Aft Maintenance (91, 78, 2))
[2018-12-21 11:37:38.364] ATTACK: HOMOcidle_Pancakes/(You Are Already Touhou) has shot HommandoSA/(Rusty Pycroft) with [particle beam] (NEWHP: -23.7) (Aft Maintenance (91, 78, 2))

My pAI

[2018-12-21 11:37:43.848] SAY: 11:37:43.848] SAY: Theorion20/(SeSi v1.0.3) "What." (Port Bow Solar Array (67, 203, 2))
[2018-12-21 11:38:03.382] SAY: 11:38:03.382] SAY: Theorion20/(SeSi v1.0.3) "Seriously, what the actual fuck?" (Space (66, 203, 2))

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby confused rock » Thu Jan 03, 2019 3:30 am #466665

>engiman
>before round even starts lmwevil announces that he's going to be fucking around with the engine for the next two rounds, rather than just fucking around with it as a normal player.
>secman, then
>warden is immediately letting the detective in the armory
>consider demoting myself
>sec around a bit
>suddenly revs, see the only other officer commit die
>try to get the janitor rev head man
>find hop being murdered
>get away with his corpse
>try to bring it to cloning
>goes pretty well
>meme whip fancy name librarian is eyeing me and I'm 100% he's a rev but I can't just go in there and beat him to death
>takes forever to clone him because a fuckin clown is being cloned and the hop didn't give themself all access so I can't eject them
>meme whip fancy name librarian and friends raid cloning, like 4 of them
>lock self in and use a flashbang
>everyone goes down but whats his whip
>tase he and beat them with their own batons
>viviana chan has remembered her true allegiance!
>chip marshall has remembered his true meme whip fancy allegiance!
>ok, real good, because two more revs are coming, I'll need a hand here
>fighting off the last two revs, goes well but one has a gun and I am distracted when viviana and chip wake up
>viv and chip both beat the shit out of me and run away to get converted again
>die to gun man
>ahelp and get nothin the whole round
>last head is the ce, being yelled at because the engine is fucking up cuz lmwevil gave them a bunch of weird gases
>all heads die, no revs die. viviana and chip are next to each other near the end of the convert list cuz they went back to get reconverted together

Is this my punishment for taking too many medicines whenever the chem dispenser is stocked?
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby HommandoSA » Thu Jan 03, 2019 4:28 am #466676

confused rock wrote:>meme whip fancy name librarian is eyeing me and I'm 100% he's a rev but I can't just go in there and beat him to death


Better to be bwoinked by one than carried by six.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby zero the big boy » Sat Jan 05, 2019 12:12 pm #467113

>sybil with decent pop
>maybe i'll play this round
>st- YOU ARE THE SPACE WIZARD! HIJACK DAT FUKKEN' SHUTTLE
>remember a strategy i saw another wizard do a while ago
>plan involves making people into atrificers and then making them into xenomorphs/syndieborgs/otherstuff with a polymorph staff who bring back more people to turn into artificers ad infinitium all while sitting on solars in your little safespace
>roll bluespace apprentice, artificers, staff of change, wizard spacesuit, knock and charge
>give apprentice the rundown on the plan and the intent to teleport onto solars
>plan is ago
>apprentice drops down earlier than i was expecting; have to ditch grabbing my bedsheet and drop
>can't find apprentice for a bit
>they pop out suddenly explaining they had some issues with teleporting but all is good
>apparently ai saw us on the solars and has summoned security
>aaa!
>polymorph apprentice into xenomorph sentinel just as a wild HoS opens the door
>Wizard McShitface uses Polymorph!
>HoS has become a Corgi! It's super effective!
>beat Corgi HoS to death when the detective rolls in through maint
>apprentice proceeds to beat him to death
>shard n' construct and give him the plan
>apprentice and new construct go out to get more people to shard
>captain challenges me to a duel or something over the radio but i respectfully decline since i've got my plan locked in and can't leave without getting immediately valided
>bit later and i've grown exponentially in terms of constructs
>a few assaults attempted on operation but all inevitably shut down
>captain brought in
>happily shard him and he says i have no honor etc etc
>put him in a wraith shell to make him feel special
>he fucks off to elsewhere
>at this point 90% of the station is either dead or in my army
>coordinate via console to tell my constructs to move base to escape for the shuttle
>shuttle about to come
>captain wraith asks to be polymorphed into something nice
>sure why not if he's lived this long might as well reward him
>he gets xenomorph sentinel and is happy with it
>shuttle appears; hello asteroid shuttle how do you do
>barely escape the blue circles of terror before the shuttle laggily begins to materialize itself
>holy shit i might actually greentext with wizard
>captainmorph suddenly disarms me!
>captainmorph suddenly drags me into the blue circles of death!
>nononono
>watch as the 6 other artificer xenomorphs stand around lazily as i'm dragged into the landing zone
>shuttle lands
>gibbed
>w h y
>salt in dead chat for a second
>ahelp
>*bwoink* "already being handled"
>feel slightly better about myself
>sit in mild salt for the rest of the shuttle ride only to be met with glorious redtext
>never see the captain after that
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby confused rock » Mon Jan 14, 2019 2:25 am #468813

>rev head
>raid armory, get compact combat shotty
>hurt a bit, inject myself with hypo
>scan shows I just injected myself with 5u of mutagen, whoops, that's not so bad
>casually run into a sec officer and their lackey in the middle of a hallway
>both of us just stand there looking at each other for five seconds
>whip out shotgun and buckshot them both
>instantly fall over and die
>realise the mutagen made me clumsy
>tfw I shot myself in the face with a combat shotgun
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby DemonFiren » Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:17 am #468866

Way to go, Kurt.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby bandit » Sat Jan 26, 2019 5:03 pm #472080

>time to be a mime
>NO TIME TO BE A FUCKING REV
>both revheads are lizards
>ask HoP if I can transfer into sec
>he actually makes me the goddamn warden
>no one tries to implant me too
>first things first put the implants into the crusher
>second things second give out just enough of the armory not to look suspicious
>third things third meme about and be useless
>it takes like 5 minutes for lizard revhead to enter the brig
>HoS insists on gulaging him, a borg accompanies, I can't say no without blowing my cover
>let it happen, thankfully the round doesn't end immediately
>get back, now the HoS wants him murdered instead
>borg tries to argue that exiling is OK but I volunteer
>get to gulag, find lizardo, attempt to mime the specifics of what I am going to do which is
>beat/heal cycle the lizard until his clothes/limbs are bloody, get him to lie down and gasp as in crit, remove him from gulag and beat him a few times more for show as I drag him somewhere he can go undercover and fake his own death
>he seems to understand
>I manage to remove him from the gulag in plain sight of the HoS and no one is the wiser
>BUT THEN HE DOESN'T EVEN FAKE HIS OWN DEATH
>he taunts sec on the radio and is found quickly and by now my warden cover is blown
>the other lizard is getting firelock crushed by the AI in science and I can't get there in time
>revs lose
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby confused rock » Sat Jan 26, 2019 7:34 pm #472110

>blood brothers, doc and robo
>go have robro aug me
>by the time we do the shuttle has already been called by a fag 20 minutes in for literally no reason
>cmo is talking mad shit over radio
>get into an argument and he threatens to kill me
>actually tries to murder me
>barely win fight with help from pacifist doc
>can't heal cuz am augged why'd I even do this
>hos fucking ebows me and cuffs me
>suddenly hivemind does his fucking jitter meme thing
>only person not jittering is the cmo
>logical response initiating
>hos fucking cremates me
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby bandit » Tue Feb 19, 2019 4:53 pm #477361

>Clown
>More specifically clown TRAITOR
>time for clown car memes
>CentComm announcement about a xeno egg sent to the station
>boys we've found our memes
>Clown car up all the lizards and say I'm dropping them off in the xeno pen
>For some reason the lizards are ok with this
>No AI, no captain, only one scientist who isn't answering
>Lizardo starts to hack the science door but doesn't have a crowbar
>incompetence based memes ensue including lizards turning on me, murdering me, then healing me, the HoS getting in the car, a second scientist showing up and immediately being used for his ID
>eventually just give up and get in the pen myself
>the egg is hatched but no facehugger
>NO FACEHUGGER
>NO
>FACEHUGGER
>no xeno either, it's just gone
>the past half-hour of memes were for nothing

it turns out the first scientist infected and spaced himself but goddamn
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby FloranOtten » Mon Mar 11, 2019 9:54 am #482191

>CE
>Decide to do SM autism
>be replacing pumps, increasing cooling, the usual.
>station needs power
>Turn on SM, modding while on is fine
>Unwrench pipe to replace with layer manifold
>Sec officer sees this
>'CE TRAITOR SABOTAGING SM'
>Taser
>No time to replace pipe
>in brig
>Delam messages start
>'SEE! NOW THE SM IS DELAMINATING!'
>Permabrig
>SM Delams because other engis retards
>Shuttle leaves
>Roundend
>BWOINK: Why did you sabotage the Supermatter?
>Barely manage to explain it was modifying not sabotage

At least I avoided a note.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Dr_bee » Mon Mar 11, 2019 1:20 pm #482212

FloranOtten wrote:>CE
>Decide to do SM autism
>be replacing pumps, increasing cooling, the usual.
>station needs power
>Turn on SM, modding while on is fine
>Unwrench pipe to replace with layer manifold
>Sec officer sees this
>'CE TRAITOR SABOTAGING SM'
>Taser
>No time to replace pipe
>in brig
>Delam messages start
>'SEE! NOW THE SM IS DELAMINATING!'
>Permabrig
>SM Delams because other engis retards
>Shuttle leaves
>Roundend
>BWOINK: Why did you sabotage the Supermatter?
>Barely manage to explain it was modifying not sabotage

At least I avoided a note.


I know that feeling my man. Even suggesting a cold CO2 engine will get the peabrain AIs and Sec screaming for your head.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby zero the big boy » Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:40 pm #482353

>try to roll malf ai
>roll
>you're botanist
>you're traitor too
>close enough
>kill mime
>kill medical doctor
>escape cunt
>b u n d l e
>lottery won implant bundles recieved
>install all implants except explosive (buy a discounted binary key, plushie carp, and an emag with the uplink implant)
>gather up some stuff for a chemistry dispenser because botany
>quartermaster reccomends i join cargonia
>do that
>ask if anyone has a toolbelt
>cargo tech says they do and i should come to engi
>go to engi
>they pull out a flash
>back out and call them gay
>get my own toolbelt
>hand teleporter some crates into cargo for money
>same person comes out from a portal
>flashes me
>":U (x) is abducting me"
>you find yourself unable to speak
>oh no
>emote wildly as they tighten their grip
>remember i have implants
>freedom + adrenals away and emag my way out of maintenance (i was stripped but had my emag in my storage implant)
>call them out over comms once mute sting wears off only to be met with somebody with my name impersonating me
>find a stun prod (?) and some blue pj's in dorms to disguise myself
>go to hopline to get help because the damn sec officer runs away from me when i tried to ask them for help
>me (not me) queues in line after me
>remove my luchadore mask and confront myself
>stun prod their ass and begin combo throwing them into a wall
>suddenly random person gangs up on me in line
>hos comes and watches them beat me into crit before disabler'ing and dragging me and not me away with the help of a random assistant
>assistant drags me critted all the way to brig as all my blood becomes a mess on the floor
>die of bloodloss in the brig
>nobody cares
>hos handcuffs my dead body and puts it in a cell
>really wishing i installed that explosives implant now
>go bioweapon scientist to undo my salt by making a life grenade
>life grenade doesn't even fucking work
>other me escapes custody and gets cremated or something
>nobody won in this scenario
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby datorangebottle » Tue Mar 12, 2019 7:10 pm #482572

>be me
>latejoin engineer, ayla storm(remember this name)
>kudzu is running rampant
>fast growing kudzu mutation, keeps mutating a ton so I suspect botany kudzu
>go to engie, become the kudzu fighter the station deserves (because like two other people are doing it)
>ratman taunting over comms
>shuttle gets called because KUDZU AND NOBODY IS FIGHTING IT
>sec has fucked off and not brought laser guns to solve the problem(laser guns > explosive kudzu)
>make chainsaws and acquire weedkiller spray
>>weedkiller spray does jack shit
>>>killing explosive kudzu w/ a chainsaw instead of fire still sets it off
>fuck
>get bombed by explosive weeds, once with chainsaw and once with weedkiller
>barely anyone else helping
>shuttle called
>ratman comments about how i am a brave kudzu fighter(I purged nearly half of it myself), but also taunts about how the station is getting fucked up by a fucking plant
>shuttle recalled
>second weed explosion, deafened, head to engie to make more chainsaws
>janitor walks up to me and tries to talk to me
>"SORRY DEAF"
>start making a chainsaw
>he hacks off all my limbs in response while i have the crafting menu open
>ahelp
>"looking into it"
>no further response for the longest time
>observe plant after seeing janitor drag me off into maint
>time passes
>quite a bit of time
>shuttle called bc kudzu
>bitch in deadchat about how i'm not getting a response
>virtualjohn,"oh shit"
>pms me that the janitor is a bad man
>round gets close to end
>xenobio makes gold slime spawns and sentients them in the back room, roll blobbernaut
>get it
>"Fuck everything up when the shuttle lands."
>neat
>shuttle lands
>start killing people, get in epic fight on the bridge
>>>suddenly the engineer, ayla storm, wanders up, with a big rainbow C next to their name
>beat the fucking shit out of her and drag her off into space


>be me a few rounds later
>be clown
>last two rounds have been ended by blob and newcops
>get lots of extra access(but not all-access) from HoP, write a sign about how HoP is good to clowns in front of his office
>hear whining from desperate roboticist about how they have no miners
>go to robo and offer to help
>"sure just finish up the ripley, it just needs tools."
>research and go to fabricate tools
>other robo comes in, starts pushing me around and trying to kick me out, talking like a cunt
>explain about how i'm just trying to help
>"I don't care, you're doing my job, get out. I'll take care of it."
>as a massive 'fuck you' to the cunt, dna lock their mech so they have to rebuild it
>"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO CLOWN YOU BROKE IT"
>explain myself and how I just wanted the ripley to help mining so they could keep working on robots or whatever while I dug
>"LOL RIPLEY IS SHIT FOR MINING"
>>>>the mk1 ripley is shit for mining
>be hella mad
>round gets ended by blob or smth i dont exactly remember

>next round
>be clown
>deadpop round
>wandering about with no idea what to do because there's no hop and i'm still feeling like shit from the last round
>captain calls me to engineering because I am a good clown renowned for being helpful, they have no clue how to set up the engine and we have no engineers
>start setting up all the pumps on the bottom side, see the captain set up the air alarm smartly because it's internal 0 and the scrubbers were set right, so they must be reading the wiki
>suddenly an ERT engineer shows up
>admins sent an ERT engineer because no engies
>ERT starts helping out, I get in the way a little
>>>>ERT engineer kicks me out, "It's being handled"
>explain i'm just trying to help and that i was called in to help
>ignores me
>explain i was just trying to help over the radio, and that now I'm gonna space myself( i was super buttmad about this happening two rounds in a row)
>space myself while the ert engineer and captain ignore me
>end up on ai sat
>>at least i got an apology from the ert engineer in deadchat after they left
>posibrain time
>actually help the station when the robo puts me in a mining ripley
>>>captain goes to get my spaced clown corpse
>FEELS BAD MAN
>strip mine lavaland, get 40k points worth of ores
>other miner goes missing, probably died
>can't actually find their corpse but found their stuff meaning they likely died
>drop off 40k ores but feeling very tired, it's like 1 am
>tell crew i'm going offline for firmware updates, head to robotics so they can eject the posibrain and take the mech if they need it
>leave my mech on the charger and log out

new one for today
>be clown
>traitor
>get clown car
>athena orders AI to crash my clown car by closing firelocks in the halls
>AI actually does this, breaking law one
>Athena spaces me
>AI does nothing because it was ordered to ignore me
>get cloned by cyborg
>athena tries to forceborg me
>tell AI on radio to bolt robotics because they're trying to forceborg me, which is an extremely harmful act
>AI doesn't do that, but sends the cyborg
>borg is good, saves me multiple times
>Athena tries to space me again
>throws me, i crash into her and she gets spaced
>honk
>in airlock
>HOP tries to forceborg me again
>get kidnapped and healed by borg
>basically yakkety saxed, healed, and etc for several minutes
>end up in clown car again
>go to hop line for driver's license
>HoP tries to break the clown car
>suck him up and dump him out a few moments later
>go to medbay for neurine
>shitty medic bob ross overdoses me on morphine instead of actually helping
>arrested by athena validcunt again for being overdosed on morphine and not hurting fucking anyone with my clown car
>dragged around bleeding and asleep by stupid bitch
>warden tries to heal me, feeds antitoxin/charcoal and drags to medbay
>arrests Athena, but I presume he was told to let her go later
>later on get arrested by garbage HoP and almost executed in his office with a laser gun
>kind odysseus saves my life
>HoP has the nerve to tell ME not to be a dicknozzle

>later
>walk up to Athena
>"Hey Athena, guess what?"
>bohbomb
>she fucking escapes because one of the ladders goes directly to mining

god fucking damnit i just wanted to run a taxi service and have fun but no
dumb fucking assholes

i couldn't even get revenge

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby confused rock » Mon Mar 18, 2019 12:21 am #484091

>hiveman
>get 30 minions
>gib another hivehost and gain his power
>all is well
>random instant heart attack outta nowhere with no warning
>asfdhdhgfj
>lose it all
>good mode
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby terranaut » Mon Mar 18, 2019 2:55 pm #484168

I had a story of happy tears just now
I put miner on high because I wanna learn that shit but got captain instead so I made sure everything works, built a Ripley and fucked off to Lavaland. I came upon the Pride mirror eventually, used it to turn myself into a bananium golem and died a short while later to a Syndie because I didn't know my gun would be useless now.
The chaplain built a crude ouja board and used methods I won't disclose so they don't get abused too much to valid and get removed to learn of my death, prompting him to tell the crew to grab GPS trackers.
A moth-scientist secured the white ship, brought it to the station and they built a teleporter on it to rescue me.

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After I got cloned someone else followed me playing Sorrows of Life while I handed out medals for the retrieval action.
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