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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Deepwoods » Fri Oct 25, 2019 9:14 pm #520822

teepeepee wrote:
Deepwoods wrote:They had no evidence I had ever used it against anyone.

unnecessary, while it's a good IC justification and moving away from it could justify IC consequences like demotion, there's no OOC requirement to ingestigate and prove you're not an antag not just by sec, but by any player, it's in you to show that by not grabbing antag gear in the first place or take it in the chin if you've been framed
Deepwoods wrote:They implemented capital punishment over that.

valid both IC because of space law and OOC because of rule 4, acting like an antag

That isn't how Space Law works. Possession of a restricted weapon is a 5 minute brig sentence. This is all actually documented, but Sec never reads it before playing. They go by "the law is whatever I decide unless those above me say otherwise".

Here are other things that are 500 point gulag sentences or 5 minute brig sentences: Assault with a deadly weapon, assaulting an officer, manslaughter, possessing explosives, inciting a riot, sabotage, theft, B&E of a restricted area, major trespass, dereliction of duty.

Nothing I did is a Capital Crime under Space Law. Capital Crimes include murder, sexual assault, attempted murder, mutiny, grand sabotage, grand theft, and being an enemy of the corporation.

You don't keep someone in the brig for 10 minutes and then execute capital punishment during Condition Green just because they had a weapon.



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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby HommandoSA » Fri Oct 25, 2019 9:25 pm #520826

I'd call them shitsec for killing you too, but you were valid. You need to find better ways to handle your salt before you get yourself perma'd.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Sandshark808 » Fri Oct 25, 2019 9:27 pm #520829

Just hide your gamer gear better lmao
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby teepeepee » Fri Oct 25, 2019 9:29 pm #520830

Deepwoods wrote:That isn't how Space Law works. Possession of a restricted weapon is a 5 minute brig sentence.

there are traitors going around, you have traitor gear, you are a traitor until proven otherwise (hint: that's not happening), your crime is enemy of the corporation, possesion of a restricted weapon would be having a spear, stunprod, stunbaton, fire axe, etc. that isn't a traitor tell

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Deepwoods » Fri Oct 25, 2019 9:31 pm #520832

teepeepee wrote:
Deepwoods wrote:That isn't how Space Law works. Possession of a restricted weapon is a 5 minute brig sentence.

there are traitors going around, you have traitor gear, you are a traitor until proven otherwise (hint: that's not happening), your crime is enemy of the corporation, possesion of a restricted weapon would be having a spear, stunprod, stunbaton, fire axe, etc. that isn't a traitor tell

Possession Of A Weapon is a class below Possession Of A Restricted Weapon, and carries a 2 minute brig sentence.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby PKPenguin321 » Fri Oct 25, 2019 9:32 pm #520834

ignore teepee
only thing you shoulda done differently is just ghost before they borged you
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Tarchonvaagh » Sat Oct 26, 2019 7:30 am #520917

PKPenguin321 wrote:ignore teepee
only thing you shoulda done differently is just ghost before they borged you

that's a bit gay
ahelp first maybe some ghost wants to be a borg
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby PKPenguin321 » Sun Oct 27, 2019 12:07 am #521026

Tarchonvaagh wrote:
PKPenguin321 wrote:ignore teepee
only thing you shoulda done differently is just ghost before they borged you

that's a bit gay
ahelp first maybe some ghost wants to be a borg

the best part of ghosting when you get arrested is how it throws sec into a futile rage
"aaaarg! you stupid ghost guy! youre, uh, gay! thatll show you..."
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Dr_bee » Sun Oct 27, 2019 12:38 am #521046

PKPenguin321 wrote:
Tarchonvaagh wrote:
PKPenguin321 wrote:ignore teepee
only thing you shoulda done differently is just ghost before they borged you

that's a bit gay
ahelp first maybe some ghost wants to be a borg

the best part of ghosting when you get arrested is how it throws sec into a futile rage
"aaaarg! you stupid ghost guy! youre, uh, gay! thatll show you..."


No sec officer ever thinks that. if the guy ghosts the sec response is literally just "whelp that problem is solved" and they move on to other shit.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby deedubya » Sun Oct 27, 2019 1:47 am #521060

Dr_bee wrote:
PKPenguin321 wrote:
Tarchonvaagh wrote:
PKPenguin321 wrote:ignore teepee
only thing you shoulda done differently is just ghost before they borged you

that's a bit gay
ahelp first maybe some ghost wants to be a borg

the best part of ghosting when you get arrested is how it throws sec into a futile rage
"aaaarg! you stupid ghost guy! youre, uh, gay! thatll show you..."


No sec officer ever thinks that. if the guy ghosts the sec response is literally just "whelp that problem is solved" and they move on to other shit.

This. I wish more people ghosted after being arrested. Most of them just shout shitcurity over comms and come back to brig with a welderbomb. If they just ghost out, it's "won't have to deal with that shitter again" and back on the beat.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Timonk » Sun Oct 27, 2019 8:40 pm #521170

>get traitor, get carp
>revs get announced
>violently grab and hug some people
>get reported a couple times
>kill a suspected revhead
>bring him to sec officer
>he takes body, I violently grab him and he immediately breaks the grip
>get arrested and questioned
>eventually get thrown into plasmafire
Never again will I help sec as tot.

>get wiz the next round
>get exploded, without a single casualty exept the bomber and me
>I didn't kill a single person
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby PKPenguin321 » Sun Oct 27, 2019 9:44 pm #521176

deedubya wrote:
Dr_bee wrote:
PKPenguin321 wrote:
Tarchonvaagh wrote:
PKPenguin321 wrote:ignore teepee
only thing you shoulda done differently is just ghost before they borged you

that's a bit gay
ahelp first maybe some ghost wants to be a borg

the best part of ghosting when you get arrested is how it throws sec into a futile rage
"aaaarg! you stupid ghost guy! youre, uh, gay! thatll show you..."


No sec officer ever thinks that. if the guy ghosts the sec response is literally just "whelp that problem is solved" and they move on to other shit.

This. I wish more people ghosted after being arrested. Most of them just shout shitcurity over comms and come back to brig with a welderbomb. If they just ghost out, it's "won't have to deal with that shitter again" and back on the beat.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Deepwoods » Mon Oct 28, 2019 1:28 pm #521277

Timonk wrote:Never again will I help sec as tot.

>station is meteor'd, blown up, etc
>go out to assess damage and repair what I can
>find a desword
>bring it to the Brig to turn in, trying to play by the rules
>toss it to a Sec officer
>get stuck handcuffed in the Brig for 10 minutes
>HoS finally comes around and goes to put me in a cell for another 10 minutes before I shout him down
>they basically tossed everything I had on me and I lost all my gear and equipment
Never again, tot or not.

2nd.
>be Roboticist
>random Sec officer brings someone in telling me to forced-borg them
>random Sec says the HoS approved it
>tell him forced-borging requires the Captain's direct approval
>argument
>argument spreads over comms
>HoS says they speak for the Captain and the Captain approved it
>get bitched at by all of Sec over comms
>AI gets involved
>person brought in was misidentified in the justification used to convince me to forced-borg him
>realize this AFTER performing the brain extraction under pressure
>Sec officer has since fucked off
>sew the brain back into the guy's body, repair his organs, and revive him
>uncuff the guy
>guy says thanks and wanders off with a bonesaw

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Reyn » Mon Oct 28, 2019 5:04 pm #521300

Roundstart Vampires are a fucking mistake

On the previous round, I discovered that, through bat form, vampires can vent crawl and grab stuff once they go back to human form

Nobody did this last round, but, I, admittedly POSSIBLY in a slightly meta, but otherwise realistic expectation, Expected something to go wrong at armoury, and I asked warden to check up on it.

>Warden.exe is not responding
>"Warden, please check the armoury"
>He goes in armoury and leaves.
>Vampire assistant breaks into armoury and steals a fucking shotgun and buckshot ammo because he stole the spare
>Warden goes in after I yell "WARDEN THERES A BALD TWAT IN THERE"
>Warden leaves after seeing that the vamptwat is long gone
>Another vamptwat raids armoury, I'm fucking done.
>Get ai to let me in armoury to guard it, Warden comes in, and I ask "Oy, warden, Mind welding the vents?"
>Warden wordlessly fucking punches me in the gut and leg sweeps me, and drags me out of armoury
>I try to stun warden because they're being a denthead, and I wanted to weld the fucking armoury vents.
>Warden fucking beats me into hardcrit and leaves me bleeding out in a cell
>Ce comes in to check what the fucks going on
>Warden beats the fuck out of ce
>It happens to be cult, and we have no guns because vamps looted armoury
>Cult Victory


I hate roundstart vamp
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Tarchonvaagh » Wed Oct 30, 2019 10:26 am #521658

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Reyn wrote:Roundstart Vampires are a fucking mistake

On the previous round, I discovered that, through bat form, vampires can vent crawl and grab stuff once they go back to human form

Nobody did this last round, but, I, admittedly POSSIBLY in a slightly meta, but otherwise realistic expectation, Expected something to go wrong at armoury, and I asked warden to check up on it.

>Warden.exe is not responding
>"Warden, please check the armoury"
>He goes in armoury and leaves.
>Vampire assistant breaks into armoury and steals a fucking shotgun and buckshot ammo because he stole the spare
>Warden goes in after I yell "WARDEN THERES A BALD TWAT IN THERE"
>Warden leaves after seeing that the vamptwat is long gone
>Another vamptwat raids armoury, I'm fucking done.
>Get ai to let me in armoury to guard it, Warden comes in, and I ask "Oy, warden, Mind welding the vents?"
>Warden wordlessly fucking punches me in the gut and leg sweeps me, and drags me out of armoury
>I try to stun warden because they're being a denthead, and I wanted to weld the fucking armoury vents.
>Warden fucking beats me into hardcrit and leaves me bleeding out in a cell
>Ce comes in to check what the fucks going on
>Warden beats the fuck out of ce
>It happens to be cult, and we have no guns because vamps looted armoury
>Cult Victory


I hate roundstart vamp

Yeah about weird wardens.....
>tator
>TC trade for cqc
>mmm yes I can kidnap people I put to sleep and suck their blood while they scream for help
>captain starts mocking centcom
>CentCom announces fucking WAR
>Well then AA and armoury time
>warden sees me taking a riot shotgun
>MURDERS THE HELL OUT OF ME
>permas the HoP and three more people
>kills the HoP after he complains
>wew
Okay rage part over, experience ahead:
>ghost roll
>CentCom spawns all ghosts who clicked yes as interns
>nah I might get revived
>interns fail horribly
>someone loots me, I had SM objective, my body stays in the brig medbay
>CentCom announcement, I don't really care
>oh wait DEATHSQUAD
>TROOPER BOB JOHNSON REPORTING
>yeah we wipe half of the crew out, other five ops run around
>they all fucking die as it turns out later
>gun needs charging, I need healing
>evac sec post
>mime arrives, le Webb the moff
>she observes me for a few minutes, laughs and runs off
>thermals see the RD with a TTV
>time for some loot
>Rd throws the TTV after arming it, I kill him
>bomb explodes three tiles away, I survive with minor damage, mk3 Swat suit is good
>mime heals me, I give her a baton
>I hunt down the survivors
>I see the cap in an engi suit and a different ID
>he has eshield and pulse rifle
>oh god oh fuck
>revolver ran out, esword time
>he has baton
>rip
>I figure out that I was the last one
>welp
>good round overall
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Timonk » Wed Oct 30, 2019 1:05 pm #521669

Time to post my viewpoint of the post above

>go captain
>name station "generic war on centcom station 13"
>centcom takes it seriously
>I do too
>power cuts out halfway into the round
>Frick
>power eventually goes back on
>turn on pc
>router acts up, manage to get it working
>log on, I am stripped to my jumpsuit and shoes
>find some gamer bodies and loot them
>start getting chased around by some trooper
>the dude I woke up next to kills him
>gives me an eshield
>another deathsquaddie finds me (the dude above)
>I shoot a revolver at him and manage to get a couple shots in
>he shoots back and I jump into teleporter
>mfw flyman
>Johnson also jumps in
>he tries to stun me with the pulse rifle while i have the shield out
>ok retard
>I stun him with my baton and kill him
>take his hardsuit and escape on the shuttle

Everything was bombed to shit btw
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Sandshark808 » Wed Oct 30, 2019 7:00 pm #521700

>spawn as atmos tech blood brother
>awesome! time to try a gimmick I've been wanting
>Jessica Sullivard spawns next to me, also atmos tech
>"Hey Dirk, what are you up to this round?"
>as I respond, she shoots me dead with a syndicate revolver
>body locked behind walls and never recovered
>Jessica plasma floods the station
>see round end screen
>she redtexted with no goals. I wasn't even her target.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Reyn » Wed Oct 30, 2019 7:18 pm #521703

I mean, it's not my rage, tears, or regret, But someone managed to fail a greentext... For the STUPIDEST reason possible
-Glorious bastart kills his objective
-Manages to kill most of the station for hijack.
-Makes it to centcomm with hijack.
-Round screen
-Poor sod managed to get his fucking hijack and kill goal, but didnt fucking get the slime extract

How do you do so well, yet fuck up so patheticly. I'm just... I'm sad. I feel like this boi was cheated out of something glorious.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Sandshark808 » Sat Nov 02, 2019 12:30 am #522008

>spawn as atmos tech traitor
>WOOO!! Time to freeze the station
>Jessie Sullivard spawns next to me, again
>OHFUCK.gif
>"Don't worry, I won't shoot you."
>finish pissing myself and thank her
>go to make my setup
>entire distro piped to space tubes for freezing
>station air declining in temps nicely
>all of a sudden, starts to rise
>temp rising insanely
>"wtf, why is this happening?"
>someone had flooded distro with plasma, station on fire
>snuck in and did it in ~2 minutes while I was gone
>entire station burns up
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Deepwoods » Sun Nov 03, 2019 1:44 pm #522177

>playing Chaplain
>decide to do some mining as part of a spiritual pilgrimage through toil
>make a minebot with points because hey, why not
>hand it off to a ghost
>go back down and mine north
>directly north of the mining base (3-5 plasma cutter bolts) is Legion, who must've been released earlier in the shift by a now-dead miner who kited him all the way down
>back away and warn the minebot about what's up there
>minebot goes to look, aggroing Legion
>Legion is drawn down to the mining base
>circle around as shit goes sour, going to the south entrance of the mining base
>Legion is right at the fucking window of the north wall
>sprint to the public shuttle trying to escape
>Legion gets on after I push the button
>Legion gets onto the station and kills a bunch of people, including me as I desperately try to help shut the situation down
And now I'm banned for 12 days.
To the people who died from that, I'm genuinely sorry. It wasn't intentional in any way, shape, or form. I wasn't the one who let Legion out, and I didn't know how bad Legion was or I would've kited it out into Lavaland before trying to escape.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Nabski » Fri Jan 31, 2020 4:20 pm #538531

I've been playing Quartermaster for a little bit, setting up scrubbers on lavaland to sell gas. BZ and Miasma are the two moneymakers here and having one of them above 20% makes it worth doing.

This shift had BZ and Miasma at high enough percents that you could see them in the air. Combined around 55%, easily the most profitable I've seen. WE REQUIRE MORE EFFICIENCY.

This is fantasic news, so I head over to find a rapid piper so I can start doing set-up. No-one is in atmos so I hack in and get a locker and start dragging it around looking for a borg. Instead I find something even better which is a bunch of assistants breaking into the captains office and handing out AA. By the time I have it I've lost the locker so I go politely ask the scientist working toxins if he is done with his, and he is.

I set up the piping, two scrubbers, and sell 2 Canisters. WE REQUIRE MORE EFFICIENCY.

I order 4 more things of scrubbers, and with the help of some cargo techs set them up and sell another two loads of canisters. We are around 200,000 cargo credits at this point. There's so much gas being harvested that I can instantly pop one can on and by the time I've moved things around and made a new canister it's at max capacity and ready to do another one. WE REQUIRE MORE EFFICIENCY.

I use the rapid piper to lay a disposals path going from the mining shuttle to the cargo shuttle. One of the cargo techs welds it down for me. We unload one cargo shuttle load (11 cans) this way and when it is shipped will put us over 300,000 credits. I send the shuttle back down and fill up another 12 canisters. Once this is docked I'll be able to push them into disposals to send them right to the shuttle.

It docks. Cargo explodes. Everything is gone. The cargo shuttle is gone. The mining shuttle is gone. No-one bothers to spend all my lovely piles of money.

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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Timonk » Fri Jan 31, 2020 11:23 pm #538594

Regret? Every time I play captain.
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Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Postby Timonk » Tue Feb 11, 2020 12:00 am #541530

update to the regret list: every time i play event hall

rage? dying 3 times in a round because of people tiptoeing along the rule breaking line
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