Stories of rage, tears and regret

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Sat Apr 19, 2014 12:42 am #451

aw nuts, and other stories of dammit inside

Not-Dorsidarf · Post by **Not-Dorsidarf** » Sat Apr 19, 2014 8:54 am #512

I was an assistant in a cult round ages ago. I spent the whole round running about taking photos of sec beating prisoners or whatever and sending them to the AI.

It turned out it was onehumaned to the Captain.

Puttingadonkonit · Sat Apr 19, 2014 9:57 pm

That WONDERFUL moment when you get all your objectives done and all that's left is to survive but then the GLORIOUS other survivors decide to set off bombs or other forms of fuck you in the escape shuttle.

dionysus24779 · Post by **dionysus24779** » Sun Apr 20, 2014 3:22 pm #780

> Scientist
> Double Agent, oh boy
> Spend many times preparing bombs and plan attack
> Move out of science
> TAZERED, CUFFED, LEL RANDOMSEARCH
> Ask what did I ever do
> "You have your ID/PDA in your pocket"

Afterwards in deadchat everyone tells me how 100% legit that was because I was "suspicious" and sec is totally allowed to "random"-search.

Not-Dorsidarf · Post by **Not-Dorsidarf** » Sun Apr 20, 2014 10:08 pm #835

And you didn't even claim to be taking them to mining?

Mandurrrh · Post by **Mandurrrh** » Sun Apr 20, 2014 11:01 pm #841

dionysus24779 wrote:> Scientist
> Double Agent, oh boy
> Spend many times preparing bombs and plan attack
> Move out of science
> TAZERED, CUFFED, LEL RANDOMSEARCH
> Ask what did I ever do
> "You have your ID/PDA in your pocket"

Afterwards in deadchat everyone tells me how 100% legit that was because I was "suspicious" and sec is totally allowed to "random"-search.

Double agents always tell on each other. Seems much more likely.

Myroc · Post by **Myroc** » Tue Apr 22, 2014 1:00 pm #1126

>Latejoin as CE
>You are a traitor! Steal a functional AI.
>Decide to lay low until the shuttle is called as kidnapping the AI at any other time is a terrible idea.
>Spend some time fixing the brig, and get a healing virus by the virologist.
>shuttle is eventually called due to boredom.
>Head down to engineering and onto the AI sat.
>Captain is there trying to lawcheck the AI, who is AFK and not responding.
>Help him into the AI core, he uses his rifle to take out the turrets.
>HoP pops in briefly and heads out again as soon as everything alright.
>"Has it been carded, captain?"
>"Yes."
>"Good."
>Grab my ebow and esword and assault the captain. He calls for help, but I knock him into crit as the HoP arrives.
>Grab captain's E-gun and duel with the HoP, I come out on top and kill him.
>Take the AI and get back to the station and seal myself into the pod.
>Smalltalk with the panicking AI for a little bit.
>10 seconds before the pod launches
>Captain moves up to the pod window
>He had the healing virus I completely forgot about and got out of crit
>Lasers me to death mere seconds before pod launch
>;________;

dionysus24779 · Post by **dionysus24779** » Wed Apr 23, 2014 5:11 pm #1411

> Spawn as Nuke Op Chef
> Okay I have this down
> Get everyone to donate, two borgs, quick briefing, go go go go
> Everyone actually manages to meet up at the solars
> We manage to get into the station as a closed group, overwhelming every opposition
> We enter HoP office because the HoP has the disk, here is where it all breaks apart...
> One Op and the two Borgs fuck off to who knows where and get massacred
> 4 Ops get into HoP office and stun the HoP as he flees into the conferece room
> The disk was right there on the downed HoP! But two Ops fuck off for no reason...
> 2 Ops with the HoP get stunned by Sec-Borg
> Ops cry for help but Asimov Sec-Borg watches as the HoP executes both Ops

The disk was right there... right there on the HoP on the ground, we just had to shoot him, strip him and fuck off... but everyone fucks off at that point, just why.

WeeYakk · Post by **WeeYakk** » Thu Apr 24, 2014 5:25 am #1545

>Tator
>Think up a cute gimmick, get a cardborg suit and helmet, voice changer, agent ID, and binary key
>Put on the things, set my ID to Heather-bot (Very Legit Cyborg)
>Go around pretending to be a borg
>Everyone goes along with it
>Get a security officer with the captain spare to give me some access.
>Visit the warden in the brig at some point, doing my cyborg gimmick.
>He keeps asking how I have access to the brig, is trying to arrest me but left his ID in the records console
>Doesn't even respond when I answer him
>Leave him be for now
>At some point the captain wanders into the AI core drunk and tries hitting on the AI.
>Informs the borgs over binary but they can't remove him because he ordered them not to under law 2.
>Time to be hero to silicon pals
>Walk into upload, prod and cuff drunk captain, inform the crew of his misconduct
>Take captain to brig
>Warden comes out tases me, strips my stuff, and puts me on the gulag with no ID
>Suicide, succumb
>Warden does fuck all for the next few minutes before killing himself and disconnecting
>Eventually another borg finds me and drags me to robotics
>Roboticist puts me in the morgue tray and forgets me forever even after I continuously enter and re-enter my body to flick the morgue tray light on and off

JJRcop · Post by **JJRcop** » Thu Apr 24, 2014 5:33 am #1548

WeeYakk wrote:>Tator
>Think up a cute gimmick, get a cardborg suit and helmet, voice changer, agent ID, and binary key
>Put on the things, set my ID to Heather-bot (Very Legit Cyborg)
>Go around pretending to be a borg
>Everyone goes along with it
>Get a security officer with the captain spare to give me some access.
>Visit the warden in the brig at some point, doing my cyborg gimmick.
>He keeps asking how I have access to the brig, is trying to arrest me but left his ID in the records console
>Doesn't even respond when I answer him
>Leave him be for now
>At some point the captain wanders into the AI core drunk and tries hitting on the AI.
>Informs the borgs over binary but they can't remove him because he ordered them not to under law 2.
>Time to be hero to silicon pals
>Walk into upload, prod and cuff drunk captain, inform the crew of his misconduct
>Take captain to brig
>Warden comes out tases me, strips my stuff, and puts me on the gulag with no ID
>Suicide, succumb
>Warden does fuck all for the next few minutes before killing himself and disconnecting
>Eventually another borg finds me and drags me to robotics
>Roboticist puts me in the morgue tray and forgets me forever even after I continuously enter and re-enter my body to flick the morgue tray light on and off

The captian was rather.. strange... that entire round.

WeeYakk · Post by **WeeYakk** » Thu Apr 24, 2014 6:41 am #1551

IIRC Neerti mentioned something about how he would've bwoinked him but admins don't handle their own cases.

Post by **Vekter** » Thu Apr 24, 2014 6:51 am #1553

Suicides can't be borged/cloned.

Also,
>Latejoin RD
>Some idiot blew up half of Science failing at bombtraitor
>He's getting borged, call Engineering to fix it
>Get to research, Mining is actually competent, brings me shit
>Start building a Durand because why not
>Internals start to run out, grab an o2 can from storage and use it to refill
>Turn on internals
>Still die of suffocation

According to coders, the game automatically sets nearly empty oxygen tanks to the lowest possible amount (around 11) and you have to manually reset them. Which I have never seen happen in the last three years.

Ended my round too, because apparently NO ONE NOTICED THE GASPING RD IN THE FIRELOCK BETWEEN THE SCIENCE WING AND THE MAIN HALLWAY.

FUCK

Steelpoint · Post by **Steelpoint** » Thu Apr 24, 2014 6:57 am #1554

Two things.

1: A fully upgraded cloning machine can clone people who suicided.

2: What do you mean oxygen tanks start at 11 pressure? That seems absurd.

Post by **Vekter** » Thu Apr 24, 2014 7:17 am #1555

Steelpoint wrote:Two things.

1: A fully upgraded cloning machine can clone people who suicided.

2: What do you mean oxygen tanks start at 11 pressure? That seems absurd.

I was using my internals tank. If it runs dry the tank tries to eject what it can, but instead of just setting the amount to 0, it turns the pressure down to like 11. So it didn't matter that I refilled it, it still didn't do me any good.

Kelenius · Post by **Kelenius** » Thu Apr 24, 2014 1:40 pm #1620

Yup, if tank pressure is lower than output pressure, output pressure is lowered to it.

Pandarsenic · Post by **Pandarsenic** » Thu Apr 24, 2014 4:01 pm #1656

You can borg suicides.

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Thu Apr 24, 2014 4:22 pm #1664

You can also use a staff of resurrection on suicides. Bloody annoying to the suicider.

Mr Wondrous · Post by **Mr Wondrous** » Thu Apr 24, 2014 6:32 pm #1698

>traitor chef
>decide to try to feed my target to Pete
>buy a parapen and a minibomb
>grab body bag from morg
>kidnap target in empty hallway
>put them in the body bag, drag to kitchen
>someone sees me and goes all soilent green
>rush into freezer room anyway
>buckle target to chair with cable ties
>drag Pete over to her
>Pete attacks me instead
>Over the radio: "The food is people! Chef is cooking humans!"
>borgs storm freezer
>see me being attacked by a goat with someone tied to a chair watching
>Run to the other end of the freezer, take out bomb and throw it at hostage
>bounces off the gibber and lands next to me
>explodes
>die
>Everyone else is fine
Fucking Pete.

Post by **Vekter** » Thu Apr 24, 2014 9:34 pm #1755

Just fucking gib your target. Pete is an asshole.

Mandurrrh · Post by **Mandurrrh** » Fri Apr 25, 2014 2:29 pm #1870

Mr Wondrous wrote:>traitor chef
>decide to try to feed my target to Pete
>buy a parapen and a minibomb
>grab body bag from morg
>kidnap target in empty hallway
>put them in the body bag, drag to kitchen
>someone sees me and goes all soilent green
>rush into freezer room anyway
>buckle target to chair with cable ties
>drag Pete over to her
>Pete attacks me instead
>Over the radio: "The food is people! Chef is cooking humans!"
>borgs storm freezer
>see me being attacked by a goat with someone tied to a chair watching
>Run to the other end of the freezer, take out bomb and throw it at hostage
>bounces off the gibber and lands next to me
>explodes
>die
>Everyone else is fine
Fucking Pete.

Pretty sure this was me.

dionysus24779 · Post by **dionysus24779** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 2:06 pm #2166

> Be Secborg
> Lalala, what a peaceful shift so far
> Suddenly screams about getting to RnD as fast as possible
> Roll over and see pure chaos, multiple security people fighting against multiple cult members
> Try to taze and cuff cultists wherever I can, unable to hold them all I taze others to try and prevent escapes, get EMP'ed through rune or talisman during the fight and have to fall back on trusty Baton
> Try as best as I can to keep the situation under control and the cultists from escaping or drawing any more runes or using talismans, attack/chatlog races like crazy while I try to concentrate on the chaos unfolding.
> Finally the situation calms down, the cultists are defeated and are getting dragged off arrested

> Get admin PM from CreationPro giving me shit about how I didn't notice among all the chaos that some Security officer harmbatoned a guy to dead
> Try to explain that it was impossible to pay attention to everything that happened during that confrontation, think escape shuttle chaos-level. I was already constantly moving and trying to do stuff and harmful and non-harmful messages are both just red and everyone was moving, and there was a rune there and cultists running of there and security on the ground there and and and and.
> CreationPro still being a smug shit isn't convinced by the argument and gives me more shit for not noticing the harming among all the other shit.

> Later in OOC when people where whining about how the borgs (there were two secborgs and a janiborg) were okay with Security killing people... try to explain how it was not at all like "Oh Security is killing people, I'm okay with that." but they didn't care.

Here's a cut from the log...

Spoiler:

As you may be able to tell it was a fast and chaotic situation, you have to pay attention to the actual gameplay screen while glancing at the attacklog, and whenever you glance over to see the wall of red-text and only see "stunbaton" you trust that Security is doing their job of not killing people when you have all hands full trying to contain the situation and everything.

And yeah, "now" that I can read it calmly I can see where the harm was done, but try to pay attention to that while fighting light crazy.

CreationPro has lost all my respect.

cultist-chan · Post by **cultist-chan** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 2:12 pm #2168

Complete my objective and decide to emag the gaming machine. Forgot that if you lose you're gibbed.

cultist-chan · Post by **cultist-chan** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 2:23 pm #2170

Oh another one

Badgerstation cicra 2013

Be traitor, job is to steal A-armor.
Sec sees me
Fight my way out of security
Steal a sec headset
Hide in locker because food is cooking irl
nomming while waiting for shuttle
"Did we ever find that bitch cultist-chan" on raido
"answer :s nope"
all my lols
start taunting sec over the radio
sec member finds my locker
opens, I stunprod him and tie him to a chair
leave him a bomb with 360 seconds (way too long) but long enough for him to scream for help
run off
shuttle called
think I'm hot shit at this point
hide in sec shuttle
":s gentlemen it's been fun"
suddenly door opens
I start shooting stun lazers as much as possible
out of despiration I throw a flash bang
lands too close
lazered to death,
pod leaves but guy lazering me falls out while I'm in crit

still one of my favorite rounds

JJRcop · Post by **JJRcop** » Wed Apr 30, 2014 3:43 am #2811

Medical Doctor
Doctoring...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
Singulo gets out...
...
Doctoring, doctoring, doctoring...
Sit down at medical desk observing suit sensors
Big borthering...
...
Traitor McIHadItComing shoots me dead with a Stechtkin pistol
Since it's like 3 minutes to shuttle, nobody notices me.

I don't blame him, it was the perfect opporitunity.

Stickymayhem · Post by **Stickymayhem** » Wed Apr 30, 2014 2:56 pm #2942

Not angry anymore.

Leaving items in my motherfucking pockets in the HoP line drives me crazy though.

Kelenius · Post by **Kelenius** » Fri May 02, 2014 6:08 am #3245

>Assistant
>Oh well
>YOU ARE A CHANGELING
>Sweet
>Start gathering gear
>Random miner throws an alien at me in the maint
>Cuffs me and drags me to firefighting room
>Buckles me to chair
>Random guy shows up, I yell for help, miner runs off
>Resist out of chair just in time as he returns
>Robust him with an arm blade
>Explode into gibs because I didn't realize it was an actual alien

I never get lucky with lings.

The best part is that I COULD have stopped it by transforming into a monkey and back, but I thought that it was a toy.

Jam · Post by **Jam** » Tue May 06, 2014 4:06 pm #4051

Kelenius wrote: >Explode into gibs because I didn't realize it was an actual alien

...I thought that it was a toy.

You know, you can shift-click it, and the description it gives will tell you that it's just a toy.

Also, real facehuggers knock you out, toys don't.

ShadowDimentio · Thu May 08, 2014 3:25 am

>Is scientist.
>Doing telescience.
>Some chucklefuck walks in and demands to be a part of the process.
>I tell him to fuck off, I ride alone.

>He starts getting pushy.
>He eventually leaves.
>I leave telescience for a minute.
>As I walk back, I see that the chucklefuck has raided the crystals and is throwing them all over the place, WASTING them.
>I beat the fucker to death with a fire-extinguisher for ruining my round and space his body to the bomb site.
>Bluespace admin-PM's me demanding explanation.
>I explain that he was clearly being a huge douche and was valid.
>Bluespace fucks off for a while.

TIME PASSES

>Mining found a facehugger and infected a monkey and had it brought to Xeno.
>Xenos have been breeding like rabbits in xeno, completely contained.
>Shitcurity invades and demands that they all be executed.
>I demand authorization from the Captain or RD before I let them.
>Am arrested, my ID stolen, and booted out of Science.
>I disarm the shitcurity officer and stun him with his own baton, cuff him, and strip him.
>Am proud as fuck for rousting the douchebag.
>Bluespace PM's me again, demanding I release him.
>We argue, because the guy was clearly being shitcurity, but I uncuff him after a moment and let him have his stuff back.
>Suddenly, ban for "like 3 people complaining about me in 30 minutes"

Seriously, Bluespace. Go eat a dildo. I don't need an illegitimate ban to go on top of my ginormous mound of illegitimate bans.

CHAPTER TWO, WHY I DISPOSE OF ALL CORPSES

>Am scientist.
>Doing telescience.
>Goes into hall, and a miner sticks a goliath with a lazarus syringe on the station, a CLEAR traitor move.
>I chase the fucker down but he gets away.
>Find him later and assault the douche with an extinguisher.
>He throws a minibomb at me and I QUICK DODGE and beat him to death with an extinguisher.
>I take him back to telescience and loot him for stuff.
>I drag him out to dispose of the body permanently, and am immidiately arrested by shitcurity.
>I furiously explain that I am a hero that killed an obvious tator and am to be released then.
>In a shocking move, shitcurity does the right thing and releases me.
>I get to the chapel and am breaking down the launcher door when a borg comes in and tries to steal the body.
>Eventually the AI calls in a secborg who arrests me while the borg takes the traitor's corpse to cloning.
>I get brigged while the guy is cloned.
>I ghost out of fury and spite for the shitty round.

Spoiler: The traitor got greentext. If I had been successful in disposing of the body, he would have lost. DESTROY TRAITOR CORPSES, KIDS.

Drynwyn · Post by **Drynwyn** » Thu May 08, 2014 3:07 pm #4509

oh noes A TATER GOT GREENTEXT
AGHHHHHTHISISTEWORSTTNGEVER.

Greentext is not winning. Redtext is not losing.

seriously at least Borg the poor fucker, especially since he tried to do something creative and let a Goliath loose on the station rather than ebow esword kill kill kill.

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Thu May 08, 2014 9:18 pm #4567

That sort of douchey, valid hunting behavior is the cancer.

Bluespace · Post by **Bluespace** » Fri May 09, 2014 12:13 am #4598

ShadowDimentio wrote:>Is scientist.
>Doing telescience.
>Some chucklefuck walks in and demands to be a part of the process.
>I tell him to fuck off, I ride alone.
>He starts getting pushy.
>He eventually leaves.
>I leave telescience for a minute.
>As I walk back, I see that the chucklefuck has raided the crystals and is throwing them all over the place, WASTING them.
>I beat the fucker to death with a fire-extinguisher for ruining my round and space his body to the bomb site.
>Bluespace admin-PM's me demanding explanation.
>I explain that he was clearly being a huge douche and was valid.
>Bluespace fucks off for a while.

TIME PASSES

>Mining found a facehugger and infected a monkey and had it brought to Xeno.
>Xenos have been breeding like rabbits in xeno, completely contained.
>Shitcurity invades and demands that they all be executed.
>I demand authorization from the Captain or RD before I let them.
>Am arrested, my ID stolen, and booted out of Science.
>I disarm the shitcurity officer and stun him with his own baton, cuff him, and strip him.
>Am proud as fuck for rousting the douchebag.
>Bluespace PM's me again, demanding I release him.
>We argue, because the guy was clearly being shitcurity, but I uncuff him after a moment and let him have his stuff back.
>Suddenly, ban for "like 3 people complaining about me in 30 minutes"

Seriously, Bluespace. Go eat a dildo. I don't need an illegitimate ban to go on top of my ginormous mound of illegitimate bans.

CHAPTER TWO, WHY I DISPOSE OF ALL CORPSES

>Am scientist.
>Doing telescience.
>Goes into hall, and a miner sticks a goliath with a lazarus syringe on the station, a CLEAR traitor move.
>I chase the fucker down but he gets away.
>Find him later and assault the douche with an extinguisher.
>He throws a minibomb at me and I QUICK DODGE and beat him to death with an extinguisher.
>I take him back to telescience and loot him for stuff.
>I drag him out to dispose of the body permanently, and am immidiately arrested by shitcurity.
>I furiously explain that I am a hero that killed an obvious tator and am to be released then.
>In a shocking move, shitcurity does the right thing and releases me.
>I get to the chapel and am breaking down the launcher door when a borg comes in and tries to steal the body.
>Eventually the AI calls in a secborg who arrests me while the borg takes the traitor's corpse to cloning.
>I get brigged while the guy is cloned.
>I ghost out of fury and spite for the shitty round.

Spoiler: The traitor got greentext. If I had been successful in disposing of the body, he would have lost. DESTROY TRAITOR CORPSES, KIDS.

Oh man, I remember you, you were so angry over this dude, I had to give you a time out. I could've cooked an egg on your rage.

ShadowDimentio · Fri May 09, 2014 2:05 am

ThanatosRa wrote:That sort of douchey, valid hunting behavior is the cancer.

Valid-hunting? Nah. I don't look for ways to make people valid. People make themselves valid. I mean, really, what POSSIBLE reason would you have as a non-antag to raid telescience's crystals and start throwing them at other scientists? I can think of none. And when you're being a griefing douche for no good reason, you don't deserve to be playing with other people.

Bluespace wrote:Oh man, I remember you, you were so angry over this dude, I had to give you a time out. I could've cooked an egg on your rage.

I get like that when I'm dealing with shitlers. I mean, for fuck's sake, Security shouldn't be allowed to burst into Xenobio and start kicking out the scientists so that they can kill the Xenos because they're a 'threat' in their inescapable cell being watched over by 5 people, 3 of whom are armed. They have zero authority to do such a thing without the RD or Captain saying they can, which I'm 99% sure they didn't have, and if they did, they needed to make it official, which was exactly what I was demanding. Plus, you kinda broke one of the few victories I've had against shitcurity in ever, so I was quite livid at anyone who bothered me at the time.

Killerz104 · Post by **Killerz104** » Fri May 09, 2014 3:08 am #4632

Fucking cool.

> Nobody gives a shit about what happened before
> Be in escape
> Man runs into escape
> Tries to shoot me with a revolver, misses
> I ready my gun
> CONNECTION LOST UNABLE TO RECONNECT
> fuck
> Rejoin
> Gotta download the whole 30MBs again and sit through an ad
> Halfway through
> CONNECTION LOST
> fuck
> Rejoin
> Gotta download the whole 30MBs again and sit through an ad
> Partway through
> Download stops, doesn't say connection lost
> Not even going to bother to rejoin

Fucking BYOND

Konork · Post by **Konork** » Fri May 09, 2014 5:49 am #4648

ShadowDimentio wrote:I get like that when I'm dealing with shitlers. I mean, for fuck's sake, Security shouldn't be allowed to burst into Xenobio and start kicking out the scientists so that they can kill the Xenos because they're a 'threat' in their inescapable cell being watched over by 5 people, 3 of whom are armed. They have zero authority to do such a thing without the RD or Captain saying they can, which I'm 99% sure they didn't have, and if they did, they needed to make it official, which was exactly what I was demanding. Plus, you kinda broke one of the few victories I've had against shitcurity in ever, so I was quite livid at anyone who bothered me at the time.

To be fair about the Xeno thing, I had a round as RD where one of the miners brought in a facehugger, and someone volunteered to host it. The resulting Xeno was in that wierd misc testing cell or whatever and evolved to queen, but we never gave it any more hosts. I told the scientist in charge of it to make sure it didn't get loose, and I even told her to be absolutely sure after she said it couldn't escape. And then we got wormholes. As long as random events (or badminning but I have no proof of that) are possible, nothing is inescapable.

imblyings · Post by **imblyings** » Fri May 09, 2014 7:05 am #4652

>xenos
>ever ending well
>ever
>mfw people claiming each time that the xenos are safely contained and that nothing bad will happen

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Kelenius · Post by **Kelenius** » Fri May 09, 2014 7:38 am #4658

imblyings wrote:>xenos
>ever ending well
>ever
>mfw people claiming each time that the xenos are safely contained and that nothing bad will happen

Muh roleplay

imblyings · Post by **imblyings** » Fri May 09, 2014 8:35 am #4666

a safely contained xeno is one behind two layers of rwalls and two shields, in a containment area with burnmix, in a room only where personnel are only admitted entry after extensive searches by security and only by staff loyalty implanted and implanted with insta-ded chem implants can enter anyway while a bare minimum of a four-man security team armed with xray lasers, bio hoods and riotsuits stand overwatch along with a fully kitted out gygax with a laser cannon, all of whom have pAI's with the clearance to signal max-yield explosives placed throughout the room that will completely gib everything. The room is a self-powered, self-contained entity out in the middle of space, further protected by motion cameras and turrets and has a dedicated AI as well, with directives to shut down everything if there is a breach.

this is a story of tears because I will never ever ever ever ever roleplay on a ss13 server with real-world levels of workplace health and safety regulations and competency.

KingLouisXIV · Post by **KingLouisXIV** » Fri May 09, 2014 10:36 am #4677

Killerz104 wrote:Fucking BYOND

Oh man, I had something like that happen to me.

> Be HoP
> Station is low-pop and quiet as heck, I end up giving Danny Schmidt all-access for some reason I forget
> He distributes guns, MURRICASTATION GO
> Strolling around, everybody is acting pretty peaceful
> Suddenly, Danny throws a banana cream pie at me
> CONNECTION LOST
> Spend the next few minutes reconnecting
> I log back in, I'm dead and my corpse is absolutely brutalized to the point where it simply cannot be recognized
> I'm also stuffed somewhere in the dark
> welp
> Suddenly, I get pulled out by somebody... You mean they actually checked my suit sensors?!
> Get cloned, get pissed. Remarkably, my ID wasn't stolen...
> Shrug it off and keep a strong mental note of who exactly was seen with me last, and why they didn't nab my ID... Because they didn't need it.
> See Danny stabbing a (braindead) clown in the hallway FNR
> I tell him to knock it off, he peels out running
> Station goes fucking bonkers trying to catch Danny at this point, he starts shooting and taking back everybody's guns
> Call shuttle and it ends up being that I don't get direct revenge for his METAGAME PIE DISCONNECT SUMO JUTSU attack
> Grumble and vow never to give him any access EVER NEVER AGAIN

ShadowDimentio · Fri May 09, 2014 11:01 am

Konork wrote:To be fair about the Xeno thing, I had a round as RD where one of the miners brought in a facehugger, and someone volunteered to host it. The resulting Xeno was in that wierd misc testing cell or whatever and evolved to queen, but we never gave it any more hosts. I told the scientist in charge of it to make sure it didn't get loose, and I even told her to be absolutely sure after she said it couldn't escape. And then we got wormholes. As long as random events (or badminning but I have no proof of that) are possible, nothing is inescapable.

If RNJesus hates you so much that that happens, you lose. Neurotically covering every potential threat is a pain in the ass and then some. Just let it happen, if that's the case.

Blonkz · Post by **Blonkz** » Sat May 10, 2014 4:05 pm #4955

A long time ago:

Be CE
Be tator, steal magboots
Adminhelp for diffrent goal
Steal blueprints
...
Rly?
Yarly!
Do CE stuff
Science gets bombed
Repair it
a bloodied HoS races in
Stuns me, strips me, keeps batting me with a batton
HoS: "MAGBOOTS AND BLUEPRINTS! YOU ARE A TATOR!"
Me: "There's no air here, I am also the CE."
HoS: ":s BACKUP TATOR CE IN SCIENCE!"
Me: There's no air here, I am suffocating
HoS: :s HE CYROSTUNG ME, I AM DYING
HoS starts harmbattoning me, collapses due to suffocation
Security guards race in, see the collapsed HoS just as I get up
Security opens fire
I die
Adminhelp it
Valid
Round ends
HoS nontater, also admin.
HoS/Admin messages me telling me that I was valid as tator and also a whiny bitch for adminhelping as tator

Drynwyn · Post by **Drynwyn** » Sat May 10, 2014 6:33 pm #4994

who was the admin? Was that on this server?

Even as an antagonist, you still have protection from Urist McGriff. Being "right" with your guess doesn't make your guesswork valid.

Kelenius · Post by **Kelenius** » Sat May 10, 2014 6:50 pm #5000

I.... think that it might be FNR-worthy. You still have protection until you do something antage-y.

Myroc · Post by **Myroc** » Sat May 10, 2014 7:55 pm #5015

Being arrested and called a traitor for having magboots and the station blueprints as Chief Engineer? And an admin was doing it?

Yeah, uh, holy shit, that's just despicable.

ShadowDimentio · Sun May 11, 2014 4:37 am

>Is mime
>Is also tator
>Not in the mood to srs tator, so takes stuff to be fun joke tator mime instead. (EMP flashlight, noslip shoes)
>Runs around with EMP flashlight EMPing people and then running away, having fun, etc.
>EMP HoS who proceeds to chase me down for 5 minutes and arrest me.
>"You've broken two of my headsets, you are scum, etc."
>Is thrown in perma and the HoS loots my shoes, like a shitler.
>Ahelp
>"You're using tator items against sec, they can perma you for that."

BREAKING NEWS
Admins in full support of new shitcurity epidemic! Will the abuse against mimes and clowns ever end!?

>Is scientist
>Is also tator, again.
>Spends 30 minutes making bombs and working telecience, preparing for a station-wide carpet-bombing.
>RD runs in, crossbow's me, kills me.
TIME PASSES
>Am cloned.
>Gets stuff and returns to telescience.
>Warden and a lawyer are standing in telescience.
>Warden tazes me.
>"RANDOM SEARCH!"
>Finds bombs.
>Am permabrigged.
>Ahelp.
>"Yeah sec can random search in blue."
>Descend into a black rage.

I have so mother fucking many shitcurity stories that end with the admins not doing anything it's not even funny. Seriously, we need admins that actually hold security to REAL FUCKING STANDARDS rather than just letting them do what they want.

Steelpoint · Post by **Steelpoint** » Sun May 11, 2014 4:55 am #5079

You attack Security personnel with a traitor item, and expect them to not arrest you?

There is a difference between shitcurity (HoS aresting the CE for having the blueprints) and competent Security (arresting a traitor using traitor items).

Dare I say that if you don't want to be arrested then don't use traitor items near or on Sec personnel?

Drynwyn · Post by **Drynwyn** » Sun May 11, 2014 5:19 am #5082

The first one was unquestionably valid by sec.

The second one is a bit of a gray area. By space law, having bombs outside the Toxins lab is Possesion of an Unauthorized Weapon- not a capital offense. However if there was reason to believe you were going to use them, which may well be "having them in place y" that's attempted Grand Sabotage- valid for perma.

Munchlax · Post by **Munchlax** » Sun May 11, 2014 10:53 am #5147

The first story was entirely your own fault.

Kelenius · Post by **Kelenius** » Sun May 11, 2014 11:11 am #5148

Steelpoint wrote:You attack Security personnel with a traitor item, and expect them to not arrest you?

There is a difference between shitcurity (HoS aresting the CE for having the blueprints) and competent Security (arresting a traitor using traitor items).

Dare I say that if you don't want to be arrested then don't use traitor items near or on Sec personnel?

You see a clown in chameleon jumpsuit, using chameleon projector, throwing soap and cards in the bar to entertain people. Your actions?

>Traitor, muh valids, perma he
>Meh, don't care

Also, the second one is indeed a gray area, because some admins agree that random searching someone without a reason is being a dick and bannable, AFAIK, and there was a huge discussion regarding the 'random searches are allowed' text.

On the other hand, you were going to bomb the whole station.

Steelpoint · Post by **Steelpoint** » Sun May 11, 2014 11:14 am #5149

I really would not care if the Clown was doing what you described, but in this scenario he was using a EMP light on a lot of people and while it is questionable ethically as to what a HoS could do in that situation, the HoS still did have full rights to issue a perma sentence.

I likely would have just confiscated the EMP Light and issued a warning. But to each their own.

Kangaraptor · Post by **Kangaraptor** » Sun May 11, 2014 11:30 am #5152

What about the fact that the HoS looted his shoes (presumably no-slips), likely to use to his own ends? That's shitcurity and should make you valid to anybody else who happens to notice you, the HoS, is using traitor items.

hue.

EDIT: That isn't to say that using traitor items in general shouldn't make you valid, either; running around with an EMP light makes you liable to get lynched, even if you weren't actually harming anybody.