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|jobtitle = Ian | |jobtitle = Ian | ||
|access = None | |access = None | ||
| − | |additional = | + | |additional = Whatever access your master gives you |
| − | |difficulty = Impossible | + | |difficulty = Impossible |
|superior = [[Head of Personnel]] | |superior = [[Head of Personnel]] | ||
|duties = Being immune to theobromine, being a liability, playing dress-up, dancing as a spaz would | |duties = Being immune to theobromine, being a liability, playing dress-up, dancing as a spaz would | ||
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** Security Helmet (the ones they spawn with) | ** Security Helmet (the ones they spawn with) | ||
** Sunglasses | ** Sunglasses | ||
| − | ** Captain's Hat (the one he spawns with) | + | ** Blindfold |
| − | ** HoP's Hat | + | ** Captain's Hat (the one he spawns with + collectable version) |
| + | ** HoP's Hat + Collectable | ||
** Top Hat | ** Top Hat | ||
| − | ** Kitty Ears | + | ** Kitty Ears + Collectable |
** Clown mask (honk) | ** Clown mask (honk) | ||
** Sheriff Hat (may not exist ingame, it's in the icons) | ** Sheriff Hat (may not exist ingame, it's in the icons) | ||
** Detective's Hat | ** Detective's Hat | ||
| − | ** Sombrero | + | ** Sombrero (classic only) |
** Nurse Hat (put behind medbay front desk, with a station bounced radio tuned to medical, to have a functional corgi receptionist) | ** Nurse Hat (put behind medbay front desk, with a station bounced radio tuned to medical, to have a functional corgi receptionist) | ||
*** Given medbay's close proximity to the kitchen on several maps, this may not be the best idea | *** Given medbay's close proximity to the kitchen on several maps, this may not be the best idea | ||
| − | ** | + | ** Berets (minus Sec, HoS, Highlander, French beret) |
| − | ** Pirate | + | ** Pirate Hats + Collectable |
** Wizard Hats (fake or real, they both look the same.) | ** Wizard Hats (fake or real, they both look the same.) | ||
| − | ** Santa Hat (Yap, Yap, Yap!) | + | ** Santa Hat and Santa's hat (Yap, Yap, Yap!) |
| − | ** | + | ** Rabbit Ears + Collectable |
** Ushanka (with the flaps up or down, doesn't matter.) | ** Ushanka (with the flaps up or down, doesn't matter.) | ||
| − | ** Chef's Hat | + | ** Chef's Hat (Bone appetite!) + Collectable |
| − | ** Hard Hats | + | ** Some Hard Hats: white CE, yellow engineer, Collectable |
** Bedsheet (2spooky4me) | ** Bedsheet (2spooky4me) | ||
| − | ** Police | + | ** Warden's Police Hat / Collectable Police Officer's hat |
| − | ** A sheet of paper | + | ** A sheet of paper / Collectable Paper hat / Festive paper hat |
| − | ** Cargo baseball cap | + | ** Cargo baseball cap |
** Cardborg Helmet | ** Cardborg Helmet | ||
| − | ** | + | ** Novelty Reindeer Hat (admin spawn) |
| + | ** Cakehat | ||
| + | ** Scarfs | ||
| + | ** Carved Pumpkin / Blumpkin (lit and unlit) | ||
* Back: | * Back: | ||
| − | ** | + | ** Some Armor Vests: Secoff, Marines, Infiltrator, Cuirass |
** Station Bounced Radio (<strike>annoy the shit out of</strike> get d'awws out of the crew by broadcasting everything ian barks over common) | ** Station Bounced Radio (<strike>annoy the shit out of</strike> get d'awws out of the crew by broadcasting everything ian barks over common) | ||
** Blue Oxygen Tank (The big ones) | ** Blue Oxygen Tank (The big ones) | ||
** Fire Extinguisher | ** Fire Extinguisher | ||
** Cardborg Suit (Yip. Yip.) | ** Cardborg Suit (Yip. Yip.) | ||
| − | ** | + | ** Corgi Costume |
| + | ** Antag Uplink | ||
| + | ==Things Ian can do!== | ||
| + | Ian can now be given commands! To make Ian your best friend just pet him a lot, in the future to will be changed to feeding and playing but for now just petting. After a set amount of petting you can give Ian various commands, commands include: | ||
| + | |||
| + | *Fetch: Ian fetches an object after the player gives this command and points to a object | ||
| + | *Sic: Ian will attack whatever you pointed to to attack, though having a Welsh Corgi sicced on you isn't as bad as some would think, the little bugger can do some damage! | ||
| + | *heel: Ian will stay in place on your command, good for restricting movement in a bad situation. | ||
==Lisa== | ==Lisa== | ||
| − | It is Cargo's duty to get Ian laid. If cargo gets the corgi named Lisa, STEAL THAT DOG. Leave the two alone in a room and they will mate, producing the cutest thing ever. Corgi Puppies. These puppies will then be stolen by the | + | It is Cargo's duty to get Ian laid. If cargo gets the corgi named Lisa, STEAL THAT DOG. Leave the two alone in a room and they will mate, producing the cutest thing ever. Corgi Puppies. These puppies will then be stolen by the [[Chef]] and murdered by [[assistant]]s. |
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| style="background: #4f4f4f; color: white; text-align: center;" id="command" |'''Command''' | | style="background: #4f4f4f; color: white; text-align: center;" id="command" |'''Command''' | ||
| − | | '''[[Captain|Alpha Dog]]''', '''[[Head of Personnel|Master]]''' | + | | '''[[Captain|Alpha Dog]]''', '''[[Head of Security|Bigger Dog]]''', '''[[Chief Engineer|Poly's Keeper]]''', '''[[Research Director|Grrrrr]]''', '''[[Chief Medical Officer|Smells Like Cat]]''', '''[[Quartermaster|Corgi Orderer]]''', '''[[Head of Personnel|Master]]''' |
|- | |- | ||
| textcolor="white" style="background: #7d7d7d; text-align: center;" id="security" |'''Security''' | | textcolor="white" style="background: #7d7d7d; text-align: center;" id="security" |'''Security''' | ||
| − | | '''[[Head of Security|Bigger Dog]]''', [[Security Officer|Pee On]], [[Warden|Butt Sniffer]], [[Detective|Smells Like Whiskey]] | + | | '''[[Head of Security|Bigger Dog]]''', [[Security Officer|Pee On]], [[Warden|Butt Sniffer]], [[Detective|Smells Like Whiskey]], [[Prisoner|Big Dog Not Doing Job!]] |
|- | |- | ||
| − | | style="background: #949494; text-align: center;" id="engineering" |''' | + | | style="background: #949494; text-align: center;" id="engineering" |'''Engineering''' |
| '''[[Chief Engineer|Poly's Keeper]]''', [[Station Engineer|Yellow Dog]], [[Atmospheric Technician|Smells Strange]] | | '''[[Chief Engineer|Poly's Keeper]]''', [[Station Engineer|Yellow Dog]], [[Atmospheric Technician|Smells Strange]] | ||
|- | |- | ||
| − | | style="background: #9a9a9a; text-align: center;" id="science" |''' | + | | style="background: #9a9a9a; text-align: center;" id="science" |'''Science''' |
| − | | '''[[Research Director|Grrrrr]]''', [[Scientist|Trouble]], [[Roboticist|Maker of Loud Buzzy Things]] | + | | '''[[Research Director|Grrrrr]]''', [[Scientist|Trouble]], [[Geneticist|Smells Like Monkeys]], [[Roboticist|Maker of Loud Buzzy Things]] |
| + | |- | ||
| + | | style="background: #b4b4b4; text-align: center;" id="medical" |'''Medical''' | ||
| + | | '''[[Chief Medical Officer|Smells Like Cat]]''', [[Medical Doctor|Smells Like Makefeelgood]], [[Paramedic|Smells like Blood]], [[Chemist|Smells Like Bad]], [[Virologist|Smells Like Plague]], [[Coroner|Smells like dead people]] | ||
|- | |- | ||
| − | | style="background: # | + | | style="background: #888888; text-align: center;" id="supply" |'''Supply''' |
| − | | '''[[ | + | | '''[[Quartermaster|Corgi Orderer]]''', [[Cargo Technician|Corgi Pusher]], [[Shaft Miner|Outside Dog]], [[Bitrunner|Sweaty Dog]] |
|- | |- | ||
| style="background: #909090; text-align: center;" id="service" | '''Service''' | | style="background: #909090; text-align: center;" id="service" | '''Service''' | ||
| − | | [[Janitor|Bag of | + | | '''[[Head of Personnel|Master]]''', [[Janitor|Bag of Treats Keeper]], [[Bartender|Tastes Like Whiskey]], [[Cook|Keeper of the Foods]], [[Botanist|Smells Like "Plants"]], [[Clown|Smells Funny]], [[Mime|Smells Blank]], [[Chaplain|Barking]], [[Curator|Lewd Dog]], [[Assistant|Bark At Constantly]], [[Psychologist|Has Chewtoys And Nice Couch]] |
|- | |- | ||
| − | | style="background: # | + | | style="background: #d8d8d8; text-align: center;" id="nonHuman" | '''Non-human''' |
| − | | [[ | + | | '''[[AI|Loudvoicefromwall]]''', [[Cyborg|Loud Buzzy Thing]], [[Positronic Brain|Loudvoicefromcube]], [[Drone|Metal Bug]], [[Personal AI|Loudvoicefromsmallbox]], [[Construct|Is That a Ghost Shaggy?]], [[Imaginary Friend|I Need a Real, Live Ghost]], [[Split Personality|Smells like Lazy Eye]], [[Ghost|G-g-g-GHOST!]] |
|- | |- | ||
| − | | style="background: # | + | | style="background: #B2B2B2; text-align: center;" id="JobTrait" | '''Trait Jobs''' |
| − | | | + | | [[Cargorilla|Smells like Bananas and Money]], [[Bridge Assistant|Omega Dog]], [[Veteran Security Advisor|Smells like WAR]] |
|- | |- | ||
| style="background: black; color: white; text-align: center;" id="antagonist" |'''Antagonist''' | | style="background: black; color: white; text-align: center;" id="antagonist" |'''Antagonist''' | ||
| − | | [[Traitor|Smells Like Telecrystals]], [[Malfunctioning AI|VERYloudvoicefromwall]], [[Changeling|Smells Like Everyone]], [[ | + | | [[Traitor|Smells Like Telecrystals]], [[Malfunctioning AI|VERYloudvoicefromwall]], [[Changeling|Smells Like Everyone]], [[Nuclear_Operative|Bad Dogs]], [[Wizard|Magic Dog]], [[Nightmare|Scary Thing]], [[Abductor|Smells Like Ayy]], [[Xeno|Spiney Dogs]], [[Spider|Spider Dog]], [[Revenant|Angry Dead Dog]], [[Space Ninja|Anyone Else Smell That?]], [[Holoparasite|Guard Dog]], [[Blob|Tasty Goo]], [[Slaughter_Demon|Smells Like Meat]], [[Blood_Cult|Smells Like Blood]], [[Heretic|Smells Like E̶̹̫̭̅̀L̶̡̲̦̙̙̳͂͋͗̑D̶̞̓̔R̷̡̖͋̓̀͌̍Ǐ̵̳̭̃T̴̛̙̗̺̯̼̒̑̒͝C̴̢̖̮̘̔̍̾̈́̒Ḫ̴̢̨̥̣̌͊̀̅ ̴̰͙̩̰͐G̷̡̨̘̬̾̾͠O̶͍͙̳̞̝̫̎̊͝Ḑ̷̼̼̈̇͊̽́S̸̜͇̣̝͙̾̑]], [[Spy|Secret Dog]], [[Pirate|Smells Like Rum]], [[Sentient Disease|Smells Like Mutagen]], [[Obsessed|Forbidden Snack]], [[Fugitives|Dogthinkers]], [[Hunters|Smells Like THE LAW]], [[Space Dragon|Scaley Dog]], [[Pulsating Tumor|Smells Like Bones And Ash]], [[Sentient Slime|Smells Like Melting]], [[Rat King|Smells Like the Litter Box]], [[Paradox Clone|Smells Like Master...?]] |
|- | |- | ||
| style="text-align: center;" id="special" | '''Special''' | | style="text-align: center;" id="special" | '''Special''' | ||
| − | | '''[[Centcom Official|Bark, Sniff & Arf]]''', [[Death squad|Bigger Alpha Dogs]], [[Emergency Response Team|Dog Catchers!]], [[Chrono Legionnaire|Time Bark]], [[Highlander|Loudvoicefromskirt]], [[Ian|Best Dog]] | + | | '''[[Centcom Official|Bark, Sniff & Arf]]''', [[Death squad|Bigger Alpha Dogs]], [[Emergency Response Team|Dog Catchers!]], [[Chrono Legionnaire|Time Bark]], [[Highlander|Loudvoicefromskirt]], [[Ian|Best Dog]]. [[CentCom Intern|Smells like Ramen Noodles]] |
|- | |- | ||
| style="background: #d7d7d7; color: black; text-align: center;" id="race" |'''Races''' | | style="background: #d7d7d7; color: black; text-align: center;" id="race" |'''Races''' | ||
| − | | [[Humans|Mans]], [[Lizardperson|Scale Mans]], [[Flyperson|Buzz Mans]], [[Plasmaman|Fire Mans]], [[Podman|Vegetable Mans]], [[golem|Rock Mans]], [[Felinids|DIRTY CATS]], [[Ethereals|Glowy Mans]], [[Guide to races#Human Mutants|Strange Mans]] | + | | [[Humans|Mans]], [[Lizardperson|Scale Mans]], [[Flyperson|Buzz Mans]], [[Plasmaman|Fire Mans]], [[Podman|Vegetable Mans]], [[golem|Rock Mans]], [[Felinids|DIRTY CATS]], [[Ethereals|Glowy Mans]], [[Guide to races#Human Mutants|Strange Mans]] |
|} | |} | ||
[[Category: Jobs]] | [[Category: Jobs]] | ||
Latest revision as of 09:58, 3 March 2024
| SPECIAL STAFF | |
 Ian |
Access: None Additional Access: Whatever access your master gives you Difficulty: Impossible Supervisors: Head of Personnel Duties: Being immune to theobromine, being a liability, playing dress-up, dancing as a spaz would Guides: Chain of Command Quote: Woof woof. Ruff, arf, au au. Yip, bow-wow. Bark. |
EVERYTHING IAN CAN WEAR
- Head:
- Security Helmet (the ones they spawn with)
- Sunglasses
- Blindfold
- Captain's Hat (the one he spawns with + collectable version)
- HoP's Hat + Collectable
- Top Hat
- Kitty Ears + Collectable
- Clown mask (honk)
- Sheriff Hat (may not exist ingame, it's in the icons)
- Detective's Hat
- Sombrero (classic only)
- Nurse Hat (put behind medbay front desk, with a station bounced radio tuned to medical, to have a functional corgi receptionist)
- Given medbay's close proximity to the kitchen on several maps, this may not be the best idea
- Berets (minus Sec, HoS, Highlander, French beret)
- Pirate Hats + Collectable
- Wizard Hats (fake or real, they both look the same.)
- Santa Hat and Santa's hat (Yap, Yap, Yap!)
- Rabbit Ears + Collectable
- Ushanka (with the flaps up or down, doesn't matter.)
- Chef's Hat (Bone appetite!) + Collectable
- Some Hard Hats: white CE, yellow engineer, Collectable
- Bedsheet (2spooky4me)
- Warden's Police Hat / Collectable Police Officer's hat
- A sheet of paper / Collectable Paper hat / Festive paper hat
- Cargo baseball cap
- Cardborg Helmet
- Novelty Reindeer Hat (admin spawn)
- Cakehat
- Scarfs
- Carved Pumpkin / Blumpkin (lit and unlit)
- Back:
- Some Armor Vests: Secoff, Marines, Infiltrator, Cuirass
- Station Bounced Radio (
annoy the shit out ofget d'awws out of the crew by broadcasting everything ian barks over common) - Blue Oxygen Tank (The big ones)
- Fire Extinguisher
- Cardborg Suit (Yip. Yip.)
- Corgi Costume
- Antag Uplink
Things Ian can do!
Ian can now be given commands! To make Ian your best friend just pet him a lot, in the future to will be changed to feeding and playing but for now just petting. After a set amount of petting you can give Ian various commands, commands include:
- Fetch: Ian fetches an object after the player gives this command and points to a object
- Sic: Ian will attack whatever you pointed to to attack, though having a Welsh Corgi sicced on you isn't as bad as some would think, the little bugger can do some damage!
- heel: Ian will stay in place on your command, good for restricting movement in a bad situation.
Lisa
It is Cargo's duty to get Ian laid. If cargo gets the corgi named Lisa, STEAL THAT DOG. Leave the two alone in a room and they will mate, producing the cutest thing ever. Corgi Puppies. These puppies will then be stolen by the Chef and murdered by assistants.
