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Revision as of 15:54, 28 January 2021

Elsa 'l'Epee' Spinnewyn in game.

My YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsPb9_HVn1CqVo-9oQhnsEw

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THE MARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRINNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

Command

Job Role Rank Difficulty
Commander
Captain
The Captain of THEIR DOOM. A bait to CM player because CM whitelist. DO FUCKING BRIEFING IN THE BRIEFING ROOM!!!! Don't fix engine; get bitched at by medical and marines when autodoc has no power. Don't load OB; get bitched at by marines and SL for not loading OB. Don't know what is a Tadpole is. Never check crew manifest. "WhAt Is OrBiTiNg?!" "I cAn'T cHaNgE oRbIt LeVeLs!!" "LiStEn To Me, MaRiNeS!" Don't communicate to marines; get bitched at by marines and Discord for being a shit captain. Flash, arrest, or mateba people for doing captain's job despite captain not doing their fucking job. Get bwoink then jobban for deploying to planetside. aThe Big Boy Command Announcement: WHY DON'T YOU MARINES LISTEN TO ME!? I AM SO GREAT BECAUSE I AM CAPTAIN! I WILL USE MY FUCKING MATEBA TO PROVE MY POINT!
Field Commander
Field Commander
The embodiment of TGMC's spirituality: the unga dunga. The running synthetic with a gun. OB, CAS, railgun, and mortar marines to heal them. Achieve objectives. Flow with the unga. Get cash money for req. Order things that marines want and need. Used to be able to use SG until some fucking bitch ruined it for all. ARE YOU ENTERTAINED, ELSA?! ARE YOU FUCKING ENTERTAINED YET WITH YOUR LIEUTENANT COLONAL RANK AT THE COST OF FC SG?! ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU?! Superior than captain. Can't make medals. Type in ...badFC in Discord to see a shit FC. aMarine Major decap simulation until wear helmet
Intelligence Officer
Staff Officer
Literally captain with no Mateba. aLieutenant Commander just overwatch until they realize they can go to planetside
Pilot Officer
Pilot Officer
Confused as to why they get jumped by SG mains during round start in Pillar of Spring. Don't put sentries on Alamo. Use all the sentries for Alamo when tadpole is in use. Forget to deploy sentries when in planetside. Think that coolage attachment is useful. Don't print out surgery table for MO doing Alamo surgery; in fact, put the medevac attachment in Alamo INSTEAD of a surgery table. Launch Alamo or Condor before engineers make FOB with drone. "WhErE iS tHe NoRmAnDy?!" Don't know what a tadpole is. Launch tadpole without Bluespace export or mining upgrade. Don't check for tadpole supplies. Fuck up evac with Alamo and tadpole by not lifting off in time. Change landing zone for tadpole to a place with barely any fucking miners. Cycle Alamo to the wrong LZ. Cycle without telling marines. Periods between cycle takes too long, making marines wait. Lockdown marines in Alamo EVEN IN SHIPSIDE aWarrant Officer fly boi
Tank Crewman
Tank Crewman
Don't exist in TGMC because no tank despite having the choice to choose the job in character setup. Never spawn. Cries aMY ARMOR IS MY RANK plays Sabaton's Ghost Division

Military Police fuck boi in the shadow realm

Job Role Rank Difficulty
Chief Military Police
Command Master at Arms
TGMC:Military_Law!!!! Tase marines for trying to FUCK WITH THE LAW!!!! Flash or stunbaton them when they are in CQC distance or in EORD. Being shitcurity as usual. Don't exist for being utterly useless and a bitch to deal with when new players grief marines. anonexistent kek DESTROY ALL MARINES, CORRUPT THEM ALL
Military Police
Master at Arms
Same as CMP with less access. YOU ARE BELOW AND ARE THE FUCKINGLAW!!!! asame status as CMP Medium

Engineering/Requisitions

Job Role Rank Difficulty
Chief Engineer
Chief Ship Engineer
Think that fixing engine is a waste of time, so never fix it. Assume that OB is loaded, and never ask what OB should be loaded. Don't do req when RO cryo, then get bored and cryo despite chairs and tables haven't been deconstructed. Secretly the superior RO. aLieutenant ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Requisitions Officer
Requisitions Officer
Buy B18 and Mateba for himself. Work on cardio by running to CIC and pressing buttons for supply beacon. "WhAt Is A bLuEsPaCe?" Send down ARSR belt with stuff still in crates, including the bluespace export. Don't give marines their Jaegar mods. Yells at marines for not selling xenos even when RO have not given marines bluespace export. Spite marines by sending bluespace export to FOB, not to tadpole, then wonders why there is not much req points to spend. Get yelled at by marines as to why supplies are taking too long to reach to planetside yet beacons are on. Tase marines when entering his sacred space in req. Get disarmed and lose tase forever. aChief Petty Officer jew master level 100
Ship Technician
Ship Technician
Fuck about in ship, cryo or SSD when needed the most. Discount CSE that is still way better than being a RO. Engineer without a life's purpose. Wish they were in CM to have the bar be relevant. aPetty Officer literally CSE with no orders and less access

Medical

Job Role Rank Difficulty
Chief Medical Officer
Chief Medical Officer
The true job for Alamo surgery. Have access to third surgery kit in Pillar of Spring. Big dicc energy MO that can set red alert, SD, and ERT in CIC. Enjoy their command radio headset and the fact that marines don't break into their office anymore. aThe Civilian with the Biggest Dicc PO 2.0
Doctor
Medical Officer
Can't do surgery, so autodoc. Use autodoc too much, so medbay APC runs out of power. Too fucking bored since CMO took Alamo surgery. Don't know that cryotube exist. Don't clean gloves after surgery, so marine gets infection. Feeds marine pills during surgery, so marine gets infection. Takes too long during surgery, so marine get infection. Don't know about infection, so marines necro. Barely use blood packs when marines are in low blood. aN/A Autodoc bitch
Researcher
Researcher
Research things. Be sad because there's nothing currently to your job, so go be the cool Medical Officer with the good shit. aN/A Easy

Marines

Job Role Rank Difficulty
Squad Leader
Squad Leader
Don't set supply beacon down. OB, railgun, CAS, and mortar the FOB. Then proceed to never using tac binos ever again; also never give tac binos to anyone when SSD or cryo. Die to overextending in push since didn't wait for marines to catch up. Never use orders. Might be old enough to be GAYery seargent. aStaff Seargent leadership orders are *warcry with buffs
Squad Specialist  SADAR says:
"DIE BENO!"


Squad Specialist

Act as THE NEXT UNGA THING to the Squad Leader. Cry when a xeno melts your toys because you got too aggressive and did not use a fucking belt harness. Wear B-18, the better version of Jaegar exo + valkyrie. When removed from role spawn, indirectly buff marines by letting buy 100 miniguns and 100 SADARs. Grenade launcher is now free.
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aMY WEAPON SPEAKS OF MY FUCKING RANK! buy from req
Squad Smartgunner  T-29 says:
"I need more ammo, baka!"


Squad Smartgunner

superior aim mode since the very beginning. Yells at req for more SG drums, but now love c*der for buff. Hog all the spawn SG drums in round start. Waste it all on not killing xenomorphs. Don't use mag harness OR belt harness. Breathe in relief that this isn't happening: https://github.com/tgstation/TerraGov-Marine-Corps/pull/5260 DICK OUT FOR MORE SG AMMO: https://github.com/tgstation/TerraGov-Marine-Corps/pull/5685 aCorporal TGMC sg shitpost.png
Squad Engineer
Squad Engineer
"WhAt iS fOb DrOnE?" Avoid building FOB with drone. Go unga instead of maintaining FOB or cades. Forgot to barricade the meltable reinforced walls. Don't know how to upgrade miner. Would rather push with marines instead of maintaining miner near tadpole. Bitch about not getting supplies when haven't fixed and used miners nearby. Blind oneself with blowtorch. Don't make razorsharp obstacles to protect sentry from crusher. Can't figure out how to use PACMAN for e-razor. Ponder why they choose this job. aLance Corporal bob the builder with autism or fucking stupid
Squad Medic
Squad Corpsman
Use QC, bica OD, and peri like a fucking CM player. "MaKe Me ImIaKlY" or forget to have imialky. Break into chem room to make special chem for themselves. "I dOn'T kNoW hOw To GeT QC+ aNd PERI+" Forgot to link medevac roller to medevac beacon. Yell for MeraDerm when there is no larva juice around, only to use MeraDerm for only oneself. Bitch about running out of burn and brute kit and not knowing how to make infinite kits. Use a medical rig. FUCKING HATE MAGMOOR! TGMC 9000 burn damage.gif aLance Corporal OD simulator
Squad Marine
Squad Marine
the basics of all unga, but the most unga of them all a"I LIKE TO SEE MY PRIVATES!" UNGA DUNGA

Special

Job Role Rank Difficulty
Synthetic
Synthetic
Combat synthetic. Doesn't know how to do ANYTHING. Name is David. aTGMC synthetic shitpost.png Want to reenact Blade Runner
AI
AI
Open fucking doors. Hate it when marines don't listen to its protips. Discount CIC job. Thought that the job is as exciting as SS13 AI. aTGMC AI shitpost.png Medium
Corporate Liason
Corporate Liason
Runs out of FOB only to get decap. aN/A Windhealer's job

BENOMORPHS

Tier 0

Caste Role Difficulty
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Larva
be the combat larva that everyone need and not deserved. Evolves into Combat Drone, young rouny, the rare Defender that is used to evolved into a warrior or the chad Sentinel. arest in weed until evolve

Tier 1

Caste Role Difficulty
Drone
Drone
use frenzy for combat drone. need weed 4 speed. spend time combat droning and not weeding the entire fucking planet. don't use healing phenomone, or forget to use them at all, when resting. don't heal other benos. Blood feud with flamethrower. Evolves from the Primorial larba; evolves into cancer Carrier, resin wall hugger Hivelord, Bitchmind, psychic drone, or thiccy mommy milky drone. aEasy to get into and fun to master
Defender
Defender
Try to tank, dies. Fortify for the big brain players, then they can laugh and eat SADAR for days. The only xenomorph that use their tail. Remember when it can deflect bullets. Evolves from NOODLE LARBA; evolves into The best stand, Warrior. awhy
Runner
Runner
evasion for the true young rouny. loves to dance and slashing marines. lives and die for the dance dance revolution. Blood feud with PB shotgunners. Evolves from FUCKABLE MEAT Larva; evolves into SNEAKY Hunter GOD I HATE IT or virgin Bull, or becomes the nonexistent Panther aThats a rouny.png


Sentinel
Sentinel
"CaP tHe MaRiNe!" xeno that was left behind with the capture gameplay, arise to stun lock marines with stamina crit; truly, the xeno with a steep learning curve. waiting for Surreal to update sent. Evolves from the sleeping Larva; evolves into acid Spit, leaving behind the neurotoxin. aha ha marine go horizontal with spits
Panther
Panther
The rouny that was not the rouny. Made for capture gameplay, but both it and capture gameplay went to the shadow realm. Disarm the heck out of marines if disarm in TGMC exists. aTO THE SHADOW REALM! https://github.com/tgstation/TerraGov-Marine-Corps/pull/5272

Tier 2

Caste Role Difficulty
Carrier
Carrier
Unchained when capture gameplay is no more. Use facehuggers to fuck marines to death by stun lock. Enjoy the sounds of marines getting face rape. Make traps that marines still haven't learn how to counter 100% of the time. The true vietnam caste. Has so much bugs, bug fixes, and fixes broken compared to any xenomorphs. TGMC carrier shitpost.png MARINES HATE THIS CASTE! Evolves from the chad Drone. aYEET
Hivelord
Hivelord
THICC DRONE. ASS SO FAST THAT IT CAN MATCH ROUNY! Build resin maze only for hive to early FOB camp. Sad that no one uses their tunnel system. Use resin wall to cuck sentry and laugh at engineers. Sticky spit to hide level 5 acid wells. Try to combat hivelord and die because they forgot to turn on resin walker. Underapprecaited. Evolves from the smol hivelord. aMaze Runner
Warrior
Warrior
ORA ORA ORA the marines. Wombo combo marines into lava or hive, whichever is closest. 4 legs 90% of the time. Always use keybinds. Super fucking sweaty: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7BIuUoZuT0 . Remembered the day that they could rip off limbs like in CM.bitch boy; evolves into 360 NO SCOPE CROOSHER when the warrior feels like making engineers cry. aFALCON, PUANCH!
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Hunter
Laugh at the fact that it has two stuns. The only xeno with walking animations. Break right arm with just 5 slashes because marine decides to duel. Curious when it will have Surreal's buff. Evolves from old rouny; evolves into DOOM RAV. aSnek Eater
Bull
Bull
why not? Evolves from LITTLE EVASION BITCH; evolves into Gets killed charging cades all the time numbskull. Remember and cry when gore was unbelievably strong. Get ventilated by buckshot when you inevitably do a stupid charge. Complain to the Hivelord why he's building defenses in your charging lane. Get killed during final marine push on hive because you suck at anything but charging. a Get your Lambo sponsorship you got this king!
Spitter
Spitter
Call of duty beno. Enjoy making marines horizontal by spitting. Sad that it doesn't have a unique toolkit. Evolves from sad sent; evolves into underappreciated boiler or GAMER Praetorian aBah! I spit at you!
Spitter
Afflictor
Make marine puke nonstop. Is really hunter+. Only remembered in Git and by players who keep getting fucked by Afflictor: (https://github.com/tgstation/TerraGov-Marine-Corps/pull/5002) "REFACTORed" as deflier aSnakes, why did it have to be snakes?

Tier 3

Caste Role Difficulty
Praetorian
Praetorian
The better Spitter. Love making marines go horizontal by faceplanting their acid cone. Is one step away from HvH due to the fact that it just shoots. Simple and clean. Evolves from next prae. aHard
Crusher
Crusher
Fling marines from barricade. Love the fact that it is not MOBA crusher from CM. Can solo cades until razorsharp. Man handle sentry. Love the fact that help intent prevent bodyblock from marine. Secretly know how to one shot reinforced walls. Evolves from Ultimate MMA beno or bitch bull aCHOO CHOO THE XENO TRAIN IS HERE!
Ravager
Ravager
Darth Vader + Doom guy. Turn on Doom OST in the background. May have a heavier and slower ass compared to Hunter, but make up for it by making Luke Skywalker references.
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Has a collection of right arms. Waiting for the day that Surreal's rav rage PR to come. Evolves from Hunter that also have two stuns.
aRip and tear
Boiler
Boiler
Remember when it was countered by snipers. Glow in the dark with hivemind. Look at crusher's kit and cry. Evolves from Spitter. axeno sniper
Defiler
Defiler
Rape marines. Red-pilled carrier. Is so flexible that it can vent crawl. Fart a lot. Bigger afflictor. Evolves from CBT Carrier and Resin Nomad. aIt helps me control my rape tendencies
ShrikeShrike
Shrike
Beno with telekinetic. Love to help shuffle to get behinds and screech to fling marine 7+ tiles away from other marines. kek at the days when it has force choke marines. Still get stunned by shotgun despite being T3. Mommy's sidekick PSYCHIC buddy. Middle+click for screech is beginner shrike, shift+click for screech is big brain shrike. Evolves from Combat Drone, evolves to Bigger mommy. Only one per Hive. athere is always 2 shrikes

Tier 4

Caste Role Difficulty
Queen Elsa
Queen Elsa
Lead the hive with yelling "SCREECHING!! REEEEEEE!!". Bigger drone but not as thicc as hivelord. Remember when it has halloss for screech instead of stamina damage. Spam Word of the Queen because they can. Tacticool by slashing and spitting. Laugh at the very concept of ovi queen. Always waiting to be Ancient Empress, but still die by the unga. Miss the days when Tail Sweep was for self-defense. Evolves from princess Anna or drone; there can only be one Queen TO RULE THEM ALL, AND IN THE DARKNESS BINDS THEM. aNot CM queen.
Hivemind
Hivemind
You heal marines and get cucked by unweeded areas. The xeno with the highest health points. Cry about Hathkar not completing Psychic Beacon. Evolves from Drone; there can only be one Hivemind per hive. aFrustrating

Tier INCOMING BENO

Caste Role Difficulty
Wraith
Wraith
MARINES HATE TELEPORTING BENO! Autodoc marines' foreign objects by accident; really just send the foreign objects to the SHADOW REALM!!!! "daddy surreal, why do people hate me?" The space faring caste that love going to space. Get blamed instead for map issues. Check PR for its progress! https://github.com/tgstation/TerraGov-Marine-Corps/pull/5240 Evolves from ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. aLeague of Legend's flash
Gorger
Gorger
Vampire tanky and thicc beno. Will suck for health. Like to blood donate. "What is a marine? A miserable little pile of unga. But enough talk... Have at you!" Check PR for its progress! https://github.com/tgstation/TerraGov-Marine-Corps/pull/5271 Evolves from ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. aWHY WON'T YOU DIE?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVE 600 HEALTH AT YOUNG?!

CIMEX

IN DEVELOPMENTAL HELL FOR 2 YEARS; SHUT UP ABOUT IT

TYRAMORPH

REN'S BABY THAT IS ALSO IN DEV HELL

TGMC
Roles

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TerraGov Marines

Ranks

Command Captain, Field Commander, Staff Officer, Pilot Officer, Transport Officer, Mech Pilot
Vehicle Crew Assault Crewman, Transport Crewman
Engineering and Supply Chief Ship Engineer, Requisitions Officer, Ship Technician
Medical Chief Medical Officer, Medical Doctor, Researcher
Marines Squad Leader, Squad Smartgunner, Squad Engineer, Squad Corpsman, Squad Marine
Civilians Corporate Liaison
Silicon Combat robots, Synthetic, AI
Xenomorphs

Playtime

Tier 0 Larva, Minions
Tier 1 Drone, Runner, Defender, Sentinel
Tier 2 Hivelord, Carrier, Hunter, Wraith, Bull, Warrior, Puppeteer, Spitter
Tier 3 Gorger, Defiler, Widow, Ravager, Warlock, Behemoth, Crusher, Praetorian, Boiler
Tier 4 Shrike, Queen, King, Hivemind
Others Zombie, Emergency Response Teams, Sons of Mars, Survivor