Guide to food and drinks
- 1 Drinks
- 2 Food
- 2.1 Example Cooking Guide
- 2.2 Ingredients
- 2.3 Crafting Recipes
- 2.4 Icecream Vat
- 2.5 Grill
- 2.6 Vending Machine Food
- 2.7 Other food
- 2.8 Hunger
Note: These mixtures are usually poured into a glass (50 units), and are typically mixed in a shaker (100 units). If there are several reagents in the glass, it will get the look of the drink with the largest amount of units.
A drink's strength determines how quickly a drinker gets drunk and how much it improves the chances of success in surgery when applied externally.
[Show/hide] A Quick, comprehensible list of what a drink will do to you.
1-10: Barely classifiable as alcohol - occasional slurring.
c 11-20: Slight alcohol content - slurring.
21-30: Below average - imbiber begins to look slightly drunk.
31-40: Just below average - no unique effects.
41-50: Average - mild disorientation, imbiber begins to look drunk.
51-60: Just above average - disorientation, vomiting, imbiber begins to look heavily drunk.
61-70: Above average - small chance of blurry vision, imbiber begins to look smashed.
71-80: High alcohol content - blurry vision, imbiber completely shitfaced.
81-90: Extremely high alcohol content - heavy toxin damage, passing out.
91-100: Dangerously toxic - swift death.
Basic Drink Ingredients
|Absinthe||80||1 part Absinthe||A powerful alcoholic drink. Rumored to cause hallucinations but does not.||Has a chance to cause hallucinations. |
To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat extra-strong absinthe, 100 units each.
|Ale||65||1 part ale||A warm pint of delicious ale.||To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles Magm-Ale, 30 units each. Or from the Service borg shaker.|
|Applejack||20||1 part applejack||The perfect beverage for when you feel the need to horse around.||To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Buckin' Bronco's Applejack.|
|Apple Juice||N/A||1 part apple juice||The sweet juice of an apple, fit for all ages.||To acquire: Juice an apple.|
|Banana Juice||N/A||1 part banana juice||The raw essence of a banana. HONK||Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage |
To acquire: Juice bananas.
|Beer||25||1 part beer||A freezing pint of beer.||To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 6 bottles of Space Beer, 30 units each. Or 1000 units in Bartender's beer keg. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 parts Flour, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst).|
|Berry Juice||N/A||1 part berry juice||berry juice. Or maybe it's jam. Who cares?||To acquire: Juice berries.|
|Carrot juice||N/A||1 part carrot juice||It is just like a carrot but without crunching.||Heals eye damage. |
To acquire: Juice carrots.
|Champagne||40||1 part champagne||A sparkling wine known for its ability to strike fast and hard.||To acquire: Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Eau d' Dandy Brut Champagne.|
|Clown's Tears||N/A||1 part clown's tears||Not very funny.||To acquire: Grind some clown's tear soup.|
|Coffee||N/A||1 part coffee||Don't drop it, or you'll send scalding liquid and glass shards everywhere.||Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen. To acquire: Grind dried coffee beans to get Coffee Powder. Mix 1 Coffee Powder + 5 units water. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.|
|Cognac||75||1 part cognac||Damn, you feel like some kind of French aristocrat just by holding this.||To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Chateau De Baton Premium Cognac, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.|
|Creme de Menthe||20||1 part creme de menthe||A minty liqueur excellent for refreshing, cool drinks.||To acquire: In Booze Dispenser.|
|Creme de Cacao||20||1 part creme de cacao||A chocolatey liqueur excellent for adding dessert notes to beverages and bribing sororities.||To acquire: In Booze Dispenser.|
|Dr. Gibb||N/A||1 part Dr. Gibb||Dr. Gibb. Not as dangerous as the name might imply.||Heals drowsiness, cools down if overheated. |
To acquire: 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|Fernet||80||1 part Fernet||Pure Fernet Bronca. Only an absolute madman would drink this pure.||Reduces satiety a lot, but causes a lot of toxin damage if starving. |
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Fernet Bronca, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|Garlic Juice||N/A||1 part garlic juice||Crushed (not juiced)garlic. Chefs love it.||20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute and burn if you're a cook. Prevents vampires from biting you. Very slow metabolism rate (0.06u).|
To acquire: Grind garlic.
|Gin||45||1 part gin||It's gin. In space. I say, good sir.||To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Griffeater Gin, 100 units each. |
|Grenadine||N/A||1 part grenadine||Delicious flavored syrup.||To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat.|
|Glass of Ice||N/A||1 part ice||Generally, you're supposed to put something else in there too...||Cools down. |
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 9 Ice Cups, 30 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|Hard Cider||25||1 part hard cider||Apple juice, for adults.||Cools down. |
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 Jian Hard Cider, 50u each.
|Holy Water||N/A||1 part holy water||A glass of holy water.||Makes people jittering, stuttering, dizzy. Heals cultism. |
To acquire: Have the Chaplain hit a water container with the Bible. Or One Flask of Holy Water, 100 units, in the Chapel.
|Kahlúa||45||1 part Kahlúa||DAMN, THIS THING LOOKS ROBUST||Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping. |
To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Robert Robust's Coffee Liqueur, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 5 coffee + 5 sugar + 5 universal enzyme.
|Lemon Juice||N/A||1 part lemon juice||Sour...||To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or juice lemons.|
|Lemon-Lime||N/A||1 part Lemon-Lime||You're pretty certain a real fruit has never actually touched this.||Cools down if overheated. |
To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or 10 cans of Lemon-Lime in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|Lime Juice||N/A||1 part lime juice||A glass of sweet-sour lime juice.||Heals toxic damage. |
To acquire: In Soda Dispenser. Or In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Lime Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice limes.
|Menthol||N/A||1 part menthol||Tastes naturally minty, and imparts a very mild numbing sensation.||Prevents coughing.|
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 cartons of Menthol, 100 units each. Or from the soda dispenser.
|Milk||N/A||1 part milk||White and nutritious goodness!||20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part and purges capsaicin oil. |
To acquire: Biogenerator. Or milk a goat or a cow. Or from Space Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
|Milk Cream||N/A||1 part cream||Ewwww...||20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part. |
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat (cream), 4 bottle of Milk Cream, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or from the Biogenerator.
|Nothing||N/A||1 part nothing||Absolutely nothing.||Heals mimes of brute damage and mutes them. |
To acquire: Mime's Bottle of Nothing, or by grinding Mimanas.
|Orange Juice||N/A||1 part orange juice||Vitamins! Yay!||Heals suffocation damage. |
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Orange Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of space cola. Or juice oranges.
|Parsnip Juice||N/A||1 part parsnip juice||Why...||To acquire: Juice a parsnip.|
|Peach Juice||N/A||1 part peach juice||Just peachy.||To acquire: Grind canned peaches, which can only be found in maintenance.|
|Poison Berry Juice||N/A||1 part poison berry juice||berry juice. Or maybe it's poison. Who cares?||Shows up as 'Berry Juice'. Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks. |
To acquire: Juice poison berries.
|Potato Juice||N/A||1 part potato juice||Bleh...||To acquire: Juice potatoes.|
|Rum||60||1 part rum||Now you want to Pray for a pirate suit, don't you?||To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Captain Pete's Cuban Spiced Rum, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.|
|Sake||70||1 part sake||A sweet rice wine of questionable legality and extreme potency.||To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat. Or mix 10 parts Rice, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst).|
|Soda Water||N/A||1 part soda water||Why not make a scotch and soda?||Heals dizziness and drowsiness. Cools down if overheated. |
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 15 bottles of Soda Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|Soy Milk||N/A||1 part soy milk||White and nutritious soy goodness!||20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part. |
To acquire: From Soy Milk cartons, 50 units in each. 5 are found in kitchen freezer. Ordered food crate has one.
|Space Cola||N/A||1 part Space Cola||A glass of refreshing Space Cola.||Cools down if overheated. |
To acquire: 10 cans of Space Cola in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines. Or 8 cans in Booze-O-Mat. Or from Service borg shaker. 30 units in each can of Space Cola, 15 units in each can of Star-kist, along with 15 units of orange juice.
|Space Mountain Wind||N/A||1 part Space Mountain Wind||Space Mountain Wind. As you know, there are no mountains in space, only wind.||Heals drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated. |
To acquire: 10 cans of Space Mountain Wind in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|Space-Up||N/A||1 part Space-Up||Space-Up. It helps keep your cool.||Cools down if overheated. |
To acquire: 10 cans of Space-Up in Robust Softdrinks -vending machines.
|Tea||N/A||1 part tea||Drinking it from here would not seem right.||Similar to coffee, but also removes jitteriness and a small amount of toxins.|
To acquire: Grind dried tea leaves to get Tea Powder. Mix 1 Tea Powder + 5 units water. Or from the Hot Drinks -vending machines.
|Tequila||70||1 part tequila||Now all that's missing is the weird colored shades!||To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Caccavo Guaranteed Quality Tequila, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.|
|Tomato Juice||N/A||1 part tomato juice||Are you sure this is tomato juice?||Heals burn damage|
Blood shows the same way.
To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 4 bottles of Tomato Juice, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Juice tomatoes.
|Tonic Water||N/A||1 part tonic water||Quinine tastes funny, but at least it'll keep that Space Malaria away.||Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping, cools down if overheated. |
To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 8 bottles of T-Borg's Tonic Water, 50 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.
|Triple Sec||30||1 part triple sec||A sweet and vibrant orange liqueur.||To acquire: In a booze dispenser.|
|Vermouth||45||1 part vermouth||You wonder why you're even drinking this straight.||To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Goldeneye Vermouth, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker.|
|Vodka||65||1 part vodka||The glass contain wodka. Xynta.||To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or mix 10 potato juice + 5 universal enzyme|
|Water||N/A||1 part water||The father of all refreshments.||To acquire: Sinks. Watertanks.|
|Watermelon Juice||N/A||1 part watermelon juice||A glass of watermelon juice.||To acquire: Juice watermelon slices.|
|Welder Fuel||N/A||1 part welding fuel||Unless you are an industrial tool, this is probably not safe for consumption.||Crit dose: 40 units/100 ticks. |
To acquire: Find a Welding fuel tank.
|Whiskey||75||1 part whiskey||A superb and well-aged single-malt whiskey. Damn.||To acquire: In Booze Dispenser. Or in Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Uncle Git's Special Reserve, 100 units each.|
|Wine||35||1 part wine||A very classy looking drink.||To acquire: In Booze-O-Mat, 5 bottles of Doublebeard Bearded Special Wine, 100 units each. Or from Service borg shaker. Or mix 10 grape juice + 5 universal enzyme (instantly becomes grappa).|
|Acid Spit||80||5 parts wine, 1 part Sulphuric Acid||A drink from Nanotrasen. Made from live aliens.|
|Alexander||80||1 part cognac, 1 part creme de cacao, 1 part cream||A creamy, indulgent delight that is stronger than it seems.||If you have a shield, it will increase the block chance by 10 percentage points.|
IBA Official Cocktail
|Allies Cocktail||45||1 part Classic Martini, 1 part vodka||A drink made from your allies.||Refers to Triple Entente: French Vermouth, Russian Vodka, English Gin|
|Aloe||35||3 part watermelon juice, 1 part cream, 2 part whiskey||Very, very, very good.|
|Amasec||35||1 part Iron, 5 part wine, 5 part vodka||Always handy before COMBAT!!!||Warhammer 40k drink|
|Andalusia||40||1 part rum, 1 part whiskey, 1 part lemon juice||A nice, strangely named drink.|
|Anti-Freeze||35||2 parts vodka, 1 part cream, 1 part ice||The ultimate refreshment.||Heats you up if you are frozen|
|Arnold Palmer||N/A||1 part lemonade, 1 part tea||Encourages the patient to go golfing.|
|Atomic Bomb||N/A||10 parts B-52, 1 part Uranium||Nanotrasen cannot take legal responsibility for your actions after imbibing.||Makes you druggy, confused, dizzy, stuttering; eventually, sleeping. Can be mixed in a shot glass. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.|
|B-52||85||1 part irish cream, 1 part Kahlúa, 1 part cognac||Kahlua, Irish Cream, and cognac. You will get bombed.||IBA Official Cocktail|
|Bacchus' Blessing||300||1 part Hooch + 1 part absinthe + 1 part Manly Dorf + 1 part Syndicate Bomb||Unidentifiable mixture. Unmeasurably high alcohol content.||Can kill you if you drink enough.|
|Bahama Mama||35||2 parts rum, 2 parts orange juice, 1 part lime juice, 1 part ice||Tropic cocktail.||Existing cocktail|
|Banana Honk||60||1 part laughter, 1 part cream||A drink from Clown Heaven.||Heals clowns and monkeys of brute and burn damage.|
|Barefoot||45||1 part cream, 1 part vermouth, 1 part berry juice||Barefoot and pregnant.||Quickly heals brute damage when not wearing shoes.|
|Bastion Bourbon||30||1 part tea, 1 part creme de menthe, 1 part triple citrus, 1 part berry juice||Soothing hot herbal brew with restorative properties. Hints of citrus and berry flavors.||When it's in your system, it will very slowly heal you as long as you're not in critical. When it's first added to your system, you heal an amount of each damage type equal to the volume taken in, with a max of 10. This is turned to a max of 20 for anyone in critical. Results in 2 parts instead of 4.|
|Beepsky Smash||90||2 parts quadruple sec, 2 parts lime juice, 1 part Iron||Heavy, hot and strong. Just like the Iron fist of the LAW.||Summons a stream of securitron hallucinations, which run at you one by one and deal 40 to 70 stamina damage. If overdosed (40 units) you become traumatised with a phobia of security. If you are a proper member of security, you instead regenerate 10 stamina, get minor hallucinations and won't get overdosed. Metabolization rate is 0.5.|
|Between the Sheets||80||1 part rum, 2 parts cognac, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lemon juice||A provocatively named classic.||Having this in your system while you're asleep will slowly heal you.|
IBA Official Cocktail
|Bilk||15||1 part beer, 1 part milk||A brew of milk and beer. For those alcoholics who fear osteoporosis.||10% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.|
|Black Russian||70||3 parts vodka, 2 parts Kahlúa||For the lactose-intolerant. Still as classy as a White Russian.||IBA official cocktail|
|Blank Paper||20||1 part Silencer, 1 part nothing, 1 part Nuka Cola||A fizzy cocktail for those looking to start fresh.||Heals and mutes mimes.|
|Blazaam||70||1 part peach juice, 1 part Bluespace Dust
Grind a bluespace crystal, 2 parts gin
|The glass seems to be sliding between realities. Doubles as a Berenstain remover.||Can randomly teleport you short distances and makes you vomit if drunk enough. Makes your vomit look different. Results in 3 parts instead of 4.|
|Bloody Mary||55||1 part vodka, 2 parts tomato juice, 1 part lime juice||Tomato Juice, mixed with Vodka and a lil' bit of lime. Tastes like liquid murder.||Restores blood. IBA official cocktail|
|Blue Cherry Shake||N/A||1 part ice, 1 part cream , 1 part blue cherry jelly||A blue cherry flavored milkshake.|
|Booger||45||1 part cream, 1 part banana juice, 1 part rum, 1 part watermelon juice||Ewww...|
|Branca Menta||35||1 part Fernet, 1 part Creme de Menthe, 1 part Ice||A refreshing mixture of bitter Fernet with mint creme liquour. The closest you'll ever get to the original.||Cools you down if overheated. Reduces satiety. Causes a moderate tick of stamina damage when drank.|
|Brave Bull||80||2 parts tequila, 1 part Kahlúa||Tequila and Coffee liquor, brought together in a mouthwatering mixture. Drink up.||Temporarily increases maximum health. Existing cocktail|
|Bug Spray||50||2 parts rum, 2 parts triple sec, 1 part lemon lime, 1 part vodka||A harsh, acrid, bitter drink, for those who need something to brace themselves.||Deals 1 toxin per tick to mothpeople and flypeople. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.|
|Changeling Sting||95||2 part lemon-lime, 1 part Screwdriver Cocktail||A stingy drink.||Restores chemicals for changelings. Makes 5 parts instead of 3.|
|Cherry Shake||N/A||1 part ice, 1 part cream, 1 part cherry jelly.||A cherry flavored milkshake.|
|Chocolate Pudding||N/A||5 part milk, 5 part cocoa, 5 part eggyolk||A chocolate flavored pudding in a glass.|
|Chocolate||N/A||5 parts water, 1 part Coco Powder||Tasty.||Heats up if frozen|
|Classic Martini||60||2 parts gin, 1 part vermouth||Damn, the bartender even stirred it, not shook it.||IBA official cocktail|
|Cafe Latte||N/A||1 part coffee, 1 part milk||A nice, strong and refreshing beverage while you are reading.||Heals dizziness, drowsiness, wakes up, heats up if frozen and 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.|
|Cream Soda||N/A||2 parts soda water, 2 parts sugar, 1 part vanilla||A classic space-American vanilla flavored soft drink.||Cools down if overheated. Results in 4 parts instead of 5.|
|Crevice Spike||-10||2 parts lime juice, 4 parts capsaicin||Sour, bitter, and smashingly sobering.||It's negative drink power sobers you up, but it deals 3 damage per unit when it first enters your system, up to a max 15 damage on a full 5 unit swig. Won't hurt again until it metabolizes out.|
Drink from VA-11 Hall-A
|Cuba Libre||50||3 parts Rum and Coke, 1 part lime juice||A classic mix of rum, cola, and lime.||Heals revolutionaries.|
IBA official cocktail
|Demons Blood||75||1 part Space Mountain Wind, 1 part rum, 1 part blood, 1 part Dr. Gibb||Just looking at this thing makes the hair at the back of your neck stand up.||Prevents slaughter demons from dragging you into pools of blood.|
|Devil's Kiss||70||1 part Blood, 1 part rum, 1 part Kahlúa||Creepy time!||Causes slaughter demons to take brute damage and eject you if they try to eat you.|
|Doctor's Delight||N/A||1 part lime juice, 1 part tomato juice, 1 part orange juice, 1 part cream, 1 part Cryoxadone||A healthy mixture of juices, guaranteed to keep you healthy until the next toolboxing takes place.||Heals 0.5 of each basic damage type (brute/burn/toxin/oxyloss) every tick, at the cost of making you hungry (unless you're a doctor, in which case it has no effect on your hunger).|
|Driest Martini||65||1 part Nothing, 1 part gin||Only for the experienced. You think you see sand floating in the glass.||Nothing is found in the Mime's Bottle of Nothing|
|Drunken Blumpkin||50||1 part blumpkin juice, 2 parts irish cream, 1 part ice||A weird mix of whiskey and blumpkin juice, with cream on top|
|Duplex||25||2 parts hard cider, 1 part apple juice, 1 part berry juice||An inseparable combination of two fruity drinks.|
|Eggnog||1||5 parts egg yolk, 5 parts rum, 5 parts cream||For enjoying the most wonderful time of the year.|
|Erika Surprise||35||1 part ale, 1 part lime juice, 1 part whiskey, 1 part ice, 1 part banana juice||The surprise is, it's green!|
|Fanciulli||-10||1 part Manhattan, 1 part Fernet||What if the Manhattan coctail ACTUALLY used a bitter herb liquour?||Reduces satiety. Sobers you up, but causes a minor tick of stamina damage.|
|Fernet Cola||25||1 part Fernet, 1 part Cola||A very popular and bittersweet digestif, ideal after a heavy meal. Best served on a sawed-off cola bottle as per tradition.||Reduces satiety. Causes toxin damage if starving. Tastes like heaven.|
|Fetching Fizz||10||1 part Nuka Cola, 1 part Iron||Whiskey sour/iron/uranium mixture resulting in highly magnetic slurry. Mild alcohol content.||Causes nearby ores to slowly move towards you. Results in 3 parts instead of 2.|
|Fringe Weaver||90||9 parts Ethanol, 1 part sugar||Bubbly, classy, and undoubtedly strong - a Glitch City classic.||Drink from VA-11 Hall-A|
|Gibb Floats||N/A||5 parts dr gibb, 5 parts ice, 5 parts cream||Icecream on top of a Dr. Gibb glass.|
|Gin Fizz||45||2 parts gin, 1 part soda water, 1 part lime juice||Refreshingly lemony, deliciously dry.||IBA Official Cocktail|
|Gin and Tonic||25||2 parts gin, 1 part tonic water||A mild but still great cocktail. Drink up, like a true Englishman.|
|Goldschlager||25||10 parts vodka, 1 part Gold||100 proof that teen girls will drink anything with gold in it.||Exists in real world Makes 10 parts instead of 11.|
|Grape Soda||N/A||1 part grape juice, 1 part soda water||Beloved of children and teetotalers.||Cools you down if overheated.|
|Grappa||60||1 part wine, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst)||A fine Italian brandy, for when regular wine just isn't alcoholic enough for you.|
|Grasshopper||25||5 parts cream, 5 parts creme de menthe, 5 parts creme de cacao||A fresh and sweet dessert shooter. Difficult to look manly while drinking this.||IBA Official Cocktail|
|Green Beer||25||10 parts beer, 1 part Green Crayon Powder||A freezing pint of green beer. Festive.||Turns you green. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.|
|Grog||1||1 part water, 1 part rum||A fine and cepa drink for Space.||Exists in real world|
|Hearty Punch||90||5 parts Brave Bull + 5 parts Syndicate Bomb + 5 parts absinthe (requires temperature of 315)||Brave bull/syndicate bomb/absinthe mixture resulting in an energizing beverage. Mild alcohol content.||Provides quick healing for people in critical condition. Results in 1 part instead of 15.|
|Hippie's Delight||N/A||1 part Mushroom Hallucinogen, 1 part Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster||A drink enjoyed by people during the 1960's.||Makes you druggy, stuttering and dizzy, then jittering|
|Hooch||100||2 parts Ethanol, 1 part welding fuel, 1 part universal enzyme (catalyst)||You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night. Heals assistants.||Slang for moonshine or bootleg alcohol, popular term during prohibition era|
|Iced Beer||15||5 parts beer, 1 part ice or 10 parts beer, 1 part frost oil||A beer so frosty, the air around it freezes.||Cools you down if overheated|
|Iced Coffee||N/A||1 part ice, 3 parts coffee||A drink to perk you up and refresh you!||Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep|
|Iced Tea||N/A||1 part ice, 3 parts tea||All natural, antioxidant-rich flavour sensation.||Cools you down if overheated, removes dizziness, drowsiness and sleep. Heals toxin damage.|
|Irish Car Bomb||25||1 part irish cream, 1 part ale||An Irish car bomb.||Exists in real world|
|Irish Coffee||35||2 parts irish cream, 2 parts coffee||Coffee and alcohol. More fun than a Mimosa to drink in the morning.||IBA Official Cocktail|
|Irish Cream||50||2 parts whiskey, 1 part cream||It's cream, mixed with whiskey. What else would you expect from the Irish?||Exists in real world|
|Jack Rose||15||2 parts applejack, 1 part grenadine, 1 part lime juice||A light cocktail perfect for sipping with a slice of pie.||Exists in real life|
|Kamikaze||60||1 part vodka, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lime juice||Divinely windy.||IBA Official Cocktail|
|Lemonade||N/A||2 parts lemon juice, 2 parts water, 1 part sugar, 1 part ice||Sweet, tangy lemonade. Good for the soul. Results in 5 parts instead of 6.|
|Lizard Wine||45||1 Lizard Tail + 100 units Ethanol||An alcoholic beverage from Space China, made by infusing lizard tails in ethanol. Inexplicably popular among command staff.||Both delicious and unethical. Must be crafted with crafting menu .|
|Long Island Iced Tea||35||1 part vodka, 1 part gin, 1 part Cuba Libre, 1 part tequila||The liquor cabinet, brought together in a delicious mix. Intended for middle-aged alcoholic women only.||IBA Official Cocktail|
|Manhattan||30||2 parts whiskey, 1 part vermouth||The Detective's undercover drink of choice. He never could stomach gin...||IBA Official Cocktail|
|Manhattan Project||45||10 parts Manhattan, 1 part Uranium||A scienitst drink of choice, for thinking how to blow up the station.||Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.|
|Margarita||35||2 parts tequila, 1 part lime juice||On the rocks with salt on the rim. ¡Arriba!||IBA Official Cocktail|
|Mead||30||2 units Honey, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst)||A Vikings Beverage, though a cheap one.||Exists in real world|
|Mojito||30||1 part rum, 1 part sugar, 1 part lime juice, 1 part soda water, 1 part menthol||A drink that looks as refreshing as it tastes.||IBA Official Cocktail|
|Moonshine||95||5 units Nutriment, 5 units Sugar, 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst)||You've really hit rock bottom now... your liver packed its bags and left last night.|
|Narsour||10||1 part blood, 1 parts lemon juice, 1 part demons blood||A new hit cocktail inspired by THE ARM Breweries will have you shouting Fuu ma'jin in no time!||Causes you to slur cult phrases instead of normal slurring. Results in 1 part instead of 3.|
|Nuka Cola||N/A||1 part Uranium, 6 parts Space Cola||Don't cry, Don't raise your eye, It's only nuclear wasteland||Makes you druggy, dizzy, wakes you up, gives you ephedrine speed|
Reference to Fallout.
|Old Timer||35||3 parts whiskey soda, 2 parts parsnip juice, 1 part Alexander||An archaic potation enjoyed by old coots of all ages.||Makes you older. And older, and older.|
|Neurotoxin||50||1 part Morphine, 1 part Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster||A drink that is guaranteed to knock you silly.||Drugs you, makes you dizzy, deals up to 75% brain damage over time, randomly causes you to drop items and take stamina damage. After 5 cycles starts randomly paralyzing your limbs. After 30 cycles deals more brain damage but without limit. After 50 cycles (over 20 units) it has a 15% chance per cycle to give you a heart attack. Metabolism rate is 0.4 units. Quickly purged by Neurine.|
|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster||N/A||1 part gin, 1 part vodka, 1 part whiskey, 1 part cognac, 1 part lime juice||Does... does this mean that Arthur and Ford are on the station? Oh joy.||Makes you dizzy, then stuttering, then confused, then druggy|
Drink from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
|Patron||60||10 parts tequila, 1 part Silver||Drinking patron in the bar, with all the subpar ladies.||Exists in real world Makes 10 parts instead of 11.|
|Peppermint Patty||25||6 parts hot coco, 1 part creme de cacao, 1 part creme de menthe, 1 part vodka, 1 part menthol||This lightly alcoholic drink combines the benefits of menthol and cocoa.||Prevents coughing, heats you up and comes from Archer.|
|Planet Cracker||50||2 parts champagne, 2 parts lizard wine, 1 part egg yolk, 1 part gold||This jubilant drink celebrates humanity's triumph over the alien menace. May be offensive to non-human crewmembers.||Results in 4 parts instead of 6.|
|Mauna Loa||40||2 parts Bahama Mama, 2 parts capsaicin oil, 1 part Kahlua||Extremely hot; not for the faint of heart!||Can make you very hot.|
|Pumpkin Latte||N/A||5 parts pumpkin juice, 5 parts coffee, 5 parts cream||A delicious mix of pumpkin juice and coffee.|
|Quadruple Sec||35||5 parts triple sec, 5 parts triple citrus, 5 parts creme de menthe||Kicks just as hard as licking the powercell on a baton, but tastier.||Heals all security personnel for 1 damage in all body parts per tick. Additionally, all brute damage is healed by 2 as long as it is in your system.|
|Quintiple Sec||80||5 parts quadruple sec, 5 parts clown's tears, 5 parts syndicate bomb||Law, Order, Alcohol, and Police Brutality distilled into one single elixir of JUSTICE.||Heals all security personnel for 2 damage in all body parts per tick. Additionally, all brute damage, burn damage, toxin damage, and suffocation damage is healed by 5 as long as it is in your system. Has an absurdly high alcohol level, and will make you seriously drunk with a few sips.|
|Red Mead||31||1 part mead, 1 part blood||A True Vikings Beverage, though its color is strange.|
|Red Queen||N/A||6 parts tea, 2 parts mercury, 1 part black pepper, 1 part Growth Serum||DRINK ME.||Randomly changes your size while it's in your system.|
|Rubberneck||60||5 parts Grey Bull, 4 parts ethanol, 1 part astrotame||A popular drink amongst those adhering to an all synthetic diet.|
|Rum and Coke||40||2 parts rum, 1 part space cola||The classic go-to of space-fratboys.|
|Sbiten||70||1 part vodka, 1 part Capsaicin||A spicy mix of Vodka and Spice. Very hot.||Heats you up if you are frozen|
Exists in real world
|Screwdriver Cocktail||55||2 parts vodka, 1 part orange juice||A simple, yet superb mixture of Vodka and orange juice. Just the thing for the tired engineer.||Quickly removes radiation for the CE, engineers and atmos techs.|
IBA Official Cocktail
|Sidecar||80||2 parts cognac, 1 part triple sec, 1 part lemon juice||The one ride you’ll gladly give up the wheel for.||IBA Official Cocktail|
|Silencer||59||1 part Nothing, 1 part cream, 1 part sugar||A drink from mime Heaven.||Nothing is found in the Mime's Bottle of Nothing. Heals and mutes mimes.|
|Singulo||35||5 parts vodka, 1 part Radium, 5 part wine||A blue-space beverage.|
|Snow White||35||1 part beer, 1 part Lemon-Lime||A cold refreshment.|
|Soy Latte||N/A||1 part coffee, 1 part soy milk||A nice and refreshing beverage while you are reading.||Heals dizziness, drowsiness and sleeping; heats up if frozen and 20% chance per tick to heal 1 brute damage in a random body part.|
|Squirt Cider||40||1 part water, 1 part tomato juice, 1 part nutriment||Fermented squirt extract with a nose of stale bread and ocean water. Whatever a squirt is.|
|Stinger||25||10 parts whiskey, 5 parts creme de menthe||A snappy way to end the day.||IBA Official Cocktail|
|Sugar Rush||10||2 parts sugar, 1 part lemon juice, 1 part wine||Sweet, light, and fruity - as girly as it gets.||Has a slight nutritional value but lowers your satiety as it's practically junk food.|
Drink from VA-11 Hall-A
|Syndicate Bomb||90||1 part Whiskey Cola, 1 part beer||A syndicate bomb.||Fluff: two glasses connected with a tank valve. You need to drink from the valve, else it spills.|
|Tequila Sunrise||45||2 parts tequila, 2 parts orange juice, 1 part grenadine||Oh great, now you feel nostalgic about sunrises back on Terra...||Causes glowing. IBA Official Cocktail|
|The Manly Dorf||100||2 parts beer, 4 parts ale||A manly concoction made from Ale and Beer. Intended for true men only.||Heals people with the dwarf mutation. Reference to Dwarf Fortress|
|Thirteen Loko||80||1 part vodka, 1 part lime juice, 1 part coffee||This is a glass of Thirteen Loko, it appears to be of the highest quality. The drink, not the glass.||Wakes you up and cools you down if overheated. Causes addiction at 30u and overdose at 60u. Addiction does nothing, but overdosing will first cause a 1.5 second stun and jitteriness. It will then have a 7% chance per tick to force drop held items, 7% chance to cause a random message of discomfort, 5% chance to permanently blind you or melt your eyes out if already blind, 3% chance to cause a seizure (10 seconds of unconsciousness) and a 1% chance of causing a heart attack.|
|Three Mile Island Iced Tea||10||10 parts Long Island Iced Tea, 1 part Uranium||A glass of this is sure to prevent a meltdown.||Makes you druggy. Makes 10 parts instead of 11.|
|Toxins Special||25||2 parts rum, 1 part vermouth, 2 parts Plasma||Whoah, this thing is on FIRE! CALL THE DAMN SHUTTLE!!!||Heats you up if frozen. Best served in a shot glass.|
|Trappist Beer||40||2 parts ale, 2 parts holy water, 1 part sugar||A strong dark ale brewed by space-monks.||If you're a chaplain it reduces jittering, stuttering and heals 2.5 burn per tick.|
|Triple Citrus||N/A||1 part Lemon Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Orange Juice||Triple the citrus, triple the fun.||Can be used to make Colorful Reagent. Results in 5 parts instead of 3.|
|Turbo||85||2 parts moonshine, 1 part Nitrous Oxide
2 parts Ammonia, 1 part Sugar Rush, 1 part Pwr Game
3 parts Hydrogen
1 part Nitrogen
2 parts Oxygen
|A turbulent cocktail for outlaw hoverbikers.||Regenerates your stamina faster the more drunk you are.|
|Vanilla Pudding||N/A||5 parts milk, 5 parts vanilla, 5 parts eggyolk||A vanilla flavored pudding in a glass.|
|Vodka and Tonic||70||2 parts vodka, 1 part tonic water||For when a gin and tonic isn't russian enough.|
|Vodka Martini||65||2 parts vodka, 1 part vermouth||A bastardisation of the classic martini. Still great.|
|Whiskey Cola||70||2 parts whiskey, 1 part Space Cola||An innocent-looking mixture of cola and Whiskey. Delicious.|
|Whiskey Soda||70||2 parts whiskey, 1 part soda water||Ultimate refreshment.|
|Whiskey Sour||35||1 part whiskey, 1 part lemon juice, 1 part sugar||Lemon juice/whiskey/sugar mixture. Moderate alcohol content.|
|White Russian||50||3 Black Russian, 2 part cream||A very nice looking drink. But that's just, like, your opinion, man.||IBA Official Cocktail|
|Wizz Fizz||50||1 part champagne, 1 part Soda Water, 1 part triple sec||A magical potion, fizzy and wild! However the taste, you will find, is quite mild.||Heals wizards 1 of every damage type per tick.|
|..What?||N/A||Fail a recipe||You can't really tell what this is.||You get this when there is something else in the glass|
By using cardboard you can make and fill these cartons with 15 units of anything. Perfect for those precious little assistants.
Example Cooking Guide
As an example that requires both machinery and the crafting menu , here is how to cook a sausage :
- Grab two pieces of meat from your fridge.
- Put one of the pieces of meat into the food processor .
- Click the food processor to turn it on. This will turn the meat into a faggot .
- Place the other piece of meat on any table .
- Vend a kitchen knife from the dinnerware vendor , and use it on the piece of meat . It should turn into 3x raw meat cutlets .
- Put two of the raw meat cutlets into a microwave (by clicking the microwave with a raw cutlet in active hand).
- Turn on the microwave by alt-clicking it. The two raw meat cutlets should turn into cutlets .
- Place the faggot and the two cutlets on the same tile (such as the same table).
- Stand within 1 tile's reach from both the faggot and the two cutlets . Click the crafting menu HUD icon to open the crafting menu.
- In the crafting menu, cycle through categories with arrows until you reach "Foods". Then cycle through the subcategories of "Foods" until you find "Meats".
- If you followed the above steps correctly, the "Sausage" recipe should be clickable (instead of greyed out). Click it and stand still a few seconds to craft a sausage .
To butcher a simple animal, hit the carcass with your blade on harm intent. Monkeys count as simple animal, and this is how you get the most meat. Humanoids such as, well, humans, cannot be butchered with just a knife, thought they can be dismembered. Cutting off and dismembering a head lets you harvest the brain, while dismembering the torso lets you harvest organs such as heart, appendix and lungs. To get meat from a person, you will need to put them in the gibber, one of the machines in the freezer room. Do this by undressing them, grabbing them aggressively with grab intent, and then clicking the gibber. Then click the gibber again to activate it. Gibbing a humanoid in such a fashion results in meat and skin, and while monkeys can be "harvested" like this you could also use the knife, unless you want the skins for a monkey costume.
The gibber also can be upgraded in order to acquire more meat per body, faster processing, and the ability to gib fully clothed people with better manipulators (not that you would need that). It should be in your best interest to get the science team to at least upgrade your gibber. Go here to see the upgrades in detail.
There are many types of meat, and only some of them are listed below.
These food are created by using your knife and rolling pin (found in the kitchen's dinnerware vending machine).
|Picture||Food name||How to acquire|
|Bread Slice||Slice any bread with your knife. Used to make sandwiches.|
|Cake Slice||Slice any cake with your knife.|
|Pizza Slice||Slice any pizza with your knife.|
|Dough Slice||Slice a flat dough with your knife.|
|Flat Dough||Flatten a dough with your rolling pin.|
|Raw Cutlet||Slice a meat with your knife.|
|Pie Dough||Flatten a cake batter with your rolling pin.|
|Raw Pastry Base||Slice a pie dough with your knife.|
|Potato Wedges||Slice a potato with your knife.|
|Cheese Wedge||Slice a cheese wheel with your knife.|
Some items can be processed with the Processor, which can be found in your kitchen.
|Raw Bacon||Process one raw cutlet.|
|Faggot||Process one slab of human or monkey meat.|
|Slime Jam||Process one slime. Note: Eating this will kill you. Slimes or slime extracts can't be inserted.|
|Tator Tot||Process one potato.|
|Space Fries||Process one plate of potato wedges.|
|Carrot Fries||Process one carrot.|
|Roast Parsnip||Process one parsnip.|
|Soy Dope||Process one soy bean.|
|Spaghetti||Process one dough slice.|
|Tortilla||Process one corn.|
|Yaki Imo||Process one sweet potato.|
In order to create some of these items you will either need to mix the regents by hand or toss them into the blender/grinder and grind them.
Any recipe listed as Grind will require the use of the blender, any recipe listed as Mix only requires the beaker. All of your juices will require the Grinder's other setting Juice.
|Picture||Blends||How to acquire|
|Universal Enzyme||Found on the Cook's table, used in cooking various dishes, more can be ordered from Cargo Bay. Also botanists can use wooden barrels to ferment tomatoes into this. Can be made in bioreactor.|
|Nutriment||Grind any solid food.|
|Hot Sauce/Capsaicin Oil||Grind chilis.|
|Cold Sauce/Frost Oil||Blue Slimes or from grinding Ice Pepper. A special oil that noticably chills the body. Extracted from ice peppers or slimes. Will cool you faster the longer it has been in the body, up to maximum strength after 35 cycles. Changeling cryo sting injects this. Creates slippery ice tiles if spilled on floor for about 1 second per unit, depending on pressure and temperature. Spilling also reduces area temperature by 5K per unit. Hurts slimes and slimepeople. Metabolism rate 0.4u per tick.|
|Flour||Grind wheat or oat stalks.|
|Rice||Grind rice stalks.|
|Rice Bowl||Mix 10 rice + 10 water in a bowl.|
|Dough||Mix 15 flour + 10 water.|
|Cake Batter||Mix 15 flour + 15 egg yolk + 5 sugar. (you can also use soy milk instead of egg yolk)|
|Egg Yolk||Break an egg into a beaker.|
|Secret Sauce||Makes food taste amazing. Recipe is completely random and changes every 7 days. The recipe may be found in a certain space ruin on a paper. You could have to mix a random number of random ingredients in random amounts with a similarly random set of catalysts, raise or lower it past a random temperature, mix it specifically in a random container (it won't work in any other container if this is the case), heat an explosive beyond its exploding point, and more. Either way, the recipe will only make 1u.|
|BBQ Sauce||3 parts Saline-Glucose Solution|
1 part Sodium Chloride(Sugar + Water + Salt)
1 part Chlorine
1 part Sodium
1 part Water
|Soy Sauce||Mix 40 units soy milk + 10 units Sulphuric Acid.|
|Salt||Mix Sodium + Chlorine + Water (sodium and chlorine from Chem Dispenser). Salt-shakers can be found in cafe.|
|Pepper||Grind pepper-mills from the cafe.|
|Peptides||Is created in your body if you eat food after eating Trophazole. Heals brute and some burn every few seconds. Does not give as much nutriment as other foods.|
|Moonshine||Mix 10 Nutriment + 5 universal enzyme.|
|Cheese Wheel||Mix 40 milk + 5 universal enzyme (catalyst). End result will magically pop a full wheel of cheese.|
|Chocolate Bar||Mix 2 units Coco powder (grind a Cocoa Pod) + 2 units milk/soy milk + 2 units Sugar. Coco is bad for felinids.|
|Tofu||Mix 10 soy milk + 5 universal enzyme (catalyst).|
|Butter||Mix 15 milk in the grinder.|
|Butter on a stick||Insert a metal rod into butter.|
|Mayonnaise||Grind egg yolk.|
|Sugar||Grind white beet or sugar cane.|
|Astrotame||Found in Dinnerware Vendor. Artificial sweetener. Makes food taste better while adding zero calories. If overdosed (17u) it makes you disgusted.|
|Caramel||Heat sugar to 413.15K. Will burn into carbon if heated to 483.15K.|
|Sprinkles||Grind donuts (acts as a healing powder for the enlisted security force).|
|Cherry Jelly||Grind cherries.|
|Blue Cherry Jelly||Grind blue cherries.|
The microwave oven is used to cook or boil raw ingredients. You can load multiple of them in the oven and cook them simultaneously. Use a kitchen tray to load it faster.
Trying to cook uncookable food will return a burned mess and will make the oven dirtier (which increases chances of failure).
In case of a failure, just use Space Cleaner or Soap on it and remove the burned mess inside.
|Picture||Cooked food||How to acquire|
|Bacon||Microwave a raw bacon.|
|Plain Bread||Microwave a dough. Used in all bread recipes.|
|Bun||Microwave a dough slice. Used in burgers.|
|Pastry Base||Microwave a raw pastry base. Used in most pastry recipes.|
|Boiled Spaghetti||Microwave spaghettis. Used in spaghetti recipes.|
|Pizza Bread||Microwave a flat dough. Used in pizza recipes.|
|Plain Pie||Microwave a pie dough. Used in pie recipes.|
|Plain Cake||Microwave a cake batter. Used in cake recipes.|
|Boiled Spider Leg||Microwave a spider leg.|
|Cutlet||Microwave a raw cutlet. Used in many recipes with meat.|
|Meat Steak||Microwave a slab of meat. Used in many recipes with meat.|
|Crab Meat||Microwave raw crab meat. Used in some in some recipes.|
|Toasted Sandwich||Microwave a sandwich.|
|Popcorn||Microwave a corn.|
|Warm Donk-pocket||Microwave a Donk-pocket. Contains Omnizine.|
|Boiled Egg||Microwave an egg.|
|Boiled Rice||Microwave a Rice Bowl. Used in rice recipes.|
|Khinkali||Microwave a Raw Khinkali.|
|Onion Rings||Microwave an onion slice.|
Most dish recipes are made using the crafting menu, that is by placing your ingredients out nearby then clicking on the craft button ( a small T icon on your HUD) to open a crafting window which lists all recipes that can be done with the ingredients. If one of the ingredients is a liquid, you can have the liquid in any kind of container, such as a beaker, bowl or drinking glass. Simply click any recipe to start crafting it. As long as you have at least the minimum amount of each needed ingredients, all within 1 tile of your character, you can craft it.
|Burger||1 bun + 1 meat steak||7 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin||If you use human meat, the burger will share the name of your victim. If you add a crayon it will color the burger. Has a 1% chance of turning into steamed hams.|
|Bacon Burger||1 bun + 3 cooked bacon + 3 cheese wedge||19 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin|
|Brain Burger||1 bun + 1 Brain||8 Nutrient, 6 Mannitol, 5 Vitamin||Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the Roboticist or Medical for delicious brains. Contains Mannitol.|
|Clown Burger||1 bun + 1 Clown Mask||6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Banana||Get the mime to steal the mask from his nemesis.|
|Crab Burger||1 bun + 2 crab meat||?||A delicious patty of the crabby kind, slapped in between a bun.|
|Mime Burger||1 bun + 1 Mime Mask||6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 6 Nothing||Get the clown to steal the mask from his nemesis. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust person you are.|
|Tofu Burger||1 bun + 1 tofu||6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin||Melts your face!|
|Spell Burger||1 bun + 1 Wizard Hat||8 Nutriment, 10 Vitamin||You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.|
|Xenoburger||1 bun + 1 xeno meat steak||9 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin||Ali-yum!|
|Jelly Burger||1 bun + 5 units slime jam or 5 units cherry jelly||2 Nutrient, 5 Slime/Cherry Jelly, 5 Vitamin||My insides are burning!|
|Ghost Burger||1 bun + 1 Ectoplasm||7 Nutriment, 12 Vitamin||Terror-ifficly tasty.|
|Appendix Burger||1 bun + 1 Appendix||8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin||Tastes like appendicitis|
|Five Alarm Burger||1 bun + 2 ghost chili||6 Nutriment, 5 Capsaicin, 5 Pepper, 1 Vitamin||HOT! HOT!|
|Rat Burger||1 bun + 1 dead mouse||3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin||What did you expect?|
|Big Bite Burger||1 bun + 3 meat steak||17 Nutriment, 9 Vitamin||Forget the Big Mac.|
|Super Bite Burger||1 bun + 3 cheese wedges + 5 meat steak
+ 4 Tomatoes + 2 boiled eggs + 5 units salt + 5 units pepper
|44+ Nutriment, 24+ Vitamin, 5 Salt, 5 Pepper||If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed.|
|Home Run Baseball Burger||1 bun + 1 Baseball Bat||6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin||It's still warm. The steam coming off of it looks like baseball.|
|Empowered Burger||1 bun + 2 Plasma sheets||8 Nutriment, 5 Liquid Electricity||It's shockingly good, if you live off of electricity that is.|
Breads & Sandwiches
|Meatbread||1 plain bread + 3 cutlets + 3 cheese wedges||30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin||Sliceable.|
|Tofu-Bread||1 plain bread + 3 tofus + 3 cheese wedges||30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin||Sliceable.|
|Xeno-Bread||1 plain bread + 3 xeno cutlets + 3 cheese wedges||30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin||Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.|
|Spider Meatloaf||1 plain bread + 3 spider cutlets + 3 cheese wedges||30 Nutriment, 15 Toxin, 5 Vitamin||Sliceable. Green but delicious.|
|Banana-nut Bread||1 plain bread + 3 boiled eggs + 5 units milk + 1 Banana||20 Banana, 20 Nutriment||Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.|
|Mimana Bread||1 plain bread + 3 tofu + 5 units soymilk + 1 Mimana||20 Nutriment, 5 Mute Toxin, 5 Nothing, 5 Vitamin||Sliceable. Leaves diners speechless!|
|Cream Cheese Bread||1 plain bread + 2 cheese wedges + 5 units milk||20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin||Sliceable.|
|Baguette||2 pastry base + 1 unit salt + 1 unit pepper||6 Nutriment, 1 Black Pepper, 1 Salt, 1 Vitamin||The mimes favorite.|
|Sandwich||2 (plain) bread slices + 1 meat steak + 1 cheese wedge||7 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin||Talking to your food may result in a trip to the Chaplain.|
|Garlic Bread||1 (plain) bread slice + 1 butter + 1 garlic||5 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin, 2 Garlic Juice||Alas, it is limited.|
|Grilled Cheese Sandwich||2 (plain) bread slices + 2 cheese wedge||6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin||Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly.|
|Jelly Toast||1 bread slice + 5 units slime jam or cherry jelly||1 Nutriment, 5 Cherry/Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin||As if science are gonna give up their slimes for toast!|
|Buttered Toast||1 bread slice + 1 butter||1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin||Butter lightly spread over a piece of toast.|
|Butter Biscuit||1 bun + 1 butter||1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin||Well butter my biscuit!|
|Butterdog||1 bun + 3 butter||1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin||Made from exotic butters.|
|Two Bread||2 (plain) bread slices + 5 wine||2 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin||Classy.|
|Jelly Sandwich||2 (plain) bread slices + 5 units slime jam or cherry jelly||2 Nutriment, 5 Cherry/Slime Jelly, 2 Vitamin||In the grim darkness of the 22nd century, peanut allergies run rampant.|
|Not-a-Sandwich||1 Fake Moustache + 2 (plain) bread slices||6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin||Something seems to be wrong with this, you can't quite figure what. Maybe it's his moustache.|
|Margherita Pizza||1 pizza bread + 4 cheese wedges + 1 Tomato||30 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Vitamin||Sliceable.|
|Mushroom Pizza||1 pizza bread + 5 any Mushrooms||30 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin||Sliceable.|
|Meat Pizza||1 pizza bread + 4 cutlets + 1 cheese wedge + 1 Tomato||40 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin||Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease.|
|Donk Pocket Pizza||1 pizza bread + 3 Warm donk pockets + 1 Tomato + 1 cheese wedge||27 Nutriment, 9 Omnizine, 6 Vitamin||Sliceable.|
|Dank Pizza||1 pizza bread + 3 Ambrosia vulgaris + 1 cheese wedge + 1 Tomato||25 Nutriment, 5 Doctor's Delight, 6 Tomato Juice, 5 Vitamin||Sliceable.|
|Sassysage Pizza||1 pizza bread + 3 Faggots + 1 cheese wedge + 1 Tomato||6 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin||Sliceable.|
|Vegetable Pizza||1 pizza bread + 1 Eggplant + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Tomato||25 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 12 Oculine, 5 Vitamin||Sliceable.|
|Arnold Pizza||1 pizza bread + 3 cutlets + 1 cheese wedge + 1 Tomato + 8 9mm Bullet Casings||30 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 10 Iron, 30 omnizine||Sliceable. Blows your arm off if you eat it voluntarily.|
|Tomato Pasta||1 boiled spaghetti + 2 Tomatoes||6 Nutriment, 10 Tomato Juice, 4 Vitamin||Don't put it in your pockets. That's just unsanitary.|
|Copypasta||2 tomato pastas||12 Nutriment, 20 Tomato Juice, 8 Vitamin||Make this, and the wrath of the Coderbus will descend upon you. No, really. They hate this stuff.|
|Spaghetti & Meatballs||1 boiled spaghetti + 2 faggots||8 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin||That's-a a spicy meat-aball!|
|Spesslaw||1 boiled spaghetti + 4 faggots||8 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin||Lawyer's choice!|
|Chowmein||1 boiled spaghetti + 1 cutlet + 2 Cabbage + 1 Carrot||7 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin||A nice mix of noodles and fried vegetables.|
|Beef Noodle||1 boiled spaghetti + 1 Bowl + 2 cutlet + 1 Cabbage||5 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin, 3 Liquid Gibs||Nutritious, beefy, and noodly.|
|Butter Noodles||1 boiled spaghetti + 1 butter||8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin||Noodles covered in savory butter.|
Soups & Stews
|Meatball Soup||1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 faggot + 1 Carrot + 1 Potato||7+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin||Out of spaghetti? Don't like stew? Here's the thing for you.|
|Nettle Soup||1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 Nettle + 1 boiled egg + 1 Potato||5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Omnizine, 8+ Vitamin||Contains trace amounts of sulphuric acid. Contains Omnizine.|
|Vegetable Soup||1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn + 1 Eggplant + 1 Potato||5+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 8+ Vitamin||Force feed the Botanists this.|
|Tomato Soup||1 Bowl + 10 units water + 2 Tomatoes||3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 10 Tomato Juice, 5+ Vitamin||What, no crackers?|
|Blood Soup||1 Bowl + 10 units Blood + 2 Blood Tomatoes||3+ Nutriment, 10 Blood, 8+ Vitamin||They may think you're the homicidal maniac you are when you produce a large amount of these.|
|Eyeball Soup||1 Bowl + 10 units water + 2 Tomatoes + 1 Eyeball||5+ Nutriment, 10+ Blood, 3+ Vitamin, 3 Liquid Gibs||A nice hearty bowl of... eyeballs?|
|Slime Soup||1 Bowl + 10 units water + 5 units slime jam||1 Nutriment, 5 Slime Jelly, 10 Water, 5 Vitamin||Mmm, mmm, oh God my guts.|
|Clown's Tears||1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 Banana + 1 Bananium ore||2+ Nutriment, 5+ Banana, 10 Water, 9+ Vitamin||Not very funny.|
|Mystery Soup||1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 burned mess + 1 tofu + 1 boiled egg + 1 cheese wedge||7 Nutriment, 10 Water, 2 Tomato juice, 2 Vitamin, and 5 of a Random Ingredient:
||This dish contains all the essential nutriment for a growing crew, and almost anything else you can feed them.|
|Mushroom Soup||1 Bowl + 5 units water + 5 units milk + 1 Chanterelle||2+ Nutriment, 5 Water, 5 Milk, 6+ Vitamin||The debate on whether you can use Aminitas for the soup goes on.|
|Beet Soup||1 Bowl + 10 units water + 1 Whitebeet + 1 Cabbage||3+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 7+ Vitamin||Feed your inner Russian with borscht.|
|Milo Soup||1 Bowl + 10 units water + 2 Soy Dopes + 2 tofus||9 Nutriment, 10 Water, 3 Vitamin||Made when the hippies decide to only grow soy crops.|
|Stewed Soy Meat||2 Soy Dopes + 1 Carrot + 1 Tomato||7 Nutriment, 2+ Vitamin||Like a steak dinner, only with less murder.|
|Stew||1 Bowl + 10 units water + 3 cutlet + 1 Tomato + 1 Potato + 1 Carrot + 1 Eggplant + 1 Mushroom||14+ Nutriment, 10 Water, 5 Tomato Juice, 5 Oculine, 13+ Vitamin||The perfect thing for when the bar starts to get cold.|
|Cold Chili Stew||1 Bowl + 2 cutlets + 1 Ice Pepper + 1 Tomato||8+ Nutriment, 1+ Frost Oil, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin||Ice, ice, baby!|
|Hot Chili Stew||1 Bowl + 2 cutlets + 1 Chili Pepper + 1 Tomato||8+ Nutriment, 1 Capsaicin, 2 Tomato Juice, 4+ Vitamin||Some like it hot, hot, HOT!|
|Oatmeal||1 Bowl + 10 units Milk + 1 Oat stalk||7 Nutriment, 10 Milk, 2 Vitamin||A nice bowl of oatmeal.|
|Sweet Potato Soup||1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 5 units Sugar + 2 Sweet potatoes||4 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin||Delicious sweet potato in soup form.|
|Red Beet Soup||1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 1 Red beet + 1 Cabbage||4 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin||Quite a delicacy.|
|French Onion Soup||1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 1 Onion + 1 cheese wedge||1 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin||Good enough to make a grown mime cry.|
|Wish Soup||1 Bowl + 20 units water||20 Water, (25% Chance for 9 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin)||Makes you wish the chef could cook.|
|Bisque||1 Bowl + 10 units Water + 1 crab meat + 1 boiled rice||?||A classic entree from Space-France.|
|Imitation Carp Fillet||Inject 5 units Carpotoxin into 1 tofu||3 Nutriment, 2 Carpotoxin, 2 Vitamin||Almost just like the real thing, kinda. Slightly toxic.|
|Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich||1 bun + 1 Carp fillet||3 Carpotoxin, 3 Vitamin||Slightly toxic.|
|Cuban Carp||1 Carp Fillet + 5 units flour + 1 Chili Pepper||6 Nutriment, 3 Capsaicin||Slightly toxic, and very spicy.|
|Fish & Chips||1 space fries + 1 Carp fillet||6 Nutriment||The Brit's favorite. Good luck getting Space Carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS)|
|Fish Fingers||5 units flour + 1 bun + 1 Carp fillet||4 Nutriment||Good luck getting Space Carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS)|
|Carp Sashimi||1 spider egg + 1 Carp fillet + 5 units soy sauce||6 Nutriment, 5 Toxin||Good luck getting Space Carp meat. (Note: POISONOUS)|
|Sausage||1 faggot + 2 cutlets||6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin||Who even knows what or who it's made from anymore.|
|Green Eggs and Ham||2 spider cutlets + 1 spider egg + 1 salt||6 Nutriment, 1 Salt, 3 Toxin||You swear it's still moving.|
|Corned beef and cabbage||1 Meat steak + 2 Cabbages + 5 salt||6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin||Now you can feel like a real tourist vacationing in Ireland.|
|Filet Migrawr||1 Bear steak + 5 units Manly Dorf (requires lighter)||2 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 5 Manly Dorf|
|Raw Khinkali||1 Dough slice + 1 faggot + 1 garlic||1 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin, 1 Garlic Juice||Microwave to finish preparing.|
|Herb Salad||1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Apple||8 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin||What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man?|
|Aesir Salad||1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Deus + 1 Goldapple||8 Nutriment, 8 Omnizine, 6 Vitamin||Duuuuuuuuuude.|
|Valid Salad||1 Bowl + 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris + 1 Potato + 1 faggot||8 Nutriment, 5 Doctor's Delight 2 Vitamin||Heals everyone! Not really|
|Melon Fruit Bowl||1 Watermelon + 1 Apple + 1 Orange + 1 Lemon + 1 Banana + 1 Ambrosia||6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin||The only salad where you can eat the bowl|
|Fruit Salad||1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Watermelon slice||2 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin||Your standard fruit salad.|
|Jungle Salad||1 Bowl + 1 Apple + 1 Grapes + 2 Banana + 2 Watermelon slice||7 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 4 Vitamin||Exotic fruits in a bowl.|
|Citrus Delight||1 Bowl + 1 Orange + 1 Lime + 1 Lemon||7 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin||Citrus overload!|
|Monkey's Delight||1 Bowl + 1 Monkey Cube + 1 Banana + 5 units flour + 1 unit salt + 1 unit pepper||10 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 1 Salt, 1 Black Pepper 5 Vitamin||EE EEE!|
|Banana Cream Pie||1 plain pie + 1 Banana||4 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 2 Vitamin||Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.|
|Berry Clafoutis||1 plain pie + 1 Berry||4 Nutriment, 5 Berry Juice, 2 Vitamin||It's like asking the deep-friers at a carnival for something healthy!|
|Meatpies||1 plain pie + 1 meat steak + 1 salt + 1 pepper||10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin||Made of people, or not?|
|Tofu Pie||1 plain pie + 1 tofu||10 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin||Made of plants, or not?|
|Xeno Pie||1 plain pie + 2 xeno cutlets||10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin||A delicious end to the xeno threat.|
|Apple Pie||1 plain pie + 1 Apple||4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin||The traditional dessert.|
|Cherry Pie||1 plain pie + 1 Cherry||4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin||"To bake a pie, we must first invent the universe." -Carl Sagan|
|Amanita Pie||1 plain pie + 1 Amanita||5 Nutriment, 3 Amatoxin, 1 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 4 Vitamin||Only slightly toxic, really!|
|Pumpkin Pie||1 plain pie + 1 Pumpkin + 5 units milk + 5 units Sugar||13 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin||Sliceable. Dangerously delicious.|
|Plump Pie||1 plain pie + 1 Plump Helmet||8 Nutriment, 5 Omnizine (10% Chance), 4 Vitamin||Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain Omnizine!|
|Golden Apple Streusel Tart||1 plain pie + 5 units milk + 5 units Sugar + 1 Goldapple||8 Nutriment, 5 Gold, 4 Vitamin||A tasty dessert that won't make it through a metal detector.|
|Blumpkin Pie||1 plain pie + 5 units milk + 5 units Sugar + 1 Blumpkin||3 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin||Full of delicious chlorine and ammonia.|
|Dulce de Batata||5 units Vanilla + 5 units Water + 2 Sweet potato||4 Nutriment, 8 Vitamin||Delicious sliceable jelly.|
|Frostypie||1 plain pie + 1 Blue cherry||4 Nutriment, 6 Vitamin.||Tastes like blue and cold.|
|Baklava Pie||4 Oat stalks + 4 tortillas + 2 butter||?||A delightful healthy snack made of nut layers with thin bread.|
|Beary Pie||1 bear steak + 1 plain pie + 1 Berry||2 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin||No brown bears, this is a good sign.|
|Grape Tart||1 plain pie + 5 units Sugar + 5 units Milk + 3 Grapes||4 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin||A tasty dessert that reminds you of the wine you didn't make.|
|Mime Tart||1 plain pie + 5 units Sugar + 5 units Milk + 5 units Nothing||?||... . Requires reading Cooking Desserts 101 to unlock.|
|Berry Tart||1 plain pie + 5 units Sugar + 5 units Milk + 3 berries||?||A tasty dessert of many different small barries on a thin pie crust. Requires reading Cooking Desserts 101 to unlock.|
|Chocolate Lava Tart||1 plain pie + 5 units Sugar + 5 units Milk + 3 Chocolate Bars + 1 Slime Extract||?||A tasty dessert made of chocaloate, with a liquid core. Requires reading Cooking Desserts 101 to unlock.|
|Carrot Cake||1 plain cake + 2 Carrots||20 Nutriment, 10 Oculine, 5 Vitamin||Slicable. Heals eye trauma.|
|Cheese Cake||1 plain cake + 2 cheese wedges||20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin||Slicable. Does not come with scantily dressed ladies.|
|Birthday Cake||1 plain cake + 5 Sugar + 2 Caramel + 1 candle||20 Nutriment, 10 Sprinkles, 5 Vitamin||Sliceable. Don't forget to make a wish. Contains sprinkles, which heal security members. If you microwave the cake it becomes a cakehat .|
|Energy Cake||1 Birthday Cake + 1 Energy Sword||10 Nutriment, 10 Sprinkles, 5 Vitamin, 10 Liquid Electricity||Sliceable. Just enough calories for a whole nuclear operative squad. If you microwave the cake it becomes an energy cake(hat) .|
|Apple Cake||1 plain cake + 2 Apples||20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin||Sliceable.|
|Brain Cake||1 plain cake + 1 Brain||20 Nutriment, 10 Mannitol, 5 Vitamin||Sliceable. Bother the Roboticist for unusable brains.|
|Orange Cake||1 plain cake + 2 Oranges||20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin||Sliceable.|
|Lime Cake||1 plain cake + 2 Limes||20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin||Sliceable.|
|Lemon Cake||1 plain cake + 2 Lemons||20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin||Sliceable.|
|Chocolate Cake||1 plain cake + 2 Chocolate Bars||20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin||Sliceable.|
|Pumpkin Spice Cake||1 plain cake + 2 Pumpkin||32 Nutriments, 11 Vitamin||Sliceable.|
|Slime Cake||1 plain cake + 1 Slime Extract||20 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin||Sliceable.|
|Blackberry and Strawberry Vanilla Cake||1 plain cake + 5 berries||?||Sliceable.|
|Blackberry and Strawberry Chocolate Cake||1 plain cake + 5 berries + 2 Chocolate Bars||?||Sliceable.|
|Angel Food Cake||1 plain cake + 15u holy water||?||Sliceable. Contains holy water.|
|Pound Cake||4 plain cake||?||Sliceable. Counts as junk food.|
|Hardware Cake||1 plain cake + 2 circuit boards + 5u Sulphuric Acid||?||Sliceable. Contains 15u sulphuric acid and 15u oil.|
|Clown Cake||1 plain cake + 2 sundae + 5 bananas||?||Sliceable. Requires reading Cooking Desserts 101 to unlock.|
|Vanilla Cake||1 plain cake + 2 vanilla pods||?||Sliceable. Requires reading Cooking Desserts 101 to unlock.|
|Cak||1 Birthday Cake + 1 Brain + 1 Heart + 3 meat slabs + 30 units Blood + 5 units Sprinkles + 1 unit Teslium.||N/A||A cake/cat hybrid controlled by the player whose brain is used. Clicking the cak with an open hand on disarm intent provides small amounts of nutriment and vitamin. The cak quickly heals brute damage. Donuts around the cak automatically become frosted.|
|Cheese Fries||1 space fries + 1 cheese wedge||6 Nutriment||Tasty, tasty cheese fries.|
|Cheese Omelette||2 eggs + 2 cheese wedges||8 Nutriment||Can eat these with a fork. Have a medical team on standby in case of utensil-related injuries.|
|Fried Egg||1 egg + 1 unit salt + 1 unit pepper||2 Nutriment, 1 Salt, 1 Black Pepper||The ancient and sacred meal of the solar wiring engineer.|
|Loaded Baked Potato||1 Potato + 1 cheese wedge||6 Nutriment||No bacon bits?|
|Eggplant Parmigiana||2 cheese wedges + 1 Eggplant||6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin||Clogs your arteries, healthily!|
|Warm Donk-Pocket||1 pastry base + 1 faggot||4 Nutriment||Contains Omnizine, until they cool. Reheatable once they do.|
|Hot Dog||1 bun + 1 Sausage + 5 units Ketchup||6 Nutriment, 3 Ketchup, 3 Vitamin||Fresh footlong ready to go down on.|
|Pig in a Blanket||1 bun + 1 butter + 1 cutlet||6 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin||A tiny sausage wrapped in a flakey, buttery roll.|
|Crab Rangoon||1 Dough slice + 1 raw crab meat + 1 cheese wedge + 5 units cream||?||Has many names, like crab puffs, cheese wontons, crab dumplings? Whatever you call them, they're a fabulous blast of cream cheesy crab.|
|Eggs Benedict||1 fried egg + 1 meat steak + 1 bread slice||6 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin||There is only one egg on this, how rude.|
|Tin of Beans||2 Soy Beans + 5 units Ketchup||10 Nutriment||Musical fruit in a slightly less musical container.|
|Donut||1 pastry base + 1 unit Sugar||3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 2 sugar||Security members recover morale quickly with these.|
|Jelly Donut||1 pastry base + 5 units berry juice or slime jam or cherry jelly||3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 5 Berry Juice, 1 Vitamin,||Security members recover more morale with these.|
|Meat Donut||1 pastry base + 1 meat slab||3 Nutriment, 2 ketchup||Tastes as gross as it looks.|
|Chaos Donut||1 pastry base + 5 units Hot Sauce + 5 units Cold Sauce||2 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (30% Chance of 2 Sprinkles), 1 Sugar
Possible 4th Ingredients (Random): 3 Nutriment, 3 Capsaicin, 3 Frost Oil, 3 Sprinkles, 3 Plasma, 3 Coco, 3 Slime Jelly, 3 Banana, 3 Berry Juice, 3 Omnizine
|Produces a variety of (possibly dangerous) effects when eaten.|
|Soylent Green||2 pastry base + 2 Human Meats||10 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin||SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!|
|Soylen Viridians||2 pastry base + 1 Soy Bean||10 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin||SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PLANTS!|
|Waffles||2 pastry base||8 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin||Like pancakes with syrup traps.|
|Roffle Waffles||2 pastry base + 5 units Mushroom Hallucinogen||8 Nutriment, 8 Mushroom Hallucinogen, 2 Vitamin||Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.|
|Fortune Cookie||1 pastry base + 1 Piece of paper with prophecy||3 Nutriment||Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.|
|Sugar Cookie||1 pastry base + 5 units Sugar||3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar||Just like your little sister used to make.|
|Muffin||1 pastry base + 5 units milk||6 Nutriment||Muffin!|
|Berry Muffin||1 pastry base + 5 units milk + 1 Berry||6 Nutriment||A delicious and spongy little cake, with berries.|
|Booberry Muffin||1 pastry base + 5 units milk + 1 Berry + 1 Ectoplasm||6 Nutriment||My stomach is a graveyard! No living being can quench my bloodthirst!|
|Cracker||1 pastry base + 1 salt||1 Nutriment||Poly yells, "POLY WANNA CRACKER!"|
|Poppy Pretzel||1 pastry base + 1 Poppy Seed||5 Nutriment||Heals brute damage with opium!|
|Plump Biscuits||1 pastry base + 1 Plump Helmet||5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin (10% chance of additional 3 Nutriment, 5 Omnizine||The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf.|
|Oatmeal cookie||1 pastry base + 1 Oat stalk||5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin||The best of both cookie and oat.|
|Raisin Cookie||1 pastry base + 1 Oat stalk + 1 4no Raisins||5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin||Why would you put raisins on a cookie?|
|Cherry Cupcake||1 pastry base + 1 Cherry||5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin||A sweet cupcake with cherry bits.|
|Blue Cherry Cupcake||1 pastry base + 1 Blue cherry||5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin||A sweet cupcake with cherry bits.|
|Dank-pocket||1 pastry base + 1 Cannabis||3 Lipolicide, 3 Space Drugs, 4 Nutriment|
|Khachapuri||1 plain bread + 1 cheese wedge + 5 units egg yolk||12 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin|
|Chocolate Cornet||1 Pastry Base + 1 unit Salt + 1 Chocolate Bar||5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin|
|Honey Bun||1 Pastry Base + 5 units Honey||5 Nutriment, 5 Honey|
|Pancake||1 Pastry Base||4 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin||Can be stacked.|
|Blueberry Pancake||1 Pastry Base, 1 Berry||6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin|
|Chocolate Chip Pancake||1 Pastry Base, 1 Chocolate Bar||6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin|
|Chocolate Egg||1 boiled egg + 1 chocolate bar||4 Nutriment, 2 Sugar, 2 Coco||NT regulations forbid stuffing toys in these things anymore.|
|Chocolate Coin||1 Coin + 1 chocolate bar||3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar, 1 Coco|
|Fudge Dice||1 Die + 1 chocolate bar||3 Nutriment, 1 Coco||You get a fudge die after eating it.|
|Chocolate Orange||1 Orange + 1 chocolate bar||6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 3 Sugar, 2 Coco|
|Candied Apple||5 units Caramel + 1 Apple||3 Nutriment, 3 Sugar||Happy |
|Honey Nut Bar||1 Oat + 5 units Honey||5 Nutriment, 5 Honey|
|Spider Lollipop||1 Rod + 5 Sugar + 5 Water + 1 Spiderling||1 Nutriment, 1 Toxin, 10 Iron, 5 Sugar, 2 Omnizine|
Paper cups can be dispensed from from water coolers, found in some places.
|Icecream Sandwich||1 ice cream + 5 units ice + 5 units milk cream||2 Nutriment, 2 Ice||Portable Ice Cream in it's own packaging.|
|Space Freezy||5 units Blue cherry jelly + 15 units Space mountain wind + 1 Icecream||6 Nutriment, 5 Blue Cherry Jelly, 4 Vitamin||The best icecream in space!|
|Sundae||5 units Cream + 1 Cherry + 1 Banana + 1 Icecream||6 Nutriment, 5 Banana, 2 Vitamin||A classic desert.|
|Honkdae||5 units Cream + 1 Clown mask + 1 Cherry + 2 Banana + 1 Icecream||6 Nutriment, 10 Banana, 4 Vitamin||The clown's favorite desert.|
|Flavorless Snowcone||1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u water||1u water|
|Pineapple Snowcone||1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u water + 2 pineapple slices||?|
|Lime Snowcone||1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u water + 5u lime juice||?|
|Lemon Snowcone||1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u water + 5u lemon juice||?|
|Apple Snowcone||1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u water + 5u apple juice||?|
|Grape Snowcone||1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u water + 5u berry juice||?|
|Orange Snowcone||1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u water + 5u orange juice||?|
|Bluecherry Snowcone||1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u water + 5u blue cherry jelly||?|
|Cherry Snowcone||1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u water + 5u cherry jelly||?|
|Mixed Berry Snowcone||1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u water + 15u berry juice||?|
|Fruit Salad Snowcone||1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u water + 5u orange juice + 5u lime juice + 5u lemon juice||?|
|Mime Snowcone||1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u water + 5u nothing||?|
|Clown Snowcone||1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u water + 5u Clown's Tears||?|
|Soda Water Snowcone||1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u water + 15u soda water||?|
|Pwergamer Snowcone||1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u water + 15u Pwr Game||?|
|Honey Snowcone||1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u water + 5u honey||?|
|Rainbow Snowcone||1 paper cup + 15u ice + 5u water + 5u Colorful Reagent
1 part Triple Citrus
1 part Lemon Juice
1 part Lime Juice
1 part Cryoxadone
1 part Space Drugs
1 part Lithium
1 part Mercury
1 part Radium
|Chawanmushi||5 units Water + 5 units soy sauce + 2 boiled eggs + 1 Chanterelle||5 Nutriment||Nǐ xiǎng yào chī shénme?|
|Wing Fang Chu||5 units soy sauce + 2 xeno cutlets||6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin||At least it wasn't the dog.|
|Enchiladas||2 cutlets + 2 chilis + 2 tortillas||8 Nutriment, 6 Capsaicin||Spicy.|
|Classic Taco||1 tortilla + 1 cheese wedge + 1 cutlet + 1 Cabbage||4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin||A traditional taco with meat, cheese, and lettuce|
|Plain Taco||1 tortilla + 1 cheese wedge + 1 cutlet||3 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin||A traditional taco with meat and cheese, minus the rabbit food.|
|Egg Wrap||1 fried egg + 1 Cabbage + 10 units soy sauce||5 Nutriment||The precursor to Pigs in a Blanket.|
|Burrito||1 tortilla + 2 Soybeans||4 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin||Delicious!|
|Cheesy Burrito||1 tortilla + 2 cheese wedges + 1 Soybeans||4 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin||It's a burrito filled with cheese.|
|Carne Asada Burrito||1 tortilla + 2 cutlets + 1 Soybeans||5 Nutriment, 1 Vitamin||The best burrito for meat lovers.|
|Fuego Plasma Burrito||1 tortilla + 2 ghost chili + 1 Soybeans||4 Nutriment, 5 Capsaicin, 3 Vitamin||A super spicy burrito.|
|Kebab||1 Metal Rod + 2 meat steaks (meat must be same type!), 2 human meat steaks, 2 tofus, or 1 lizard tail||8 Nutriment||You get the metal rod back after eating.|
|Nachos||1 tortilla + 1 unit Salt||6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin, 1 Salt||Chips from Space Mexico|
|Cheesy Nachos||1 tortilla + 1 cheese wedge + 1 unit Salt||6 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 1 Salt||The delicious combination of nachos and melting cheese.|
|Cuban Nachos||1 tortilla + 5 units Ketchup + 2 Chili pepper||7 Nutriment, 8 Capsaicin, 4 Vitamin||That's some dangerously spicy nachos.|
|Amanita Jelly||1 Bowl + 5 units water + 5 units vodka + 3 Amanitas||6 Nutriment, 6 Amatoxin, 3 Mushroom Hallucinogen||It's evil, don't touch it!|
|Spacy Liberty Duff||1 Bowl + 5 units water + 5 units vodka + 3 Liberty Caps||6 Nutriment, 6 Mushroom Hallucinogen||The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS.|
|Melon Keg||1 Holy melon + 1 Vodka bottle + 25 units vodka||9 Nutriment, 15 Vodka, 4 Vitamin||Who knew vodka was a fruit?|
|Stuffed Legion||1 Goliath meat steak + 1 Legion Core + 2 units Ketchup + 2 units Capsaicin||5 Nutriment, 2 Capsaicin, 2 Vitamin||Putting skulls to use as food bowls has never seemed better.|
|Powercrepe||1 flat dough + 1 Milk + 5 Cherry Jelly + 1 Super Power Cell + 1 Captain's Sabre||10 Nutriment, 5 Vitamin, 5 Cherry Jelly||With great power, comes great crepes.|
|Bran Requests Cereal||1 Wheat + 1 4no Raisins||3 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin, 10 Salt||A dry cereal that satiates your requests for bran.|
|Rice and Pork||1 Boiled Rice + 2 Cutlet||18 Nutriment, 7 Vitamin, 6.5 Salbutamol, 2 Epinephrine||It's rice and ..."pork".|
|BBQ Ribs||2 meat steak + 2 rods + 5u BBQ sauce||?||Sweet, Smokey, Savory, and gets everywhere. Perfect for Grilling.|
|Egg Bowl||1 Boiled Rice + 1 Boiled egg + 1 Carrot + 1 Corn||4 Nutriment, 4 Vitamin||A bowl of rice with a fried egg.|
|Rice Pudding||1 Boiled Rice + 5 Milk + 5 Sugar||9 Nutriment, 3 Vitamin, 5 Milk, 5 Sugar|
|Meat Bun||5 units soy sauce + 1 bun + 1 faggot + 1 Cabbage||6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin||Has the potential to not be Dog.|
|Rat kebab||1 Dead Mouse, 1 Metal Rod||6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin||Not so delicious rat meat, on a stick.|
|Double Rat Kebab||2 Dead Mice, 1 Metal Rod||6 Nutriment, 2 Vitamin||Twice the rat, twice the flavor.|
|Butterbear||15 butter + 1 brain (with soul) + 1 heart + 5 meat slabs + 50 units blood + 1 unit Teslium.||N/A||A butter/bear hybrid controlled by the player whose brain is used. The crew can eat the bear by smacking it, but it has a large regeneration factor to counteract this. When the bear slaps people it has a significant chance to slip its unfortunate victim. The bear will be named Terrygold.|
Sometimes you want to get creative. You can make custom food by adding any ingredient you like on a base food to start a custom recipe. You can rename those foods with a pen.
|Custom food||How to acquire|
|Custom Bread||Use ingredients on a plain bread. Sliceable for custom bread slice.|
|Custom Cake||Use ingredients on a plain cake. Sliceable for custom cake slice.|
|Custom Pizza||Use ingredients on a pizza bread. Sliceable for custom cake slice.|
|Custom Pie||Use ingredients on a plain pie.|
|Custom Spaghetti||Use ingredients on a plate of boiled spaghetti.|
|Custom Salad||Use ingredients on an empty bowl.|
|Custom Soup||Fill a bowl with any liquid reagent then use your ingredients on the bowl.|
|Custom Kebab||Use ingredients on a metal rod.|
|Custom Sandwich||Use ingredients on any bread slice. Use another bread slice (any type) to finish the sandwich.|
|Custom Burger||Use ingredients on a bun.|
|Picture||Book||Unlocks||Where to get||Notes|
|Cooking Desserts 101||Mime tart, berry tart, chocolate lava tart, clown cake and vanilla cake.||Dinner-o-Mat|
For those hot days on the station there's an Icecream Vat, which can be used to make icecream. You do this by first clicking the Icecream Vat to open a window. To create an icecream, you must first dispense a cone. Then you click "select" next to the icecream type you want to put into the cone. Then you click the vat while holding the cone in hand.
The vat starts with some icecream and several cones stored. To make more of them you must click the "make" buttons while having the correct ingredients stored in the vat. Making more icecream or cones will just store them in the vat, until you make an icecream with it as described above.
The "Refill from beaker" button can be used to refill the vat with the standard ingredients (flour, sugar, milk, vanilla etc). Do it by loading a beaker (containing for example ice) into the vat, and then clicking "refill from beaker". The ice will be transferred to the vat, and can then be used if you click certain "make" buttons. Eject a beaker with alt-click.
The recipes below describe which ingredients the vat must be filled with to be able to "make" the listed items.
|Waffle Cone||1 unit units flour + 1 unit sugar||Delicious waffle cone, but no ice cream.|
|Chocolate Cone||1 unit units flour + 1 unit sugar + 1 coco powder||Delicious chocolate cone, but no ice cream.|
|Vanilla Ice Cream||1 unit milk + 1 unit ice + 1 unit vanilla||Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.|
|Strawberry Ice Cream||1 unit milk + 1 unit ice + 1 unit berry juice||Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.|
|Chocolate Ice Cream||1 unit milk + 1 unit ice 1 unit coco powder||Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.|
|Blue Ice Cream||1 unit milk + 1 unit ice + 1 unit Singulo||Scoop it up with a Waffle/Chocolate Cone.|
|Custom Ice Cream||1 unit milk + 1 unit ice + 1 unit optional flavoring (any reagent)||This will let you create custom ice cream flavoured by any reagent. Do it by putting a beaker with any reagents into the Icecream Vat. Then click "Make" and "Select" next to "custom ice cream". Then dispense and use a cone on the Icecream Vat to create your custom icecream. Remove the beaker by alt-clicking the vat.|
Vending Machine Food
If you're hungry and the Cook is not around to make you a meal, you might want to check the nearest Getmore Chocolate Corp -vending machine for some quick snacks to fill up your belly. Most of these cannot be made, except for beef jerky and raisins: these are made by drying meat and grapes respectively on a drying rack.
If you feel like drinking something refreshing which has no alcohol or sugar in it, look for your closest Robust Softdrinks -vending machine.
|Space Cola||30u cola. In space. Reduces drowsiness and cools you down if overheated.|
|Space Mountain Wind||Blows right through you like a space wind. Shortens sleep, reduces drowsiness and cools you down if overheated.|
|Dr. Gibb||A delicious mixture of 42 different flavors. Reduces drowsiness and cools you down if overheated.|
|Star-kist||Made up of 15u Cola and 15u orange juice. The taste of a star in liquid form. And, a bit of tuna...?|
|Space-Up||Tastes like a hull breach in your mouth. Cools you down if overheated.|
|Pwr Game||The only drink with the PWR that true gamers crave. Cools you down if overheated.|
|Lemon-Lime||You wanted ORANGE. It gave you 30u Lemon-Lime.|
|Canned air||24u nitrogen and 6u oxygen.|
|Grey Bull||Grey Bull, it gives you gloves! Wakes you up, cools you down and makes you immune to electric shocks.|
|Monkey Energy||Unleash the ape! Works as fuel for the grill and increases your speed if you're a monkey. Contains 50u.|
If you feel like you want to be warmer, find a Hot Drinks Machine -vending machine. Consuming before entering a cryochamber is not advised; consuming before entering space is a good idea if you lack a space suit.
|Robust Coffee||Careful, the beverage you're about to enjoy is extremely hot.|
|Duke Purple Tea||An insult to Duke Purple is an insult to the Space Queen! Any proper gentleman will fight you, if you sully this tea.|
|Dutch Hot Coco||Contains hot coco and sugar. Made in Space South America. Hot coco can also be made on the station from 5 parts water 1 part coco.|
|Cookie||A Peacekeeper cyborg can dispense cookies. Each cookie contains a small amount of nutriment.|
|Lollipop||Medical cyborgs can dispense lollipops. Full of Omnizine, sugar, iron, vitamin and nutriment.|
|Gumball||Medical cyborgs can also dispense gumballs! These contain not only sugar, but also healing chemicals.|
As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of obesity and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep yourself reasonably fed with food or drinks, else you will suffer one of the two extremes.
Note that nutrition is typically slow-release, so if you don't fill up immediately, you will in the near future. Listen to your stomach messages when eating, don't eat if your body is unwilling.
If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You won't die, but you will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the Kitchen for a burger or slice of meatbread!
A troubling problem for all station goers who enjoy food too much, without working off the calories they consumed. You grow pudgy and move slowly, though not as slow as a starving person. You will only become fat once your food has had time to digest, this becomes a problem if you are say, working on the solars. By getting enough exercise, you can work off those pounds, but surgery or using lipocide is faster. Note that you can also become fat from drinking too much.
When one is fat, eating the mint or ingesting mint toxin (from grinding the mint) will gib them.
Eating healthy food and being well fed can make your organism temporarily stronger against viruses and toxic reagents that get into your body. Being hungry will make you metabolize both good and bad reagents slower, for a higher total effect. On the other hand, eating junk food will satiate your hunger for a while but it will make you want food again faster, and eating too much of them can make you a bit jittery.
Some food and drink types will give a positive moodlet for 10 minutes if consumed within 15 minutes of the start of the shift. These are:
- most egg based foods
- orange juice