Bar
Recreational Area | |
Maltese Falcon Bar & Grill | |
Includes a seating area, bar, and a theatre for performances! | |
Obvious exits | South to Starboard Primary Hallway, north-west to the Theatre, north to maintenance, east to Kitchen |
Purpose | Host barfights |
Access level | |
Noteworthy contents | A piano, Booze-O-Mat, four tables for four customers each, slot machines, an arcade and a cigarette vendor. |
Clearance | Everyone |
Security level | Low |
Style | Bar/Theatre |
Balance Requirements | No major balance requirements |
Other Notes | |
Locations on /tg/station |
Recreational Area | |
Maltese Falcon Bar & Grill | |
Includes a seating area, bar, kitchen, and a theatre for performances! | |
Obvious exits | West to Starboard Primary Hallway, east to the Theatre, north to maintenance, south to Kitchen |
Purpose | Host barfights |
Access level | |
Noteworthy contents | A piano, Booze-O-Mat, seatings at kitchen and bar counter and three more mixed tables by the theater, with slot and vending machines. |
Clearance | Everyone |
Security level | Low |
Style | Bar/Theatre |
Balance Requirements | No major balance requirements |
Other Notes | |
Locations on /tg/station |
For the Guide to Drinks, click here.
Welcome to the Maltese Falcon Bar & Grill!
Bar
The bar is located on the eastern side (starboard corridor) of the station, and is adjacent to the Kitchen. It is the spawn point and workplace of Pun Pun the Monkey (rip deempisi) and the Bartender. Seating is plentiful. So are distractions like arcade and slot machines. That russian revolver may look enticing, but beware: it is a giant noob trap, it comes with all 6 rounds loaded at once. Make sure to unload it and load just one before playing.
The bar door and back room all require Bar access. Contains a Booze-O-Mat and all the tools the Bartender needs to mix and serve drinks. There is also a back room where beer kegs are stored and suspicious activities take place.
Medical Doctors come here to steal every last drop of the Bar's booze. They will stay there until all of the Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are completely chugged away.
By default the bar's sign will choose a random name from the list, but the bartender can choose whatever image he wants to be displayed.
Theatre
This is the starting location for the trustworthy Clown and the shy but competitive Mime. The backstage requires Theatre access to attain entrance, which of course the clown and mime start off with (if they didn't the station would be a better place).
The theatre stage has some novelty clothing a creampie, lipstick and soap, a violin and a random guitar on its tables at the start of a shift. The piano and string instruments will allow you to annoy the shit out of everyone play awesome music and raise the morale of your allies during battles or win the heart of your soon-to-be lady with a lovely serenade. The piano's companion, the violin, can be found in the dorms.
Backstage there is a mirror to look pretty and an AutoDrobe vending machine that dispenses costumes. For example, you can vend a pirate costume (arr scurvy again), or a wizard costume (MAGIC MISSLE!!1). The theatre is a facade -- nobody will ever host a play or god forbid, concert on the stage. They will, however, steal any kitty ears and rabbit ears possible as well as any costume pieces lying about.