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>PR something retardedly overpowered and senseless
>OK guys for this patch I removed 5 damage, now it only does the same DPS as a laser cannon (not an exaggeration by the way)
>Can u merge please

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We don't need new sprites for sec guns urgently enough that we should make the game shittier in that interest.

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for those series finale battles with the HOS

The wizard should be able to purchase, for the price of one spell, a sack of healing beans from the artifacts tab. Pop one to have hunger set to optimal levels and health set to 100%.

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No, based on: 1) This upsets the balance of the game in serious ways. Security goes from having tasers, which can be counterplayed with e-swords, eshields, and good ole jukes because they have low ammo + disablers, which can be tanked in order to get a disarm off, or dodged with more difficulty, to....

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I've played mining a lot and my findings on the optimal ways to mine don't ever involve ripleys, which are supposed to be the ultimate mining tool. The best mining strategies right now all involve hand-mining with kinetic accelerators. The main reason is that it takes a long time for ripleys to tran...

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Another way to make toxins good for non-antags is to make N20/CO2 bombs viable again. In old atmos they would actually make everyone in the room unconscious, now they just disappointingly spurt out a tiny bit of n20 or co2 that fades away.

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Byond account and character name: Undus/random Banning admin: Ban type (What are you banned from?): Sybil Ban reason and length: I told you to stay on the eiuo account and here I discovered you switched accounts again. I warned you. Time ban was placed (including time zone): 2015-09-05 08:29:28 Your...

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Another idea on how the crew might repurpose xenos for utility: make a surgery to wire an electropack to a xeno's nerves. When the xeno tries to attack anyone it gets shocked.

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I would have then asked the captain about the attacks until I learned it was because of the nazi gimmick, at which point I lost interest and declared it valid on the captain's part. Cool! You have dropped all pretenses that this was about a fight with the captain and admitted that it was because yo...

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The guy specifically tells you that he didn't start the fight with the captain, the captain did, and you ignore him because he did a nazi gimmick that hurt your feelings. [05:31:37]ADMIN: PM: Megalopeos/(Hannibal Barca)->Saegrimr/(Leif Spacerikson): i didnt try to get anybody to do anything. i was d...

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People are well aware that they are inviting those responses when they start behaving as such. (doing roleplay gimmicks i don't like) Yeah dude, you got it. These are the words of someone who totally understands that what he did wasn't allowed: 'Why was I made valid? I don't understand'. How the fu...

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It would be great if you would comment on the topic of the thread instead of intentionally trying to draw heat away from your buttbuddy. Irrelevant administrator peanut posting is still irrelevant peanut posting.

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It smells like hummus and smegma suddenly, someone hang up incense please

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I thought it was common knowledge that being a Nazi makes you valid, just as much as reading WGW or Killing Ian. Only one of these things makes you valid. One used to but does no longer, and one never has. I wasn't playing this round and wasn't watching for all of it, so I can't say what was happen...

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Byond account and character name: Eiuo - random Admin: Smegmir Time incident occured: ~45mins ago Detailed summary: Some HOP was doing announcements like 'Remember to turn on suit sensors so der juden don't get you! And hide your coins!' and gave his ID the title 'Nazi' or something like that. He di...

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i know medborgs can be seen as op

lol

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This is a game where our current engine is a black hole in a forcefield. We don't really have to be perfectly realistic with our portrayal of engines.

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It used to be this way - a traitor could damage the engines and the shuttle wouldn't launch until someone spacewalked and fixed it with some tools. So the code for this already exists.

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I'm not emotional, I'm writing in all caps because you can't seem to grasp the simple idea that what you did was simply win in a manner that makes the round shitty and anticlimatic. Most round ends are shitty and anticlimactic, hell the vast majority of the station dies in the vast majority of roun...

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Singulo is old, stale, and has probably ruined more rounds than any other thing in the game. I don't need to be a mind reader to tell that the playerbase is sick of rounds where one engineer is retarded at roundstart and as a consequence the crew gets to spend the next 20 minutes waiting on the shut...

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smegmir this isn't 4chan

you can't just do whatever the fuck you want and lock the thread when people call you on it because 'I DONT LIKE THIS DISCUSSION'

when is the deadmin coming, christ

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I was an op this round here is what happened chronologically 1) We agree to fag ops and depart 2) One guy gets lost and apparently spotted. Whitelist ops 2015. 3) The rest of us go get the disk 4) We go back to the shuttle 5) There is a hole in the shuttle's hull and the nuke is gone. No one knows w...

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despite being asked multiple times not to? This didn't happen either. Why do you continuously lie in all of your posts? Is it a pathological thing? Also, please stop trying to flip the script: this is an administrator complaint thread, and we are trying to figure out why Pandarsenic is banning peop...

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It's a 15 minute ban for being an annoying shit, sounds valid to me. The restart vote is there to let players restart the server if something fucking awful happens and locks everyone out. It's a very rare instance but it DOES happen. If seeing the restart vote text annoys you, maybe the problem is ...

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The poll function isn't there for you to make a restart vote every round. You are not the only player who has been talked to about doing this, just don't do it. This doesn't at all answer the question of 'why', but does reinforce my assumption that the answer is 'because you are prone to weird, obs...

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-- Administrator private message -- Admin PM from-TechnoAlchemist: Please stop making restart votes every round Click on the administrator's name to reply. PM to-Admins: but y You have been banned by pandarsenic. Reason: Attempting to abuse the Restart Vote function, yet again. This is a temporary b...

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The game needs less obsessive administrator intervention, not more. There's no theft pandemic despite what Falamabazinga is saying. Don't fix what's not broken.

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How do you even make upgraded/improved/experimental welders? I know industrial welders are from hacked autolathes

There likely should not be such a retarded number of welder varients for no real reason

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Removing AI is an awful kneejerk idea that makes no sense when there are so many other, better options.

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Increase the telecrystal cost of the 'is the AI looking at me?' traitor item and give it an activation effect that makes nearby radio messages unheard by any silicons. That would mostly do it for traitors. The unbolter thing would also be good. I've always wondered why emags don't have a mode that l...

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Sometinyprick wrote: Yes but people seem to disagree and think just playing assistant to roll antag is bad, most people and so do I think we should disallow that in some form or another.

This isn't at all what the poll says.

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Only elegant way I see to solve the problem of this making life harder for antagonists is to make it so subroutines can't talk. They could still bolt people down though.

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I'd love to hear what our different headmins think of the mechanics behind the decision and focus less on the banter that come about as a result of it. Should blobs be allowed to win the game by running to some random location in space and growing where nobody can find them? Isn't the point of blob...

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No "we're" not stupid, the players are not stupid, but you certainly are. There is no "we're" on this. To compare you to any other player on this server would be like comparing a turd to a cheesecake. The entire rest of OOC was against you. In what delusional self-created realit...

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It gets pretty old, working day in day out in a volunteer job to make this a better place for people to play in Maybe you should quit if it's so rough, bud. We'll be okay. then have some moron sperg the fuck out and lose his shit over me helping the crew in the most miniscule way possible. Yes, rev...

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Skorvold can be a bit mouthy but this doesn't seem like much of a complaint otherwise. Admins are there to keep the round running smoothly with some subtle DMing, not just there to ban people. "the adminbus has investigated the adminbus member in question and found no wrongdoing" This is ...

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Byond account and character name: LNGLY/random Time incident occured: ~20mins ago Detailed summary: I spawned as a captain blob and made myself a platform outside escape with floor tiles and rods to avoid detection. Popped, splitted, all went well. Skorvold announces before the biohazard alert even ...

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Let's not make 'it's offensive' a consideration in the rules, please.

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I'm sick of the game's fundamental problems being blamed on players. You aren't going to get anywhere that way. People behave a certain way in accordance with human nature, they won't change. The correct thing to do is to design the game with that constraint in mind, just like you would any other co...

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Watched you take the guy from the brig and drag him out. Sure, you didn't free him. Sure.

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As for you getting killed, you were continuously running over to the confirmed traitor in the shuttlebrig and freeing him (it was emagged open) and slipping anyone on your clown PDA who tried to take him back. This on top of reports from the mime that you were the person who freed singulo. If you'r...

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This is me. I emagged the shuttle because multiple people asked for an early launch. The singularity was free. There is nothing wrong with this. As for you getting killed, you were continuously running over to the confirmed traitor in the shuttlebrig and freeing him (it was emagged open) and slippin...

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/vg/ has a lazarus belt for miners as a point reward, full of pokeball-style things that can contain lazarus-injected creatures. Say you lazarus a basilisk. You take a LazaBall® out of your LazaBelt® and use it on the basilisk, and it's sucked inside, ready to be deployed when the ball is next used ...

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Kinda conflicted on this TBH. Like, I agree that traitors feel underpowered right now. But I don't feel like it was always that way? So somewhere along the line they lost their mojo but if we just buff all their stuff now in response, instead of looking at why they're not as scary anymore, then it'...

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cigarette butt ops

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I'm gonna go check logs to verify QC's statement, but that part right there concerns the fuck out of me, because It seems like now you are flat out lying to stir up drama, and that's not gonna go without consequences. As to the events that occurred. I don't know, do I have a say in this? As I've gi...

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Admin: Stickymayhem Time incident occured: Last round Detailed summary: We're informed in OOC that the bomb cap will be raised for the next round. Next round comes and almost immediately someone start bluespace artillery-ing the station apart. Sticky spawns himself or someone else as an ERT who runs...

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imblyings wrote:Security radio chatter was specifically scrubbed as establishing context for them is difficult to do accurately.

What? It sounds like there's something incriminating here which you're hiding.

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http://pastebin.com/mfNRNJ8x I couldn't find anything that pointed to metacomms Just looked through this and, yep, he does indeed not communicate ingame with the detective with whom he was cooperating. How does this not point to metagaming? Also: can you explain how this thread sets the precedent t...

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Isn't it basically a rule by now that if you kill the person you have a problem with you forfeit your right to complain about them because you handled it IC? Especially considering you spaced their body? Why can't people just not be babies and play this game? An admin banned you too and took a look...

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