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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Okay so I finished the bootcamp and I've got a job as a coder at a really small company.

Doesn't pay very well and I don't know what I'm doing and the commute is 50 minutes both ways but hey I'm staying at my friends' place for free at the moment and it's something.
by EndgamerAzari
Thu Jan 12, 2017 1:24 am
 
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Topic: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Stuff about religious texts I had a class in college that was about various religious/philosophical stories from the perspective of literature rather than as scripture. It was really interesting. A lot of focus on creation stories and basic fundamentals of the religion. Some Islamic stuff (mainly a...
by EndgamerAzari
Mon Dec 05, 2016 3:58 pm
 
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Jesus Christ, I take a bit of a sabbatical from this community and the off-topic board fills up with edgy anti-Semitic retardation. Anyway, next week I have an interview with a position I was really vying for, so here's hoping I get the job so I can come back and restore some semblance of decency to...
by EndgamerAzari
Fri Nov 18, 2016 4:44 am
 
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Topic: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
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Re: Halloween Costume Derivation Station

STEP ASIDE, THE CHAMP HAS ARRIVED https://images-1.discordapp.net/.eJwNysENwyAMQNFdGABjB5ySBaoeOkOECCKpkoLAPVXdvdy-9P5XfdqpFrWL1L4AbEePpW26S2khJ51LyWcK9eg6lguCSIj7ld7SAZEMevTe2NmRnRwBWUJjZmQ38UBChsfzvo5kNOTXsaO7MZN-1ax-f_q3JKk.N6PURAwal-_r4B4C6IiwVzvxvxg?width=1125&height=2000
by EndgamerAzari
Sun Oct 30, 2016 9:08 pm
 
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Topic: Halloween Costume Derivation Station
Replies: 14
Views: 1935

Re: Human Fortress 14, Dangerously Cheesy

Needs more eye-gouging

ALSO UPDATE GODDAMMIT
by EndgamerAzari
Sat Oct 22, 2016 11:28 pm
 
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Human Fortress 14, Dangerously Cheesy
Replies: 152
Views: 11955

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

That person in the background is freaking me out.
by EndgamerAzari
Thu Oct 20, 2016 1:33 pm
 
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Topic: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

I passed my midterm Mastery project! Got a "needs improvement" because I need to write some tests, but I've got two weeks to do that and the instructor was generally pretty impressed with my code and how I understood it.

Thank God.
by EndgamerAzari
Mon Oct 17, 2016 3:49 pm
 
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Topic: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
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Re: Tabletop General

Looking forward to hearing how it goes.
by EndgamerAzari
Mon Oct 17, 2016 4:07 am
 
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Topic: Tabletop General
Replies: 1005
Views: 87637

Re: Human Fortress 14, Dangerously Cheesy

Okay the fact that I caught the guy in a cage I built and then killed him with my bare hands makes me a bit less of a Luchador and more of a... well, "fucking lunatic" springs to mind.
by EndgamerAzari
Sat Oct 15, 2016 3:05 am
 
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Human Fortress 14, Dangerously Cheesy
Replies: 152
Views: 11955

Re: Human Fortress 14, Dangerously Cheesy

I am the CRAFTSMAN. I craft JUSTICE and SAFETY FOR THE INNOCENT.
by EndgamerAzari
Thu Oct 13, 2016 11:42 pm
 
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Human Fortress 14, Dangerously Cheesy
Replies: 152
Views: 11955

Re: i need your edgiest names

gun
by EndgamerAzari
Tue Oct 11, 2016 1:58 am
 
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Topic: i need your edgiest names
Replies: 35
Views: 3239

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Those are pretty decent!

I wanted to say something along the lines of "keep working at it and you'll be great!" but holy fuck, there's no way you can say that without sounding like a condescending fuckhead. So, uh, keep it up!...?

Also I just got beer in my eye Goddamn
by EndgamerAzari
Thu Sep 29, 2016 12:48 am
 
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Topic: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
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Re: Tabletop General

I would love to play in a Shadowrun game, but alas I am too busy.
by EndgamerAzari
Tue Sep 20, 2016 2:22 am
 
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Topic: Tabletop General
Replies: 1005
Views: 87637

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Christ. I was coding from 1 to just a few minutes ago. Almost non-stop save for getting up to go the bathroom or get a drink. For the past 2.5 hours or so I didn't even do that. I've NEVER been able to focus this well. It just doesn't happen to me. I feel like an actual functional person for the fir...
by EndgamerAzari
Fri Sep 16, 2016 10:32 pm
 
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Topic: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

My classes start at 9am EST tomorrow. Time for three months of information deluge and panicking as to whether I'm actually absorbing anything, hopefully followed by a well-paying and not too soul-draining job.
by EndgamerAzari
Mon Sep 12, 2016 12:39 am
 
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Topic: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Replies: 5150
Views: 458027

Re: What do you faggots look like (REDUX)

I'm jealous of your jawline. Even when I was 30 pounds lighter I still looked like I had a double neck.
by EndgamerAzari
Wed Aug 31, 2016 3:50 am
 
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Topic: What do you nerds look like (REDUX)
Replies: 1287
Views: 172322

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Tomorrow is my last day at work. I have mixed feelings. I used to feel like this day would never come, but now that it's here, I feel sad and anxious and a little guilty.
by EndgamerAzari
Wed Aug 31, 2016 2:17 am
 
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Topic: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Aw, man... Gene Wilder passed away.
by EndgamerAzari
Mon Aug 29, 2016 8:01 pm
 
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Topic: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
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Views: 458027

Re: Barotrauma: SS13 Underwater

Sorry for my bungling captaincy last night. A sub that big picks up an awful lot of momentum.
by EndgamerAzari
Mon Aug 29, 2016 3:49 pm
 
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Barotrauma: SS13 Underwater
Replies: 468
Views: 61187

Re: SS13 Related Art / Hand Drawn Art

Image
AYYYYYYYYYYY

Goofiness aside you seem to be pretty good at this.
by EndgamerAzari
Sat Aug 27, 2016 11:58 pm
 
Forum: General Chat
Topic: SS13 Related Art / Hand Drawn Art
Replies: 2082
Views: 258914

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Oddly enough, most neon colors are so vivid that I can easily tell the difference between some of the ones I usually have difficulty with. Of course, since the ones I usually have trouble with are red and brown, and I don't think they make brown neon lights, I don't think it'll ever be an issue. Als...
by EndgamerAzari
Sat Aug 27, 2016 8:17 pm
 
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Topic: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

I think its funny azari collects neon signs because he is colorblind. I don't know why you're so fixated on my little genetic inconvenience or why you keep bringing it up without any reason, and I don't feel like explaining that I can actually see colors just fine, so just imagine the sound of a lo...
by EndgamerAzari
Sat Aug 27, 2016 7:37 pm
 
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Topic: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
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Re: Music

Anyone know anything about Industrial music? From what I've experienced I really dig it, but I don't know where to start if I were to try to get into it.
by EndgamerAzari
Fri Aug 26, 2016 10:09 pm
 
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Topic: Music
Replies: 803
Views: 129481

Re: Fighting meta with meta

Atlanta-Ned wrote: Also a wizard spell that does the same thing, but silently spams crap into people's bags/pockets (except sec/heads).


That's a great idea; a 'Frame' spell. The invocation could be TWA'ZINT'MI.
by EndgamerAzari
Fri Aug 26, 2016 3:38 pm
 
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Fighting meta with meta
Replies: 20
Views: 1742

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

KITTY Very handsome I bought this: http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/CjsAAOSwZVlXn3~G/s-l1600.jpg Where do you store all your neon signs? Will it be brighter then nuclear explosion, if you turn them all on in the same time? Most of them are in boxes in my friends' basement for the time being, since I d...
by EndgamerAzari
Thu Aug 25, 2016 8:32 pm
 
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Topic: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

KITTY
Very handsome

I bought this:
Spoiler:
Image
by EndgamerAzari
Thu Aug 25, 2016 7:10 pm
 
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Topic: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
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Views: 458027

Re: Fighting meta with meta

This is the kind of meta-subterfuge we should be encouraging.
by EndgamerAzari
Wed Aug 24, 2016 6:24 pm
 
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Fighting meta with meta
Replies: 20
Views: 1742

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Only one more week at this job

Aaaaaaa

AAAAAAAAA

Aaaaaaaaa
by EndgamerAzari
Wed Aug 24, 2016 2:25 pm
 
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Replies: 5150
Views: 458027

Re: make people projectiles

I am a proponent of the prospect of people projectiles. Program posthaste.
by EndgamerAzari
Wed Aug 24, 2016 5:28 am
 
Forum: Ideas
Topic: make people projectiles
Replies: 47
Views: 5125

Re: Music

lol wut
by EndgamerAzari
Tue Aug 23, 2016 9:08 pm
 
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Music
Replies: 803
Views: 129481

Re: Barotrauma: SS13 Underwater

SQUARE PEG ROUND HOLE
by EndgamerAzari
Mon Aug 22, 2016 6:16 pm
 
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Barotrauma: SS13 Underwater
Replies: 468
Views: 61187

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Drink til you're horny
Jack off til you're thirsty
Repeat until unconsciousness
Wake up
Vomit
Start over
by EndgamerAzari
Mon Aug 22, 2016 5:14 pm
 
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Topic: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

I find it hilarious that a drone that probably cost at least $300 got taken down by a gardening tool that probably literally cost 1% of that. And yeah, that'll happen when you hit a fuel tank. Which, coincidentally, is the only time I've seen fire weapons work--they basically have to ignite the fuel...
by EndgamerAzari
Fri Aug 19, 2016 2:18 pm
 
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Topic: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Spinnerbots or those with spinning vertical drums are my favorites--mainly because when they actually get a clean hit in, you can see some insane damage. Like this: https://youtu.be/UNk5-3fGNqI?list=PLDe0CguuqcMA-fu_fwgE1vIFA0IA2PsTP&t=19 (Can't link it right because I skipped right to the good ...
by EndgamerAzari
Thu Aug 18, 2016 9:45 pm
 
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Topic: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

According to Facebook, it's been one year since I bought my first neon light.

*shitty fanfare*
by EndgamerAzari
Wed Aug 17, 2016 2:46 pm
 
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Topic: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
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Re: Barotrauma: SS13 Underwater

That part where I rubberbanded? On my screen, I just keeled over at the top of the stairs for no apparent reason--hence why I was so perplexed.
by EndgamerAzari
Tue Aug 16, 2016 9:10 pm
 
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Barotrauma: SS13 Underwater
Replies: 468
Views: 61187

Re: What do you faggots look like (REDUX)

You look like a genderbent version of my former roommate. Nice hair.
by EndgamerAzari
Tue Aug 16, 2016 7:09 pm
 
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Topic: What do you nerds look like (REDUX)
Replies: 1287
Views: 172322

Re: Barotrauma: SS13 Underwater

I might be up for playing tonight, after I get my homework done.
by EndgamerAzari
Mon Aug 15, 2016 7:41 pm
 
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Barotrauma: SS13 Underwater
Replies: 468
Views: 61187

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Sign looks awesome dude, post your full collection Eh, I can't right now, partly because I'm at work and partly because they're all at my friends' house for storage. I couldn't hang them where I live now, and I'll only be at this next place for three months, so there's really no point in decorating...
by EndgamerAzari
Mon Aug 15, 2016 5:03 pm
 
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Reminds me of an episode of CSI or other crime drama where what was thought was arterial spray was actually a pissed-off tenant with a weird sinus condition blowing blood out of his nose all over the walls to get back at his landlord.
by EndgamerAzari
Mon Aug 15, 2016 4:22 pm
 
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Hue hue hue

Spoiler:
Image
by EndgamerAzari
Mon Aug 15, 2016 2:24 pm
 
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Super Aggro Crag wrote:They should make a hotline Miami 3


http://store.steampowered.com/app/453800/
by EndgamerAzari
Fri Aug 12, 2016 9:26 pm
 
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Topic: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

She did not, though I imagine I could probably get her to do that for that purpose or do it myself.
by EndgamerAzari
Fri Aug 12, 2016 9:03 pm
 
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Topic: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

An artist friend of mine on Tumblr who's obsessed with the game. She also made me hatless and sweatband versions, but the hat one is my favorite. I'll pass your compliments along to her!
by EndgamerAzari
Fri Aug 12, 2016 5:32 pm
 
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

I somehow hit a bird with my car yesterday. Just bounced off my windshield while I was doing 70mph. Almost shit myself out of surprise.
by EndgamerAzari
Fri Aug 12, 2016 5:19 pm
 
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Topic: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Three weeks until I quit this job. 17 work days.

Now I'm super-nervous that I'll fail all my pre-work assignments and get kicked out of the program before it even starts.
by EndgamerAzari
Wed Aug 10, 2016 7:17 pm
 
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Re: Music



Part of the chorus sounds like "I gotta arrest this mime". Shitcurity theme?
by EndgamerAzari
Tue Aug 09, 2016 6:15 pm
 
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Topic: Music
Replies: 803
Views: 129481

Re: What do you faggots look like (REDUX)

Nope, still in WV. Though there do seem to be an inordinate number of poor bastards who could pass as me out there.
by EndgamerAzari
Tue Aug 09, 2016 6:08 pm
 
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Topic: What do you nerds look like (REDUX)
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Views: 172322

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

420weedscopes wrote:someone entice me to edit
i've got like seven videos that are going to be really good but i just need to actually buckle down


You better buckle down or I'll buckle down

By which I mean I'll hit you with my belt
by EndgamerAzari
Tue Aug 09, 2016 5:56 pm
 
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Topic: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
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Re: What are you faggots playing?

I got DOOM on sale the other day and played it a bit the other night. I was worried my Frankenrig wouldn't be able to handle it, but after a painfully slow loading time, the game itself ran pretty well. It's not subtle in the slightest, but good God is it satisfying.
by EndgamerAzari
Tue Aug 09, 2016 4:04 pm
 
Forum: Video Games
Topic: What are you fucks playing?
Replies: 3091
Views: 266946
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