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I like this idea, sounds like something a chronomancer would do.

A whole army, of meeeee!

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((Maccus says he'll continue tomorrow night, told me to spread the word. So I'm spreading it.))

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Please, in that failed used car salesman outfit? I see why they call it a dodge build, dudes trying to dodge your poor fashion sense!

(I love where this thread went.)

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ION WILL SAVE SS13 AND GAMING. AT THE SAME TIME.

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I'd probably feel bad if it wasn't coming from someone that was doing Captain America cosplay.

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I'm glad you understand.

Spoiler:

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I bought the bundle, but the masks... the masks stay with me.

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It's not your birthday in BEST COAST! (happy birthday anyway, mines is the day after, we're like brothers, JUNE BROTHERS!)

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Ruggero searches the halls for Dick. For only his entertainment can save us from a rowdy crew.

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"That nice bauble. We should be going to Koschek soon now yes?" Marko walks over back to his noble steed, ready to go whenever the rest are.

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((16+5=21))

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"Excusing me..." Marko struggles to the announcer with the repurposed anchor in tow,leaving a trail of torn apart earth behind himself. "But if wishing to put ironbreaker in guard of Royals, you need be adding support crew too!" He gestures toward the group beginning with Joey. &...

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Marko grabs the ridiculously large improvised weapons and immediately falls off the horse into the dirt. "Big weapon for big guy, yes?" He struggles out the the dirt and holds the weapon like one would hold a wheelbarrow. "Win big, big guy!"

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"Ha, big guy not even need sword to win! Giving sword only makes unfair fight!" Marko shouts from atop his horse.

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"Maybe we joining in duel and become Leopard Men too, yes?" Marko says giving obvious winks to everyone.

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Huh, don't seem as bad as I first thought.

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Might hold out to see if it goes on a flash sale or something for more than 50% off You should always wait for something to go on 'more sale' during these sales. So wait until the last day if it never goes down in price. Steam sales stopped being a thing for me summer 2014. I thought that too, but ...

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((7 woo! There's always passive perception if don't want rolls all the time.))

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((I think I'm ready, put joey on the cart and lets wheel on!))

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"My my, I knew The Queen had some some secrets but I would not have guessed smuggling be one of them. Shame we didn't know about this earlier, could have helped our purchasing decisions."

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Marko takes the parchment from the young Orlov and walks over to Joey, standing over him. "You crazy man, Jo-ee. That burd eat dead man, and you eat burd! You eat dead man in burd!!! How long before you eat live man, eh?" Saying that he shows Joey the castle drawing. "You see this roo...

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"Good surprises I bet, considering the smile. Show us!"

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Guns of Icarus is on flash sale, right now!

Not a game I play too often the I know some guys here love it.

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"You eat burd whole, that iz no good. That iz burd that not be forgetting, have friend in tree.You have to be doing the spitting up now!" Marko points a finger in Joey's direction. ((Nonleathal(Is that even a thing? Guess we'll find out!) eldricth blast to stomach, to attack=16, damage=4+5...

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"Excuse me, young Orlov." Marko spoke to the young teifling while getting off his horse. "Do you perhaps know the layout of this castle you mention, I have parchment and ink, perhaps you could draw out some details of the castle?" It felt good to use his mother tongue, there was ...

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(( I want to roll arcana to see if I know what kind of magic would allow someone to see through the eyes of animals, or if it's druids being druids. 17+4=21))

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Marko speaks up in infernal from his horse on high, his white cloak flowing in the wind as if he was some sort of hero of lore. "We are here to put an end to the madness brought about by this so called Leopard King and restore order amongst the realm. Will you assist us in this task and help av...

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((1D20 => 7, Thanks rolz!))

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Making the station itself less secure could help. Less reinforced walls, less camera coverage, more broken lights; build the station like it was built by an incompetent construction crew on a low budget.

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"Oh, this is a lot of death. We avenge them by taking Leopard head. Remember to be watching your behind-sides, we in enemy land now."

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"Snosels are very nice animal but very dangerous when hungry! Here 10 silver for the snosel feeding!"

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((Totes ready, leveled up and all that good stuff. Got some nice invocations.))

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"This no good, fat man will eat our rations when he out of his! Must slow his hunger!" And with that Marko points towards the piles of food being wasted and uses prestidigitation to make them all taste like ash for the hour.

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Why can't we have both? Or make one of them researchable or some junk?

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"You want hear tale of how I becoming adventure-man?" Marko asks as he swipes the bottle. "Okay, I tell you tale. Long ago, my family was one of beeg house of Knoss. Own lots of land and nice castle! Good times, yes yes." He takes a swig of the bottle, and pauses for a moment. &q...

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((The average mofo apparently eats 3 to 5 pounds a day if google is to be trusted.)) "People! This is good, yes?" Says Marko as he points towards the settlement. "We can make the camp there and have the time of resting and the merriness!." He snaps his fingers and almost instantl...

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((1D20 => 18))

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((Yep yep.))

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(( Yes the Devil's Luck prevails! We'll be getting a Leopard pelt soon, so you can get that one.))

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((Would one bear pelt even be enough for you?)) ((Polar bears are large monsters. Let's randomly determine who gets it. If I win Karag is a jerk and just keeps it for himself. If you win we'll say you used your superior wits to win it off him by dicing when we make camp?)) ((I so do enjoy throwing ...

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((what are we doing with this pelt? I was hoping to get some kind of headdress/cloak out of it for Bar-BEAR-ian swag but we should share. I'd just as soon give all the BEARGER meat to Joey since he just ate that much food in anticipation to receive this much food )) (( Would one bear pelt even be e...

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((My god you just ate 8 quarter pounders! Also do we start adjusting our stats for level 2 now or do we need to wait?))

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Marko raises his arms in victory, "Bear is kaput! Now is the time of the harvesting, yes!?"

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An0n3 wrote:
THE MIGHTY GALVATRON wrote:((I'm crying I actually wanted to make something out of the fur.))
((I know that feel. Giant polar bear cape and cowl for badass barb would've been sweet. THANKS ASSHOLEEEEEEEE))

((How was I supposed know force damage caused burning! We can still make beargers though, so not all is lost.)

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((I'm crying I actually wanted to make something out of the fur.))

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Marko points a finger at the bear and shouts "MISSILE OF THE MAGICS!" sending a beam of mystic energies at the creature.

(Attacking with Eldritch Blast, 11+7=18 to hit, damage of 3)

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((Fat man be quick, fo sho'.))

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Well sounds like I'm going full Kenshiro for my Fallout 2 playthrough.

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I liked a lot of the custom death animations you got from critical hits. It's something the newer games lack.

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((1D20+3 => 16))

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