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make a post for me poster boy

Probably for the best Rave. I'd feel abit different if this was still on secret rather then dynamic, however I don't know exactly how the math works out but if it decides the person who gets antag before the antag role is decided then I don't really see an issue with it. Otherwise if you only have ...

to my knowledge the only time we use secret notes are cases where making the note public would defeat the point, like noting for suspected metacomming since if it was public the person could see that the admins were watching out for it and change their behavior its not something you really need to w...

i kinda feel like the bigger issue with war ops is that ops in general monopolize the round, and when war is declared it is essentially the ops saying "this will not be a normal round but you're stuck here for 25 minutes anyway" meaning people who dont care to engage with the ops have no r...

according to the wiki, you can make shivs to convert into heretic knives. no longer will i have to break into the kitchen or cargo to make my blades. you didn't know this? any sharp weapon can be used. I thought it was literal kitchen knives and that was it. Sheeeit. Hatchets? yes even hatchets. it...

its hard since on one hand the simple fact that metaknowledge is so powerful means that watching a stream while playing needs to be actionable, but theres no real way to actually find out if someones doing it, and the easiest way to deal with it is just to not allow streaming but on the other hand, ...

so this was a fuck up on my part, and also because of an entirely accidental oversight on the coder side when you logged in that round i got a pretty normal admin log message that included your ckey as a link. the intent is that whenever a player's ckey comes up in these sorts of adminlogs, admins c...

i had a dream the other night that dean ivanov was in my apartment complex beating random elderly people to death with a toolbox and i kept getting calls from the tenants about how annoying it was to have to listen to the loud bludgeoning sounds

so given that this was a self requested perma i dont mind removing it but it has been brought to my attention that you seemingly tried to evade it using a different ckey, which is....weird?? i mean i don't even know why you'd try to ban evade a self requested ban i'm lifting it but please keep in mi...

i feel like im one of the few people who likes icebox more than delta but that might just because i havent played the kinds of jobs affected by icebox lately

revisiting the logs it seems like i did misread them and it was a chemistry accident and not a welderbomb, and while the breach and disconnect looked kind of bad at the time i do appreciate you coming on and appealing it so i lifted the ban, sorry about all this that said based on your appeal and yo...

*gibself

cyanide should just do like 10x damage if you eat it in a pill specifically

what if revs winning set every command door on the station to all access and perma-unlocked all the command computers

i cant believe we're losing a member of our community as valuable as "guy who has to say the n word to destress in a shitty atmospherics simulator"

its going to be funny if this is the thread that starts serious conversation about just banning slurs to save everyone time and headache

good fucking luck

its okay to sometimes have things that arent perfectly balanced if it add flavor or is funny imo

It used to stun but at some point they changed it. After a bit of searching, I found the PR: https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/39891 Personally not a change I've really minded, shooting people with it is very fun and I guess I don't really find myself in the position of having to arrest p...

i want to be cool and make a headmin questions post too and i dont think ive seen anybody talking about this, so 1. what do you think of our current roster of antagonists? just in general, are you satisfied with the antags we have now? do you think we have a good, diverse, balanced spectrum? 2. are ...

i miss homestuck

BorisvcBorison wrote:yo yo Boris here to promote the free Campbell party, which will free TG from all other servers than Campbell.

one server, Campbell
one Station, Tram
the eternal Tram Campbell round.

trampbell

personally i think its fine that theres a single irreplaceable semi-public round removal machine

it means antags who are afraid of it can play around it

dear syndicate

how do you type with combat gloves on

BorisvcBorison wrote:sorry bro the off button for sticky is broke we can't control him anymore

its stuck

PKPenguin321 wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:what about manky kongs from dkc and the guerillas from super mario rpg
frauds and wannabes

the instruction manual refers to manky kongs as "kong reject oraguntangs"

so theyre basically the victims of monkey racism

i dl'd it yesterday on a whim and ended up playing for like 2 hours, its good shit the portal mechanic simultaneously adds a lot of crazy mobility/access but also doesnt really change the fact that its a very simple accessible popcorn shooter that nails all the basics its halo with a portal gun and ...

guys i injected atropine into tgstation im so sorry

7. admins can vv edit pie cannons to shoot them for dank n64 memes

i spawned it in on sybil a few days ago and told the crew they had to protect the baby and it took 8 minutes before security was being assaulted by a pro-baby riot

Farquaar wrote:
Gigapuddi420 wrote:you might not like it, but this is what peak Smash performance looks like.
I looked it up and holy cow
I didn't realize how high Diddy Kong was on the Brawl tierlist

look up diddy brawl banana combos on youtube its absolutely hilarious

Farquaar wrote:They're as bad as metagrudges, if not worse. They should be discouraged through the code and rules whenever possible.

how do you add a code solution to "people having friends"

i meant murky I thought the whole point of murky was to just embrace being a brain dead feeder and hope you feed enough xp advantage to your team to offset being worthless individually. ...like vikings I vaguely remember cho being kinda busted when I had to drive ? i love vikings but its hard to co...

back when bluespace bodybags could hold megafauna i took three of them to the station and let them out in evac holding a stablized pink slime core i did not know that the core only made them pacifistic to me shaps told me he wouldnt ban me if i wrote lavaland lore for him and i did and i didnt get b...

i miss playing hots and should do it again

i read whatever silly prs goof has put on the github that day

waking up in the morning as i get ready for another long unfulfilling day of being online and doing nothing of societal or personal value

reaching into the cupboard and pulling out a fresh can of Cringles™

Once You Cringle You're Ingle™

nobody liked the soup

duckay wrote:poop based engine fuelled by poop...

goon added fartmos so every time you fart it produces a small amount of brap gas so you could hypothetically fill the sm loop with nothing but ass blasts if you had enough assistants farting into the scrubbers

actually better idea, make it an admin punishment

hiding in the bathroom with a chameleon projector, disguised as a toilet, and shoving an esword up the ass of anyone who dares enter

pizza with a fumo on it

im ok with this

without getting too into the points that have already been raised, i dont think dumb smut should be completely banned, but i do think that if someone finds their character is being written into ic porn and they dont want it they should absolutely be able to ask for it to be removed

a) they cant do much to people dragging lights behind them This is the only actual issue Nightmares are an “annoy the station” antag, not a “kill everyone” antag. They’re not supposed to be strong. im definitely fine with nightmares not being murderbone antags but they suffer from the wizard issue ...

i dont have a huge thesis to back my opinion up but hot take: nightmares might be too fragile for what they are yes they have insane 1v1 damage potential but in a game defined by stuns it doesnt really feel like it helps them, the nightmare meta has essentially been solved for months because their a...

ingame gatcha game accessible via tablets/laptops/civilian consoles

2000 ingame credits for a pull, terrible rates, a large number of characters to get

send them on quests that take 20mins irl time and you have to be alive to finish the quest or they dont get exp

persists between rounds

cacogen wrote:emergency defib mounts in public places

craftable makeshift defibs that you build from cables and iron rods

jam it into an apc and stab the wires into somebody to try to defib them

shocks them and does burn damage based on the apc charge/powernet but resusciates them

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im going to make /gt/station 13 which is the same except xenobiology is buffed and everybody gets a racecar

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