/tg/Station 13

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We need to restore order to tg...

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DATAxPUNGED wrote: ↑Wed Apr 24, 2024 6:35 pm I wasn't expecting a peanut to rival Sorrel Adam's this soon

Where's that one

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Gupta called me a Light weight for going to sleep after hitting the bowl 3 times. I challenge him to a weed off

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MooCow12 wrote: ↑Tue Apr 23, 2024 12:56 am
AsbestosSniffer wrote: ↑Tue Apr 23, 2024 12:09 am He just keeps going.
Im tired boss

You have had like 40 people tell you that you are wrong and are just making people lose faith in you. Your going to be known as the shitter cultist

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I'm going to a 4/20 party today I wish I could invite gupta

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Crazy that Moscow is still fighting tooth and nail here

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Why are you keeping documents on other players

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This is quite possibly one of the silliest players on our servers

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There are mrp servers everywhere for those with eyes to see

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https://massifpress.com/lancer

if you like mechs you should checkout Lancer

if you like rag-tag mechs you should checkout salvage union

https://leyline.press/collections/salvage-union

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im pro-poly and i will use my abilities as an AI to turn on nearby intercoms whenever I have the opportunity i am so pro poly i once ran a gimmick character called "Poly P. Rotector" and rolled CE to exclusively sit in CE office and protect poly (and set up and fix the engine if it was br...

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Pretty sure we already have a precedent of outfitting a mech army FNR (on mrp atleast) aslong as they aren't making tens of combat mechs FNR its just job content. If an admin DOES see a robo mass producing a mecha army they should feel free to send an appropriate threat :3

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"Let's take an example from a round that just ended:"

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Also we need to talk about lead poisoning and world leader assassinations in game more

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Jonathan Gupta wrote: ↑Tue Apr 16, 2024 2:26 am
TheSmallBlue wrote: ↑Tue Apr 16, 2024 1:43 am hi goopa big fan love your work
Thank you thank you, Please read the book insanity in ss13 libaries now, its a monologue from the gupta corner itself.

Deranged

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BonChoi wrote: ↑Tue Apr 16, 2024 12:29 pm Fun fact: this is the guy who copped a 14 day ban from the Discord for posting his "grudge list" in #mrp-general, saying "Today I have decided to cause drama"

What.

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We should put all tg players through a college lit class

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Oh also can we forward this appeal to all the other major servers admins

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I've been sick for a whole week I am in pain

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I miss being meta grudged I should play manny again

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Urban him then have an admin make fun of him on his first reconnection then ban him again

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There was no issue with roleplaying and there has been plenty. The issue for the mysterious noticer was that I chose not to entertain the "peak of RP" of being helpless, cuffed and about to be executed. With that logic Bulb did a bad thing as they should have stayed in body and gotten mil...

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This is not looking good for you dog

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Is this one of those Japanese animes I've heard so much about

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There is no blame to be deflected. Somebody has been going out of their way to stop someone else's "typical strategy". If they had an issue with it, maybe they should have ahelped rather than just blatantly metagame and metagrief? The issue started with "why you ghost/suicide fnr?&qu...

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Bit of a mouthful

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replying to your own peanut is triple cringe shit man shoulda warned him, but i decided against it yall tripping for calling this metagaming what he gets from opening the safe is drip, a syndie dufflebag, the champion belt, a swaggy chain and if i remember correctly a single charge of C4. whats met...

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who up irradiating they brig

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Would Jonathan Gupta bludgeon hatsune miku to death

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Will this thread follow the heroes journey arc

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stairmaster wrote: ↑Thu Apr 04, 2024 7:04 pm gupta was trifling yesterday

EmpressMaia wrote: ↑Tue Apr 02, 2024 8:41 pm The tg station movie.... coming 2027..

Staring Abigail thorn as Lisa Green,
Jack black as Jonathan Gupta,
And Emma Watson as Dendy Doom
jake Gyllenhaal as willem dafriend

omg i love william defriend i see him on TGMC

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Honestly I'd like to see thst done again. Maybe it could work

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Where is Jonathan Gupta on the political compass

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Jonathan Gupta wrote: ↑Wed Apr 03, 2024 7:45 pm tombstone is the best comedy ive seen

tombstone brand frozen pizza also goes hard

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Higgin wrote: ↑Wed Apr 03, 2024 9:35 pmwe made it

no we didnt we are still page 19

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Unball all perma ban players for April 1st

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*realizes they have not picked up a Bar stool as intended, but instead a large stoop staircase, I am immidtely crushed under its weight
*SPLAT*

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*picks up a Bar stoop and raises it over their head
BARFIIIIGHT

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The tg station movie.... coming 2027..

Staring Abigail thorn as Lisa Green,
Jack black as Jonathan Gupta,
And Emma Watson as Dendy Doom

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The gupta-verse

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We should assemble a jury of his peers to decide whether he should be placed on FNR approval

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Timonk wrote: ↑Tue Apr 02, 2024 1:47 am
conrad wrote: ↑Tue Apr 02, 2024 12:57 am Ned L with a refusal to take that L making it XL.
i feel like ned is kind of a dramatic person in general

Maybe they were a theater kid

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I ONLY USE CRUSHERS RAAAAAAAAH. MINER CORP!!!!

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Gupta is out for a pack of cigarettes and gas station boner pills

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I once slaughtered 3 ash drakes and a colossus at the same time. No idea how that shit was wacky. Also high TD played a Part in it soooo

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Blacklist897 wrote: ↑Sun Mar 31, 2024 11:09 pm gupta has peak roleplay and loseing him to sybil would be horrid '
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuFv_U0JQes

he primarily plays on sybil and sometimes comes to manuel

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Featherfield wrote: ↑Sun Mar 31, 2024 5:15 pm What is it with metabuddies and dragging each other around its turbo cringe

idk its silly. seeing someone wordlessly grab someone else then they stick around eachother for the rest of the round

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Jonathan Gupta wrote: ↑Sun Mar 31, 2024 12:51 am ya know quitting drinking was easier then quitting smoking.

You got this homeboy <3

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Hey gupta you should get baro trauma if you wanna so we can play together

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