/tg/Station 13

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DEAD: Lukas Petrov says, "oh hey we're being cloned" The space carp nashes at Maximus Robusticus! DEAD: Nelandra Librod says, "Use your ability to die as" DEAD: Nelandra Librod says, "We are?!" DEAD: Lukas Petrov says, "psyche" DEAD: Nelandra Librod says, &quo...

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holy hell basil has meta???????? this is the coolest thing like I'm gonna have to drag lukas outta retirement now this is awesome best map 11/10 the good: showroom cmo has suit storage unit renault solars command bridge area maint lanterns in chapel that shop thing in cargo maint locker room pod all...

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I'll have to remember that one (*aggressively paints shuttle*) tldr antags with 'escape alive and not in custody' won't greentext that objective if they're standing on a red floor, i.e the shuttle brig this includes the shuttle brig window and door tiles I think, as well as possibly the external air...

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(cue people painting the shuttle floors red) surprised the secpod doesn't count as custody (iirc it's blue floor?) normal shuttle + cuffs probably don't work, but worth trying normal shuttle + cuffs + zipties + cablecuffs + straitjacket + ninja net normal shuttle + bucklecuffs shuttle bridge + all o...

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The bartender only didn't valid you because she thought being in cuffs on a pod counts as custody. If she'd known it didn't you would have been salad. being in cuffs on a pod does count though, doesn't it? :donut2: this requires further testing like of all the following situations, which count as '...

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nobody is above the law don't even think twice about brigging a head unless they're the hos/captain/acting captain if they're the hos and you're brigging them something's very wrong, either with you or with them same goes for the captain (The Captain not the hop with the spare) but you do get comdom...

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I always thought it was IC: IC stuff OOC: non-game related stuff or vague game-related questions (how do I drag body, can a zippo in your pocket light plasma, etc - no 'help x is killing me' or 'how do I parasting') ahelp: game-related stuff that would spoil other people's rounds (e.g 'help I'm firs...

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Saegrimr wrote:God damn that just sounds hilarious. Like what's he do once he's a head though? Maybe he could find one of his husks he left in maint and crawl up its aforcibly re-attach?

only if people can wear it as a hat, like a drone

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QuartzCrystal wrote:I use my powers for good as The Owl

> not playing The Owl as a mime
The Owl hoots. HOOT HOOT

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there isn't really a 'play like #2' people on basil play differently just because we don't have 90 people on at once it's rare we even hit 30 if sybil was going to 'play like #2' they'd have to remove most of their players... who'd probably then go over to basil... so the servers would just be rever...

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I want to remove the stun from the ion rifle entirely, make it do more damage to borgs, and remove the security borg's taser (replaced with a disabler). this isn't a horrible idea, but I've always seen the ion rifle as a tool to stun borgs so you can close in and apply flash/harmbaton the ion rifle...

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The Mk. VII Linggatlingling

it's fully automatic and it shoots gatling guns that shoot armblades
like a clusterbang launcher, except the clusterbangs (sprited as gatling guns) shoot armblades in every direction instead of more flashbangs

and did I mention it's fully automatic

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HUDs are just robust like that

I don't think they can see champroj'd people though, maybe base the ninja invis code off that so sec can't use their SUPER NINJA SPOTTING

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it's got 3

you can put a repair droid on there in that last slot

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How about HUDshades or medical Huds still showed up on people regardless of cloaking devices so at most you could slip by people who weren't paying attention but you couldn't just walk into the armory this already exists, I think whenever admins make an invisible person you can still see them with ...

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modules you need: your drill of choice (you can only get diamond drill from emag) mining scanner mining satchel lantern/flashlight mesons maybe this: diamond drill borg upgrade from robotics (like the vtec) emagging a mining borg gives them thermal meson-vision all borgs have built-in lights that do...

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The problem is that playing virologist is just draw plasma to dropper inject plasma to beaker check virus mutation draw synaptizine to dropper inject synaptine to beaker x30 And yes I know about "dirty symptoms" 1: draw blood into dropper 2: inject blood into beaker 3: draw plasma into dr...

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traitors can't self-resurrect, but lings can

(also, build yourself an autocloner in maint --> hide an ID and some basic gear --> ??? --> profit)

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ripley is hella effective on asteroid. drill in straight lines and run away to avoid gibtonite (you just escape the blast radius, and get a great explosion too). versus basilisks, you're in a mech so cold is nothing to you. run up to them and drill them, ded versus goliaths, run up to them and keep ...

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how to see notes: ooc panel --> view admin notes "22-Nov-2014 | Pushed to demote someone for their ingame age being 17, resulted in people dying and someone else catching a ban. This wasn't acceptable. ~thebiblemelts" guilty as charged. I was detective, the hos and I teamed up to demote th...

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I was a tater with Dave (just 'Dave') as my objective once got a phazon, lasered him to death with a solaris heavy laser; hid the body and stripped the jumpsuit/PDA so the sensors and identity wouldn't show end of round, redtext, "you failed to kill TIME DAVE the Assistant" ;-; dave cannot...

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C4 down two walls; make metal rods from one piece of metal, and build a table frame. Put the other piece of metal on the frame to make a table, and spend half an hour cutting open wheels of cheese for the nuke disk. (if there are so many that they won't all fit in a locker, move a locker's worth of ...

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how about this 'give' command in IC panel --> message in chatbox, "Stan Assit is trying to give the corgi meat to Hedov Securitie." if they're both on help intent, short delay and hedov receives the corgi meat (unless either party moves) like the current strip-menu give, but more emulsion-...

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so can you not kill space carp as a drone

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RCD can be used to deconstruct floors, which is harmful It doesn't hurt to bolt them in and depower the APC, alerting Sec - by the time they've got their objective, noticed and told you to unbolt, Sec will get there and boom, it's taser time. 'course, if they tell you not to alert Sec or bolt them i...

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honk. how to sabotage shuttle: destroy 50% or more of thrusters after halfway (through lasers, explosives, fire axe, etc - they'd be destroyable) emag control panel (but this early-launches it too... hmm) maybe interacting with the shuttle computer with a captain-level ID (or emag) gives you the opt...

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Make the shuttle a powered area (for the purposes of rechargers, AI cores, etc) --> problem solved
(just put an APC with a hyper-cap cell in there maybe)

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in real life, if you breathe in 95% N2O and 5% O2 at 320kPa (= 16kPa oxygen, 304kPa N2O), you're gonna have a bad time

filling a tank to 1014kPa pure O2 and having it output at 16kPa will make it last a loooong time

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(you're allowed to fire extinguisher non-humans if they're a threat to humans, by the way - lizards don't get protection from law one they get protection from rule 1 though, so you can't run up to your nearest scalie and kill 'em for no raisins and if they prevent human harm by their existence (e.g ...

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How can I make my own anesthetic mix that won't kill someone? I like using it as HoS to control prisoners and for... special punishments. I tried making a 1/2 O2 1/2 N2O mix and it killed a cultist. I'd like to avoid that. internals are weird, they need to have 100% oxygen at 16kPa; 50% oxygen at 3...

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I don't know why you would possibly think I would listen to a word you say in regards to my behaviour I have negative respect for you I think you were awful Why would I ever listen to you forgot to reply to this one "I don't know why I should listen to you because I don't like you and that mak...

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There was no Captain, and I've no idea whatsoever where the HoP was during all this; not in the Brig, at least. I asked the new Sec what he thought, he didn't seem to mind. Palpatine pretty much nailed my attitude towards perma-ing Tessa at that point; there'd be literally no point whatsoever, since...

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alright, fair point in future, you shall (hopefully) not be such a shitler every time sec doesn't fellate jane's 'throbbing futa cock' [sic] tells you off for antagonising them because no, running away from sec does not make you a. cool, tacti- or otherwise b. badass c. robust d. a good person it do...

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the act of keeping the sword, in combination with the snubbing, was the greytide attitude like the only non-sec/command I'd ever consider letting keep the esword would be someone in RnD, and even then I'd stand there and watch them deconstruct it in future I shall go for less lethal options before e...

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yeah, I said 'I will torture you as nonharmfully as possible. maybe with an electropack.' or something to that effect; the non-harmful bit was so the borg didn't go all law one on me. and electropacks aren't even harmful (well, except on chairs), they just knock you down forever. Lockering a body th...

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First, the ones who were an actual threat to the station were given perma instead of execution I'm not even going to bother replying to the rest, but this bit perfectly encapsulates just why they were given perma antags are there to make the round fun, to do antaggy things - executing them (and the...

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riddle me this. who was the acting hos, then if not the guy with the guns in the greatcoat was it the newbiesec, who (though a pretty cool guy) didn't even know how to uncuff people was it the braindead sec, who probably knew how to manage an understaffed secteam but was braindead in the brig from r...

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ok guys it's time for a lil' PHYSICS sir isaac newton, he was a pretty cool guy, he made theories about what went down in physics and he got 'em all right one of these was called his First Law, it was basically about not harming humans and no-- wait no that's isaac asimov isaac newton's first law wa...

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'Officer Trunk Beefchest points forward three fingers, and slices them down in a chopping motion. Officer Thump Hardskull cocks his head, and shrugs. Officer Trunk Beefchest sighs, mimes firing his pulse rifle, and points to the shuttle airlock.' make them mute, like mimes but permanent they gotta w...

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> not taking the soap to clean up your harmbatons so the AI doesn't notice

taking ttvs at roundstart is like taking the mini hoe so they can't break the perma windows

but if sci has cults in it, damn right you take those bombs, otherwise the station is blown up and narnar has risen

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the esword that at least four people saw you pick up. that you didn't hand in to sec when we asked you to. or told you to. the esword that, for all we know, you were planning to use on somebody, because eswords have literally no purpose other than hurting things (don't say 'carp' or 'spiders' becaus...

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First you''l notice I mention he is only a detective. This is because he was, and never declared once he was a acting HoS. He had no authority to execute. there were literally three people in the entire security force one of them was braindead the other didn't know how to uncuff people it's not a h...

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I'll give my side tomorrow 'cause it's 1am and my 3DS doesn't do essays at all

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when we finally got you in the shuttle brig, borg was on disarm - we had to push past it to carry out the execution, and it was flashing us (to no effect b/c sechud) after I pulled the egun I told it back in the brig that you had an esword --> law 1, you're harmful, beep boop. so nah the borg was fi...

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the bomb-selling is like some sort of 'distribution of illegal contraband' crime or something running from sec is pretty bad IC and the office thing was just /evil/ but probably not execution-worthy; by then I was tired of you and Jane constantly escaping (that 30+ minute manhunt) - in retrospect, e...

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'contacting centcom' = writing ahelp > still getting perma'd not gonna say 'stop stripping me' ooc cause ickenock is worse than ockenick > say it in ic in funny little square brackets so nobody cries icky stripping was pretty shitty yeah what about permaing me / tasing / even fighting back vs sec re...

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(posting on 3DS, short) julius/warden was from a different round; a comment on how this isn't the first time they've done it this round had 3 sec me, det newbie sec, officer braindead guy, officer ty screamed about 'RUN TESSA' + disarmed --> fmpov aiding criminal --> perma. took radio in maint so ot...

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Description of what happened: At the start of the round, the mime was caught with an esword and an emag and bombs in Engineering. Sec arrived, we did the taser thing, and Jane took the esword and ran off with it. Lie. Me and a few other people, Tessa and Walter and a few others I don't recall had t...

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Your byond account: Vigilare Your character name: Widens-his-Eyes (Detective - I've now retired this character 'cause Dannno's gonna metagrudge him) Their character name: Jane West (Assistant) Their byond account(optional, but useful if you can provide it): Dannno Server and time: Badger, round ende...

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just destroy the Common tcomms hub at roundstart
if you want comms you have to work for it

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