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kosmos wrote:So the first question before making awesome gimmicks is how the fuck do you kidnap someone without murderboning a sec officer first and using his stunbaton?

make a stun prod and cable restraints

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There's this hidden place near maints of arrival. Make an hidden wall and bring your victim for some guetto surgery (read: gender reassignment)

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DemonFiren wrote:Panther. And either "corgi meat" (so people freak out when they only see the message of me putting it in my bag) or "Wrath of Sithis", because...well.

>not putting your revolver in exosuit slot

what are you, some kind of fail cowboy wannabe?

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Stickymayhem wrote: I normally get chloralled and straightjacketed.

1)go to medbay
2)apply fist to forehead
3)were you revived?
if yes continue
if no skip to final step
4) did you get put in the recovery room w/ straight jacket? congratulations, you're done. otherwise, go back to 2)
5) enjoy death

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Pussy Blaster 50000

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guys look new year i am now 11 inches long

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Eye augmentations that allows you to select medical/security module with the added benefits of a togglable build in night vision and optical meson scanner. Flashes have reduced effects, but if you get EMP'd or get your eyes stabbed out by George Melons shit will happen.

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Is there even any cons to augmented limbs? You can heal yourself with a little welding here and there and all that yabadee yatata

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As a scientist, fill a rapid fire syringe gun with space drugs, shoot the HoS, run, rinse and repeat. 10 points for every shot you man make on the HoS. 4 points for every sec officer. 20 points for doing it to the captain. How long can you last with out getting the shit beaten out of you? 100 point...

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Rumpelstiltskin3 wrote:And fuck the detective for not scanning for prints.

Fuck you too for not telling me to scan the prints.

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As captain - give my hat to Ian Sometimes I put my ID in my box and my PDA in my pocket then wear a mask and do suspicious things Get drunk beyond legal alcohol amount in blood stream and start spewing shit out Chaplain roundstart - PM Admins "I wonder which admin shall be my god", first o...

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Text2Speech
Located in the preferences screen, turning it on will cause the player to hear a Microsoft Sam voice to speak what you can hear from people near you excluding the radio

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dionysus24779 wrote:
MedicInDisquise wrote:-snop-

was it an engineering borg?

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>be CMO latejoin >20 minute fast forward >you are tator assassinate the fuckin' lawyer >pray to get an objective to steal something instead >steal an ablative armor >okay >plan my break into the armory, there aren't alot of people there so it's easy >hesitate >decide to instead ask the captain to ha...

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i am 10 inches

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Give the ability to put someone out (from a fire you fucking sicko) by clicking on them (with a delay)

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Rumpelstiltskin3 wrote:Stickymayhem: You deep throated your sobbing gf at TGIFridays?

"Yeah, and it sure was a sticky mayhem"

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http://puu.sh/dMRXR/ed0c867f49.png (joke ban plz ignore) You were immediately unbanned. That's the point I knew it was a joke, I used it to show that some people can take a simple joke. I added it for extra and show. Further edit: Incidentally, if you're silly enough to do stupid shit with no regar...

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snip Sorry pal, let's take porn as an example, which basically is innapropriate for kids: http://nobullying.com/is-watching-porn-illegal/ "At this point in time, it really comes down to the parent to prevent a child from viewing the pornography content found on the Internet through the usage o...

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danno wrote:ITT: powergame

OP wrote:Regardless of role or job you'r IC character has one reasonable skill that's within "some" realm of believability. What is yers?

where is the no power game in this

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We're obligated by United States law to take that seriously. Sorry, but what part of United State laws? I'm interested that you give a source of it. Not that i oblige you. I've heard a lots of time from anons that when they were at Gamestop or target they saw cashiers letting a dad/mom buy their ki...

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Welcome to the internet, not every tone of voice can be perceived through chat. Yes, you never know who you're talking to on the internet, but that changes nothing. If someone just straight out tell you he's ten it's guaranteed to be sarcasm. Banning someone for eight years because OOC: Someguy: lo...

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Ahammer18 wrote:SoS asked you how old you were, to which you replied '10'. Cut and dry, case closed.

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does this jumpsuit makes me look fat?

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seriously? banning because of telling an age joke? people should instead start caring about maturity instead. Zayn is a chill dude, there's no reasons to ban him. Especially if he was just telling some stupid jokess. If every admins started to overreact over a simple two digit number, /tg/station mi...

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How do i depower a console as an AI?

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also I killed a dead butterfly there and labeled it

Spoiler:

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DemonFiren wrote:An autism fort.

The *perfect* defense against shitcurity
I couldn't find a better image but you get the idea.

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On a more serious note, shaft miner because: -You're literally the Santa of the station, throwing plasma at dem bitches (read: scientists) and flooding engineering with metal -You have a buttload of iron to mine, resulting in the endless cycle of this: http://www.ss13.eu/wiki/images/a/a8/Ironwall.pn...

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Spoiler:

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http://www.ss13.eu/wiki/images/1/11/Generic_clown.png + http://www.ss13.eu/wiki/images/1/1f/Sword.gif + http://www.ss13.eu/wiki/images/f/f1/Labler.png + http://www.ss13.eu/wiki/images/f/f7/Generic_security.png + http://www.ss13.eu/wiki/images/a/ae/Office_Chair.png = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=...

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I find there aren't enough doors and stuff on this map. Like, there's only one way into escape, and the chapel next door feels closed off and isolated. Maybe do a glass wall and a door? Same with the library. Huge wall all the way down, prevents library from being a through route they are airlocks ...

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parody ogg of admins opinons on wgw
http://puu.sh/dLeCe/39b1202ae9.ogg

youngbuckliontiger wrote:Hornygranny
Spoiler:

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Not many people play lizards, the reason for that is the fact any (sec)borg can kill you as they wish if you're harming an human, and the AI can ignore your cries of pain over the radio about letting you out from a crazed psycho. Some still play it for the fact it's an unique playstyle and such. A l...

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Mastigos wrote:Better to drag and drop, then click engage before it completes. You're guaranteed to flush.

Yeah, that's how I wanted to word it. Pretty useful when you and 3 assistants break into a high security level area and some schmuck makes a wall behind

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Don't like that? Don't slip security or antagonise them. Its that simple. If you've done enough to earn a perma sentence I'm going to throw you in with an orange jumpsuit and a pair of orange shoes and a prisoner ID card and nothing else, because your round is over. You lost, GG. Remember that a pe...

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assistant
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apply screwdriver to eye, 4 hits and your target is blind until surgery, he can't even hit you.
2. if you want to disposal yourself, click the disposal, click engage, and quickly drag and drop yourself on the disposal unit. If timed right you'll get disposed.

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each shift they go on a new station, so station progression is dumb.

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Main skill:
Hands that has the same effects as stun gloves
Sub skill:
Who the fuck needs a sub skill when you have stun hands

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Ghall Meyy hisses, "The girl iss-s-s alive I think." Nickolas Roberts says, "Yeah, she'll be our reproduction stock" Ghall Meyy exclaims, "Yippee!" Nickolas Roberts says, "We'll repopulate on this here asteroid" fuk u doin niknakflak dats erp n' u kno it so b...

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Fifty shades of clowning CHAPTER 1 >be hos >clown being major dick with all access ID, mess with announcements and captain >while I'm out, fucker goes in my office and make an announcement saying "I am a condom" >we know.jpg in radio chat >rushes in my office, buddy take him out for me >pu...

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bandit wrote:if only anybody could edit a wiki

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>snackbars machines killing sec bro
>run up to him and say
>"don't worry anon, they're just hallucinations. stay calm"
>die

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France here, Sybil becomes really hot at 9 PM.

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cedarbridge wrote:Just a function of that recent door change. Not really useful for much other than griff.

You can snuck up a victim of your robustness in one of the rooms and lock them inside.

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how do i remove weeds and pest, pest spray does jackshit and plant b gone just fucks my plants up
nevermind, it just so happens that the pot still blinks red even though there's no problems. God.

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Preamble wrote:
ThanatosRa wrote:Wrong thread my man. Still funny though.
How is this the wrong thread?

This is stories of awesome not the rage thread.

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