make a stun prod and cable restraintskosmos wrote:So the first question before making awesome gimmicks is how the fuck do you kidnap someone without murderboning a sec officer first and using his stunbaton?
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- Sat Jan 03, 2015 11:37 am
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: tater gimmicks
- Replies: 21
- Views: 5021
Re: tater gimmicks
- Fri Jan 02, 2015 10:38 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Little things you learned that are game changing
- Replies: 2455
- Views: 672430
- Fri Jan 02, 2015 10:33 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: [POLL] Favorite revolver skin
- Replies: 31
- Views: 6995
Re: [POLL] Favorite revolver skin
>not putting your revolver in exosuit slotDemonFiren wrote:Panther. And either "corgi meat" (so people freak out when they only see the message of me putting it in my bag) or "Wrath of Sithis", because...well.
what are you, some kind of fail cowboy wannabe?
- Fri Jan 02, 2015 6:21 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Little things you do in-game while bored
- Replies: 69
- Views: 19683
Re: Little things you do in-game while bored
1)go to medbayStickymayhem wrote: I normally get chloralled and straightjacketed.
2)apply fist to forehead
3)were you revived?
if yes continue
if no skip to final step
4) did you get put in the recovery room w/ straight jacket? congratulations, you're done. otherwise, go back to 2)
5) enjoy death
- Fri Jan 02, 2015 5:59 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: [POLL] Favorite revolver skin
- Replies: 31
- Views: 6995
Re: [POLL] Favorite revolver skin
Pussy Blaster 50000
- Fri Jan 02, 2015 1:50 am
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: [POLL] How old?!
- Replies: 86
- Views: 17922
Re: [POLL] How old?!
guys look new year i am now 11 inches long
- Fri Jan 02, 2015 1:34 am
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Minor Suggestions
- Replies: 3767
- Views: 947093
Re: Minor Suggestions
Eye augmentations that allows you to select medical/security module with the added benefits of a togglable build in night vision and optical meson scanner. Flashes have reduced effects, but if you get EMP'd or get your eyes stabbed out by George Melons shit will happen.
- Thu Jan 01, 2015 8:19 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Simple Questions Thread
- Replies: 2095
- Views: 536163
Re: Simple Questions Thread
Is there even any cons to augmented limbs? You can heal yourself with a little welding here and there and all that yabadee yatata
- Thu Jan 01, 2015 7:44 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Little things you do in-game while bored
- Replies: 69
- Views: 19683
Re: Little things you do in-game while bored
As a scientist, fill a rapid fire syringe gun with space drugs, shoot the HoS, run, rinse and repeat. 10 points for every shot you man make on the HoS. 4 points for every sec officer. 20 points for doing it to the captain. How long can you last with out getting the shit beaten out of you? 100 point...
- Thu Jan 01, 2015 6:45 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Ship Building Gamemode!
- Replies: 11
- Views: 3569
Re: Ship Building Gamemode!
Fuck you too for not telling me to scan the prints.Rumpelstiltskin3 wrote:And fuck the detective for not scanning for prints.
- Thu Jan 01, 2015 12:05 am
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Little things you do in-game while bored
- Replies: 69
- Views: 19683
Little things you do in-game while bored
As captain - give my hat to Ian Sometimes I put my ID in my box and my PDA in my pocket then wear a mask and do suspicious things Get drunk beyond legal alcohol amount in blood stream and start spewing shit out Chaplain roundstart - PM Admins "I wonder which admin shall be my god", first o...
- Tue Dec 30, 2014 10:27 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Minor Suggestions
- Replies: 3767
- Views: 947093
Re: Minor Suggestions
Text2Speech
Located in the preferences screen, turning it on will cause the player to hear a Microsoft Sam voice to speak what you can hear from people near you excluding the radio
Located in the preferences screen, turning it on will cause the player to hear a Microsoft Sam voice to speak what you can hear from people near you excluding the radio
- Tue Dec 30, 2014 7:48 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Stories of rage, tears and regret
- Replies: 2833
- Views: 844999
Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
was it an engineering borg?dionysus24779 wrote:MedicInDisquise wrote:-snop-
- Mon Dec 29, 2014 4:24 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)
- Replies: 2028
- Views: 649749
Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)
>be CMO latejoin >20 minute fast forward >you are tator assassinate the fuckin' lawyer >pray to get an objective to steal something instead >steal an ablative armor >okay >plan my break into the armory, there aren't alot of people there so it's easy >hesitate >decide to instead ask the captain to ha...
- Mon Dec 29, 2014 1:37 am
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: [POLL] How old?!
- Replies: 86
- Views: 17922
Re: [POLL] How old?!
i am 10 inches
- Mon Dec 29, 2014 1:35 am
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Minor Suggestions
- Replies: 3767
- Views: 947093
Re: Minor Suggestions
Give the ability to put someone out (from a fire you fucking sicko) by clicking on them (with a delay)
- Mon Dec 29, 2014 1:27 am
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Memorable Quotes
- Replies: 1434
- Views: 441119
Re: Memorable Quotes
"Yeah, and it sure was a sticky mayhem"Rumpelstiltskin3 wrote:Stickymayhem: You deep throated your sobbing gf at TGIFridays?
- Sun Dec 28, 2014 10:20 pm
- Forum: Resolved Appeals
- Topic: [scared of shadows] zaynhusseindid911 - fluff text
- Replies: 57
- Views: 17539
Re: [scared of shadows] zaynhusseindid911 - fluff text
http://puu.sh/dMRXR/ed0c867f49.png (joke ban plz ignore) You were immediately unbanned. That's the point I knew it was a joke, I used it to show that some people can take a simple joke. I added it for extra and show. Further edit: Incidentally, if you're silly enough to do stupid shit with no regar...
- Sun Dec 28, 2014 9:51 pm
- Forum: Resolved Appeals
- Topic: [scared of shadows] zaynhusseindid911 - fluff text
- Replies: 57
- Views: 17539
Re: [scared of shadows] zaynhusseindid911 - fluff text
snip Sorry pal, let's take porn as an example, which basically is innapropriate for kids: http://nobullying.com/is-watching-porn-illegal/ "At this point in time, it really comes down to the parent to prevent a child from viewing the pornography content found on the Internet through the usage o...
- Sun Dec 28, 2014 9:37 pm
- Forum: Roleplaying
- Topic: Your IC has 1 Main / Sub Skill, what is it?
- Replies: 105
- Views: 51219
Re: Your IC has 1 Main / Sub Skill, what is it?
danno wrote:ITT: powergame
where is the no power game in thisOP wrote:Regardless of role or job you'r IC character has one reasonable skill that's within "some" realm of believability. What is yers?
- Sun Dec 28, 2014 9:29 pm
- Forum: Resolved Appeals
- Topic: [scared of shadows] zaynhusseindid911 - fluff text
- Replies: 57
- Views: 17539
Re: [scared of shadows] zaynhusseindid911 - fluff text
We're obligated by United States law to take that seriously. Sorry, but what part of United State laws? I'm interested that you give a source of it. Not that i oblige you. I've heard a lots of time from anons that when they were at Gamestop or target they saw cashiers letting a dad/mom buy their ki...
- Sun Dec 28, 2014 9:13 pm
- Forum: Resolved Appeals
- Topic: [scared of shadows] zaynhusseindid911 - fluff text
- Replies: 57
- Views: 17539
Re: [scared of shadows] zaynhusseindid911 - fluff text
Welcome to the internet, not every tone of voice can be perceived through chat. Yes, you never know who you're talking to on the internet, but that changes nothing. If someone just straight out tell you he's ten it's guaranteed to be sarcasm. Banning someone for eight years because OOC: Someguy: lo...
- Sun Dec 28, 2014 9:02 pm
- Forum: Resolved Appeals
- Topic: [scared of shadows] zaynhusseindid911 - fluff text
- Replies: 57
- Views: 17539
- Sun Dec 28, 2014 9:00 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Screenshots General
- Replies: 2758
- Views: 910708
- Sun Dec 28, 2014 8:50 pm
- Forum: Resolved Appeals
- Topic: [scared of shadows] zaynhusseindid911 - fluff text
- Replies: 57
- Views: 17539
Re: [scared of shadows] zaynhusseindid911 - fluff text
seriously? banning because of telling an age joke? people should instead start caring about maturity instead. Zayn is a chill dude, there's no reasons to ban him. Especially if he was just telling some stupid jokess. If every admins started to overreact over a simple two digit number, /tg/station mi...
- Sun Dec 28, 2014 1:07 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Simple Questions Thread
- Replies: 2095
- Views: 536163
Re: Simple Questions Thread
How do i depower a console as an AI?
- Sun Dec 28, 2014 11:13 am
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Screenshots General
- Replies: 2758
- Views: 910708
Re: Screenshots General
also I killed a dead butterfly there and labeled it
Spoiler:
- Sun Dec 28, 2014 12:37 am
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Favorite Job and why
- Replies: 82
- Views: 26299
Re: Favorite Job and why
The *perfect* defense against shitcurityDemonFiren wrote:An autism fort.
I couldn't find a better image but you get the idea.
- Sat Dec 27, 2014 11:52 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Favorite Job and why
- Replies: 82
- Views: 26299
Re: Favorite Job and why
On a more serious note, shaft miner because: -You're literally the Santa of the station, throwing plasma at dem bitches (read: scientists) and flooding engineering with metal -You have a buttload of iron to mine, resulting in the endless cycle of this: http://www.ss13.eu/wiki/images/a/a8/Ironwall.pn...
- Sat Dec 27, 2014 10:23 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Memorable Quotes
- Replies: 1434
- Views: 441119
Re: Memorable Quotes
Spoiler:
- Sat Dec 27, 2014 9:10 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Screenshots General
- Replies: 2758
- Views: 910708
- Sat Dec 27, 2014 4:58 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)
- Replies: 2028
- Views: 649749
Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)
http://www.ss13.eu/wiki/images/1/11/Generic_clown.png + http://www.ss13.eu/wiki/images/1/1f/Sword.gif + http://www.ss13.eu/wiki/images/f/f1/Labler.png + http://www.ss13.eu/wiki/images/f/f7/Generic_security.png + http://www.ss13.eu/wiki/images/a/ae/Office_Chair.png = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=...
- Sat Dec 27, 2014 4:33 pm
- Forum: Spriting and Mapping
- Topic: Efficiency Station 3 Feedback Thread
- Replies: 97
- Views: 28025
Re: [poll] efficiency station 3 on badger
I find there aren't enough doors and stuff on this map. Like, there's only one way into escape, and the chapel next door feels closed off and isolated. Maybe do a glass wall and a door? Same with the library. Huge wall all the way down, prevents library from being a through route they are airlocks ...
- Sat Dec 27, 2014 1:10 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Parody Images of Admins
- Replies: 55
- Views: 20090
Re: Parody Images of Admins
parody ogg of admins opinons on wgw
http://puu.sh/dLeCe/39b1202ae9.ogg
http://puu.sh/dLeCe/39b1202ae9.ogg
youngbuckliontiger wrote:HornygrannySpoiler:
Spoiler:
- Fri Dec 26, 2014 12:07 pm
- Forum: Coding Feedback
- Topic: [POLL] Should lizards be considered human for the AI&borgs?
- Replies: 56
- Views: 13105
[POLL] Should lizards be considered human for the AI&borgs?
Not many people play lizards, the reason for that is the fact any (sec)borg can kill you as they wish if you're harming an human, and the AI can ignore your cries of pain over the radio about letting you out from a crazed psycho. Some still play it for the fact it's an unique playstyle and such. A l...
- Fri Dec 26, 2014 11:04 am
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Little things you learned that are game changing
- Replies: 2455
- Views: 672430
Re: Little things you learned that are game changing
Yeah, that's how I wanted to word it. Pretty useful when you and 3 assistants break into a high security level area and some schmuck makes a wall behindMastigos wrote:Better to drag and drop, then click engage before it completes. You're guaranteed to flush.
- Thu Dec 25, 2014 10:31 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: If I pull that off will you die? Mime/Clown masks.
- Replies: 17
- Views: 5112
Re: If I pull that off will you die? Mime/Clown masks.
Don't like that? Don't slip security or antagonise them. Its that simple. If you've done enough to earn a perma sentence I'm going to throw you in with an orange jumpsuit and a pair of orange shoes and a prisoner ID card and nothing else, because your round is over. You lost, GG. Remember that a pe...
- Thu Dec 25, 2014 10:27 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Favorite Job and why
- Replies: 82
- Views: 26299
Re: Favorite Job and why
assistant
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- Thu Dec 25, 2014 9:10 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Little things you learned that are game changing
- Replies: 2455
- Views: 672430
Re: Little things you learned that are game changing
apply screwdriver to eye, 4 hits and your target is blind until surgery, he can't even hit you.
2. if you want to disposal yourself, click the disposal, click engage, and quickly drag and drop yourself on the disposal unit. If timed right you'll get disposed.
2. if you want to disposal yourself, click the disposal, click engage, and quickly drag and drop yourself on the disposal unit. If timed right you'll get disposed.
- Thu Dec 25, 2014 4:25 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Would you like to see progression in SS13?
- Replies: 11
- Views: 2965
Re: Would you like to see progression in SS13?
each shift they go on a new station, so station progression is dumb.
- Thu Dec 25, 2014 4:38 am
- Forum: Roleplaying
- Topic: Your IC has 1 Main / Sub Skill, what is it?
- Replies: 105
- Views: 51219
Re: Your IC has 1 Main / Sub Skill, what is it?
Main skill:
Hands that has the same effects as stun gloves
Sub skill:
Who the fuck needs a sub skill when you have stun hands
Hands that has the same effects as stun gloves
Sub skill:
Who the fuck needs a sub skill when you have stun hands
- Wed Dec 24, 2014 10:51 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Memorable Quotes
- Replies: 1434
- Views: 441119
Re: Memorable Quotes
Ghall Meyy hisses, "The girl iss-s-s alive I think." Nickolas Roberts says, "Yeah, she'll be our reproduction stock" Ghall Meyy exclaims, "Yippee!" Nickolas Roberts says, "We'll repopulate on this here asteroid" fuk u doin niknakflak dats erp n' u kno it so b...
- Wed Dec 24, 2014 10:41 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Stories of rage, tears and regret
- Replies: 2833
- Views: 844999
Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Fifty shades of clowning CHAPTER 1 >be hos >clown being major dick with all access ID, mess with announcements and captain >while I'm out, fucker goes in my office and make an announcement saying "I am a condom" >we know.jpg in radio chat >rushes in my office, buddy take him out for me >pu...
- Wed Dec 24, 2014 10:19 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: I think the Xenomorph Page is a tad outdated
- Replies: 8
- Views: 2489
- Wed Dec 24, 2014 6:11 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Stories of rage, tears and regret
- Replies: 2833
- Views: 844999
Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
>snackbars machines killing sec bro
>run up to him and say
>"don't worry anon, they're just hallucinations. stay calm"
>die
>run up to him and say
>"don't worry anon, they're just hallucinations. stay calm"
>die
- Wed Dec 24, 2014 12:23 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Is player quality noticeably different depending on time?
- Replies: 28
- Views: 7761
Re: Is player quality noticeably different depending on time
France here, Sybil becomes really hot at 9 PM.
- Wed Dec 24, 2014 12:21 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Little things you learned that are game changing
- Replies: 2455
- Views: 672430
Re: Little things you learned that are game changing
You can snuck up a victim of your robustness in one of the rooms and lock them inside.cedarbridge wrote:Just a function of that recent door change. Not really useful for much other than griff.
- Tue Dec 23, 2014 9:21 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Little things you learned that are game changing
- Replies: 2455
- Views: 672430
- Mon Dec 22, 2014 11:59 am
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Simple Questions Thread
- Replies: 2095
- Views: 536163
Re: Simple Questions Thread
how do i remove weeds and pest, pest spray does jackshit and plant b gone just fucks my plants up
nevermind, it just so happens that the pot still blinks red even though there's no problems. God.
nevermind, it just so happens that the pot still blinks red even though there's no problems. God.
- Sun Dec 21, 2014 8:55 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)
- Replies: 2028
- Views: 649749
Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)
This is stories of awesome not the rage thread.Preamble wrote:How is this the wrong thread?ThanatosRa wrote:Wrong thread my man. Still funny though.