/tg/Station 13

DemonFiren

I just wish that lizardpeople received some sort of advantage for the downsides-only gameplay. Everyone hates you (part of the roleplay), the Silicons can fully invoke law 3 on you (The Engineering borg is going to paint the airlocks with your blood!), and you can never be a true Head of Staff. I f...

DemonFiren

another big issue i have with lizard rights is that its really easy to see the slippery slope it could lead to i'm fairly confident that we'll never get catpeople or anything like that, but becoming more accepting of furry/scaly/whatever culture isnt good for our image or our playerbase. just look ...

DemonFiren

Make it a random chance of every time two people run into each other with disarm or harm intent active they both just gib instantly in a small explosion. Make this happen for people shot from a mass driver at maximum settings. Having people splatter when they hit the wall is 10/10 awesome. At half ...

DemonFiren

Gygaxes, no. Durands, no. Phazons...maybe.

Although I have seen a particularly dedicated roboticist on Bay output almost a dozen Durands in one round, so...we could up the number even higher.

DemonFiren

Medical can use maint access to get to corpses or wounded.
Security can use maint access to get to shitters who hacked in.
Assistants...can use maint access to build a temple to the Gray Old Ones.

DemonFiren

Why didn't you catch the nade and toss it back?

Oh, wait. Right. Grenadiering 101, never toss AT your target, but in front of them.

DemonFiren

Yes, this does look sec-sy.

DemonFiren

Revolutions are because of the exploited reptilian comrades rising up against their human oppressors. Haha, a lizard rev, what a good joke. Wait until I comment to the AI about those non-humans harming humans, I think it will both be amused and relish the chance to put in practice law 1. (cough) ca...

DemonFiren

Revolutions are because of the exploited reptilian comrades rising up against their human oppressors. Haha, a lizard rev, what a good joke. Wait until I comment to the AI about those non-humans harming humans, I think it will both be amused and relish the chance to put in practice law 1. (cough) ca...

DemonFiren

Sounds like an acceptable idea in theory, until BYOND RNG.

DemonFiren

AdAstraPerAspera wrote:erp_gets_banned.gif

It's appropriate, because granny.
(Or at least that thing looks female.)

DemonFiren

I see problems with the AI. I also see problems with other command staff, given the usual demographics. I'd say "fuck it" to that and let lizards be heads anyway, but I am under the impression that would create a lot of avoidable friction. Better to rise to power ICly, at least that way ot...

DemonFiren

It's an ancient arcane secret that people will never find out unless they dig in the code.

Last I checked talking about the precise unlock mechanics is verboten.

DemonFiren

Revolutions are because of the exploited reptilian comrades rising up against their human oppressors.

DemonFiren

Oh my, I imagine a kitchen team, with many cooks and one chef overseeing the magic being done. With sharp knives to hunt assi- fresh meat in the wild maints. With so many people, meat would never run out, and no matter how wild and dangerous the station were, even those foolish cargonians would hav...

DemonFiren

We need bell peppers so botany can dry them and grind them into paprika.

For every unit of paprika consumed all instances of a random object are either deleted or all of its vars are randomised.
It also greatly increases the user's sense of balance, preventing them from being stunned or knocked down.

DemonFiren

This is gonna be fun to play as lizard, because everyone will be racist.
Making it a challenge. Do it.

DemonFiren

Assuming the AI runs on Asimov, the entire reptilian population will have seceded, stripping the station of everything they need to make the Derelict habitable. Then occasionally launching raids whenever "GAS THE LIZARDS" makes its way over comms. I can also see the Chaplain leading a crus...

DemonFiren

We need a PEPS for the HoS.

For those who don't know what I'm talking about:

Spoiler:

DemonFiren

Make it a job-specific item (Science and Chemistry) and cost all 20. Or maybe 14 so there's enough space for an emag?

Also, stick it on that other thread.

DemonFiren

You liked the neat Star Trek references? Well fuck you, have sailicnoglucosephosphatecharcoal. You were content with Medicine being means to an end, rather than end in itself? Well screw you buddy, have healing at RANDOM INTERVALS and HEALING doing DAMAGE at RANDOM. Instead adding new fun features,...

DemonFiren

I will remain blindly optimistic and yell at you lot when it fails.

DemonFiren

Let research print a full-on cloaking projector with sufficiently high research.

Only mesons and thermals can detect you with that thing on.

DemonFiren

That gun reminds me, heavily, of Bay's egun sprites.

Which are fakken awesome. Their laser sprites, too.

DemonFiren

Even on Bay the ERT needs a Red Alert style cardswipe.

DemonFiren

420weedscopes wrote:
Saegrimr wrote:You know which end it comes out, right?

space modifications / I don't particularly care
pick your answer you're a winner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How about "open it up in [image manipulation program] and rotate the sprites by 180 degrees"?

DemonFiren

This goes on the feedback thread, me thinks.

Anyway. Banana peels should be able to slip mechs. Slipped mechs take half a minute to get back up and, of course, take damage from the slip.

DemonFiren

I've tested a 40u pill of Krok.

It brings you into red, but not crit...oh, and it changes your race to skeleton.

DemonFiren

You can MULE shards, but you have to prime them first by blasting them a bit.

DemonFiren

Make it play a sound effect.

Something along the lines of..."PILLS HERE!"

DemonFiren

It is, hypothetically.

If you want to trip on mindbreaker and take a fuckton of radloss.

DemonFiren

Also, this thing does take used shells, yes?

DemonFiren

Librarian, Lawyer, Chaplain, those are RP jobs. They can be amazingly robust, but mostly their power lies in bullshitting.

DemonFiren

Chemists can't disable electronics without mining. Uranium still needs to be dug up.

DemonFiren

Vortex anomalies should become Stage 1 singuloths once they tick over.

DemonFiren

I think that's called a wallet.

DemonFiren

Ah, Tin Can.

Another Bay reject, if I'm not mistaken.

DemonFiren

Well, what do you mean by "WILL" kill you? Fifteen units of plasma will kill you, for all I know. Just easily countered.

DemonFiren

Please do not make me make a creampie joke.

DemonFiren

I don't want the AI to slap my scaly ass for technically harming humans.

Although then I probably shouldn't be serving alcohol in the first place.

DemonFiren

Well, it still deals brute like a mother.

DemonFiren

By virtue of broken bones and IB, no less.

DemonFiren

Told to post here.

Make drinking out of shotgun darts possible, so the bartender can literally serve shots.

DemonFiren

Make drinking out of shotgun darts possible, so the bartender can literally serve shots.

DemonFiren

Sleepers are massively useful for emergency treatment when cryo is either not available or not yet required. Fuck medkits, they run out too fast. Fuck chemistry, too, all the power goes up in drugs, anyway - or in medicine that is left at the chemistry desk and makes an extended stop at medical just...

DemonFiren

Malkevin wrote:And who's going to get those faxes?

IC issues are IC issues, stop trying to drag the admins into them.

By that logic comms consoles' emergency messaging system should not exist, either.

DemonFiren

Just port Bay's fax machines. Take a lawyer or Command stamp to activate, send a scanned paper directly to Central.

DemonFiren

Not sure if that warrants its own thread, probably not. Modularise suits, so for instance a librarian would not start with his all-in-one jumpsuit, but insted a shirt with brown pants and a blue tie attached as well as a red suit jacket in the outer slot. Lawyer simply would get his suit with a red ...

DemonFiren

What about Brazilians?

DemonFiren

Replace our two-tumbler's contents with what Bay has: The janicart key, a yellow jumpsuit, and a katana.

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