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DemonFiren

Ion rifles create an EMP on impact, they overload headsets, drain energy guns and fuck with electronics.

So...yeah.

DemonFiren

Usually, the moment I hear the AI is rogue I check cameras. If the AI core is walled off and I can't see it, I check APCs.
Once I see the AI ain't on APCs it's time to grab normal load values on all station systems and comb through the list, while sending someone to go to Mining.

DemonFiren

Something appears to be the matter, hm.

Oh well. Too bad.

DemonFiren

So ":g absorbing AI" actually happened for a while?

DemonFiren

Please try to avoid humour, it does not suit you.

DemonFiren

Meh, that lesser race is the one with full authorisation to throw themselves into situation the AI won't let you pansy humans even think about just to save your sorry asses. Therefore, GLORIOUS REPTILIAN https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-Y7mS0RHf5Ag/TWxHaqimDgI/AAAAAAAAGn0/uZUKsog-ayo/s640/IMG_0544...

DemonFiren

Well, they don't get law protection and can't be comdoms.

DemonFiren

It can't be worse than shitty human players.

DemonFiren

PKPenguin321 wrote:Someone in ooc a million years ago suggested traitor AIs should be able to take control of augmented limbs. That'd be a fun, if situational, buff for traitor AIs.
"Quit hitting yourself, human."

Cue "I never asked for this." or "My self-harm is augmented."

DemonFiren

Or rancom-pick between "git gud", "Very carefully." and "You don't."

DemonFiren

Toughest. Job. Ever.

DemonFiren

It's called guncargo and Science collaborating.

DemonFiren

No, it's not. I had a HoP fuck up changing my access once and I lost maint. Could literally only enter maint through my department until it was changed.

DemonFiren

Well, you fixed the inconsistency, the suckage remains.

DemonFiren

Doesn't Basil still have assistant maint?

If so, good. Maintenance has been my main way of obtaining gear without having to be told to fuck off or actually dragged off by Sec, as well as a site for occasional projects.

DemonFiren

Braincake wrote:Cargo Techs, QM, Engineers, Atmos Techs, CE, Assistants, and the Janitor of all people have access. Plus the Captain, obviously. All things considered, it's not a lot.

I coulda sworn even Sci had it. Hmph.

DemonFiren

I thought literally EVERYONE has maint.

DemonFiren

In fact it implies authority to the point that in some other language "chef" in everyday usage is synonymous with "boss". Notably, German.

DemonFiren

Allow traitors to change a parapen's contents before using. No, I'm not dumb enough to suggest refilling.

DemonFiren

Apply screwdriver to microwave. Apply ultra laser in RPED to microwave. Apply screwdriver again.
Bam. Microwave now triples output.

DemonFiren

No.

You stuff Pete in a closet. Preferrably the Bartender's. For when inevitably vines pop up.

DemonFiren

So long as every newly-spawned wiz is told to kill his predecessor things should be interesting.

DemonFiren

Problem is, you have a lot of maybes just to risk pissing off the player base. That rage is not something I would want to see, I want my bluetext mature, civilised and...wait, who am I kidding.

DemonFiren

Bay did it first, and ages ago.

(Lynch he?)

DemonFiren

Told the other thread was the wrong one for this.

Thrown batons should stun. When on, of course.

DemonFiren

As it stands we still have a two-thirds majority on the "No" option.

I think irrespective of argumentation people have already made up their minds. Whether or not their opinion is justified is irrelevant, just leave it be before it becomes pukeworthy.

DemonFiren

Thrown batons should also stun.

DemonFiren

Yeah, because the previous ladder there was swallowed by Singuloth (and I barely made it out.)
Therefore it was walled off.
We weren't told it got replaced.

DemonFiren

Almost all gases kill you, man.

DemonFiren

Are you also aware of Chaplain constructs over on Eff3, Meta and whereever else the Chappy gets a soul stone?

DemonFiren

Aren't drones easy as hell to robust, though? One hit and they go down?

DemonFiren

Or assume that cartridges are electrically ignited, and that thing really is a piezo crystal with some sensors hooked up.

Unrestricted units could be gotten from the armoury, maaaybe salvaged from guns or gotten with Illegal 4.

DemonFiren

So, how does a firing pin fit in an energy gun, again?

DemonFiren

Make it take assistants to produce assistant leather, for making a new Captain's laser in case the old one is inevitably "misplaced".

DemonFiren

That isn't actually a bad idea...

...so long they get the numbers scrambled.

DemonFiren

I am beginning to think that the best course of action is to get Paprika a therapist.

DemonFiren

Replace Singuloth with a RUST.

DemonFiren

Going all Dragon Age style blood-mage as high-end cultist would be...interesting, though.

DemonFiren

Wrong thread.

DemonFiren

Don't add them to the crew manifest, then.

Then they're not crew.

DemonFiren

Also, give clown PDAs the ability to play the "sad trombone" sound the HONK has. Because it's relatively apropos most of the time.

DemonFiren

This looks sexy as fuck.

DemonFiren

Bookcases should be rig-able to work as secret doors, not unlike falsewalls.

DemonFiren

Can you carve out a tome?

DemonFiren

From Mining to Science, from Science to the RPED, from the RPED to the OWLCAVE.

DemonFiren

I'll give it a shot next time I play as Fights-the-Power.

DemonFiren

Jeb wrote:Too many mousetraps will anger the HoS

Yes, but a truly over-the-top number will be hilarious again.

DemonFiren

Neurotoxin does the same, except it also knocks you down.

DemonFiren

And let me guess, you put seven boxes in seven backpacks in one bag of holding. And you have four on your person, one on your back, one in each hand and one dragging.

DemonFiren

Helloooo, Github.

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