/tg/Station 13

DemonFiren

I feel inclined to quote a furry submeme that is absolutely apropos to the situation.

I think better of it.

DemonFiren

Spawn a gavel in the courtroom. One that makes an obnoxiously loud knock-knock noise when used on a table.

DemonFiren

The name Krystal alone implies otherwise.

DemonFiren

You are one evil fuck.

Testing this now.

Tested, doesn't animate.

DemonFiren

YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY.

DemonFiren

Konstantinos wrote:I hold down "Ctrl" and start spinning around in place. I've noticed that most people either don't question this or start spinning themselves.

DemonFiren

Emagging a sec hailer (gas mask) should make it spit out the Beepsky Rant on activation.
In the appropriate voice, of course.

DemonFiren

On the github download, it's in sound/vox_fem, word for word.

DemonFiren

Give it at least one that sounds like The Many.

DemonFiren

Mh, tarts.

DemonFiren

I am so proud I got quoted.

UNWARRANTED SELF IMPORTANCE IS GO.

DemonFiren

Move the mining shuttle doors so they directly face the ore redemption machine.

This makes resource processing more...efficient.

DemonFiren

The LAGBOMBER strikes again!

DemonFiren

Pop a crate.

DemonFiren

Someone must have been high as a dead kite.

DemonFiren

You gave me the most disconcertingly amusing mental imagery there.

DemonFiren

Not like there's much spook, anyway.

DemonFiren

Cool beans?

DemonFiren

As potato lizard, make your target hate you, have them slur you over the radio, then coordinate with your scalefriends and bring down the wrath of the lizardbar.

Or voicechange+agent. I'm not sure. Do lizards still hiss with the voice changer on?

DemonFiren

Panther. And either "corgi meat" (so people freak out when they only see the message of me putting it in my bag) or "Wrath of Sithis", because...well.

DemonFiren

Any mech is shamefur dispray against xenos. Any. Mech.

DemonFiren

Yeah, but his vision is augmented.

DemonFiren

Mandatory:

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DemonFiren

>not pretending you have allium/GBS/undetectable supervirus

DemonFiren

Geneticsing yourself, or getting UNLIMITED POWAH?

DemonFiren

Spessmen are full of blood . Blood contains no water.

DemonFiren

Already exists for 9mm, 10mm and .45cal. Don't see why we're not getting it for 12ga.

DemonFiren

Unless someone who actually enforces the ban is on.

DemonFiren

Or just plant C4.

Had a round on Bay where I was malf, ERT decided to get rid of the nuke by blowing it up before I did.
Unfortunately the explode verb didn't check for the nuke to actually be there.

DemonFiren

But does he have acc...oh, wait, HoP.

DemonFiren

When I get bored I order crates.

Or I recreate the LIZARD BAR.

DemonFiren

The Syndie SMG and AR, as well as the R&D SMG have a burst setting (although the syndie rifle's seems borked, must verify later.)

And lowering the damage to fifteen so a four-round burst does 60 seems perfectly fine. Otherwise you get a gun that dishes out 25 crits.

DemonFiren

Yeah, but the president doesn't normally have a possibly hopelessly incompetent security team and a whole handful of traitorous, murderous bastards in his direct proximity.

DemonFiren

Just slap on an "all" category. Or a "categories" tab.

At least this way we won't have to put up with missing designs anymore...

DemonFiren

You are one evil bastard.

SHODAN/10 would try next malf round.

DemonFiren

Give us a way to repair/take apart turret guns.

Also, I may be mistaken, but the syndie MG doesn't burst-fire, does it? Can that be changed?

DemonFiren

Turret health will be displayed, yes?

(We need a way to repair and disassemble turrets, it has occured to me.)

DemonFiren

It could spell hell for malf AIs.

DemonFiren

Move ALL OF THE BEACONS. Bolt all of the doors except teleporter. Watch hilarity?

DemonFiren

Going through the list of air alarms on-station, removing the alarm triggers one by one is fun.

Actually pumping out all that lethal shit at the push of one button is something I'm not atmos enough for, though.

DemonFiren

Late night (read, early morning, and I'm GMT+1) on Basil is FUCKNOPE. Afternoon is pretty decent.

DemonFiren

That is Baylore, fuck Baylore.

DemonFiren

Race war is something that happens to me every other week. And I mostly play weekends normally.

DemonFiren

I honestly don't know that.

Although I wonder if the inability to play Command staff and being treated like shit by everyone count as racial trait.

DemonFiren

Space khajiit willing to trade fire weakness for night vision when?

DemonFiren

I was more thinking about building a line of electric chairs.

And making a "death row" joke.

DemonFiren

Any good quarterlizard will set up a chem dispenser and protolathe in the backroom.
Fuck incendiaries. Dragon's Breath is the only answer when dealing with filthy khajiit.

Oh, and singletanks.

DemonFiren

Suggesting, of course, that there is no Hisscurity.

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Meh, so long as they get to retaliate.

DemonFiren

That actually holds true for everyone.

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