/tg/Station 13

Jacough

Let changeling brains become the spider-things similar to the thing so during debraining they have some slim chance of crawling into a vent and finding some monkey to infest for a second chance. Alternatively give the ling an ability that lets it EXPLODE into living npc gibs when it's in crit. The ...

Jacough

Violaceus wrote:
Jacough wrote: and then they can send one message back
And how that would work with multiple ghosts...

By not looking too much into a shitty idea in a thread for shitty ideas?

Jacough

Salting a faggot then eating it lets you send a single line of text to deadchat. but everything you say is already sent to deadchat Make it that I'd you do it with a player faggot you can send one message to that player that shows up in HUGE letters and then they can send one message back. Perfect ...

Jacough

Syndicate cyberpunk bundle: comes with everything seen here, including a wig to match the hair: http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--SC-D7Q_z--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/18yptzqv5fdd8jpg.jpg Warning: wearing the wig makes your character blurt out 80s and 90s slang and refer to t...

Jacough

Rail gun: an over under rifle that shoots rounds that go through anything they hit from people to r-walls and just keep going. It only has two shots but each round gibs whoever it hits instantly. Has a scope that can be toggled that lets you see people through walls as though you were wearing therma...

Jacough

He should have come to AA with me

Jacough

Also I would like to codify the ERT and their response to the Deathsquad if they are deployed. Do they ally with them or fight them and vice versa. I'll update the wiki once we've got it done. Honestly from a roleplay perspective it'd probably make sense for Centcom to just tell them to get back on...

Jacough

Something I was about to suggest was to give "good"ninjas an additional objective that was something along the lines of "minimize crew casualties". If the ninja kills or crits a certain number of non-antags or higher he fails the objective

Jacough

Giving anybody the ability to sit in one place all by themselves and do busy work, then emerge with super-powers or boosts of any sort is bad That was partially the idea behind my suggestion. The librarian would actually have to go search for these tomes one the Eldritch anomaly hits. They wouldn't...

Jacough

ONE FUCKING YARD ONE FUCKING YARD ONE FUCKING YARD ONE FUCKING YARD

Jacough

How about this? There could be a random event called an "Eldritch anomaly" that would spawn a sort of small Cultist shrine thing at some random point on the station along with a tome. The librarian could have a sort of scrying glass thing he could use to identify the tome via a little mini...

Jacough

How about some character noises for some fucked up ambience? Guy wrenching screams when someone catches fire, painful gaps when someone's suffocating or in crit, death rattles, and squishy noises when people explode into gibs?

Jacough

DemonFiren wrote:By "connected to the power grid" do you mean "plugged into an APC" or "placed on a live wire"?

Plugging it into an APC seems like it'd make the most sense, yeah.

Jacough

Laptop briefcase: looks like a brief case but folds out into a laptop. You can insert circuit boards into it and it will act as a portable terminal. The laptop comes with a retractable cable that needs to be connected to the power grid to function properly. It also has a built in card reader for acc...

Jacough

I don't SoS would ever agree to it and even if he did he'd immediately undo it but I honestly think it'd be a good idea to job ban him from everything but security. He seems dead set on making security into little more than mall cops meant to be fucked with by the crew. Being forced to play sec and ...

Jacough

HoNkoMax cartridge: when you slap this in your PDA it allows you to send honk viruses like the clown's PDA but with a twist: instead of simply honking the victim's PDA will emit the honkblaster's tugboat honk and like the honkblaster it will knock everyone nearby down, deafen them, and make them lap...

Jacough

New escape objective: sabotage the shuttle to destroy centcom Instead of hijacking the shuttle or simply escaping a traitor may have to sabotage the escape shuttle in some way that turns it into a giant missile of death. This can be done by tampering with the thrusters with some tools or emagging th...

Jacough

All I can imagine is one clown fleeing from 800 psychotic assistants trying to steal all his shit.

Jacough

If station is doomed, they follow law 3 And there are humans on shuttle to protect. Last time I checked drone laws are different from Borg/AI laws. They're supposed to maintain and repair the station while interfering without interfering with other beings. Huge fire break out in the escape wing and...

Jacough

I was there for the immovable rod thing. Honestly I just thought it was kind of funny

Jacough

How many security officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Spoiler:

Jacough

We do have a Derelect Russian station. Seems like it'd make sense for them to proudly display glorious Soviet rifle somewhere on their station

Jacough

lumipharon wrote:Singulo ripping your clothes off when?

Edit: Actually please no, singulo is rape enough as is. Please just make explosions not destroy shit unless it in the gib zone, or something. It's just unfun.

But that would be perfect for my erotic fanfiction...

Jacough

Hornygranny wrote:If nobody who was part of the round wants to give a detailed summary of what actually happened, this is not really actionable.

Why did you edit your post from "Please follow the format" to this? Also why did you momentarily lock the thread?

Jacough

In the year 2525, we have energy guns, lasers, get power from blackholes and by burning an extremely energy dense material that can easily go from solid to liquid to gas at any temperature, yet we still require manual levers for a gun. I understand that ballistics have a place even in da future but...

Jacough

Creating walls of holographic signs around a section of a hallway I'm cleaning as the janitor and watching people completely ignore the wal sl of bright yellow signs and slip anyway

Jacough

UtterNewbie wrote:
QuartzCrystal wrote:Sorry, gonna have to step in here *flashes his Bachelors of Arts degree in philosophy*, I can say with authority, that that is not an ad hominem.
Then you should ask for a refund because he's attacking the person making the argument instead of the argument itself. :^)

Why are you still here?

Jacough

What game is that?

Jacough

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Jacough

You had the clown detained. He had been upgraded to perma as well (it'd be nice to know why he was). There was no reason to continue harassing him and then flat out murdering him (DURRR LET'S EGG HIM ON BY STEALING HIS MASK DURRR HE'S NOT GOING WITH OUR FUNNY LITTLE PRANK, BETTER KILL THE UPPITY CLO...

Jacough

Make it so you can put SEs in beakers so we can make SE grenades
> Make monkey SE smoke grenade
> Throw it on the shuttle
> Everyone turns into monkeys
> Get banned

Jacough

CMO's not appreciated by many players, because he's the main representative of the exact opposite way that they play the game (the CMO and MDs heal people; most players know only harm). So a player who's willing to get into the swing of things when it comes to playing CMO is a comfort. I always tho...

Jacough

The only ban I've caught was years ago from Tsaricide for saying "IT'S FUCKING NUKE OPS" in OOC because I was frustrated at how clueless some people were. I nearly did that once. Rev round, huge portion of the station was converted, and the surviving heads were fucking clueless and kept t...

Jacough

If we are really concerned a Roboticist is going to sneak in and slap on some Armour and Weapons to a construction mech, do what Mechwarrior does and assign Weapon and Armour slots to all mechs that dictate how much of each you can put on a mech. For example, a Gygax could have two weapon slots and...

Jacough

> Playing clown on Badger named "Tickle Shits" > Just walking around, exploring (first time on Asteroid Station) > Pass by cafe > Crew's sitting down there having breakfast > Chef's put out a ton of meals > Join them > Decide to clown around a bit, "accidentally" stabbing myself ...

Jacough

CMO isn't a real head. Sorry. The CMOs got some pretty important jobs. He's in charge of being ignored by the chemists when he tells at them to set up cryo, filling his hypo with clorhal, sitting on his ass since medbay pretty much runs itself, and getting his face and clothes melted off with polya...

Jacough

You did alright but that was pretty fucked up when you fingered Runtime

Jacough

What you're looking for is a ripley with RCD, Cable layer, and clamp. What Raven and Fleure said basically sums up what I was thinking of when it comes to this mech. What I had in mind was sort of an Odysseus capable of maneuvering in space but with special equipment focused on extensive repairs (i...

Jacough

I wish more traitor cargo folks did that. It was fucking hilarious to see how badly it fucked up the station and how little anyone could do about it. You have to chase the thing down (not a good idea) with a screwdriver and try to open it and disable it while it careens around the station crushing ...

Jacough

My first time playing on goon I got banned for randomly toolboxing someone to death. My first time playing here (I think this is my first one) I was banned because I filled a spray bottle with radium, sulph acid, and water and sprayed people with it, then claimed it was just the water (even though ...

Jacough

Make it so Ian can learn to sniff out contraband and shit. Take a piece of syndicate gear or contraband (a beaker full of polyacid or chloral for example), use it on Ian with the help intent, and he'll catch the scent of it. From there he'll bark and growl at anyone nearby who's carrying that type o...

Jacough

Make it so that if Ian eats chocolate, he dies. If Ian sees chocolate he makes a run for it. If he manages to grab it you've got to pry it out of his mouth before he can eat it. Forget beating Ian over the head with an extinguisher to get that corgi meet as a traitor. Complete your objective by dro...

Jacough

Violaceus wrote:Medal fabricator should be in captains office.

Except nobody would ever use it. I've literally never seen a captain hand out a medal.

Jacough

Just been banned from TG for the first time. But I don't complain: I totally deserved that for giving a holy beating to a chaplain as the Lawyer (Sorry, Chaplain Nikolas!) But I didn't make this thread to whine about it, but to ask: When and How was your first ban? And why? First ban was for OOC in...

Jacough

Takes in various pets to produce pet pelts

> Steal Ian
> Shove him into the clothing fabricator
> Get lynched for parading around in a corgi fur coat

Fund it

Jacough

So we've got mechs for mining, firefighting, medical care, combat, and honking but we don't really have one centered around construction and repair so let's fix that. This particular mech would essentially be meant to repair those gaping holes that engineering is just too damn lazy to fix. The const...

Jacough

Wizardjenkins66 wrote:Armored vests made from whatever materials mining brings?

> Uraniaum plated vest
> It gives you radiation poisoning and causes mutations
> Plasma vest
> Creates a cloud of plasma around you like you're Pig-Pen and makes you highly flammable

Jacough

Tourist round: A bunch of dead players are respawned and sent to the station with cameras. They're given cameras and ian t-shirts and the objective to take pictures of all the station departments. One other player is made an centcomm official and given the task of taking the tourists on a tour of th...

Jacough

iyaerP wrote:Nuclear dragon didldo

Stimulates your prostate AND causes mutations

Jacough

Kavaloosh wrote:write goku on your ass and post it and we'll unban you

Better yet get a tattoo of Goku kissing Anne Frank on his ass

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