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turns out he was a revolutionary and had a maxcap bomb implanted into his body

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This is the biggest fuckup of the 21st century so far and I am enjoying every second of it

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How bout we remove this cancerous thread

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Armhulen wrote:This HAS to happen right?

if it doesnt, we riot, take down down coderbus, forge a new empire

an empire
of infants

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this

we need this

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kevinz000 wrote:
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This sounds really neat, but functionally it will be ghetto thermals. That's the idea. Thermals helped solve and find crimes to detective, but thermals themselves were overpowered and a big game unbalancer. Sonic Earmuffs would be something to help revitalize that and get the private eye seeing mor...

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Mackerel is just bein a meme, let them be (shit)

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I honestly think the server needs more sub-jobs, like Atmos to Engineering and Geneticist/Chemist/Virologist to MD. The only one I can think of right now that would work is something like a Waiter/Waitress for the Bartender and Chef, someone to serve drinks and food from the Chef. Your idea for a ma...

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itt: Mackerel ruins everything don't be like Mackerel but seriously stop being an absolute cock to everyone for no reason, it got old fast anyways back on topic: has the 1911 done stamina damage for a while? because before I took a hiatus from tg and ss13 i made a thread about possible detective alt...

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memes are the life and blood of the server

inject me with memes daddy

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PKPenguin321 wrote:this would work better if we had way less jobs

nah, pull down tabs that have the jobs slotted into categories like the current one but prettier
just like
in the concept picture

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RIP AND TEAR

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Mackerel wrote:
RedMcCloud wrote:>people whining about Is-A-Lizard and their resurrection as fuck pax
if i had any power here i would ban you alone for your avatar

well that's totally not rude as fuck
literally why

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I'd say it but I'm sure you all know THE most meme-orable quote of all

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>look at this thread, going back a page or two >people whining about Is-A-Lizard and their resurrection as fuck pax literally why everyone's got conflicting opinions and I thought that fuck pax wasn't invulnerable because i think they died shortly before the shuttle came there was an ash drake float...

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As other's have said, make it so HoS can pick the security jumpsuit at round start. It would allow for some nice variety, especially if you add the old suits and maybe some palette swaps. Making it so each outfit set is attached to a seperate group of security officers with different equipment and s...

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We just need more SS stuff in general. OP's idea is actually quite cool though, essentially mechanical zombies that the AI can control.

Add cortex reavers as borgs that the body acts as the MMI and we're golden.

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Man_Shroom wrote:MAKE
THEM
TINY
KOBOLDS

This guy gets it

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DemonFiren wrote:Did you teach him about carbon dioxide?

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birth of my big baby boy

baby's first walk

baby learns to drive

baby and i are safe together

forever

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The problem is, Rusty went directly after me. He tazed the HoP accidentally (was rapid clicking stuns down the hall at me, HoP walked in front of him) and then started to try and taze me. He thwacked me with a stun baton, which spaced me, before attacking someone who tried to save me before telling ...

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As others have stated, Bay-style power armor is the best option. You get SOME of the functions of a mech in return for being slow and slightly stompier. Give them smaller batteries in return or something that you have to manually switch instead of popping into a charging station for 'muh balance', b...

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bump he

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Do you know if you're officially infected (besides symptoms) before you're on the plague's side? What stops the infected from running to medbay as soon as they realise the round's plague? Are they officially given some kind of traitor text at roundstart? This seems a bit like monkey... but thought ...

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A possible game mode that's kinda like a hybrid of blob and zombies. "An evolution of the bubonic plague, the sand plague targets living creatures specifically, infecting them and causing their skin to bubble and wart, and them to gain a horrible cough. Contact with a plague-infested individual...

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Webley-Fosberry autorevolver sprite as a new option for the det revolver

make it happen digg

(reviving this thread btw)

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"""Ghetto""" shotguns that require higher tech than a SABR what the fuck somebody should report this as a github issue so it can be changed despite the freeze because that's fucking dumb I remember asking about that a while ago. Somebody told me it was because 'the onl...

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Of course the thread becomes "we already have ghetto shotguns durr hurr" ghetto shotguns require: a protolathe or sci access, cargo access, and combat 5 in the protolathe. That's fucking awful. My idea was to make a gun that would be much less shit to make then the improvised shotgun while...

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If assistants can get: gibspears, spears, quite robust shields, big fuckyou cannons, slightly useful killyourself bombs, and fucking PRODS why not a single-shot rifle that requires care to reload (and lots of materials)? EVERYONE knows how fucking shit the improvised shotgun is and how literally les...

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How about we don't do this? No, we do it. Here and now. Yes, right now, yes, here. No questions asked. None. Anyways, Nienhaus, all the shading on the sprite looks like ASS. I like how the shoulders are a little larger and the head is more natural looking, but goddamn not every fuckin' muscle needs...

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he can be good but as crag said above he really is super anal about any sort of fun happening but MOST of the time he's okay

just okay

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>captain on meta >only other head is cmo >turns out its gang >make warden acting hos >implant people like the cmo >shitters hacked into my office >neither of them were even gang >implant one of them >guy with ioned defib downs 2 officers >implant him >warden throws him out for no reason >I scold hi...

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I heard about this away mission but me being a pussy I haven't gone on it yet. What exactly IS it? From what you're saying it sounds like an absolute bitch to do (no armor because cold) and holy fuck space bears are annoying.

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autorifles originally had fire modes but like all good things those got removed so now it's semi-only

also holy assblast, John

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i love playin lizard

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I like how after telling John to GTFO of my 'detective sidegrade' thread, which included rubber ball guns as one of the most discussed things, cuz he kept derailing it, he steals my idea and tries to make a thread about 'hurr durr give sec lethal guns at round start'

fuck outta here

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Well it would make the gun better, right? Therefore it would be mandatory, if you want to remain robust. Meaning you would be doing it every new round, going through the motions, making your firearm superior. That's not a good design in my opinion. No, because the attachments arent 100% "YOUR ...

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pas deleted my picture of an escalator so what i'm saying here is you grabbing the two fire extinguishers and chucking them at a dude is escalation. like how fucking vital is it that you have your shit-stirring furry meme protest sign, you can craft that shit pretty easily. I took back my sign afte...

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Merry Knishmas you autismos

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I guess they've had...

EI NATH of this spell

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Make it so you have to aim for the legs in order to tangle or it just simply smacks them in the chest or head for a little brute and no stun

Tangling makes it so they are stuck in walk like a bear trap, knocks them down for two seconds on hit

Now it's balanced. That wasn't hard now, was it?

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I'm just going to point out that .45 is an automatic pistol round (used in the 1911 and all common modern models) and .45 long colt is an entirely different round for revolvers that for all intents and purposes for SS13 should basically be the same as .357. And having a revolver drop cartridges fro...

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Ah jeeze here we go As a reference I was Terry, the arresting officer. I couldn't quite finish this bit with venom and whoever else because teslaballs but I was here for most of this. If this all seems confusing he posted shit in ass backwards order and I'm trying to figure this out myself. Anway. ...

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the whole point of this thread was ideas for weaponry that could be used alongside the revolver, not 'nerf det revolver pls coderbus'

please stay on topic

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