/tg/Station 13

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What is your opinion on administration 'minivents', such as: spawning something unusual (not a xeno) into the science pen and confusing the hell out of the xeno researchers; spawning a Totem Of The Old Gods (statue) in maint and subtlemessaging several different people to look for it; turning Ian in...

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Maybe once shadowling makes it in, remove changeling and work on a 'flesh horror' gamemode which ditches 'Biotraitor' entirely and gets back to the core gameplay of OH GOD HOLY SHIT FUCKING SHIT AAARGH NO NO NOOOOO

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>Implying that spacemen live long enough to get lung cancer.

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Should be easy, just put the layer just behind the HUD< above the lighting.

Chargers are the only thing which could be an issue.

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rsmr wrote:http://puu.sh/gTWVI/94ca76f9f8.png

This is extremely relevant to the discussion, as s series of statements by a PALADIN AI.

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Suggested deathsquad kit: -jumpsuit -backpack -Dicksquad armor -Dicksquad hat -Centcomm bowman -SWAT mask -Combatgloves -SWAT boots/noslips/noslip jackboots -Pulse gun -Mateba -esword -eshield -2 bricks of c4 -Thermals -Stun implant/adrenal implant -NODROP implant -Explosive implant -Badass names -L...

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And to top it off, the benefits aren't great either. Whoopee, I don't need to breathe and greyshirts have to use an oxygen tank to lynch me instead of their fists.
Sure was worth it.

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... THis made me think of a thought I had as a lizard traitor. Subverting the AI with a modified Antimov lawset to facilitate a Lizard Uprising(SInce lizards AREN'T human, they would'nt automatically be subject to the Harm of Antimov), recruiting all lizards to my cause. But I was thinking this was...

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Give me 3 reasons why the playerbase should vote for you over Kor.

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'There was a man who killed me in the AUTOCLONER records, therefore a random one of the three jobs with access is a changeling and I must instantly gib him with mysterious co-operation from the borgs.' That's the situation here. It's not 'Out of the blue' like some idiots are saying, but nor is it i...

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Sounds like a good reason not to jam Superman implants into your brain every shift and become immortal to me.

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Perhaps we could make it that you can also attach a Seclite to your armour vest? In the words of Allura. this is the stupidest thing oh my god LETS JUST MAKE THE SECLIGHT ATTACH TO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING EVERYTHING THAT WAY SEC CAN BE EVEN MORE BULLSHIT OP On topic, the reason why the Sec Beret has the...

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He-Looooooo bombcap!

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Yeah, that's not how loyalty implants work at all here, cipher.

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RG4-

Fun fact: If you have full augmentations, you're actually immune to punching, because a punch does 5 damage and full augs reduces all brute and burn damage by 5.

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Sounds like the AI/borgs were purged. That's an excuse to do ANYTHING as a silicon, and that includes beating suspected terrorists up, flooding plasma, lethalling people in your AI core, arming the crew, whatever. Typically it's seen as shitty to kill everyone, but it's perfectly legit. In this cas...

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On that OOC/IC note, Centcom does not have any cloning facilities, only SS13 and a few other advance research stations have it. So revival after death is not guaranteed. This is a controversial point added to a non-canon description without any form of actual discussion by a single person. Until th...

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iamgoonball is currently giving effects the ability to hold reagents, so I assume blood splatters/trails will be reagant-based eventually.

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Requesting a post of discussion logs from wherever this is being discussed once a decision is reached, for the purpose of clarity in the future.

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Some Time Ago: (days) HotelBravoLima: hello basil. OOC:Me:HBL spawn SNPCs to the unappreciated departments so we can pretend we're sybil 15 minutes in, dooby dooby doo, oh look captain's he- didn't the captain already join? Then another one is announced. SNPCs everywhere Taking their ID cards Lootin...

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The_AI_Sysop: Initialise telecomms The_AI_sysop: Uploading ridiculous script for tenth round in row The_AI_sysop: Shockbolting telecomms and walling off the door The_AI-sysop: Stealthbolting important doors The_AI_sysop: Thank you for copy-pasting MAGNI into a .txt file and using it every round. BE...

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I nominate An0n3 for headmin.

This clearly lets him focus on his core values, such as devouring our souls with that 1/3 master vote, becoming boliviastation13, working out which server drive is purlek's(for legitimate and non-gasoline purposes), and goats.

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Shouting "CARGONIA FOREVER" or "VIVA" is inciting a mutiny/riot too, for reference, to exactly the same degree as 'remove officers, remove heads'.

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The whitelists are to prevent 'It's my first daaay' AIs, or nuke ops who can't open their uplink/backpack.

Every single one except for antag whitelists are easily circumnavigable for people who have the persuasion/knowledge on how to do so.

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Any chance the AI might have been watching the QM and feeding info via borg chat? Otherwise ICKY. Your byond account: omnitricks There was also no AI in the entire round so I'm pretty sure no one actually sees me going into these places alone with potential victims. With my ling eyesight I would ha...

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Or when the badmins are getting funky, but I see your point.

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Yeah but how do you handle a traitor who steals the hand tele and launches a pod?

Does he greentext?

If so, what happens to him?

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'The clown honked 463 times thus shift' 'There were more clowns than traitors on the shuttle' 'Cargo accumulated a maximum of 1500 points thus round. There were more corpses than crew on the shuttle. The captain prevented anyone from breaking the case on his laser this rlund. Security set no arrest ...

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I think this is hilarious.

Vigilante action = ded

You're the funnyman, not the greytide.
Honk at the dual esworders instead of unzipping your valids.

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I'm literally like 99.99% sure that's the original inspiration for/based off of the Summon Guns spell, steelpoint, since the file for summon guns/magic is 'rightandwrong.dm'

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That's definitely NSFW, spoiler that shit

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And as a bonus it even freezes shut air vents so more plasma doesn't come in

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-insert comment about #mechgate here-

Fun guy, ran the most fun I had all year, gave me an opprtunity to see what rev rounds are probbably like for admins, during the BattleOfTheServers. (TLDR: hell on a bike).

Not actually encountered them a great deal since I'm usually on basil

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I'd think it'd be more physical descriptions, like Urists bushy beard and strong forearms. And you're going to police that on a server where people regularly have to be banned for calling themself KasuKoam or weekgoku404, and 'luck surname' or 'Windsor Castle' are normal names, and assistants calle...

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I love the idea that stealthlings and their tiny prick occasionally become fleshorrors spontaneously.

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PKP, once you've succeeded on the 50% knockdown rate (for 2 seconds, I might add),the stunlock is so totally reliable that person is as good as dead and unless they have an adrenal implant, all they can do is ;halp greytider screwr-glorf

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This is UristMcSpessman He has a backpack[] on his back He is wearing the /blood stained/ riot armor He is wearing the /blood stained/ riot helmet He is wearing the /blood stained/ balaclava He is holding the ?blood stained/ stunbaton in his right hand He is holding the /blood stained/ riot shield i...

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Atmos techs literally have a tool which instantly puts out fires and replaces the air with cool nitrogen in a 9*9 area now.

They still don't fight fires.

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They should spawn in your suit storage, so unless you're a dirty jobchanger, you shouldn't have a problem

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Shame that that only buys you half a second before they disarm you again, honk.

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My first ban ever:

banned: "griefer". Ban was applied by Nerolat on the x of the y.

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Any incident with pulse rifles was caused by miscommunication/equipment blocks. The Midas maze is meant to be like claustrophobic melee combat, but I logged halfway through the event due to IRL #mechgate no comment Trying to actually place people was so hard because too many people had joined in and...

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He looks like a fat little piggy. A delicious fat little piggy.

Or something.

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Miauw wrote:
palpatine213 wrote:Robotocists who use a rename module on a borg without changing it from default name should immediately receive a large amount of brain damage.
i was in that round yesterday.
i gave the roboticists a default trophy.

I felt so proud when I noticed you did that.

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>Demonfiren

I predict a request based on lizards

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mfw 'THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA!' removed from the suicide C4 PR.

Now what happens if I want muh snooflake wizard suicide?

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In this topic: the word 'stand' is used too many times without context/definition

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Apologies for leaving shortly after the darkroom battle. I had other commitments and you seemed to have gotten the swing of things.

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