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- Mon Nov 02, 2015 6:45 am
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)
- Replies: 2028
- Views: 654050
Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)
coders should changelog everything
- Mon Nov 02, 2015 3:41 am
- Forum: Video Games
- Topic: Fallout 4 - It's Happening
- Replies: 456
- Views: 108484
Re: Fallout 4 - It's Happening
*unsheathes katana*ColonicAcid wrote:it's going to be shit
and i hate you all for buying it
there will never be another isometric fallout again and i hate the world for it
just fucking kill me now
- Sun Nov 01, 2015 6:58 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
- Replies: 3940
- Views: 1064442
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
time to make smokey eggsAnonus wrote:EGGS APPLY REAGENTS TO TARGETS HIT YOU CAN DO ITSuper Aggro Crag wrote:you should be able to use a syringe on an egg and then throw it at people to use it like a grenade so you can be a ninja
- Sat Oct 31, 2015 3:57 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
- Replies: 3940
- Views: 1064442
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
you should be able to use a syringe on an egg and then throw it at people to use it like a grenade so you can be a ninja
- Sat Oct 31, 2015 3:55 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you
- Replies: 2282
- Views: 623882
Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you
>have an ss13 dream where a head of security is an incompetent shitter who keeps trying to arrest me during ops, completely ignoring the syndies and chasing me when I have done nothing wrong, leaving me cuffbuckled in chairs and stuff >wake up super pissed off and go to write a ban request >remember...
- Sat Oct 31, 2015 12:42 am
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Traitor "Fultoning"
- Replies: 12
- Views: 1829
Re: Traitor "Fultoning"
Kaz "Fulton the clown, I'll shoot him down" Miller.
- Fri Oct 30, 2015 11:58 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Make space lube visible
- Replies: 19
- Views: 4356
Re: Make space lube visible
I got lubed by a janiborg and space yesterday which is why I said I died please nerf, please do not project so much friendCPTANT wrote:If you weren't a complete turd you would have noticed I frequently propose buffs to make things more lethal.Super Aggro Crag wrote:i died
please nerf.
- Fri Oct 30, 2015 3:50 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Make space lube visible
- Replies: 19
- Views: 4356
Re: Make space lube visible
i died
please nerf.
please nerf.
- Thu Oct 29, 2015 6:02 pm
- Forum: Coding Feedback
- Topic: Mice Eating Wires
- Replies: 66
- Views: 14181
Re: Mice Eating Wires
>WAH WE HAVE NOTHING TO DO 5 MINUTES INTO OUR SHIFT CALL THE SHUTTLE >ok heres something to do, monitor powerflow from the computer and find any nicks in the wires >WAH THIS IS BUSYWORK I WANNA DIE just remove power and engineers from the game, all they do nowadays is fuck up the singularity 3 minut...
- Thu Oct 29, 2015 5:56 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
- Replies: 3940
- Views: 1064442
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
we need boomerangs you can throw that return to your hand. special owl shaped ones for the clown vigilante.
- Thu Oct 29, 2015 3:36 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: What removed features/items/glitches do you miss?
- Replies: 148
- Views: 32627
Re: What removed features/items/glitches do you miss?
i still get tabled by iroquois pliskin and miku frost on a regular basis, maybe you guys just need to get good
- Thu Oct 29, 2015 3:22 pm
- Forum: Spriting and Mapping
- Topic: MetaStation Thread (v41J 11/05/2015)
- Replies: 197
- Views: 88939
Re: MetaStation Thread (v41H 04/10/2015)
i like your map metacide.
- Thu Oct 29, 2015 3:35 am
- Forum: Coding Feedback
- Topic: Mice Eating Wires
- Replies: 66
- Views: 14181
Re: Mice Eating Wires
shut up mice cool
- Wed Oct 28, 2015 11:49 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: What removed features/items/glitches do you miss?
- Replies: 148
- Views: 32627
- Wed Oct 28, 2015 4:01 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: MSO GOT HIGH!
- Replies: 508
- Views: 230947
Re: OFFICIAL SERVER IS DOWN THREAD: RETURN OF THE CRASH
wheres the server
- Tue Oct 27, 2015 4:33 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you
- Replies: 2282
- Views: 623882
Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you
i've had people fire shots at me and attempt to climb over the desk and kill me because I refused to give them all access so they could be a "bounty hunter."
i blasted him with my e-gun and dragged him into maint and spaced the body.
i blasted him with my e-gun and dragged him into maint and spaced the body.
- Tue Oct 27, 2015 4:32 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: chef should have a butter churn in his kitchen
- Replies: 24
- Views: 4909
Re: chef should have a butter churn in his kitchen
+1TechnoAlchemist wrote:Only if you can butter shoes so that if you wear them you slip until they are washed.
- Tue Oct 27, 2015 3:28 pm
- Forum: Video Games
- Topic: TF3
- Replies: 906
- Views: 219621
Re: Overwatch
not interested in the gameplay but appreciates the bubble-butts in skin tight costumes
- Tue Oct 27, 2015 3:27 pm
- Forum: Video Games
- Topic: Halo 5 - 2552 edition
- Replies: 12
- Views: 2525
Re: Halo 5 - 2552 edition
i heard doom 4 is halo now
- Tue Oct 27, 2015 3:22 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: chef should have a butter churn in his kitchen
- Replies: 24
- Views: 4909
chef should have a butter churn in his kitchen
reasons we need butter
1. bread and butter sandwiches
2. butter on my corm cobs
3. buttery toast
4. eating raw sticks of butter for maximum butter efficiency
5. throwing sticks of butter on the floor to slip people
1. bread and butter sandwiches
2. butter on my corm cobs
3. buttery toast
4. eating raw sticks of butter for maximum butter efficiency
5. throwing sticks of butter on the floor to slip people
- Mon Oct 26, 2015 4:10 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: SCP map and gamemode
- Replies: 4
- Views: 2307
Re: SCP map and gamemode
scp is for babies
- Mon Oct 26, 2015 1:43 am
- Forum: Coding Feedback
- Topic: Would giving Xenobio a gold slime roundstart fix it?
- Replies: 53
- Views: 11434
Re: Would giving Xenobio a gold slime roundstart fix it?
zilenan maybe you should go back to league of legends you spastic fucking goblin since you obviously can't fucking fathom any sort of gameplay behind spamming clicks on enemies and watching your points go up
you sir, are a doo doo head!!!!
you sir, are a doo doo head!!!!
- Sun Oct 25, 2015 5:59 pm
- Forum: Coding Feedback
- Topic: put a nutriment into jerky and raisin
- Replies: 14
- Views: 3443
Re: put a nutriment into jerky and raisin
you used to be able to eat a jerky and a raisin to heal your 1.3333 damage to one body part and it was nice because then you didn't have to bother medbay. now you have to either bother medbay or hope the chef didn't suicide roundstart cuz he didn't get antag. Junk food does have nutriment in it (bu...
- Sun Oct 25, 2015 5:38 am
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Merge taser and disablers into one 2 hit stun
- Replies: 32
- Views: 5385
Re: Merge taser and disablers into one 2 hit stun
noZilenan91 wrote:Is anyone working
- Sun Oct 25, 2015 5:38 am
- Forum: Coding Feedback
- Topic: Revolutionary Thread
- Replies: 48
- Views: 10619
Re: Revolutionary Thread
rev rounds are garbagio the shitwank stinkpiss dragonfart since our server is now full of Guarnateed To be 100 #%%% down syndromer eretards who go "oh, i got revved, TIME 2 LITERALLY KILL EVERYONE" SO THEY CAMP the FDUCKING shuttle and kill latjeoiners instead of actuall trying to kill sec...
- Sun Oct 25, 2015 5:35 am
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Oxygen tanks should start at 16 pressure release
- Replies: 11
- Views: 2476
Re: Oxygen tanks should start at 16 pressure release
wait u can survie at 16 pressure i thought 17 was the minimum FUCK DAMNIT now i lose air faster than necesarry 100 rodents to the bacstard who code this i hope a spider bite you
- Sun Oct 25, 2015 5:34 am
- Forum: Coding Feedback
- Topic: put a nutriment into jerky and raisin
- Replies: 14
- Views: 3443
Re: put a nutriment into jerky and raisin
I don't get why you'd ever need to heal such a minute amount of damage. If I could code I'd just make it so tiny 3 brute bruises healed over time. This could work, actually. While alive, you heal damage at a rate of one point per minute (adjustable?). A quick exposure to a hull breach will take a f...
- Sun Oct 25, 2015 5:33 am
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: look dead but not actually die item
- Replies: 21
- Views: 4114
Re: look dead but not actually die item
i just wana fak me desk without effort, coders cmon don[t be a bunch fo fruots
- Sat Oct 24, 2015 4:29 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: look dead but not actually die item
- Replies: 21
- Views: 4114
look dead but not actually die item
sometimes changelings die and then get up. everyone knows this means changeling. we have zombie powder which makes you look dead and then get up. it is a pain in ass to make though cuz carps are never around when you need them. maybe traitors should be able to buy a fake death implant that they can ...
- Sat Oct 24, 2015 4:27 pm
- Forum: Coding Feedback
- Topic: put a nutriment into jerky and raisin
- Replies: 14
- Views: 3443
put a nutriment into jerky and raisin
you used to be able to eat a jerky and a raisin to heal your 1.3333 damage to one body part and it was nice because then you didn't have to bother medbay. now you have to either bother medbay or hope the chef didn't suicide roundstart cuz he didn't get antag.
- Sat Oct 24, 2015 4:25 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Pet Likes Thread - Little things that make you smile
- Replies: 102
- Views: 29897
Re: Pet Likes Thread - Little things that make you smile
yes i ask him nicely not to make more.
- Sat Oct 24, 2015 3:31 am
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Nerf patches
- Replies: 50
- Views: 10066
Re: Nerf patches
being able to poison drinks stealthily just results in no one ever drinking anymore in case they'll get poisoned.
- Fri Oct 23, 2015 5:23 pm
- Forum: Coding Feedback
- Topic: Cannon weapon thingy with flouro acid loaded
- Replies: 101
- Views: 22506
Re: Cannon weapon thingy with flouro acid loaded
if you ain't breathing for five fucking days and you get up then it's the work of satan
- Fri Oct 23, 2015 5:21 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Pet Likes Thread - Little things that make you smile
- Replies: 102
- Views: 29897
Re: Pet Likes Thread - Little things that make you smile
people who don't get mad when i confiscate their weapons as a sec officer. I didn't even brig ya, fam, why you gotta be so mad? Yes, there's a revolution/cult/shennigans, that's why I'm asking you to turn over the weapon, yo!
- Fri Oct 23, 2015 2:58 pm
- Forum: Coding Feedback
- Topic: Vampires (Side Antagonist) & Vampirism
- Replies: 88
- Views: 11535
Re: Vampires (Side Antagonist) & Vampirism
they should be able to summon space bats as friends like Orlok on Metastation
- Fri Oct 23, 2015 2:57 pm
- Forum: Coding Feedback
- Topic: Cannon weapon thingy with flouro acid loaded
- Replies: 101
- Views: 22506
Re: Cannon weapon thingy with flouro acid loaded
why did you necropost this thread tulpa?
- Fri Oct 23, 2015 2:55 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Nerf patches
- Replies: 50
- Views: 10066
Re: Nerf patches
Stay on topic, or make a thread for Goofchem. Complain to coderbus if you want a new chemical system. Question of the century: Why would anyone make a pill over a patch, except to drop into drinks? Nobody has given an answer that without reasonable doubt answers this question. does charcoal do anyt...
- Thu Oct 22, 2015 5:46 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Nerf patches
- Replies: 50
- Views: 10066
Re: Nerf patches
I have no idea what is wrong with using bicardine and kelotone anyway if they just have OD tresholds. it would mean goof was wrong to change something, and he'd throw a huge shitfit because his ego can't take that and try to turn it into a CODERS VS PLAYERS argument, stir the coderbus into a cauldr...
- Thu Oct 22, 2015 5:00 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Merge taser and disablers into one 2 hit stun
- Replies: 32
- Views: 5385
Re: Merge taser and disablers into one 2 hit stun
you can spray with a taser too if you have enough of them
- Thu Oct 22, 2015 4:22 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Little things you learned that are game changing
- Replies: 2455
- Views: 678512
Re: Little things you learned that are game changing
yeWyzack wrote:God forbid we *gasp* remove people from the round! Quick, bubble wrap all the sharp corners
- Thu Oct 22, 2015 4:21 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Merge taser and disablers into one 2 hit stun
- Replies: 32
- Views: 5385
Re: Merge taser and disablers into one 2 hit stun
what is bad about disablers?
- Thu Oct 22, 2015 3:14 pm
- Forum: Coding Feedback
- Topic: Genetics is outdated and a chore to play.
- Replies: 31
- Views: 7060
Re: Genetics is outdated and a chore to play.
people love to talk about hulk but i like the one that keeps you from freezing to death and x-ray vision
- Thu Oct 22, 2015 3:12 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Merge taser and disablers into one 2 hit stun
- Replies: 32
- Views: 5385
Re: Merge taser and disablers into one 2 hit stun
i like current tasers
- Thu Oct 22, 2015 3:12 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Little things you learned that are game changing
- Replies: 2455
- Views: 678512
Re: Little things you learned that are game changing
gotta remove all sources of gibbing and body destruction lest someone actual manages to kill a changeling without getting 6 guys to surround the body as you slowly drag it to the cremator and hope someone has crematory access.
- Thu Oct 22, 2015 5:45 am
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Spacetime Anomalies
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1247
Re: Spacetime Anomalies
time anomalies should turn you into a regular sized fucking baby (resprited monkey)
- Thu Oct 22, 2015 3:27 am
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: What would you do if you woke up as your TG character?
- Replies: 82
- Views: 22192
Re: What would you do if you woke up as your TG character?
if i'm the one i last played as, i masturbate. i'd gain insight into the female orgasm and get banned for erp which would presumably put my consciousness back into my earthly body or i dunno teleport my consciousness to IRC so I can call the admins faggets
- Wed Oct 21, 2015 5:38 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Terrible Game Mode Ideas
- Replies: 42
- Views: 13457
Re: Terrible Game Mode Ideas
EVERYBODY WAS SPACE FU FIGHTING during the round certain people are randomly selected by rng. they recieve a message "YOU SUDDENLY REMEMBER YOU ARE A MASTER OF (randomly generated name) STYLE. ASSERT THE DOMINANCE OF YOUR STYLE AND BRING HONOR TO YOUR DOJO" they become a sensei with super...
- Wed Oct 21, 2015 5:34 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
- Replies: 3940
- Views: 1064442
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
yes i also suggested lubing borgs back when borgs were super slow so they'd walk a little fasterCheimon wrote:Silly really. Space Lube ought to have some practical use. Mechs, for instance, I bet they'd be better with a bit of lube around the joints.
- Wed Oct 21, 2015 5:32 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Little things you learned that are game changing
- Replies: 2455
- Views: 678512
Re: Little things you learned that are game changing
crowbars lift the lid off the cistern in the toilets, you can hide stuff in there. i use it to stash items i no longer need but don't want to keep on me and get dunked for having or leave around for some asshole to scan and go on a rampage against anyone wearing gloves. since no one ever goes into t...
- Wed Oct 21, 2015 3:13 pm
- Forum: Coding Feedback
- Topic: Energy Guns: Stun Or Disable Edition
- Replies: 29
- Views: 6485
Re: Energy Guns: Stun Or Disable Edition
disablers are fun