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Topham

I bet I could flute better than you fagolas >f l u t e what the fuck are you on we're talking about violins besides, alto sax masterrace Also, add a golden fiddle. Maybe make it do extra brute damage on impact cuz it's made of friggen gold. Golden fiddle makes sense, any mechanical difference doesn...

Topham

it should be an animated bubble though cuz it's bubblegum not just regular chewy gum also the color should fade as it loses flavor The fading color thing sounds like a coding issue, and no way am I able to tackle coding yet. But now that I've learned how the fuck git works, spriting can be my next ...

Topham

if borgs have no way to prevent harm they can't follow their first fucking law Crag, you know I love you but now that I think about it, maybe we're thinking too much into laws. Laws should be guidelines preventing them from doing something other than their purpose, but their purpose can be totally ...

Topham

If slugs left trails, it should probably be only if they're barefoot. Maybe give them a bonus for being barefoot, like shoes slow them down or something? Who know >giving a bonus to nonhumans >ever I'd say maybe scratch slugpeople and make snailpeople, so that you can have a little more variation. ...

Topham

Pilgrim wrote:You can open the cigarette packet while it's in your pocket by clicking and dragging it onto yourself.

Malkevin wrote:If you target the mouth then attack your self with a cig packet you'll get a cig in the mouth, one handed.

okay now which one feels more badass to you

Topham

I attempted to finish off the Peaceborgs, I don't think I've done *too* bad a job continuing the existing style/themes. http://i.imgur.com/9SWefQY.png Fuckin' adorable, I love it. Although I do agree with the others that it'd probably feel a bit more consistent to have them at 90 degrees instead of...

Topham

John_Oxford wrote:

I don't get it, are you saying that the spray of a shotty would stay as one tile wide? If so, what's the difference between a shotty and a slug anyway?

Topham

I betchu didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too. And if you care to take a dare I'mma make a bet with you. You play a pretty good fiddle son but give the devil his due I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, I bet I'm better than you. I was gonna say "add fiddles 2k16" but I rememb...

Topham

There seems to be a pretty fundamental disagreement here about the roles silicons should play. The people who support this borg believe that silicons should be intervening to prevent harm whenever possible, and therefore need a tool to do this. The other camp thinks that silicons should not take pa...

Topham

Cheimon wrote:Now this is bikeshedding!

It's what we do best~

Topham

Everyone on station becomes Greyson McGreytide, a bald greysuited assistant with the captains ID and a toolbelt. All weapons (armory, batons, tasers, revolver, captain and hos gun) are removed. 10% of the players are rogue agents with syndie channel and 10tc uplinks. Shuttle calls automatically at ...

Topham

Topham

I am simply opposing what I think is a terrible design decision (aka a shitty feature), you're just perceiving my zeal with "authority". I have no authority. See you in github. :popcorn: I suppose there might have also been some projection on our part as well. But I feel like stating anyt...

Topham

DemonFiren wrote:
ThanatosRa wrote:The QM must always be the useless and shat upon cuck of a head(becuase he really is one to be honest) and never get the authority and respect he deserves. It is the way of things.
That's why I play lizard QM tbh

Are you...are you Hugs?

Topham

Hey now, be nice. Scott, you are indeed free to state your opinions but the thing is that the amount of authority that you're staying those opinions with is pretentious and unsupported. So when you say anything with that much authority with nothing to back it up it just comes across as personally in...

Topham

CosmicScientist wrote:stuff and even an external source wow A+

Huh, okay. I'm totally fine with them being devils, then, if it's normal to have a plural of a devil. It just sounds clunky to me, but I'm not a representative individual.

And with my vote, we are now totally even~

Topham

but stop acting like you represent some significant portion of the playerbase when you are part of a tiny minority. Speak for yourself, lad. PK, I respect you and your opinions but I feel like you may be representing a minority here in your passionate opposition to the peacekeeper. Plenty of people...

Topham

ThanatosRa wrote:Why doesn't it vibrate?

Now that I've finally figured out more or less how github and all that business works, maybe I can work on coding in a *vibrate emote for borgs. Hell, don't slimes vibrate?

Topham

Scott wrote:I'm a big meanieface who doesn't want a kawaii-desu love egg nyaa

ftfy

Also, why not put in the effort for change? Change might not always be good, but being open for change is, I would say.

Topham

So, secborg has been removed because it became a venue for validhunting shits to valid because they fucking could. It was a controversial removal, but one that overall worked out pretty well because it discouraged silicons overall to valid and instead to do their job along their laws as closely as p...

Topham

I think this is stupid and silly but that doesn't necessarily mean I'm against it. I don't know how to feel about it.

Topham

Paula Dean 2k16

Topham

Fuck the drama I just want my egg okay

Topham

Maybe this antag can be physical manifestations of Saran physical manifestations of Saran Saran http://wallpapers.filmibeat.com/ph-1024x768/2013/04/saran-sharma_1366341155.jpg Yes, please. I...okay Thanks you make me look up some dumb bible literalism web page. Apparently because Jesus and his foll...

Topham

Hold up, bow about we try to come up with something else? I like the Judeo-Christian version of demons and devils in that Satan is the one Devil and his minions are demons, more or less. Maybe this antag can be physical manifestations of Saran, and thus be something like Satan Manifestations or Devi...

Topham

DemonFiren wrote:Let lizards use sharpening blocks to increase their claw damage and butcher cadavers barehanded.

No, this does not belong in the other thread.

Only if it means that any physical contact with a MiB deals brute damage, even hugs.

End lizard erp 2k16

Topham

https://github.com/tgstation/-tg-station/pull/16871
help a babby make his first PR

Topham

6. Also, and this might go too far and doesn't make sense with the egg-style anymore, but maybe some kind of "suck-in-hug"? Like the borg is able to suck in and keep a person trapped in a hug for a few seconds. He could suck in an aggressor to "calm them down" and disable them f...

Topham

>spawn as Sits-On-Faces, the janitor >late at night, losing my mind, pray for some Fun(TM) before i hospitalize myself out of boredom and desperation >start fuckin' around, notice i look different >aw fuck yeah i'm a slime named "slime" time to slime it up >devour everything and everything...

Topham

Until we come to a decision on how to fix this shitstain, we should throw a shower in Box's medbay. I can probably do this myself tomorrow, come to think of it.

Topham

It's always bothered me when things were completely untouchable by the common man, like buttons and gas injectors. It's like a select few things in the universe are arbitrarily protected by the will of God himself. So I'm all for bringing stuff like that down to a more reasonable level.

Topham

Introducing... Third Time's The Charm Squad! http://i.imgur.com/KIaVWMo.png?1 This is the third nuke op shift in a row, and now these rookies are starting to get the hang of it. Before buying fifty soap, one of them managed to yell loud enough to devise some sort of plan. Left to right: The Leader E...

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2. The dizzyness chemical should maybe be combined with some weak healing chem? (Omnizide?) So while the borg drags the victim to safety the aggressor gets healed. But it doesn't replace the mediborg who is far more efficient and also doesn't make you dizzy. 3. Borg should have a fire extinguisher ...

Topham

REPORT THEM ffs Well, how do you know something is worth officially reporting? Like on my end, I switched over to 510 and atmos worked just fine, my automatons didn't get eerily silent a minute after spawning. 510 is "unstable" in the way your mother was unstable last night while I was ra...

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509 or 510 byond server? Our 509 support is spotty and we've had reports of atmos issues like this, however, because our servers officially run 510, the 509 server paths are not well tested and if you're running on linux you need to compile your own copy of bygex https://github.com/optimumtact/byon...

Topham

Alright, I've searched all over this godforsaken forum board and I can't really find a perfect fit for this topic, so this was the best place I could think of. If this should go somewhere else or nowhere at all ever then let me know. I've gone through the standard steps of setting up my own singlepl...

Topham

Man, this thread makes nuke op rounds feel more badass than they actually are, I love it. I might make a team or two of my own for the hell of it. For the pictures of the teams, are y'all just putting together a couple catatonics on your own server and screenshotting?

Topham

It's just take a while honestly. Edit:Btw the cost would be like, a pizza. ;) wait are you saying that none of these cheap assholes would buy a pizza for you to make fat sprites because i don't even care about fat sprites but seeing something like that get done would be awesome and i actually have ...

Topham

You should be able to throw people through normal glass windows if there's no grille under them. Maybe it just damages the window and if the window is already cracked enough, THEN it'll throw them through. On that note, I've never really understood why EVERY window on the whole station has a grille...

Topham

Coding update: I have a solid idea about what to do with all things that need to happen, but am very busy. My schedule clears up after friday though, so hopefully this weekend I can get this all wrapped up pending sprites. The things that need to happen are: -Make bolas disappear after they are esc...

Topham

i suggested giving space lube a legitimate use as a way to speed up borgs and make doors open silently ages ago but everyone said i was stupid for trying to legitimize it, so fuck all of you i also suggested shitpostily afterwards that covered in space lube should let you slip out of handcuffs and ...

Topham

I dunno, I kind of like the mechanical disadvantage of using the emo hoodie or my jesus robes when I'm chaplain. Something about being unarmored with white robes and sandals is really satisfying. It does seem kind of weird that the chaplain, who is literally just a priest that NT probably included o...

Topham

am i the only one that has to juggle their inventory as is? am i just a hoarder?

Topham

when i get drunk and shitpost stupid overpowered garbage you all think it's great but when i have a fucking top dollar idea like rail snails the thread fades into oblivion you guys have trash taste What are you talking about your bola thread was fuckin solid Also I don't know what you mean with rai...

Topham

I feel like this should only really be for Captains so that they don't get annoyed by the bolted doors. Maybe let them swipe their ID to peacefully open the glass case. We can even extend this to the other display case, Lamarr, the hero the station needs. >implying that you arent a shitty captain i...

Topham

At this point, I'd really love to just see this borg be finished and tested before we debate things any further, as a LOT of hypotheticals and exceptions are being thrown around, but if we test the actual borg we could work with actual data.

Also, I want my damn hugbot okay

Topham

Make it so if you cut a certain wire on a vending machine you can stock it with anything. Fill a vending machine with broken glass and then enable firing mode to turn it into an automated glass shard cannon. Or be a sick bastard and fill it with photocopied pictures of your ass. That's an incredibl...

Topham

DemonFiren wrote:Every time I read a coder displaying intent to do something big, I think "dismemberment and datum antags".

Whatever happened to dismemberment anyway?

Topham

I support this idea if only because I think that big dumb egg is adorable. It should get a service borg skin where it wears a tux or something. I mean, if we ditch the peacekeeper idea then I think we should use the assets for a hugbot module. Does nothing but go around and be warm and fuzzy and hu...

Topham

I mean, people keep arguing for whether or not a Peacekeeper Borg would be a good idea to implement but all things considered, I really think it'd be worthwhile at least giving it a try. We've given a chance to stupider things.

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