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dirk_mcblade

it seems fun but making the only way to block attacks clicking the resist button is weird and dumb, basically forces people to set a keybind for it if they wanna play You don't have mousebindings set by now? mouse has 3 buttons and theyre all in use $20 for an offbrand gamer mouse, just saying: htt...

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This dude dislocated the captain's limbs sitting in the cockpit at the opposite end from the explosion and they're trying to play it off like the shuttle grenade wasn't a mistake.

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Lmao the balls on this guy claiming no one was fighting the dragon. We got video evidence dude.
Actually I guess he said security wasn't fighting it. I guess he wins on a technicality.

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yeah i cant take it anymore time without my baby is killing me Didn't you take a year off previously? Seems kind of odd that you can't go a couple days away but you managed to avoid playing for a year prior. lmao 1v1 me thunderdome melee only toolboxes Fight a fair fight? That's a challenge I won't...

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Banned from the server permanently - As a nonantagonist MULEbot, used an exploit to instantly kill multiple players. Only justification was that it was "funny as fuck" and that if they were able to kill people they must have been emagged which they took to mean they were free to kill peop...

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theREALsomah69 wrote: ↑Wed Jul 19, 2023 5:35 pm yeah i cant take it anymore time without my baby is killing me

Didn't you take a year off previously?
Seems kind of odd that you can't go a couple days away but you managed to avoid playing for a year prior.

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Furthermore what is this stuff about videogaming addiction. Alcoholics literally die if they quit cold turkey. Gamblers lose their homes because every time they pull the lever it costs money and the games have house advantage built in. You people are addicted to a video game that's free. Your worst...

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When a gamer stops feeding their children they're victims of a disease. Conversely when I stop feeding my children they call me an asshole. It's just not fair.

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Not-Dorsidarf wrote: ↑Wed Jul 19, 2023 4:01 pm it seems fun but making the only way to block attacks clicking the resist button is weird and dumb, basically forces people to set a keybind for it if they wanna play

You don't have mousebindings set by now?

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Furthermore what is this stuff about videogaming addiction. Alcoholics literally die if they quit cold turkey. Gamblers lose their homes because every time they pull the lever it costs money and the games have house advantage built in. You people are addicted to a video game that's free. Your worst...

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Furthermore what is this stuff about videogaming addiction. Alcoholics literally die if they quit cold turkey. Gamblers lose their homes because every time they pull the lever it costs money and the games have house advantage built in. You people are addicted to a video game that's free. Your worst...

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I mean, the list you posted pretty much covers it. Did you lose opportunities from it? get distanced by loved ones? If not you're just running on cost of opportunity to doing things on your own, like, idk, playing the harp. And that's fine I think, since it's the choice you're making. My day job is...

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I fondly remember the times I had to trick people into laying down so I could run them over. Getting someone to climb on so I can spin them off and crush them, telling them to lie down to crawl onto me just to immediately run them over. I once was a cultist aligned MULEbot and saw a sec officer sta...

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Mulebots are ghost roles, and not antagonists. If you murderbone fnr you’ll get a ban What if the player is between you and your package destination? I thought Lisa, Axle, Reider, and Paris where the shitters, BUT I GET PERMA'D BEFORE 3 OF THEM. 9/22/23 Chang… someone isnt a shitter for throwing yo...

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What the fuck is swing combat are assistants swapping toolboxes with each other or something https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/76928 dark souls combat update it's gonna rule I'm watching. But what the fuck melbert a baseball bat is three times longer (ie three tiles) than a person now? Jf...

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I want to see the salt posts though

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the fun answer is heads of staff are more valuable and juicy meat vessels to sacrifice for your heretical gods. blue blood and whatnot No loyalty. Nukie turrets will shoot traitors dead if they go near their ship. Sometimes traitors steal the disk and give it to nukies though since that’s like the ...

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What the fuck is swing combat are assistants swapping toolboxes with each other or something

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Can you turn off admin info when you play a round? You can press a button called "Deadmin", which takes all admin buttons away except a button called "Readmin". You essentially go back to being a Player. Sorry, suicide isn't cool and I don't read books. After that joke, suicide ...

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Archie700 wrote: ↑Tue Jul 18, 2023 7:06 am
Unless you completely ignore command announcements, you WILL know a dragon is in station by the time he creates his third rift

I 100% ignore command announcements and that's probably a good portion of the reason. I don't even know which of the biohazard levels are for which thing.

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Justice12354 wrote: ↑Tue Jul 18, 2023 12:53 am
dirk_mcblade wrote: ↑Tue Jul 18, 2023 12:47 am Can you turn off admin info when you play a round?
You can press a button called "Deadmin", which takes all admin buttons away except a button called "Readmin". You essentially go back to being a Player.

Sorry, suicide isn't cool and I don't read books.

dirk_mcblade

The shuttle bombing was pretty inexcusable but I think throwing a grenade at a dragon is justifiable. To be honest I've played this game a lot and I didn't know there's messages that you can tell when a dragon is about to end the round, I'm not sure it's fair to expect most players to know those mec...

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warbluke wrote: ↑Tue Jul 18, 2023 3:06 am How does the holodeck work? Especially the fake injuries and the becoming real when emagged parts.

The technology contains a nar'sie shard.

dirk_mcblade

Can you turn off admin info when you play a round?

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the old "walk and talk at the same time" Not all of us are shackled to the leaden weight of hotkeys. Embrace the true way, or you will never know the joy of making Three Stooges noises while running from sec. Also spessman die immediately after getting guillotined instead of surviving for...

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https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=34413 Title requires visual aid. https://i.imgflip.com/7s4jn2.jpg I also like how atlantaned tore a new asshole in the guy so hard he's gonna be farting doubles. they had 0 reason to make the steps so large to scale Lots of schools do this. People proba...

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Looks like he just tried to ban evade again. I don't know fellas, I think his talk about playing on fulp might have been just a giant cope?

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Maybe instead of making metafriends you should be getting a metalife. Metanerds.

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Ok, Mr. Strawman, nobody said you should make it easier to evade. What I said is that you should expect people to do it. But I think people already expect perma ban evaders. That's why there's a set of additional penalties as well as an attempt from the admin team to create the perception that they...

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I would literally not hire someone if they claimed in a interview they never made at least one mistake every 18 months. Who do you think you're fooling saying you've never been wrong Ekaterina?

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It's human nature to try to escape. Well golly gee let's just eliminate all walls in prison and prison itself for that matter. Let's eliminate penalties for jail breaking too

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Cheshify wrote: ↑Wed Jul 12, 2023 6:24 am The graph doesn't show how disproportionately Russian the ss14 playerbase is, as well. TG should really cash in on the ss14 craze.

The last time tg attracted a Russians attention the servers were ddosed for like a month are you sure you want that?

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Also where is the perma ban page tgstations site is garbage at linking the up to date pages for logs, etc.

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Expecting a player to not try to evade a perma ban is like expecting a permabrig prisoner to not try to escape. This is actually it makes sense but ekat probably has no idea how. I mean in the big sprig a QC ban as scathing as yobihustle's would be a multiyear debacle at best. Now the TG station so...

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Atlanta-Ned wrote: ↑Wed Jul 12, 2023 12:56 am This is amateur hour rescue equipment shit. You ned the real thing:

If you go overboard you're dead

dirk_mcblade

how could they be so upset from me taking out my joke gun and shooting them in the chest with a joke bullet? what an idiot. they're going to end up setting off the joke bomb in my back pocket and it's all their fault. Ted kacynzski should have tried the "it's just a prank bro" defense bac...

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Unary vents can be reversed? I didn't know this

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But mso you're a redditor too

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Aren't unary vents completely passive which is this pressure setting you're talking about

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I've literally only been demoted once and I was a traitor doing traitor shit.

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What is the deal with bagil anyway

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Manuelmins policing my sybil station? That's an LRP server I won't multikey on.

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Do you revert back to being a solo antag if the revolution wins? yea, we have a very cursed flowchart for what directives you should follow if you're more than 1 antagonist type: Brainwashing/construct orders/Silicon Laws -> Cult -> Revs -> Blood Brother -> Wizard Apprentice/Abductor Teams/Other ni...

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Do you revert back to being a solo antag if the revolution wins?

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It is however a very good boy.

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There is no way that dog is looking at buttons, reading them, and deciding contextually which tiny button to hit based ln what their master is saying. It is however, being trained to hit a button, and after who knows how many video recording takes hit the right button in response to a question. You ...

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Lacran wrote: ↑Fri Jul 07, 2023 2:28 am Furries basically bankroll this community

I tried to fight against big fur and basically the response I got was that for the sum of money required I might as well start my own server.

dirk_mcblade

"My answer is x, where x is defined by x^2-3x+2=0. mama aint raised no bitch" Guess he's both banned and unbanned until next time he tries to log in. i suck at quadratics so much i have to use the -b formula every time You mean the quadratic equation? How does that mean you suck at them y...

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"My answer is x, where x is defined by x^2-3x+2=0.

mama aint raised no bitch"

Guess he's both banned and unbanned until next time he tries to log in.

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