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conrad

I'm cowering in fear in the absolute steer this thread took directly into puns.

This whole milk thing was a misteak. It behooves us as sensible adults to moove away from this childish bullshit.

conrad

You really bring shame to Manuel's RP reputation. Even Sybil is better than you Manuel players, and I'm tempted to try out Terry now, purely for the sake of comparing! I would hazard even they're better than you, and their reputation is that they're cleaver-wielding valid-hunting ooga-booga cavemen...

conrad

Dendi touches the correct amount of grass.

conrad

BonChoi wrote: ↑Tue Apr 02, 2024 9:43 pm Is it not okay to do a little torture every now and then? Asking for a friend...

(I totally didn't recently try to rip someone's laser gun implant out of their arm as the warden recently...)

Get out more.

conrad

Vekter wrote: ↑Tue Apr 02, 2024 7:50 pm
conrad wrote: ↑Tue Apr 02, 2024 7:20 pm Gif is not related but "as a joke" hits the neuron connection for this movie every time and it's an excellent movie.
THAT'LL BE FOUR BUCKS BABY

YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT

You story makes my heart heavy, and my prostate weak.

My bladder is full to burst.

conrad

Gif is not related but "as a joke" hits the neuron connection for this movie every time and it's an excellent movie.

conrad

Jacquerel wrote: ↑Tue Apr 02, 2024 5:42 pm "I only said I would do it as a joke" isn't a defence which functions when following saying the thing, you then did the thing

conrad

Ned L with a refusal to take that L making it XL.

conrad

i roll attack to d20 it

conrad

I'm not certain I enjoy the idea of us using someone's bans on another server to extend their ban, but it does look like they explicitly came to /tg/ just because they were banned on Yog, which we don't want. E: To clarify, I don't mind people being banned on one server and coming to /tg/ in an att...

conrad

CMDR_Gungnir wrote: ↑Fri Mar 29, 2024 4:52 pm
conrad wrote: ↑Fri Mar 29, 2024 3:40 pm This ban is not deserved, but the a week ban for this is not severe enough. Permaban someone at random
This is a brilliant idea.

Unfortunately, the dice have chosen you. What would you like your last words to be?

⬆➡⬇⬇⬇

conrad

So many players go down the Chem path and get banned. We should remove chem to save these players from themselves Let's just go ahead and make all players pacified nuggets We should add psychological alergies to stuff like in A Clockwork Orange where a person starts vomiting and coughing at the sig...

conrad

This ban is not deserved, but the a week ban for this is not severe enough. Permaban someone at random

conrad

I didn't understand your premise and goal and refuse to read it again so I do.

conrad

Though I treasure the tantalizing aliteratation, naught a nut's nestled in the name.

4/10

conrad

Alliteration ✔
Nut in the title ✔
Relevant to the subject at hand ✔
10/10, peanut title of the year. Too bad it's for another peanut which renders it disqualified.

conrad

dendydoom wrote: ↑Mon Mar 25, 2024 8:05 pm this was resolved 3 days ago

Microwaved nut.

conrad

This is a roleplaying game. Going "my co-worker is doing a stupid thing I'm gonna MURDER THEM" is failrp.

"B-b-but we're gona l-lose warops C-conrad?!!?!?"

𝒲𝒽𝑜 𝒸𝒶𝓇𝑒𝓈?

conrad

No nut no score 0/10

conrad

Justice12354 wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2024 9:33 pm
Jacquerel wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2024 9:28 pm i dont get it its not like bcode is hard to use
how are so many people fucking this up

It's all a rule 9 test

Did he fuck up every quote from now on?
EDIT: LOL HE DID
EDIT EDIT: you're welcome
EDIT EDIT EDIT: I changed my mind

conrad

vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
>>> Posted on the player's club <<<
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

conrad

DrAmazing343 wrote: ↑Fri Mar 22, 2024 4:49 pm oh lord

This post is absolute gold.

conrad

WineAllWine wrote: ↑Thu Mar 21, 2024 12:36 am I don't get Conrad contibution?

It's like re-run, but 🆁ev, see?

conrad

BonChoi wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2024 11:36 pm
conrad wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2024 11:09 pm
BonChoi wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2024 10:05 pm it doesn't even have nut in the title

WTF!!!!
Because it's not a nut you spruce log.
fuck you chocolate dick ice cream

Yeah ok liberal.

conrad

BonChoi wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2024 10:05 pm it doesn't even have nut in the title

WTF!!!!

Because it's not a nut you spruce log.

conrad

I guess you could say it was a 🆁ev-run

conrad

I played Jizbo. Remove'em.

conrad

0/10 title.

No composition, no fun, demanding, capitalization, no nut.

Worst of the decade. SAD!

conrad

I haven't played Jizbo yet leave it in.

conrad

Cheshify wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2024 9:21 pm Why am I still a headmin on the forums

conrad

Can I name my slimeperson Jizbo?

conrad

Jizzball

conrad

Justice12354 wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2024 9:49 pm Ban Appeals should also have an involuntary player review, where a random player is given a pop-up in-game to give their opinion on the appeal and they can only resume playing when they finish typing at least 300 words

at most 300 words* please

conrad

Despite their name, head admins are not responsible for hats.

conrad

Attack of the goo girls, cat people hate them

conrad

Mothed

conrad

iwishforducks wrote: ↑Thu Mar 14, 2024 4:48 pm
conrad wrote: ↑Thu Mar 14, 2024 4:10 pm "I wanna do a vote to do something that will destroy the station, who's with me!"
"Won't we die?"
"Uh, yeah, what of it?"
(this didn't happen)

I know it didn't happen. This is to illustrate the failrp.

conrad

roleplay is king and a vote is not IC. It honestly boils down to this. "I wanna do a vote to do something that will destroy the station, who's with me!" "Won't we die?" "Uh, yeah, what of it?" Bruthur even if you're an antag in Manuel (unless you're an unrestricted ant...

conrad

berets suck and youre a nerd

conrad

Dax Dupont wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2024 8:06 pm
Nabski wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2024 7:19 pm
Dax Dupont wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2024 4:58 pm Key holder is an unfortunate role name, just like the job title ERP Specialist
What's wrong with Key holder?
It's a bdsm related term

Oh man I love me some bread, dijon, salami, mayo sammich

conrad

TheFinalPotato wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2024 5:44 pm
conrad wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2024 4:29 pm I wasn't asked permission.
This is what happens when you ask permission people get upity. Normalize leaking

I wasn't asked permission.

E: actually, make the adminbus discord channel like the admin auditorium :devilcat:

conrad

I wasn't asked permission.

conrad

conrad

"For democracy... ⬆➡⬇⬇⬇"

conrad

I can't believe yet another thread succumbs to are notes punishment discourse. But yes. They are. Even the positive ones. Because we don't actually read the notes I just count how many there are and multiply ban duration by it ^ this. Positive notes put you under the vigilant Sauronian eye of the c...

conrad

I can't believe yet another thread succumbs to are notes punishment discourse. But yes. They are. Even the positive ones. Because we don't actually read the notes I just count how many there are and multiply ban duration by it ^ this. Positive notes put you under the vigilant Sauronian eye of the c...

conrad

They shouldn't be given out because individual admins lack the imagination to do anything more cool for the player than just go "Lol, I can't think of anything fun so free antag hashtag low effort" Could we perhaps not resort to explaining the history and/or pursuing the upholding of a di...

conrad

This idea of trust and favouritism is very simply put to bed by the fact that any admin can at any time for any reason gift a player with virtually any thing that admin wants, except, apparently, a note that lets adds an antag datum for them in the future. I could give someone a pulse rifle token to...

conrad

Higgin is cool I like'em.

conrad

The purpose written in that ruling is that antag tokens are to be given in special circumstances. I've handed antag tokens before for players fixing stuff I broke (i.e.: accidentally exploding the shuttle, spawning players randomly from the ghost pool, they make the shuttle really cool, they get an...

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