/tg/Station 13

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i latejoin so i can read the crew manifest and specifically target someone with my mind powers causing them to have a slightly mediocre round every time

no i will not stop

yes you can also do the same you just have to think really hard at someones ckey

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the pocket slots reserved for matchboxes and spaghetti if i ever receive it everything else is backpack or dufflebag-i'm-dragging-because-i-don't-wanna-wear-one territory

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captains weapons and armor are meant for their own personal defense, saying they get all this crazy shit is true yeah but its not meant for them to go out and kill people with its so they don't get killed themselves

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the communist gangster computer administrators are out to stop you from having fun in the video game

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just got done playing two terry rounds and it consisted of us finding random people to beat up and rob despite the circumstances of the robbery being blatantly different from one-another

quite fun i would wholly recommend (these are my first two non-manuel rounds)

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manuel gang represent Name: Ozzy Mcclaine Job: Geneticist Alignment: neutral leaning on evil Weapon type: if we're talking about something you'd find in game, a pistol, outside of what you'd find in game, a machete is preferrable Antagonist type, if applicable: generally not evil, but would become a...

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after playing Uno online in a way that used the points i actually kind of like playing for points their ripoff uno is fucked up though, there are "swap hands" cards and if you have the exact same card as someone just played you can just play it if you are fast enough and skip the turns of...

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so andrew was the use case for olfaction, i've been trying to figure out why that gene power existed ever since my fulp days

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P.S. i know i never even stated a manuel event in specific to reflect this, and thats because i genuinely can't remember any, if you've got examples for or against any of these points i would love to hear them because i just genuinely can't remember any huge overarching all over the place events on...

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always felt like manuel doesn't ever get events, it gets side stories sybil and terry get events, large sweeping effects on rounds that anyone can easily jump into and mess around with, my favorite instance of which was i think a scriptis event in which he dropped a mystery crate into the tram stati...

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wtf timber is actually running again we're so godamn back i joke alot about not actually giving a fuck about headmin terms because most of the time its people going "i can fix her" and then TG smacks back and they burn out but timbers not only funny he's just like good at it stone cold pim...

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i'm not gonna count bingos until the headmin electoral VC thing happens again i gotta start cookin' questions for when it does happen i also gotta ask stereo if he's down to get wasted during the debate he put up a sticky note and everything for the last one but we both forgot about it but this time...

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heres a bingo card for whenever the VC debate happens in however many days that was supposed to happen i made this one early because if i didn't i was gonna end up forgetting about it and i didn't wanna be THAT GUY y'know also i haven't read any of the threads yet don't kill me i just woke up and i ...

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peanut butter was made the universal constant of joy so long as you have peanut butter in your possession you will remain happy regardless of any troubles you may face

as it was written in the bible of course

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so if you estimate that 9/11 happening 5 times a year with 17 years thats like 85 9/11s

thas alotta 9/11s guptas right this guys a maniac we should stop him

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cast death hexes against admins who ping you for grievances and questions

except not this one higgin is a cool person generally and i think they are funny

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this was probably my favorite and i don't need to explain why god bless your soul i know you're out there still

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back when i was a kid we used to have a gravel pile that was about 8-9 feet tall so me and my friends would bike and skate off of it for fun (we patted down the front face with a shovel and flattened it by stomping on it) one day while i was biking off of it i hit the front tire onto the jag of a ro...

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i joke alot about being an evil NRP shitter that invades manuel and causes trouble for no reason other than to play tricks in the hood but i think a certain someones stealing my brand image in all seriousness i have never once seen this guy make comments or concerns about anything in a genuinely pos...

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ADD medication (in my experience) is so bad i would rather genuinely be addicted to any class A substance than it that shit made me a husk

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my music taste is everywhere i can't nail any one genre specifically

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the headmin permaban bingo cards about to be really full with this banger MSO post

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is it time for the return

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if the headmins disclosed their permaban bingo card to players club i'd like that and i think everyone else would too i wanna know whos the closest to getting the free papa johns pizza for winning

my moneys on chesh chesh has been real quiet they probably made a really fuckin good bingo card

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Its sad that silicons have to be considered at all for this equation considering if they try it you can kill them anyways because theres no feedback to know when a borgs disabled and nobody should trust combat enough against borgs to not kill them (and take them to robotics for legal defense) Was th...

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hey wait a minute thats me in that screenshot of all the things this person COULD'VE DONE to someone while reviving them they gave them.... cat ears, terrifying i know. i know sybil tiders will suicide over cat ears but like lets say i'm a tider in their shoes i'd just turn around after realizing i ...

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i'd cook the ocelot a nice slow cooked pheasant roast with some gravy and mash and then i'd swallow my tongue because if i'm supposed to fight to the death i would think it'd be way funnier if i just died without a fuss

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we're so back armbros

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its agonizing to know that at one point golems were even easier to abuse properly but its a great prospect that if seth were to have been able to abuse those golems it would've been an even better show for everyone who's not the admin who'd eventually have to perma him i've never seen seth argue ove...

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this is absolutely peak science gameplay and i will not be convinced otherwise

even trying to view the logs screencap that archie posted started lagging my browser its just so good

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i like the idea but after putting a little more thought into it you're not really ever gonna make this fly with either LRP players or MRP players except some of the stragglers, they both find each other to be insufferable assholes half the time and mixing up the rules like this probably won't help e...

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i like the concept here, i really do, but a gripe of mine is that this in its current iteration feels vague and as such i can't really say much other than i currently like it , but i think it'd be nice if you could come up with an example, it ain't gotta be perfect but when you say "i'd like to...

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And with that we come to an end, if you participated i thank you for it and if you didn't, well you can always come along next time, if i can think of a good one i'll go with thanksgiving next, anyways have a happy halloween everyone

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you wouldn't have to worry about paying out taxes to support groups you don't like if you just didn't pay your taxes

it IS that simple

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i'm liking the beat so far

"unfortunately for our illustrious security force and their humble deeds, the captains corpse disappeared before they could secure his equipment and assets."

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Hello players club, Halloween is as of the time writing this about a week off and personally i think that all of you are fine people if not oddly opinionated about stupid shit in a game that dates older than most of its playerbase, thats however besides the point. so all the way until halloween i wa...

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We need to get an idea of what the model sec player should look like. Is it possible to have such a thing without them getting complaints from anybody? if janel shot people i didn't like to death and debrained them because i want them gone i think he'd make an absolutely model sec player by what &q...

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always keep in mind that while players club can take a toll on your mental health regardless of whether or not you're a player, admin, coder, spriter, god knows what

you could be playing league of legends right now and having an even worse time

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sure hope they put new wheels on this cart before it goes down the hill its rapidly approaching its actually starting to cool off some down where i live so maybe some snow sled tracks would be a better replacement speaking of have any of you ever surfed down dirt mounds? i used to when i was a kid a...

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this is all solved by paying the admins to gibsmite people you don't like

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obligatory limp bizkit post, go listen to faith from the 3 dollar bill album, its good otherwise 311 makes some good slow jams, love song and 8:16 AM are good songs to think on if you like punk go give a listen to the smut peddlers, songs is a good album, so is coming out, also would recommend gang ...

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at a certain point you just go "man looks like its time to hellfoam medical then decap the person i have to kill", manuel antags don't play nearly as aggressively as they should, you can purchase explosives for a reason, use them that pretty much sums it up, the supposed piggyback problem ...

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"STOP having fun in ahelps with obvious shitters..... you CAN'T HAVE FUN AS AN ADMIN..... looks like its TIME TO TURN ON THE SHOCK COLLAR AGAIN...." - how this thread reads also good choice on ASCII thump but i'm gonna be 100 proof witcha playa i'm still too in love with ASCII butthead to ...

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read through bugsteps candidacy thread, for the most part it looks good, but i am of the personal opinion that you shouldn't be bringing everyone up to human level, you should be pushing humans down to nonhuman level. NT is a slave corporation who owns your soul through a legal deal you agreed to, t...

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scriptis comin' outta the gate swinging with a completely unhinged insane person type campaign "speech" (is it really a speech if its typed?) other than fikou i think scriptis is about the only person running this year who has any weight "more events" is such a broad goal that i'...

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since i can't vote timber i'm going to dartboard my vote because policy as a whole doesn't affect me in the slightest unless you config a ban on funny hats or something

fikou is however guaranteed my vote on at least the no.2 spot in the listing because he's funny and i like funny people

simple as

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in the nicest way possible sinful reminds me of the kinda addled dope fiends i'd see outside of liquor stores in the dumpy parts of town he has this resilience to him to always try and argue things in poor taste that i would commend if it didn't make him sound like a jackass, much like how dope fien...

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mime being more difficult is fine but clowns should get the exact same treatment in the form of a vote at the end of the round which asks if they were funny or not this does nothing, except for if the clown gets less than a 20% approval rating, at which they are jobbanned for a week why its good for...

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i got a couple that i have collected over my roughly year of playing on TG

the rest are clips and theres a 15 MiB upload on the forums so i can't really dance around that, but i might upload a collage one day so i can clear out the 80+ gigs

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i just hope my beloved ponytail 1 can find its home somewhere, it was about the only ponytail that really fit male characters and i liked it alot for that, otherwise i hope it goes well some of the hair is just like bad right now

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