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this thread reminded me of dirty jobs with mike rowe wish i had mike rowe fancams on hand i'd be posting them right now any job involving manual labor usually has some weirdness to it, like the people who inspect quarry belts and dropoffs so they don't pick up shit they don't need when they offload ...

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i'm glad you were happy its nice to be happy

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Jacquerel wrote: ↑Sat May 04, 2024 1:30 am
Donglesplonge wrote: ↑Fri May 03, 2024 7:49 pm i kept telling people wokestation was real and nobody listened you are all doomed from your own hubris and vanity i can no longer help any of you
this isnt wokestation, that's where i was coding before i got maintainer here

did you have fun at least thats the real question

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i kept telling people wokestation was real and nobody listened you are all doomed from your own hubris and vanity i can no longer help any of you

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the whiteships are pretty fun because you can actually interact with the station using it (shuttlecrushing idiots who're too stupid to see the landing designations) non-whiteship picks probably deep storage because its a very reliable base but my favorite for gamer loot is the syndicate weapons depo...

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if the thread gets locked i vote for every other persons posts to be deleted except for moocows so that it looks like he's talking to himself exclusively

reason?

it'd be funny

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He just keeps going. Im tired boss You have had like 40 people tell you that you are wrong and are just making people lose faith in you. Your going to be known as the shitter cultist Seth didnt tell me i was wrong where are you getting this misinformation from. if you need support from seth of all ...

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https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=36064 talkin' like everyone knows your every move is definitely weird, acting like you're never gonna be able to help the cult as a roundstart cultist but will be able to as a fucking ASIMOV LAWED BORG is even weirder, but the weirdest of all is ...

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I’d play more on Manuel but everytime I do start playing more I rejoin the manueldiscord and then I leave the discord and stop playing Manuel for a bit. How is it that a community that I’ve had a lot of genuine fun with when I play can produce a place that just has bullying as something acceptable....

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heretic hand dimension kills people with high ping and is completely trivial to anyone and you have to willingly let yourself die and or have robotic limbs to die in it when you have low ping seriously i've only died to the hands dimension one time and it was due to my quad amputee character having ...

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sometimes being petty as an antags just alot more fun than it is going after objectives

the takeaway is that you should self-antag every round so you can always experience the joy of being a petty antag

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terry really stepped up this fiscal quarter with notable rule 8 related shenaniganry

hope manuel can secure the next quarter on the top of the bracket

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i think everyone involved should do their part and hide heretic blades in crates in maints more often

also please do elaborate on the jellybean PR this piques my interest i like jellybeans

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i gotta start puttin' in some more work all the people who would hit me with bottles on sight are no longer playing so i gotta step it up and get metagrudged too

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I never broke in as an antag as I found it to be of poor taste and a bit too powergamey. why would you ever be concerned about powergaming as an antagonist is my honest to god question you're supposed to grief the station if you gotta get the free shit to do it you gotta get the free shit to do it ...

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the best course of action on manuel is to simply not deal with security because you will run into issues any which angle you approach dealing with security outside of a select few interactions unless you're an antag moral of the story? just get admins to give you antag Are you saying, I have to wai...

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the best course of action on manuel is to simply not deal with security because you will run into issues any which angle you approach dealing with security outside of a select few interactions

unless you're an antag

moral of the story? just get admins to give you antag

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and yes i did in fact not know this was an empty can, but i'm not about to let an empty can stop me from figuring out this age old question

someones gotta put in the work science doesn't

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in 7-12 days we will put behind us this silly debate over whether or not any of this was justified by simply attempting to figure out if life imitates art or if art imitates life this shits gonna make me vomit i know it please never do this You know this is an empty container, don't you? then i'll ...

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in 7-12 days we will put behind us this silly debate over whether or not any of this was justified by simply attempting to figure out if life imitates art or if art imitates life

this shits gonna make me vomit i know it please never do this

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why would you willingly chase a chef into his kitchen, you are asking to lose that fight, its like chasing a wounded nukie back onto their ship, yes its possible and you can win doing it, but you are playing with a fire which will net you the 3rd degree i just can't fathom it

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baseline: jellyperson, 50% burn damage reduction (becomes 75% when combined with fiery sweat, because its multiplicative,) immunity to bleeding and blunt force wounds, isn't de-limbed that easily, also still has DNA so is affected by genetics mutations and infusions Mutations: void (immunity to all ...

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it was the chef in public botany with the hatchet of course

i'll take my worlds best clue player trophy in the mail, i don't have a mailbox or P.O box because i live under a rock so just throw it into your nearest forest and i'll send one of the creatures of the forest to take it

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i can't handle metacommentary can i get someone who only views things objectively to tell me if this is a good or bad idea

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is this what they meant by counting threads

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as a dude who really only plays science the temptation to kill my own department members over stupid shit in any normal round is already really high

its warops, your ass deserves it if you hit the button to research shit that we don't need and only serves to waste time

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when i say that more events ==== good i didn't mean like this man james trashcan the dread lich king perpetuated a thousand years of darkness with his talents and doomed an entire generation of manuel players to people printing out weird smut paintings and putting them everywhere, not to rag on tras...

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i've always been a sucker for funny and if i were to ever get permabanned i would hope all of you wonderful people could go "wow he was such a fucking idiot how did he think xxxxx was a good idea"

never settle for anything less than perfection when it comes to entertainment

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i check the public permabans page about once a week because reading public permabans is sometimes really funny and other times its "alt evader of shitlickerhitlerlover1488"

its one of the fastest return investments of time to funniness i have access to and it works nearly every time

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morrowindstation

i want an excuse for stun combat to exist on another server and scribs are that reason

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ruststation would blow dick and nuts

my ass with the bag full of eokas

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good term only because i think fikous a cool guy +rep

didn't actually pay much attention to anything that happened this term so thats my input

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hypnosis is fun when you're given a reason to give up your whole round (just give people a reason to grief with their directives)

a tale as old as time

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plasmamen are cool because of lawrencium carrying every single one of the 9 plasmaman players on his back like the G he is

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hey guys i'm back to my thread after being drunk yesterday and not looking at it whats goin' on

oh its everyone trying to find a way to put cum in their name and trying to come up with slurs for the race

god bless all of you

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do yall think these goo-bers will gel well with the rest of the roundstarts? they're slick in my books

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sometimes you just gotta let the funny happen, if you gotta eat a ban to make the funny happen then you should make the funny happen, of course within the theoretical restriction of "fun" pertaining to everyones involvement, but i don't read rules and i don't intend to start now either you...

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server tribalism isn't good because if terryites were that big of shitters then how come lukas can go full on HRP mode (so long as its with another male static)

literally nobody could refute this point

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you can tell someones never been in a proper manuel round if they're saying the biggest shitters in a round are from terry

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since this is now the general lore thread (i don't make the rules the big guy at the door with the bowler and the giant black leather overcoat told me so) what is the tolerance levels of whimsy you apply to your characters? do you believe in rigidity with how they act? or do you keep them open for a...

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i had an entire planned backstory for my two characters because i like lorewriting for the characters i make in anything thats open form like that but as it got into the pages of writing i realized that having the backstory planned doesn't work well except for characters who're setting up for someth...

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"Admins consider asking the antags if they want zombie bullshit. you ruined the round for me a blood brother and other antags. antag is a rare role don't cuck us out of our antag rolls with some adminbus stupidity. this zombie shit should have been done 40 mins into the round not 10" - quo...

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I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO INVEST INTO FLUBBER EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!

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i came back to the thread this morning and saw all the other threads i knew i should've copyrighted while i had the chance

I'M A FOOL!!!!!!

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hello friends, i've been in the happenstance of wanting to make this thread like 3 times over the past 2 days and just never did, so now i'm doing it ever had a round where someone does something astoundingly stupid or funny that ends either horribly or perfect? have a moment where your sheer disapp...

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can't wait for when we hit current year in ss13 lore number of threads so the only way you can peanut post is with the brand new PR that forces you to write them in game through a PDA app

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i'm fine with them naming conventions don't matter to most people and shouldn't matter unless its like egregious or rulebreaking

i will say though all the lamp or moff joke names for moths i don't like the horse is paste it has been beaten into the ground

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i would go back to fulp because its territory i'm used to, so long as it has TG gene though i think i'd be fine with the move i'm just here for one thing

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i latejoin so i can read the crew manifest and specifically target someone with my mind powers causing them to have a slightly mediocre round every time

no i will not stop

yes you can also do the same you just have to think really hard at someones ckey

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the pocket slots reserved for matchboxes and spaghetti if i ever receive it everything else is backpack or dufflebag-i'm-dragging-because-i-don't-wanna-wear-one territory

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