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Well, this year April Fools was ruined by auto-GM, remember?

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Anonmare wrote:Children aren't Human.
No law violations here my friends.

So, before AI harmalerts it has to check med records for those pesky seventeen year-olds?

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The CORRECT term is "target practice", mind.

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Well, lavaland as a whole is pretty neat, even if some individual things could use balance, and it more or less made mining from one of the least popular jobs into what might be the most popular one.

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Memes can't be removed without mass-purging the playerbase and the code, and that is never going to happen. Best we can do is discourage them, enforce naming policy, and such. Also, there are still some mechs getting made, see http://www.ss13.eu/tgdb/tg/latest_stats.html#mech , although it's half (o...

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Oh, for fucks sake. It's over, and you can't necromance whole forum game into existence, especially not by shitposting like that. Please, just move it to the Shed. Archive it. Close it. Start a new one. Do SOMETHING. But, most importantly...
LET.
IT.
DIE.

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Ehh, I guess Gang gets my vote, since it is Rev with less definite goals (kill people, but not too much, paint gangtags, either get cucked because one person sprayed a tag in front of HoS or plop a dominator and fortify the position) and special toys for gangsters themselves. Rev, in the meantime, h...

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That works most of the time, but the game is not really constructed to support large pop past about 3 hours. After that, destructive potential of random spessmen reaches the point where most of the time is spent fixing station. The plus is, that for once, you actually have an incentive to fix things...

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Stanford prison experiment! http://i.imgur.com/FM90yRj.png It's not that pink, I was just too derpy to remove the area filter. Also, I added some clothes for prisoners. https://www.dropbox.com/s/bm0y3g5tlnu881i/Prison%20Experiment.dmm?dl=0 For either a small crew, or abducting part of larger one. Yo...

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Out of current researchable genetic powers, in fluff: Three affect entire body (Hulk, chameleon, dwarfism) One affects the eyes (XRay) One seems to affect the chest (Cold resist) One affects the mind/head/brain (TK) By the way, let's see which ones can be done using researchable augmentics: Xray == ...

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The sad life of posibrain

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But wouldn't this require a set amount of pods? There would be only so many people that could be there, and sooner or later the ones going braindead on gulag would make the whole system unusable.
Also, how would sec get there?

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What is this , stupid "demans man demunz" antag? How many variations of ooga booga occult beluga antagonists are we gonna have until you remove all evidence of space from this game and turn the setting into early 1900s new England? Well, that will never happen. Spessmens won't accept a ga...

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A meat puppet animated by the will of an otherworldly intelligence bent on destruction and spoilage of other intelligence's fun.

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Yet the question of who exactly took bagil off the hub remains. Also, my most pessimistic pop estimate for today was wrong, but we shall see how the week goes.

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I'm not sure if we can reach that without hub, to be honest.

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Hotwiring the engine, is it possible? Can I reroute the power cables to lead directly from the engine into the power grid (bypassing the SMES) and greatly increase damage by shocked doors/grilles? Yes, it is, and it actually is a valid (heh) strategy for engiborgs slaved to traitor AI, engineering ...

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They are [TECHNOBABBLE] positronic quantum constructs drawing from constant Boltzmann brain population in casual parallel Minkowski space using closed timelike curve of Schwarzschild wormhole maintained by a bluespace interface [/TECHNOBABBLE]

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This topic will soon be irrelevant, since tator objectives tech levels are getting removed(https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/18246). I'm not sure if you can decon them now, since they now have no tech levels, and I can't be bothered to look through the code.

Move along, citizen!

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Wait.. If dead chat is OOC then it is okay to say in OOC that Hulk was a antag? Don't be fucking retarded. I am not being retarded here Saegrimr. Any one can state someone is an antag.. but the admin came out and confirmed it directly. why wasnt this in a bwoink. Because deadchat is an OOC channel ...

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For the record, at that moment I was decapitated by one of your borgs, singuloth was eating a good part of station and you were (in Deadchat) acting like you just picked up an emag and told borgs to "Have fun".

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Since the R&D level remake you are supposedly able to deconstruct certain special items, like HoS gun and CE magboots, for fairly high tech levels (medicore in case of HoS gun, pretty good in case of magboots). Those items can be, at the same time, made into traitor objectives, destroying which ...

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Link to PR for quick reference: https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/17576 So, technically, you could get some heads to hand in their special items (Boots for CE, Laser for HoS) and effectively GG traitors that have them as objectives? It's like throwing station plans into singulo containment...

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What, since when is medical tator good? Compared to Sci, Eng and Detective traitors Medical is quite bad, unless you have chemistry access and no one is watching or you can quietly morphine your target.

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http://i.imgur.com/tNFGwMX.png https://www.dropbox.com/s/6uz2gdpctjyg77e/SaviourPod.dmm?dl=0 Another low-to-mid pop event! Step zero: Wall off the station Z-Level, and remove mining shuttle. Step one: Message crew about incoming apocalypse Step two: Place these bomb shelters. Step three: Announce t...

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It does. It can give you a random bad genetics power, and a random good genetics power if upgraded.

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Not really, ashwalkers are a special mutantrace that has slightly different sprites (I think) and, like many other lavaland spawns, messes with genetics and Envy's Knife.

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Wyzack wrote:>Clown performs show in the theatre, summons the king in yellow

FUND IT! MAKE IT AN EVENT! RESPRITE SINGULOTH/NAR'SIE/RATVAR AND DO IT.

And speaking of Clockcult, again, Nar'sie cultists could use some anti-Ratvar stuff, since so far they get the advantage.

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As a slime person how do you get more mass to split your body,. get real fat If you are doing xenobio, you might as well get silver slimes. Another way of quickly getting the slime jelly is to inject purple slimes with sugar, and then injecting it into yourself. This won't turn you fat. You'll have...

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It kind of depends what you base your scale on. By SS13 standards, bay is highRP, but by general RP game standards bay is mid RP (then again, most Ultra-hi-RP-wow games, especially GMod ones, are so edgy you could cut slabs of solid steel with them).

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To be honest, basil is hard to classify. From the rule standpoint, it is lowRP, with most players oscillating somewhere between lowRP and midRP, with occasional mid-highRP spikes, depending on things like round length, round type, violence of antags, occurrence actions that could be interpreted as c...

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Also I really want to know who keeps removing the brig medkit. I added it in a PR but it seems someone keeps removing it without mentioning it, despite me constantly saying I'm adding it. If the last time you added it was https://github.com/tgstation/-tg-station/pull/12122 , then you must have remo...

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Actually you can turn the emitters off without entering the pen, but only if the emitter configuration hasn't been altered, by cutting the wires leading to the emitters in the airlocks. Doesn't work if some cuck re-wires the tesla's field gens to be powered by a dedicated tesla coil and/or makes th...

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It's not that death is deadly, it's the return of EI NATH wizard, except now every human antag can use it, not just robed assholes. I really like the idea of cloning from blood, but just copying DNA sequence from medical records is a step in the wrong direction. It is good that if you go through eno...

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Changeling would be even better if there was a thing against murderboning, since with traitor you know (or at least are pretty sure) that despite all of the uplink items in the world they are still human, and that 100 damage will more or less kill them, while lings can both heal like crazy and get u...

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Because we have stupid people become engineers who do stuff like turning on PA without turning on field gen beforehand.

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Erm, could we make a special security clothes vendor? I know it would more or less double the amount of some armour, but it would solve the sprite war. Either that, or an item which changes the sprites between alternative and old, call it "Sewing kit" or something. EDIT: It would double th...

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New thingy! http://i.imgur.com/ITTToBP.jpg Certain things omitted, to prevent spoilers Colonization: 0. Find a lowpop round. No more than 20 players, unless you have other things for rest of the group planned. Maybe force them to expand through overpopulation. 1. Spawn the blueprint. Before you do, ...

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Well, as a ganghead I have experienced the joy that is having your goons carry spraycans openly. Pretty much most conversion modes that require some experiemce (Cult, gang) fare badly, while lowpop rev is <reference to my previous post>. Shadowling is disabled.

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The problem with rev is that it is one of the modes that leads to total bloodbath, but on lowpop it almost always ends in either revs rushing heads or sec implanting *everyone* and killing headrevs, without that prolonged struggle that makes rev interesting, though, to be honest, bagil isn't THAT lo...

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Do you mean all ideas, including those code-based, or just bagil/basil/whatever only stuff?

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Couldn't you do just that with two teleporters, consoles hidden behind wall, linked to beacons close to them? (Well, calibration is still a problem, but you could code a teleporter without it.) I am all in for backpack-sized telegates that you could set up at places with no power(as in, remove backp...

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How do you upload laws to the AI? Do you have to set laws on a freeform board in a specific way then click on the upload console with it? 1. When console is constructed, you must click on it to set which AI it will upload to. If there is more than 1 AI, clicking will toggle through them. 2. Freefor...

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I think he means https://github.com/tgstation/-tg-station/pull/16555 , that was testmerged.

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The problem with game master is that other april fools are at least slightly limited - they aren't gamechangers on their own, and in most cases require either an admin or someone else to "set them off". The gamemaster does things on it's own, and in most cases it's changes are quite... Dra...

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Event ideas, April Fools edition: YES, THOSE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE BAD 1: Spawn everyone (EVEEEEERYONE) a multi-use dice of fate, or another meme item of choosing. 2: 1# Make every head into a traitor with objective: "Make your department rule the station." 2# Give each department except secu...

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Then your explosive yield will not be arbitrarily limited by the bomb cap. In the past this was generally a bad idea for admins to do ever, as it caused massive amounts of lag and could potentially lead to a crash. However apparently lag is ded (although this is certainly not true on basil) and so ...

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But it also makes AI unable to let anyone dispense tasers in good faith, since >Giving crew lethal weapons

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The holy grail of all events would be something forcing players to RP without constant admin intervention. It's either admins swarming over players all the time, which both reminds people of railroading (even thought it isn't) and doesn't work with higher populations or events like these when the gr...

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Adding a way to recycle dead golems would be nice too, since one suicide/ash-storm victim costs you 20 iron and 10 of whatever.

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