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FantasticFwoosh

Lumbermancer wrote:In that case I shall vote for Malkevin.

Im sorry to other candidates but i follow lumbermancers verdict. Space law is too rooted in to just ignore.

If malk can secure it rock solid, he has my vote, the trump ideal seal of approval.

ShadowDimentio wrote:Vote for a headmin that'll undo this.

FantasticFwoosh

>ifunny Post disregarded. Kind of petty to make such a snap judgement about something unrelated to the OP based of your biased opinion of a picture that isn't even central to the thread content, even if you're joking its still kind of offensive, i try to look for constructive feedback on all my sug...

FantasticFwoosh

If he's not chained to his desk via a telephone headset then its not the full IT guy experience. Dressed in a electropack, and forcibly bucklecuffed to a table leg by his hands dressed in orange with cuffs around his feet with a corridor of infrared motion detectors wired up between himself and esc...

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Needs fat sprites readded. Their job is to sit in a lonely room all day, bored shitless, passing the time reading crappy webboards for crappy games that "were once good" before crappy people came, then look highly annoyed when someone disturbs them with a dumb question any half brained mo...

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As long as the meat can be processed into sea food and crab sticks (Space lobster females/Snowflake alt features like lizards?) im happy. Just say that due to sea pressure, the crabs cling very tightly to the floor and have additional feelers/suckers to keep still in the face of space wind/antigrav/...

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Only if we can simulate it resting in our bowels for 7 years to turn into a blob and being told off by the AI because it perceives flicking or using it to stick things to people (kick me signs anyone? why has no one suggested blue-tac) is harmful in application. > Mutagen bubblegum - Eat and become ...

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Vomitstorm/Gutteral Beer/Bloody Gibus Mary - For flypeople that all take vomit as a ingredient

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>makes super intricate idea by explaining it in 6-7 sentence paragraphs explaining scenarios in which it may be used >doesn't submit a pr link or chunk of code i must not be doing my job good enough. Im a wizard who writes books on spells, not cast spells. A showman, a magician. What you wouldn't g...

FantasticFwoosh

*thoughts of chrono legionnaire armour are eliminated from my timeline* Right. Ok. Back on track. Component disks are really good and syndie designs preloaded into a box for a proto/auto/robolathe sound good given that the materials will still be needed. Manually print off microbombs or C4 from a p...

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newman. 'IT tech Fwoosh detects abnormal readings of unintellible language, please elaborate your meaning'. Meanwhile here's a rough envisioned demonstration of decryption in action "wow sucks chavmoH mughmeH" *Swaps the keys around on the third and fourth word until the machine confirms ...

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The gameplay is go to planet, get better gear, go to next planet, get better gear, repeat. That's about all there is and pre-generated means seeing the same shit. You could do the same in a flash game hosted for free with more closed off content going off a recent interview i saw. The mineral and c...

FantasticFwoosh

You're at a computer right now, or locked into a job that includes direct access to a computer to do work. Don't you hate it when shit goes wrong and some guy in the office/helpline you know too well and all hate has to smugly point out to you that you haven't done this SUPER OBVIOUS thing because y...

FantasticFwoosh

The chrono legionnaire armour is basically an infinite-range, quick-recharge Ethereal Jaunt and Scrying Orb (that works on different z-levels too), but armoured and spaceproof. No matter how high the research for it is, it's still going to make whoever uses it virtually unkillable (chronojump into ...

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The disks themselves contain level 2syndicate and level 4 combat information availible to be uploaded to the network immediately and built upon, as well as a select number of unique designs not able to be found on the initial telecrystal list not limited to certain endgame designs like chrono legio...

FantasticFwoosh

It should probably be put on a basis on whether they can speak clearly or not

- No speech (not a humanoid sapient, just a intelligent animal)
- Speech (Non-human, no better than a lizard)

Monkey attachable voice synthesizers and monkey (rolling pun-pun traitor) round-start roles when?

FantasticFwoosh

Post det nerf, what rounds do syndie revolvers take, and do the same time restrictions apply?

FantasticFwoosh

Bumping this in relevancy that this idea for a prototype component disk was stolen without my input if i have any actual standing on the matter. Also now super relevant. *I realise i might be shitposting - or be wrong, but if i am valid salad, id like a apology please bear minimum* (super sorry ever...

FantasticFwoosh

How do you replace mech air-tanks? I've never noticed any kind of UI or GUI prompt or deliberate method

FantasticFwoosh

ED securitron models also accept PAI's as a suggestion. (following on mulebot/medbot and beepskie changes), and PAI's can be emagged to pre-unlock emagged functions without the obvious red-eye effects. Given resources to build and the fact you'd probably have to murder a sec officer, all the time ta...

FantasticFwoosh

Sybil is suffering great instability and the player numbers are taking at least a minus 10 person footfall each time with constant crashes.

FantasticFwoosh

Inb4 science powercreep to flood and crash the market, with a custom Iancoin rig running off a closed network diamond power grid with the upgraded servers being stored in the xenobiology kill room. Pacmans can not produce the 100K needed to power a single server. Easy. Science just creates its own ...

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Inb4 science powercreep to flood and crash the market, with a custom Iancoin rig running off a closed network diamond power grid with the upgraded servers being stored in the xenobiology kill room.

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A bit shit like the now mandatory cuffs in the sec-belts that nobody uses because zip-ties are a direct upgrade and cuffs are a personal safety liability but its nice to know they are there. Say what? Cuffs are reusable, zip ties aren't. If prisoners are pocketing your cuffs that's your own fault H...

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Lowpop rounds suffer even more now due to lack of collaborative security numbers, often just leaving the warden or a a pair of security officers to fend for themselves covering a larger area than they can handle.

FantasticFwoosh

A bit shit like the now mandatory cuffs in the sec-belts that nobody uses because zip-ties are a direct upgrade and cuffs are a personal safety liability but its nice to know they are there. Say what? Cuffs are reusable, zip ties aren't. If prisoners are pocketing your cuffs that's your own fault H...

FantasticFwoosh

Robotic spy mice for traitors with inbuilt wire cutters, a one use stun and a small detonatable built in, used for crawling around pipes and disturbing equipment (comes with inbuilt T-ray), borrows larva code in being able to hide under surfaces. Can be rebuilt by high traitor tech science as person...

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In light of sec-borgs being removed. Re-jiggle ED-102's or whatever they are called (the upgraded securitron models) to accept players via directly implementing brains, cubes or carded AI's like borgs (alternatively, give security a limited roundstart mech in the armoury that can accept a MMI or di...

FantasticFwoosh

Why not to compliment the head of staff fixture, all interchangeable pets start off in pet boxes/kennels. All the fixed in ones like ian get little lockers. Swapping Lamarr out for something radical like a goliath egg sounds more fun, as a kind of side-objective for the RD to hatch it, with perhaps ...

FantasticFwoosh

In light of sec-borgs being removed. Re-jiggle ED-102's or whatever they are called (the upgraded securitron models) to accept players via directly implementing brains, cubes or carded AI's like borgs (alternatively, give security a limited roundstart mech in the armoury that can accept a MMI or dir...

FantasticFwoosh

Filthy Frank vomit cakes & brand food/drinks for flypeople so they can eat in civil society

(preferably a vomit glazed doughnut for flysec players too)

FantasticFwoosh

Any roundstart or latejoin head is automatically denied access to gateway (because the station takes priority first) via the use of them starting with a unique unshakable and invisible centcomm implant (or just a centcomm loyalty+ implant that is hardcoded into the DNA and admin enforcement of deril...

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2)It was overly harsh on stuff. If someone steals yella glubs to hack a machine, just take the gloves , don't brig them for 5 minutes. If you don't want to be "harsh" and end up perma'n the poor sweet criminal you probably don't want to take any items with utility. The tantrums thrown ove...

FantasticFwoosh

Then why can't we grudgecode the bad coder out of existence? God forbid that we have nice things. >bola stun >nice thing i have said already, as the guy that created them, that it is not a nice thing maybe i'll make like a reinforced bola that can trip but idk how i would make that available to the...

FantasticFwoosh

Helios wrote:If you have the space in your bag as an officer, you can carry 4 sheets of metal. It allows you to arrest 2 people at once, by buckling one to a chair while you deal with the other.

Formerly static chairs can now be picked up by dragging them to yourself.

Chair, chair never changes.

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It would be nice if there was some feedback in chat for hitting someone with a bolas so I know I've actually connected straight away. There is, but its only small lower case message, not a blaring one. Something along the lines of "You have become entangled by bolas!" would be more approp...

FantasticFwoosh

Because it's not part of the server rules, and can't be relied upon to play without getting in trouble. I will keep undoing the page removal until you'll remove my wiki admin status. Could you offer a detailed statement as to how this violates those if you would please? Explaining it to us in depth...

FantasticFwoosh

Excuse you I want dead non-Humans. I'm not a damn nancy boy Replace the singularity with 10 potential mutant plasma-men zombies (undead?/Simple mobs?) that are only placated when bombed with PA waves, release these mighty fire hulks and offer control to ghosts to ensure max damage. Assuming that pr...

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In retrospect. At least provide some half assed guidelines or restore them in full if you want to actually have sec do something in competency. Its no use trying to cry about strawmen claims when the problem was just created that nobody knows space law really well enough to know it off hand and reta...

FantasticFwoosh

Bola launchers and laser bola's for stun on impact next on the wish-list.

(They are good shit cragg, little hard to make but good, just dont expect them to be like cuffs)

FantasticFwoosh

Not very punchy, but boy are they useful for catching shitters now they are IN.

FantasticFwoosh

Alt-clicking a stunbaton should make it spin in your hand (it's in the code, I'm pretty sure), and the user should shout; "TRAITOR!!", on a ten-second cooldown. Like Security masks, but cooler. I think I saw something like this in the shitty ideas thread but honestly, I totally support th...

FantasticFwoosh

While following spacelaw to the letter is obviously retarded, what else are new sec players supposed to do to get started? Without a reference point, unless you have someone helpful to tell you 'how things are done around here', you essentially just left to stab at the dark, both in terms of what's...

FantasticFwoosh

Sweet victory.

FantasticFwoosh

A true and robust sec officer memorises, even vaguely every sentence of space law, and the common guidelines if nothing else on how serious a crime can be. Here is how i remember it Shittery/memes/minor B&A/obstruction to tier 2 crimes/minor refusal of arrest (tier 1) - Depends on time took to r...

FantasticFwoosh

If you can chokegrab someone or atleast temporarily throw them away from their weapon, you can body block them relatively well on top of getting some extra damage in from the collision and air-time.

FantasticFwoosh

Super Aggro Crag wrote:By Grabthar's hammer, by the suns of Warvan, you shall be avenged!

Would petition for official battlecry (and my now impromptu warboy-chem lance cry), heck ill even post it on the suggestions forum.

RIP rickman.

FantasticFwoosh

Using a free hand on disable intent when holding someone in a close aggressive grip should muffle their words akin to holding your hand over their mouth, allowing sneaky beaky takedowns.

Additionally shoving a gun in someones mouth should muffle their (often last) words too.

FantasticFwoosh

I noticed recently that turrets got some love with beep-boop computer keyboards. The next logical step in my mind would be to make simple directional fire turret chairs by adding metal to the frame when prompted for... 'Assuming manual control' Simply have a automatic/manual switch on said turrets w...

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Make it so you have to aim for the legs in order to tangle or it just simply smacks them in the chest or head for a little brute and no stun Tangling makes it so they are stuck in walk like a bear trap, knocks them down for two seconds on hit Now it's balanced. That wasn't hard now, was it? It was ...

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Attach a one use before needing a recharging port mini stun baton to the bottom of the dets gun (say its concealed to stop stupid looking sprite reworks); shoot the legs, then whack them with the baton and rope them into cuffs for a execute/arrest, would give more leverage against hard-line antagoni...

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