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- Fri May 12, 2023 8:24 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Nerf Forensics
- Replies: 19
- Views: 3141
Re: Nerf Forensics
The way I see the "collect finger prints from the crew" angle going is getting shoved by every tider you ask and then they run. Then you get to spend the next 10 minutes chasing down a tider who is certainly just messing with you. Wear a fingerprint reactive coat, so they get catalogued w...
- Fri May 12, 2023 8:20 pm
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: Players' ideas to improve the game: the thread
- Replies: 24
- Views: 3470
Re: Players' ideas to improve the game: the thread
Admins to agree to just stop using ahelps to talk to players fnr.
- Mon May 01, 2023 12:27 am
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Nerf Forensics
- Replies: 19
- Views: 3141
Re: Nerf Forensics
Roald Dahl already covered this in "Lambs to the Slaughter" where a housewife cooks and eats the murder weapon of a frozen leg of lamb. I agree but for the case the current method which the weapon is retrieved from coroner work is extremely lazy (this is after seeing the code not blind spe...
- Wed Apr 26, 2023 9:12 am
- Forum: Coding Feedback
- Topic: Fishing Feedback
- Replies: 16
- Views: 4563
Re: Fishing Feedback
that was so incoherent. the questions being asked have insanely obvious answers. bitch nobody coded it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its all already coded, nobody has bothered maintaining it, why wouldn't i ask if its just dead bloat-content like cytology at this point? 1. Worms added for the purpose of fishin...
- Wed Apr 26, 2023 8:28 am
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Chemistry the next Research Subject
- Replies: 11
- Views: 1720
Re: Chemistry the next Research Subject
This comes from a good place, but science shouldn't be gating anything but what is essentially better things anyway, the existing experimentation focus for basic tech nodes like botany (requiring rng to trigger a mutation, requiring a buttload of effort spent elsewhere) is what is really dragging th...
- Mon Apr 24, 2023 12:19 pm
- Forum: Coding Feedback
- Topic: Fishing Feedback
- Replies: 16
- Views: 4563
Re: Fishing Feedback
lizards are happy to eat worms In testing, it appears at current date one year on, it is not, despite that ants can . [hr] Is fishing generally discontinued? We're coming up into mapping madness march, and there is still a number of extreme obstructions to any sort of fishing content being made for...
- Sat Apr 22, 2023 8:43 pm
- Forum: Coding Feedback
- Topic: new soup does not work
- Replies: 32
- Views: 8955
Re: new soup does not work
Also I ate a big tomato and got 3rd degree burns on all 6 parts of my body and went into crit Why would I ever quit playing this game? Where else am I going to get comedy like this? Not long after the botany change was first PR'd, i went on hiatus, because i unknowlingly put my gatfruit next to my ...
- Wed Apr 19, 2023 3:34 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Sandstone (pizza) ovens
- Replies: 2
- Views: 882
Re: Sandstone (pizza) ovens
Some codersprites are ready <https://discord.com/channels/3268221442 ... 9188586606>
- Wed Apr 19, 2023 9:27 am
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: Muh realism codenut
- Replies: 78
- Views: 5400
Re: Muh realism codenut
Try matrix traps, for some reason they start a multiplicative loop of resonator explosions on stone, that clears rocks arguably even faster than 1 streak at a time plasma cut stripmining (that instantly mines 10 tiles at a time in a single line-trajectory for simple plasma costage). For some reason,...
- Wed Apr 19, 2023 8:54 am
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Ghost-betting, Ghost Points (GP) and after-death round interactions
- Replies: 12
- Views: 2883
Re: Ghost-betting, Ghost Points (GP) and after-death round interactions
Would immediately be twisted into a unfun system, when you have too low ghost points because maintainers thought it was a good idea for PR balance of the week to make ghost roles and midround antag/event rolls ghost-point reliant. The alternative is voting and griefing. no thanks.
- Tue Apr 18, 2023 10:33 pm
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: In this thread we come up with ways to start racism
- Replies: 14
- Views: 1147
Re: In this thread we come up with ways to start racism
Set human only on config.
- Tue Apr 18, 2023 10:13 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Sandstone (pizza) ovens
- Replies: 2
- Views: 882
Sandstone (pizza) ovens
Bonfire grilles are the best between a range (if they had the pots, spoons and or ladles) and a griddle, however they're completely unable to bake bread, pizza or other oven recipies. The authentic italian experience demands a genuine woodfire pizza crafted out of sandstone, with a craftable pizza p...
- Tue Apr 18, 2023 8:23 pm
- Forum: Coding Feedback
- Topic: Minor Feedback
- Replies: 693
- Views: 233064
Re: Minor Feedback
Bonfire grilles can't interact with the new cooking system ( see here ) from the place of a range, but still interact with its cooking methods for simple 1 to 2 heat-up meals of objects like meat, doughs sit on it lifelessly. Id argue it either needs to do it all or have the tribal cooking methods d...
- Tue Apr 18, 2023 5:13 pm
- Forum: Coding Feedback
- Topic: new soup does not work
- Replies: 32
- Views: 8955
Re: new soup does not work
As a result of this thread plants now have a visual indicator for when they are cross-pollinating Since this was merged, people are catching on that plants are doing something (if you point it out and still chastise them a little for not making important stable plant copies) but the gap of people y...
- Tue Apr 18, 2023 8:15 am
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Let’s make calling the Evac shuttle have a dead player requirement
- Replies: 17
- Views: 2737
Re: Let’s make calling the event shuttle have a dead player requirement
Restarting the round is the more collective way of doing things. Mechanics of hijacks aside. I hate kilo, frankly the other guy does too, if its one minute into the round of kilostation i am definitely going to vote yes if able (its bad taste, dont start votes minute 1 please if you can't call shutt...
- Mon Apr 17, 2023 11:55 am
- Forum: Coding Feedback
- Topic: Powerless drying racks & torch-crafting (Ghetto)
- Replies: 0
- Views: 3976
Powerless drying racks & torch-crafting (Ghetto)
Being the enlightened individual i am, i have a box of SS13 memorized tricks at all times from years of experience, and also a severe distain for the current pace of station-side activities, taking myself down to the ashwalker camp whenever i recieve the opportunity to indulge myself in a ghost role...
- Mon Apr 17, 2023 7:21 am
- Forum: Coding Feedback
- Topic: Why were atmospherics berets removed?
- Replies: 32
- Views: 6842
Re: Why were atmospherics berets removed?
Why does anyone need a baseball cap on a space station far away from our own galaxy? There's no indication that a sun exists anywhere nearby. Baseball remains popular as ever in the far-distance spess future, especially with holodeck technology. The only caveat with colored crayon, is that with eng...
- Sun Apr 16, 2023 6:18 pm
- Forum: Spriting and Mapping
- Topic: The North Star: A Nanotrasen Exploratory Vessel [WIP]
- Replies: 228
- Views: 64922
Re: The North Star: A Nanotrasen Exploratory Vessel [WIP]
Edit: If you can't take criticism without needing someone to filter my words for you, that's not my issue.
Review Retracted.
Review Retracted.
- Sun Apr 16, 2023 5:13 pm
- Forum: Coding Feedback
- Topic: Why were atmospherics berets removed?
- Replies: 32
- Views: 6842
Re: Why were atmospherics berets removed?
Berets are a military uniform thing. And a French artist thing. Think of as many science hats or engineering hats as you want, but they have to make sense. There's no such thing IRL as a "science beret" You can literally make a beret out of cloth and either crayon stain it or spraypaint i...
- Sun Apr 16, 2023 5:06 pm
- Forum: Coding Feedback
- Topic: new soup does not work
- Replies: 32
- Views: 8955
Re: new soup does not work
Botany might've poisoned your Tomatos, that recipe shouldn't have resulted in Tear Juice under normal circumstances. do you mean to tell me that I now have to babysit the botanists to make sure they don't grow my onions close to my tomatoes? i just want to make french onion soup and tomato soup and...
- Sun Apr 16, 2023 4:56 pm
- Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
- Topic: NURP'D UP IDEA: Let's test a NURP server for a few months
- Replies: 38
- Views: 5553
Re: NURP'D UP IDEA: Let's test a NURP server for a few months
Turbonurd is pessimistically correct, but mainly because /tg/ admins lack the required range of humor varying from gross to occasionally dark to deal with people who like to engage with NURP or HURP without cascading enormous amount of drama. Just built different.
- Sun Apr 16, 2023 12:37 pm
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: Henry Revealed To Be Mastermind Behind Reiders Insanity Peanut
- Replies: 175
- Views: 13839
Re: Henry Revealed To Be Mastermind Behind Reiders Insanity Peanut
I'm not seeing the uniqueness in "goad people to fight you, then ghost when caught". https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT4_Uu6xC2QEbYMHpRJDUvQ0jv6GVs1jzszbgkv8-28JuHgtgbVWM1c4l9SzA&s Infamy is as valid a reason to commit an act, as it is the material worth of the sh...
- Sun Apr 16, 2023 12:09 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Active Cult Deconversion
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1534
Re: Active Cult Deconversion
Ant-psychotic hypnotic regression would be short lived for most antagonists, but in conversion antags which are already of a state of mind, its indicative of escaping the process. Being able to temporarily subdue a traitor or ling from violent urges (a ling can just heal the neural networks being se...
- Sat Apr 15, 2023 11:10 am
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Active Cult Deconversion
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1534
Re: Active Cult Deconversion
Psychologists with a wristwatch & hypnotherapy skillchip, which while normally is used for trying to re-set people with psychotically bad moods, has the added benefit of slowly deconverting antags.
- Fri Apr 14, 2023 4:10 pm
- Forum: Coding Feedback
- Topic: Why is TG trying to look different?
- Replies: 37
- Views: 9875
Re: Why is TG trying to look different?
Dude the lavaland changes are all fucking sick how can you be against them Sure, some of them are way too big and stick out into other blocks but that's always how it has been. Objectively to art taste all together they are good, they are very smoothed over opposed to the harsh edges of what came b...
- Thu Apr 13, 2023 2:19 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: What you think of departmental assistants?
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1459
Re: What you think of departmental assistants?
Couldn't i just get a robot to fetch me my coffees and cigarettes?
- Thu Apr 13, 2023 2:05 pm
- Forum: Coding Feedback
- Topic: Why is TG trying to look different?
- Replies: 37
- Views: 9875
Re: Why is TG trying to look different?
The most brutalized take that people miss is the drastic changes to Lavaland recently. The progress of doing the sprites there certainly circumnavigates around the aesthetic of the whole terrain and music which is nearly 10 years old (7 in actuality), leaning more into fleshy scorn-like/part cartoon...
- Wed Apr 12, 2023 8:32 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: New Quirk Idea: Animals Hate You
- Replies: 8
- Views: 1250
Re: New Quirk Idea: Animals Hate You
If your'e a cat or a dog person (in the figurative sense), its reasonable that there should be polarized reactions to felinids or whenever the topic comes up with ian. A small amount of leeway would be Ashwalkers having a "Alpha Predator" perk, that makes mobs less reluctant to follow you ...
- Tue Mar 07, 2023 11:04 am
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Biannual Moonlighting Convention
- Replies: 11
- Views: 5198
Re: Biannual Moonlighting Convention
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- Sun Mar 05, 2023 5:17 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Scorched Horizon (desert planet) - Map idea
- Replies: 21
- Views: 3194
- Sun Mar 05, 2023 8:37 am
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Biannual Moonlighting Convention
- Replies: 11
- Views: 5198
Re: Biannual Moonlighting Convention
Ok but it's 10 dollars for a fan-picture at my unenthusiastic ex-player booth at the convention.
- Sat Mar 04, 2023 3:31 pm
- Forum: Coding
- Topic: Water Physics:Is it possible?
- Replies: 9
- Views: 3125
Re: Water Physics:Is it possible?
I have a surviving copy of the Yonaguni Europastation server repo, beside Rohesie and other active staff who squirrelled it away to never see the light of day. Which is Minecraft Classic levels of water fill-in hilarity, accomodating that the exoplanet turfs dictate a very aggressive creation rate o...
- Sat Mar 04, 2023 2:42 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Ayy Lmao Xcom Lavaland Base (Ghost Ruin)
- Replies: 2
- Views: 2144
Re: Ayy Lmao Xcom Lavaland Base (Ghost Ruin)
I predicted Among Us in 2016They may or may not be actual imposters come to infiltrate your society for the wake of a future invasion. Sounds incredibly stupid? maybe, but its a real threat.
- Fri Mar 03, 2023 8:24 pm
- Forum: Coding Feedback
- Topic: STOP MAKING BAD SPRITES
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2086
Re: STOP MAKING BAD SPRITES
Sprites without soul (pictured) will forever more be condemned to the purgatory of forgettability.
- Fri Mar 03, 2023 8:20 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Biannual Moonlighting Convention
- Replies: 11
- Views: 5198
- Mon Sep 05, 2022 8:14 am
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Burnt out with player/server politics
- Replies: 9
- Views: 2510
Burnt out with player/server politics
Behind the scenes SS13 is extremely tiring in its self-justification, if it was discussionless nothing would get done either so its the price of progress. Recently i've been interacting with SS13 much less because most servers think a monthly controversy gets people invested and frankly don't expect...
- Tue Aug 16, 2022 12:30 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: The old sprite repository
- Replies: 7
- Views: 2779
- Mon Aug 15, 2022 8:54 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: The old sprite repository
- Replies: 7
- Views: 2779
Re: The old sprite repository
Man i can just roll the github URL timestamping all the way to 2014 to download old sprites, its really not a big deal to store them especially when current spriter community doesn't pay any regard to honor them for on brand, bright plastic and tacky corporate replacements.
- Mon Aug 15, 2022 3:44 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: WHy do the Devs Hate all the things I love.
- Replies: 22
- Views: 5170
Re: WHy do the Devs Hate all the things I love.
Too many of them signed up to fix personal gripes (not talking about bugfixes but rather self declared 'balance specialists'), rather than to make things because they love the server and to gift good things to other people. Givemaxxing developer grindset.
- Sun Aug 14, 2022 9:02 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Antagonist Idea - Space Mummy
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1331
Re: Antagonist Idea - Space Mummy
What if they were planetside antagonist and generally laid siege with a undead army? Scoping it much further out, you just have the goal to survive against magic-romerol as lavaland gives up its long-buried miners and they can quickly personally ressurect the slain as a wiz-zombie cult-collectivist ...
- Sun Aug 14, 2022 8:24 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Boxburg/Medieval castle ruin
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1243
Re: Boxburg/Medieval castle ruin
I dont remember writing this but im glad to have it recognised. We have the technology to realise it much more, other servers have already got a leg up on the concept so Boxburg go big or go home.
- Sat Aug 13, 2022 9:00 am
- Forum: Coding Feedback
- Topic: Make min/max age a config.
- Replies: 15
- Views: 3375
Re: Make min/max age a config.
for what reason This change is definitely not a necessity. But as I was investigating relevant code during the latest drama, I found that it wasn't a config, and I figured it was weird to have age hardcoded like that. I'm not trying to make a call to action to change the age min. For gameplay reaso...
- Fri Aug 05, 2022 8:00 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Antagonist Idea - Space Mummy
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1331
Re: Antagonist Idea - Space Mummy
Please refer to the psychologist in private room 2 of the Medbay for unresolved mummy issues.
- Tue Aug 02, 2022 7:42 am
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Banhammer pete
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1039
Re: Banhammer pete
I thought Pete was holding the Banhammer like 'Sif' or that one sort of cool reference sword-wolf lavaland boss from the horny server that shall not be named. My expectations have been subverted, pete was never a serious contender for anything but a few bruises.
- Tue Aug 02, 2022 7:39 am
- Forum: Coding Feedback
- Topic: Remove stasis beds
- Replies: 36
- Views: 6653
Re: Remove stasis beds
Please don't make the "dead corpse sitting in medbay" simulator any worse than it is currently. Amatuers still wont learn to check in on their longer term patients in nearly 10 years of SS13 total of this problem, imagine having to suspend and heal people in cyro-tubes, but if you bust th...
- Tue Aug 02, 2022 7:30 am
- Forum: Coding Feedback
- Topic: Fix Lavaland Plants
- Replies: 1
- Views: 821
Re: Fix Lavaland Plants
Pre-Fermi lavaland plants i remember interacting with were atleast amusing for alchemy, they've never as far as i remember been mainstream to bring aboard the station unless you specifically wanted to annoy medbay with superior chemicals like mushroom froth super-drugs. Pestle & mortar, some rad...
- Tue Aug 02, 2022 7:18 am
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Why is antag rolling against the rules? How is it bad?
- Replies: 29
- Views: 5519
- Sat Jul 30, 2022 9:00 am
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Why is antag rolling against the rules? How is it bad?
- Replies: 29
- Views: 5519
Re: Why is antag rolling against the rules? How is it bad?
I have a IC solution, every antag roll should cost you your corporeal soul unless you win against Nanotransen so you can never play in the round again afterwards.
- Sat Jul 30, 2022 8:54 am
- Forum: Coding Feedback
- Topic: Fermichems purity system is really unclear
- Replies: 68
- Views: 21178
Re: Fermichems purity system is really unclear
And it probably won't be "20% as effective" either--0 purity chloral hydrate would still do something. It just wouldn't be as good as pure chloral hydrate, but not so good that people feel obligated to use external sheets again. This system even revised still sucks, but almost MORE than i...
- Wed Jul 20, 2022 12:05 pm
- Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
- Topic: Rule 0-1 (Admins and Assholes)
- Replies: 42
- Views: 7572
Re: Rule 0-1 (Admins and Assholes)
Go live on lavaland if you want none-spacial resources to rebuild the station with your hours long detailed systems at a moments notice. Admins and coders have been waging a campaign of hate against the great philosopher of the day 'Cuban Pete's confuscian esque manifesto on corporatism and the flee...