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So like, is the detective going to get any compensation since his ballistics gimmick is no longer relevant with all these new guns around?

Danowar

That remind of reminds me of this one time I encountered a engie borg running around in circles in the mech bay. He wouldn't say anything when I approached him. He would look at me, then at the recharging station, then back at me. I eventually took a guess and close the recharger down on him. He imm...

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what if you could grab a hazard vest/leather jacket, some metal, wirecutters, and wires, and made it so can table craft all that into ghetto brigandine armor? The construction should probably take a minute or more to do, and it should either slow you down or make shock stuns last longer when worn. h...

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huh. could have sworn that was different back then. I thought that was the main reason why sec couldn't spawn in as traitors.

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Luke Cox wrote:henk

I was the officer who shot at you in the escape pod. My bad. I still don't think Bones was a traitor though. He joined sec early and got himself implanted without any problems. I thought traitors couldn't be implanted.

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I haven't made any serious attempts at bomb-making since pressure got changed up a bit awhile back. When you have the heated CO2 ready in a canister, what's the safest pressure to use when filling tanks? It seems even if you do something low like ~400 kpa and close it immediately, the kpa of the tan...

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The funniest thing about this new map layout is that any antag who has a spacesuit, or has been perma'd with an uplink/bluespace implant, could easily grab ALL the rifles with just one C4 next to the perma toilet.

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DOUBLE AGENTS I was the HoP during that round. The CE and his buddy, Jaggi, wanted the shuttle called, so I complied. We all then went to the AI satellite to make sure the AI was dead. We ended up getting killed by Greys-Her-Tide, who I assume was your target. It was a dramatic round for me, as fou...

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As much as I would love directional-based combat, I feel like it would eventually turn into this:

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A remark in dead chat during one of the gang rounds yesterday got me thinking: what if the AI/Silicons could also be officially chosen as a "gang" of sorts for Gang mode? I mean, the objectives for both round types are kind of similar in their own ways, and with a few modifications I think...

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I just wish Wizard rounds happened more often. Feels like it's been nothing but taters and gangs lately.

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That one round yesterday where the swarmers were fighting the test site blob was amazing. That needs to be a legit round mode.

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Shaps is a cool dude. I wish she still flipped out about the smut I write about Phoebe though. We did some pretty cool RP when my books first hit the library.

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snippery You know, why not have it so that every character has a randomly-chosen favorite food, and have that be the dish that gives a small boost? That was the cook won't have to make the same meta dish all the time and botany will have an excuse to grow a wider variety of ingredients. Like how bl...

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If it's implemented, then it has to be implemented on such a scale and variety that there's no clear must-make-every-day-break-into-the-kitchen-cook-me-this-specific-thing-or-you-are-a-bad-chef foods. This is precisely the issue I have with planning a set of buffs. Assuming we did come up with a li...

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PKPenguin321 wrote:CULT

I was the HoP that round. It was fun pissing off Thomas Laser with the law shenanigans before the cult finally got me.

(Seriously though, why isn't Thomas Laser jobbanned from HoS already)

Danowar

I'm going to miss Salts' antics.

Can we still cuddle?

Danowar

I can't say I've gotten blown up for cuddling yet. The last time I attempted ERP, this happened:

I thought it was funny.

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DrPillzRedux wrote:madness

So you're the one who was playing as Pets. I was wondering why you were acting so strange. You almost broke up my relationship with my bro, Sven.

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anyone who likes my books gets my vote

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the only bit I don't like about these fuckers is the warpcuff ability. The past couple of rounds have had a lot of people getting marooned because one of these things gets on the shuttle and just warps people out mid-transit. Hell, in the last round I played, not one person escaped on the shuttle du...

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Now, to start things off, I don't have anything against the table crafting system. What irks me, however, is how some of the cooking recipes, and the procedures to create them, are completely illogical. How exactly does a plain loaf of bread and BOILED EGGS create banana bread? How does throwing raw...

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Let them go ahead and take the AI out for a bit. They'll realize how fucking dumb it is and revert back to the standard in no time. It'll be like when they made silicons mute for awhile, or that time when some people wanted metastation to replace Box. What a riot!

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DrPillzRedux wrote: >Guy and a lizard are fucking somewhere else

/erp/ tells me that everyone was distracted by whatever Salts was doing in the chapel, but I have to wonder how many people watched as I lost my V card in a zero-G tango.

I don't think I could ever write up a scenario that could top that round.

Danowar

It sounds like all these new roles could be condensed into just one enhanced surveillance guy on the bridge. With one man manning only the bridge area, and being constantly glued to the cameras, it should still be relatively easy to sneak into the bridge without him noticing. And then you can spook ...

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Saegrimr wrote:>giving people an antag button for their friends.
Noooo thanks.

But we already have Rev/Gangs/Cult/summon guns to make innocent crewmembers into antags. Adding one more option to the pile couldn't hurt any.

Danowar

I always figured it would be treated like statutory rape, so you wouldn't have to consent to it normally. I wrote some stories about emagged borgs being made to erp, as your hacked lawset wouldn't allow you to weasel out of such an order. It would still probably count as rape, though (unfortunately).

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Honestly, I kind of wished blob was reworked into, say, a traitor implant. It would cost a ton of TC, but you could either use it to give a victim a cruel, yet potentially entertaining death, create a distraction while you carry out your plans, or use it on yourself if you need to fulfill the "...

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Mind you, I haven't a clue how hard something like this would be to code or anything. I know the library isn't exactly the most important feature of the station, but I thought it would be nice if there was a way to review the books in the external archive. Even a simple thumbs up/down system, along ...

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So from what I'm hearing ingame, Box might be getting phased out for Metastation. My question is: why? I thought it was obvious that people favored Box since, despite Basil running Metastation for awhile, it was often a low-pop station in comparison to Sybil (which seems even worse for Meta since it...

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Summoner99 has been pretty helpful whenever I've seen her around. There was a case where I was drugged and spaced FNR by a nonantag, and she he dealt with it promptly. I've also seen her him do some admin events, but nothing that impacted the current round all that harshly. I've heard she's he's don...

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Well what do you know. I just got done writing this today. --- The Melancholy of Fortune Ray by Guy Stevens Fortune Ray was bored. As a Syndicate sleeper agent, she was assigned the role of the lone Roboticist on the infamous deathtrap called Space Station 13. She was hoping this occupation would br...

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Yo. Guy Stevens here, ie the guy you drugged and dragged into space with you. I would have preferred if you told me why you were injecting me (I assumed you were helping me as I was mildly injured at the time), what you were injecting me with, and maybe taking me to medbay to purge said drugs instea...

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Malf/Gang mode?

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