/tg/Station 13

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>biblically accurate angels >mature anime >lost media >unconventional christmas movies >uncanny valley >liminal spaces >strangely familiar places >junji ito >akira >neon evangilion >serial experiment lain >so bad its good >the pope exists in the car universe >prequel memes >gaslighting >/mu/core >t...

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Stickymayhem wrote:
Rounds usually last for an hour or so

doubt

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Tlaltecuhtli wrote:chemist is the weakest class lol how do u die to it just wear bee suit

RIP lexorin syringes being the premium one-hit kill mechanism against everything but engineers and ops, and something like 90u of it being easily available within one or two minutes of roundstart as chemist

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hes a former terry monkey gone wild gone tgmc *Gone cm Most memorable experience with him was when he as a non-combat doctor basically unable to use guns picked up basically the strongest armour in the game and ID-locked it to himself and refused to take it off I can assure you without a doubt that...

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Timonk wrote: hes a former terry monkey gone wild gone tgmc

*Gone cm

Most memorable experience with him was when he as a non-combat doctor basically unable to use guns picked up basically the strongest armour in the game and ID-locked it to himself and refused to take it off

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pugie wrote:before castor was banned only admins disliked him this is irrefutable fact

I think not

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Qustinnus wrote:this guy sounds like the kind of guy that isn't fun to play with and should just be permabanned for being cringe.

can confirm this statement is true after like 20 hours of dealing with him on other servers and a few here

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Cobby wrote:its the closest thing we have to an IC way of going AFK that isn't just go braindead.

just go to a locker

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RaveRadbury wrote:smh all these players thinking they can just ignore the wiki and its charts

if its a non moderated page then yes

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fixed it

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Tlaltecuhtli wrote:>man says he wants to cum on [static_name] on manuel

unbanned after 2 months

>man plays on hippie after 2 year ban

has to play on skyrat until he gets a voucher

The absolute state

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If they are a human wizard they are human
But if they change species with the mirror or anything else they are no longer human

End of

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iamgoofball wrote:dude this gets worse the more rounds I look at
https://scrubby.melonmesa.com/round/152 ... e=game.txt

Imagine sitting in front of your monitor writing this out

Yikes

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Super Aggro Crag wrote:what the absolute fuck is wrong with this denthead

how did this gormless sperg get admin on the fake server

the historically high tgmc standards, both for their admins, their rp level, and their balance

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we all fuck up like this sometimes

like the time I set turrets to lethal because I thought a guy was an abductor (he was not)

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My idea is what if we added a more minor form of traitor where basically the goal is to be as much of a dickhead in your job as possible without killing people. This succinctly describes how a fair amount of the playerbase already behaves. and if you are playing on certain servers it describes how ...

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how about we also add a new item like this, you can craft it with wirecutters, boxing gloves, and a cell, it could shock people like a stunbaton but increase the charge you take from shocks, and drain the cell charge pretty heavily, we could call it something like stungloves?

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mr alphonzo gave 5 people 3 month bans (i think its five) after they posted troll face ascii or penis ascii during round end because he put a message in chat several times saying they shouldnt do that fallen warriors: - Banana Harm Intent (ricky morty): 5 ascii penises, 3 months - CarlitoofTheCarte...

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the xenobiologist who made the griefgolems should be valid

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I remember when edgar pope repeatedly valided me for recalling

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it goes against where we want chems to go, which is not to come out of magic machines but actually be produced/stored and brought in from the outside world or converted from materials Agreeing with orange man. Just walking around with a magic pot of "yep I can just summon heal chem I want wher...

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cybersaber101 wrote:It's just a painting, chill.

8. Erotic/creepy stuff (for example the shit in the library painting gallery) is not allowed.
No form of erotic roleplay is allowed on the servers, including things that could be construed as sexual by unwilling participants.

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hmm today i will bolt open the sm

I was expecting an appeal to secret rule but guess he's not that arrogant to try it

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My main problem with kilo (as well as with delta station to extent) is just the massive overuse of potted plants. Just from those small screenshots of the head of staff offices there is a potted plant in every single one except the lower HOP's office. Turns out I just didn't see the plant there. The...

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Why do you need to post in fnr so much anyway

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I strongly dislike dumb chores like this. Also it makes it very obnoxious to add more emitters without rearranging EVERYTHING

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I think the biggest issue with genetics is that it has become too repetetive. It's simply not interesting to sit still for 20-30 and get some static power (literally only ever hulk or tk) that lets you then fuck around with people. As if this wasn't already a thing with xenobio, virology, r&d. ...

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more mutations so it takes longer for genetics to speedrun them all maybe having to use something to make mutators, like chemicals or materials. Cost increases depending on instability. (bonus points if we get genetecists to do ghettochem to get the stuff they need for this). mutators/activators not...

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all of kilos "soul" came from funny decals and funny maint mobs

you know what map really had soul? box (and donut)

nuff said

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what if....... antag borgs himselfs willingly to then stealthly cause a catfag genocide with ai powers? You probably wouldn't slave yourself to the AI, and you would probably just set your own laws beforehand (actually unsure if you can do that to a borg? I know you can do it to an AI core and have...

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cant the antag delete the superpowers from console? or roleplay as a luddite and say superpowers are against human nature and delete them yourself? There are these things called data disks and you can save all superpowers to them for easy backups, crazy I know. In regards to the guy who was talking...

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BBs were good when they could powergame more with the typically large arsenal of weaponry available to them such as chems botany xenobio etc (when it was accepted that non antags playing these roles would not go off and make weapons etc) As the potential of those jobs for killing has decreased due t...

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cacogen wrote:Ask them to make medicine and they just disappear

Ironically it takes less time to make a bunch of toxins than some actually helpful medicines. Maybe this is why non antag chemists are massive validhunters

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snip The giveaway here would be the lack of sound for the second prick, right? Yeah, but most people aren't observant enough to notice it. If you spam them all then the sounds overlay and you hear what sounds like multiple hypo pricks, which coincides with the pricks you see in the text box.

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You feel a tiny prick. Just stack 9 poisons in it and end up doing like 10 damage per tick Except they all get removed immediately by the liver when you have such small quantities. "you feel a tiny prick" probably implies from the sleepypen, which injects its full 45u storage instantly. 4...

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You feel a tiny prick. Just stack 9 poisons in it and end up doing like 10 damage per tick Except they all get removed immediately by the liver when you have such small quantities. "you feel a tiny prick" probably implies from the sleepypen, which injects its full 45u storage instantly. 4...

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Limit them to 1 or 2 words, no allcaps, no memes, no ooc stuff, and janny up the rest

Simple

Also I saw someone with "slut" as their nickname and it made me strongly reconsider ever playing on Terry again

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The gimmick of doing fetch quests to make money will wear off fast and when making money isn't fun why bother with anything but stealing off people who do do the fetch quests to make money or is that "excelling at breadwinner rp"? I've been stealing money from people since economy was add...

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You feel a tiny prick.

Just stack 9 poisons in it and end up doing like 10 damage per tick

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This would make canbombing viable and canbombing should really not be viable

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wesoda25 wrote:We should give him the benefit of the doubt here, he might have mistook our forums for CMs.

I think you mean the paradise forums

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beestation player detected engage the lockdown shutters

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Right, after some work I've perfected a design for the ultimate brute healing patch. Libital - 3 brute/tick - 8u (for 5chem setup) Granibitaluri - 0.5 brute/tick (decreases by .1/tick for every 10 brute a person has, and at 50 brute heals nothing) - usually excluded Probital* - 2.25 brute/tick *caus...

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NecromancerAnne wrote:Oh nice their last posts on the discord was accusing various admins of being pedophiles, classy.

Common theme between servers I see

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this isnt an ERP server It's functionally no different from not wearing any clothes. You would still have under wear on. It's would provide an effective contrast to the clowns gaudish Honk mother robes with a truly minimalist approach that thematically fits with the mimes other unique traits. I thi...

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Since people are doing other servers I'll put a few.

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Yeah sounds complicated I think I'll just stick to not knowing chemistry until there's an easy way in Well, if you just want the entry level basics, I'll give you a line to follow. It's not stellar but it'll give you an easy eficent line. Here's some basic lines, broken down to base components for ...

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Ban deserved ngl

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cacogen wrote:If you don't put on the helmet and armour vest while playing security can you really call yourself robust

yeah because I use the coat

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