/tg/Station 13

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Wizards shouldn't get AI protection by default since they can VERY easily subvert or steal it. There will probably be another discussion on this following the hulk discussion depending on what the official policy turns out.

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Black or blue? OR BOTH??? I can't decide.

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Delicious iteq tears

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When has it ever been a problem anywhere but security.

OH SHIT YOU GUYS, ATMOS TECHS HAVE TO REPAIR DAMAGE TO ATMOS PIPING, FUCKING BAN THOSE GREYSHITS RULE 1

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No because the whole point of virology is to give you good symptoms while filtering out disabilities (if you do your job right). Plus, random powers can be a serious disability some times. Have a taser, sneaking up on someone, whip it out, lolhulkcan'tshoot and you didn't even notice you turned hulk...

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Costco pizza is superior.

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Leave lingchat as it is. Add in absorbed people talking. To prevent abuse, make it so the ling can mute a specific voice. If possible, when the ling poops spiders, the absorbed players get control of their own spider. Muted playera don't get a spider~ THIS IS BYOND PERFECT. CODE THIS. I WANT TO BE ...

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danno wrote:random pins are ass.
just make it a setup option

Oh god this please I want to share my pin number with my metafriends so we can pool our money at roundstart like a greyshirt crime syndicate.

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Let me make a pie chart for you

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FUCK THAT'S GENIUS, AT THE END THE ONLY SAFE ZONE WILL BE ESCAPE.

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Psy's idea is pretty killer I have to say. Still, we already have the 'swipe ID on an assistant's ID to inherit some access' thing, it just needs to be more obvious for new players so it's utilized. Could assistants get a cute flavor title in departments when their IDs are swiped maybe? Like if a me...

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Agreed, straight damage is usually tossed in the trash in favor of energy because of the stun centric combat, but with some more guns dealing short stuns now and larger capacities, straight brute might be more viable. I mean, it IS the future, lasers and energy bolts being OP is obvious, but guns ar...

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Well I meant trialmins because Deuryn hinted at this -replacing- trialmins in the future. Instead of one head of trials there's a ton of older gamemins that offer to take new guys under their wing for a week or two, which is how trialmins worked anyway occasionally.

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Parents can show their kids horror movies or any movie with sexual shit in it because movies are art but 2d spacemen roleplaying is not.

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Metastation has blast doors the warden can close where the cell windows are if IEDs fuck them up. The only thing that's broken by IEDing cells on metastation is the ability to visit prisoners in the cells.

Why the FUCK don't people take more hints from metastation?

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It was just kind of put into the syndicate uplink without any real thought put into the sprite but if you redo it keep in mind you have to redo inhands and the magazine as well. I love the SAW look to it though, belt fed weapons are delicious.

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Why does this remain a secret, someone spill because me and a lot of other people are curious

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I've been here for two years to eventually become an admin and permanently ban sawrge. Would have never gotten this far without the kind hearted community.

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Being hulked is almost always an optional choice you bring upon yourself if the AI/sec decides to put you down, which you usually deserve. If not, ahelp, because rule 1 still applies to all players anyway you fat nasty trash.

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My decision to make the SMG 20 rounds was based off the sprite and how much a typical 9mm straight magazine like that holds. If someone makes a sprite with a longer or curved magazine it would make more sense to have a 30 round magazine, aka mp5. Would also make it the fat magazine counterpart to la...

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My plan is like yours in 50-page PDF format and I link it to all nuke ops when I'm nuke op captain. It has a hard boiled list of situations and tactics so my team always knows what to- why the fuck did you buy a baloon

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HELP I CAN'T STOP BASICALLY REPLACE DOUBLE AGENTS WITH A MODE WHERE THE DOUBLE AGENTS HAVE A TIMER THAT TICKS DOWN TILL THEIR DEATH IN A GLORIOUS EXPLOSION UNLESS THEY KILL THEIR TARGET IN TIME. AFTER THEY KILL THEIR TARGET OR THEY EXPLODE THE TIMER RESETS AND THEY GET A NEW ONE UNTIL THERE'S ONE TR...

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Krake caused more problems than he solved in engineering But he had so much broken english character especially when he played the 'french' version of himself as chef Also protip on solars, instead of going back inside after they're wired just jump across the outside of the station to the next solar...

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Ian_infiltrates_syndicate_motherbase.corgif

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If you're going to bring up a solid black outline as a reason to dislike a sprite then you'd better http://i.imgur.com/6v4TQAH.png be http://i.imgur.com/rGH7rIv.png ready http://i.imgur.com/0qluyM9.png to resprite all of these. I always knew there's art 'taste' elitists out there but I never thought...

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There used to be a 'spray' to it, as in it shot in bursts, at least the c20r did, I'm not sure how that was a thing. If someone can tell me how to remove the firing delay from the baseline SMG (it would affect the c20r, l6, and tommy gun, which is fine because they're all automatic) then I could kee...

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Well .45 does 20 damage and stuns which was initially done so the M1911 could be a direct lethal upgrade from the detective's .38 if you didn't want to roll stun revolver, I could make 9mm do 20 damage without the stun to differentiate their power, this was kind of a hasty change really only made be...

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Don't.

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Or we could remove the parapen and tell people to buy an EMP flashlight and get fucking good.

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I don't mind cardborg helmets blocking facehuggers because OH MY GOD YOU CAN'T RANGED PARAPEN EVERYONE WITH FACEHUGGERS ANYMORE WHAT A FUCKING SHAME

They're supposed to end the round not kill everyone

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Chef should be the QM of service and bully the bartender/botanists like gordon ramsay

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I'll do it tomorrow.

I'll also add it to the janitor's closet.

-fuck your chrome malware bullshit use a different meme-

edit: I demand the maid outfit is edited to look more like neinhaus' avatar so i can make a cheeky comment about him in the description.

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Will anyone miss shoes speeding barefoot up? Running with shoes on will be as fast as barefoot running if we move to snail since that's all HG's thing did anyway.

I feel like the only one who actually uses stealing shoes as a tactic when I play sec.

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isn't the esword for ninjas just a big stick of energy

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please ban apsis

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cult RIG?

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Actually the story of pAI was when they were a pAI and managed to report their master's killer. Yeah. I literally have no problem with pAIs having radios since it's the -ONLY- counter against parapen c4 besides hardsuits and bio suits I'm pretty sure. Even then, it doesn't even save you from it, it...

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Lovecraft wrote:If you had to place your character in the modern day, and give them a modern day job, what would it be?

Retired stripper

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C.A.B.A.L. and E.V.A. for Hades-E and Acheron, due to my their backstory and the story of the Underworld Corporation. http://i.imgur.com/6uBJrPy.jpg Oh fucking perfect, CABAL is the best AI character and I used to play him on Sybil. I frankensteined a few AI NTSL scripts for him too. If there's eve...

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Onii-chan, y-you're gonna make me..!

The cleanbot bursts into foam.

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Kocoa wrote:Here's an IPC (Integrated Positronic Chassis). Basically TV BroBots. They're a non-whitelisted species that can play the same jobs as humans (except heads.) Security bro-bot!

Is that a butt on its head

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miggles wrote:you sound like tunderchief

Tunderchief does it as antag just to ruin/lag up the round so people give him attention. And look at what you're doing, giving him attention.

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So you want the most useful part of parapen to be free in other words?

Why?

If we had a chemical that did the same effect of a mute sting (but shorter) people would cry fucking lakes.

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You need more metafriends

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Probably dr. girlfriend from venture bros

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wtf you mad you got taken out of the round in 5 minutes and had to sit as a ghost for 2 hours because a traitor wanted easy greentext? get good fag!

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Miggles you are being very aggressive about a server name

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Then use an EMP flashlight like was suggested earlier Psy. Wanting to be ultra robust traitor without using TC is fucking laughable at best. How about a small item to replace the parapen that jams on-screen communications and turns it into garbled text? So sec will know someone's being jammed, but n...

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