/tg/Station 13

Montyblancs

Regarding playing as a converted AI, the syndicate lawset you get like when a borg is converted via emag may not be specific enough since there's multiple teams. I think the last time I was an AI in this mode, the second person that tried to convert me didn't drag me over to their team, but that sti...

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>Chaplin, extended. Usual greytide ensues. >Decide to create a shrine, where I'll immolate myself for a request. >Make a 1x2 burn chamber surrounded by windows, break into atmos and make a plasma/oxygen mix canister >Seal myself in, as I prepare to light the mix, two borgs observe me. >Inform them t...

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>THEN I find out it's also cult. >Head to escape, there's kudzu there. >For some unimaginable reason it blows up, sending me into crit. >AI in this round >5 minutes in, hear the chaplain screaming "CULT" over comms, glance over and see a scientist whacking him with some clockwork cult spe...

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wow that's fucking awful I would say that viro should get banned.... But A.Not sure if it was me or not and B. I've done much MUCH worse as nonantag virologist. NOT MY FAULT THE PERSON I WAS TESTING ON RAN OFF! I was the CMO that round, Virologist came back from his security episode where he scream...

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You used to often stay in botany farming kudzu as a cultist, and either release it claiming it was a distraction to tie up security, or that your team had already lost while you were farming so no harm in using it. Others complained you weren't helping the team, but just using the antag status as a...

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>Scientist, also cultist. >Say hellos over whispers, meet up with a guy in locker room bathrooms >'Wait here, I'll go get somebody to convert' >wait a while, he doesn't come back. Step outside >See the Chaplin dragging his dead body towards the chapel >AreYouFuckingKiddingMe.jpg >Cult is called out ...

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You know he actually got all of his stuff back, I dont slip strip people in the halls thats rude. I do it in their offices. I only got my stuff back that fast because an all access ID was one of the things I was given. Not to mention that when I went back to the theater you dumped me in the trash a...

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Mime here, I relayed what the clown did at roundstart and got told the clown was valid, and then got given the gear without asking. I'll accept some blame if gibbing the clown went too far with this. To be clear, there was a very brief 'conversation' at roundstart with the clown where I did a few em...

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Oh no, everyone was dead for the third time in the row, so the admin did something funny which ruined your greentext. Truly this is admin abuse to the greatest extent. Seriously though, lighten up. Greentext only gives you personal satisfaction, and you already won. It's not like you're playing to u...

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>You are the tator clown, steal the ablative vest, kill some geneticist, and leave. >lowpop due to server crash, so I try not to get all murdery >as I'm walking around deciding what to do, a doctor runs up out of nowhere and proclaims 'CLOWN THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT' as he suicides with an oxygen tank...

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If you think 'gangs are objectively a bad mode' then why do you even have gang enabled in antagonist settings? Stop blaming your temper tantrum on the admin trying to get you out of a situation that you voluntarily signed up for.

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WebGL + Canvas is a powerful combo, but Flash was always unoptimized and struggled to play with larger projects for a lot of years as far as I can remember. This is a needed change, but this version will probably export with some clunky backend for a while too.

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''You called for an admin when you were killed, which started this whole thing.'' I don't see how asking if what Zoey did had anything to do between me and the scientist, maybe if you'd pay more attention to the other appeal you'd know more and not talk out your ass. You realize ahelping gets an ad...

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>murdering the botanist for little to no reason You should really get your facts straight before posting. That fight wound up being a hatchet throw between me and the botanist and we both put each other in crit. I don't remember everything but that was something to do with because I had broken 1-2 ...

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Saegrimr wrote:Well at least you openly admitted to metagaming.

Eh, I can live without playing AI then. Sucks that it's a gamble with nukeops rounds.

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>Oh boy, time for AI >Depower the core's environment to kill the door so I can play longer than 3 minutes if it's nuke ops. >It's nuke ops. >Scream out 'AWWWWWWWPRATIVES' as brig, bridge, and HoP's office all explode. >Watch the captain singlehandedly take out a suicide op with a macrobomb implant a...

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The SMES units have terminals connected to the yellow wire loop that the collectors and emitters are on, and there's no power on the loop. I'm pretty sure the SMES doesn't use terminals to distribute power.

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Haven't experienced it myself, but for the people this is effecting, it might help to take note of the BYOND version you're running since that seems to be the source of the issues.

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-words >Be aforementioned CMO/Ling in both stories >objectives are to steal cap's laser and kill the AI >get the laser almost immediately, escape through disposals with nobody knowing >see a huge fight in surgery with xray vision, notice miner with ebow >walk in, feign ignorance. Watch the mime bea...

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RP really makes memorable moments, but there's a large amount of situations where typing in a verbose dialogue detailing the intense horrors of your inner demons and your deep, dark past is going to get you stunned and murdered. I've tried playing barkeep a couple of times, but the state of the bar ...

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How would cloning them work? Defibs/patches got that big nerf a while back, so cloning is back to being the go-to for most deaths. With plasmamen what would happen is that they get cloned, pop out, and then just burn to death again, because there's no suit. Another minor point, how long would they b...

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Hmmm. I never did get any calls from either of them after the fact, I did personally return to the village and said hello to them but nothing of interest occurred. Once I got past the robot stage I simply went straight up the core to the end. Yeah, you have to backtrack to the hotel once you get up...

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Ikarrus wrote:There are a few people who, right of the bat, go for genocide. Not intentionally, usually, but because
A) They didn't get the message and/or B) They're the kind of people who grind RPGs

Hey, at least they can go back and get the pacifist ending after that.

*maniacal laughter*

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End of round, shadowlings rule the station. Noaey'gief telepathically thunders, "I dislike Sec." Noaey'gief's markings flare as they gesture at Freddy Castiglioni! Freddy Castiglioni explodes! Kicks-The-Puppies hisses, "HAHAHAH" Kicks-The-Puppies hisses, "NERD" Noaey'gi...

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So let me get this straight. You do something not against a written rule but very dickish a year ago, and get job banned because of similar prior behavior. You then argue against the ban because the action wasn't a rule, ignoring the fact that you fucked that captain's day up before he even had a ch...

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All this is going to do is just end up with people edging all the way up to ERP, but not actually doing it. I've watched admin interventions to ERP sessions, and it's always hilarious. This is mostly due to the fact that having to listen to '*snuggles u* ^w^ so kahwaii' in deadchat is probably one o...

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sirnat wrote:Oh, miscount but whatever you took a punch with boxing gloves to mean you had to use a hatchet, your fault you escalated it even more.

Vekter wrote:Sirnat, did you expect him not to retaliate when you wordlessly break into his department wielding a fire axe?

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*Cough* Already been handled, and no i've not been warned to not randomly attack people but thanks for the assumption. Anyway, this has been handled, would someone mind locking it? Right, so we're in agreement that trespassers looking to steal a job's tools are allowed to beat up the workers, so lo...

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Honestly this kinda seems like Sirnat was killbaiting Monty He broke into the department wordlessly, hit the guy and then murdered the shit out of him for a fairly common object that is available in places with no access requirement, it does seem about right for killbaiting. Let me dig a step deepe...

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He broke the three tiles of glass directly under the tray on the left.

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What really irked me about this situation, and the reason I made a ban request about it, was the act of what is basically a smash and grab right in someone's face being defended with "well I didn't hit him first." It really goes against what I'm believing is the overall level of RP in the ...

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Alright, this is just running in circles at this point. I'm going to maintain my position that smashing through windows with a fireaxe into a staffed department for an easily accessible item that can be obtained in several locations is an act of aggression and leave it at that until someone says oth...

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Are you honestly just pretending that you didn't fireaxe your way into a staffed department at this point? I don't care if it's on your back or not, you just used it maliciously when there's someone standing literally 4 tiles away from you. Goddamn, just ASK.

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For one, this began over three windows. That's all that happened in the beginning, he then escalated it into a hatchet/axe fight all I did was defend myself honestly. I'm not so sure about the validity of a self defense claim when I'd argue that you're the aggressor. Not to mention I'm technically ...

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I only broke into botany to steal one of the water tanks to fill up multiple spray bottles with water, Have you tried asking? Or opening that closet directly south of botany that's accessible to all with a water tank in it? Or gone...basically anywhere in maintenance for one? you didn't seem to wor...

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This was handled ICLY pretty much, after I busted your windows you tried charge toward me with a axe, I then tried to run. You hit me a few times, so I retaliated with my own axe But why did you bash your way into botany in the first place? You just stopped, whipped out an axe, and started wrecking...

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Your byond account: Montyblancs Your character name: Kicks-The-Puppies Their character name: Nathan Ward Their byond account(optional, but useful if you can provide it): sirnat Server and time: Sybil, 8/10/15, starting at 23:58:16 server time Description of what happened: Midway through my botany sh...

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Played a round with the healer spirit, helped me in my futile attempts to destroy the AI for that sweet sweet greentext and ended up bringing me back from crit about 3 times. Died on the escape shuttle to the fire spirit because the fire damage from that thing is stupidly high. My spirit was talking...

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A certain coder made a certain few people lizards for a few rounds when they prayed for it, first time one looted the armory and acted like a shit while the rest were mostly fine, the next the same lizard ended up killing the warden apparently. I'm pretty sure I was that warden, and the one in that...

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Just as an FYI, It was the same Cargo tech and he had 3 strikes. You let a dude out of perma because you thought it was unfair that he had nothing to do in Perma. Personally I wanted to throw you out a fucking airlock as a fellow sec officer. IC I had heard no solid explanation over the radio for h...

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>extended >science is fabulous literally fabulous >all things upgraded >sec gets go dufflebags filled with an smg, ammo and an ion carbine, and a tonne more smgs and ammo >robotics hops in and returns to it's glory days, making multiple mechs >some faggot griffer releases the singulo >make 20 bags ...

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