/tg/Station 13

[02:50:09]ATTACK: Jayden Rich(mazen30) shot Nathan Ward(sirnat) with the laser (NEWHP: 90)
[02:50:10]ATTACK: Jayden Rich(mazen30) shot Nathan Ward(sirnat) with the laser (NEWHP: 67.5)

He shot twice.

Sirnat playing internet lawyer when his greytiding backfires 2: Electric Boogaloo

i just want to be able to, as the bartender, get really drunk (to the point of randomly stumbling) and while i'm drunk i do more damage with punches and have slight damage resistance This is perfect. Cause otherwise there is no actual benefit to being drunk aside from the RP of being drunk. Shit, i...

This would be a fantastic addition. Mainly because when you enter a job/department 100% foreign to you, you dont know what the fuck everything is what the fuck you should be doing to help out. Case in point, I was reading the Xenobiology guide, thought I was prepped, and when I entered the round and...

>janitor >boring its as if you've never slipped half of security when they're chasing somebody down the halls. i fucking love playing janitor tbh As much as I love shenanigans, I dont believe thats an apt reasoning not to improve a job. You can bask in the ill-will of others in almost any job, but ...

Gibbermelons - Heavily mutated watermelon which functions as a one time use gibber. Picture Little Shop of Horrors. hahaha why the fuck would you want that >walk down hall >botanist pulls 30 deathnettles out of his bag and hits you into crit in two hits >he pulls out one of his 100 portable gibbing...

I'd also like to suggest additional mutation options for plants that otherwise cant mutant into other species. Some examples: Extremely rare mutations: Mutated Pod plant - Can spawn a sentient random mob (Xeno, carp, space bear, etc) instead of a normal human. Gibbermelons - Heavily mutated watermel...

I feel as if most service jobs are overlooked in regard to updates and additional items. Mostly because they're not that important to the crew except for maybe the chef, but I'd like to see some weight added or at least some additional items for convenience's sake. Botany: Just give botany some form...

Sirnat has this incredible knack for playing the internet lawyer with every altercation when he's on the "losing side" of his bullshit. He does it with security every time he's put on the spot.

You broke into a department for water. Cut and dry. How can you possibly defend that?

Character witness: Frequent graytiding as nonantag. Frequently winds up on arrest. Usually belligerent when arrested. Usually gets an extended sentence because he tries to break out, even on low sentences. Going with doc. Every interaction I've had with Nathan is him usually mugging something from ...